View Full Version : Is there anyone here who can't swim?


sickbadthing
08-22-2008, 01:06 AM
Seriously

What's your fucking problem

alexthestampede
08-22-2008, 01:09 AM
lauren can't swim, lol

Mablak
08-22-2008, 01:12 AM
Haha I could swim at age 4, I think any remotely smart person could figure it out

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 01:13 AM
i heard somewhere that black people cant swim

is that true

duovamp
08-22-2008, 01:19 AM
Phelps.

Mo
08-22-2008, 01:20 AM
Jon Bon Jovi can't swim.

Debaser
08-22-2008, 01:28 AM
the world is 78% water you fucks. not knowing how to swim is dangerous. anybody see waterworld?

sickbadthing
08-22-2008, 01:29 AM
This is really just an underhanded way to decide who I'm going to invite to the first annual NETPHORIA BOAT PARTY ON LAKE WASHINGTON

pale blue eyes
08-22-2008, 08:52 AM
I can swim fine, I just can't dive worth shit. I half belly flop every fucking time.

waltermcphilp
08-22-2008, 08:59 AM
i can not drown.

The Jesus
08-22-2008, 09:17 AM
I haven't been swimming for something silly like.....15 years. I was a decent swimmer; they used to call me "McFish".

GlasgowKiss
08-22-2008, 09:27 AM
http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/sport/gallery/2008/aug/13/olympics20081/GD8378948@Ratko-Rudic-(L)-coach-740.jpg

Fonzie
08-22-2008, 04:43 PM
the fact that I only have one hand and one foot makes it kinda hard to swim.

I tend to go round in circles a lot.

Fonzie
08-22-2008, 04:44 PM
http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/sport/gallery/2008/aug/13/olympics20081/GD8378948@Ratko-Rudic-(L)-coach-740.jpg


the gay croatian airforce?

Ol' Couch Ass
08-22-2008, 05:10 PM
They prefer to be called croat flyboys.

duovamp
08-22-2008, 05:11 PM
I wonder what the general's trying to tell them to crush. Probably a city or naval base.

GlasgowKiss
08-22-2008, 05:46 PM
Thats actually sickbadthing as he made this thread on his invisible laptop.

D.
08-22-2008, 06:24 PM
I can swim fine, I just can't dive worth shit. I half belly flop every fucking time.

<ph>

JokeyLoki
08-22-2008, 06:25 PM
Phelps.

Phelps is a dick.

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