View Full Version : i miss you netphoria.


spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 08:35 PM
sometimes.

do you miss me? i am sure the answer is no.

oh well.

???
08-21-2008, 08:37 PM
hey stef!

isle here

sup

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 08:38 PM
chillaxin and shit. you know.

???
08-21-2008, 08:41 PM
what do you do now

ie when you're not lurking here

barden
08-21-2008, 08:42 PM
save yourself, run while you can.

barden
08-21-2008, 08:46 PM
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Water Concern

Have any of you ever been concerned about a water shortage in your area?

recently my water provider called our supply of water to be in a drought. And a few weeks later the state declared a state wide drought.

at about 1:15am in the morning i woke up thirsty and went to get a drink of water and notice the water font had very low water pressure. i checked the bathrooms to find low water pressure there too. I then went outside with my mother to find no water leaking..

I went back to bed very concerned about what was going on. Then at about 1:30am my mother comes in my room and tells me she is hearing a lot of water. We go outside and a large flow of water is gushing down the street gutters. I rush up the hill to find a semi open hydrant.

I called my water provider and minutes later they arrived and all the water from the hydrant was off by 1:45am water pressure returned, but my mind is still concerned.
Posted by MonteLDS at 2:13 AM 0 comments

Mo
08-21-2008, 08:46 PM
Actually I just thought of all the... emotion you brought to this place today.
You should come back, girl.

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 08:48 PM
what do you do now

ie when you're not lurking here

i dont lurk. lurking is sad. i dont even have the internet at my place, i'm at my mom's house

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 08:48 PM
Actually I just thought of all the... emotion you brought to this place today.
You should come back, girl.

i'm boring and normal now, though.

Mo
08-21-2008, 08:54 PM
i'm boring and normal now, though.

Doesn't matter, most of the "character" Netphorians left, and we sure could use any help to get this place back on track.

duovamp
08-21-2008, 08:56 PM
Most of my missing is spent elsewhere.

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 08:58 PM
is that cocksucker julio still around?

Eulogy
08-21-2008, 08:59 PM
is that cocksucker julio still around?

is that a serious question?

???
08-21-2008, 09:05 PM
lol^

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 09:06 PM
i think i missed something

barden
08-21-2008, 09:07 PM
It only took me almost a year to get this done.. But I know how to do the DVD's right!

On the way to the Newport Temple I told the young women that I had got her a small something.. she searched in my gap bag to find a small Tiffany bag similar to several she had gotten threw the past 2 and half years. But this item wasn’t like any of the calm silver bracelet & necklaces she had gotten in the past. I could sense a little bit of nervousness as she open the box. Her jaw dropped as she saw this elegant diamond heart shaped necklace with a pearl in the center and a diamond just about the heart as well.

It all happened in the Summer of 2005. I was seeing the same girl for the past 2 and half years. Our relationship was much like a football field filled with mole holes…
We were engaged until she called it off in November due to concerns that she wasn’t sure about us anymore. The mole holes had returned and I fell broke the ankle of my heart…


<img src="http://bp3.blogger.com/_y3VFFppOLt4/R5EbtqP-CZI/AAAAAAAAAGw/IAOmxPrdBLs/s320/0leaf-750614.jpg">
Ever felt like this leaf here? Like you have fallen from a tree that
is way up in the sky. The wind made you blow away. And now your left
to die?

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 09:17 PM
you're fucking deep, dude.

sickbadthing
08-21-2008, 09:23 PM
you're one of the few funny people of netphoria

barden
08-21-2008, 09:27 PM
Okay almost to where ever I am going and whoever it is that I am going
to see. I am still in the mist of no where. I am not fond of this
drive. This is where this boy fears to tred. Farewell, Goodnight, last
one out turn off the light!!

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 09:29 PM
you're one of the few funny people of netphoria

sup

you a senior citizen yet

???
08-21-2008, 09:31 PM
who're you bonin' these days

how's pastor craig oh wait that shit was time ago.

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 09:33 PM
who're you bonin' these days

how's pastor craig oh wait that shit was time ago.

oh you know, still screwing doug and shit

barden
08-21-2008, 09:54 PM
It looks pretty cloudy. I hope it doesn't rain. I am not a fan of rain.
I use to sing that little song every rainy day "rain rain go away come
back another day" maybe tomorrow is that 'another day'.

So I am driving west and the sun is going down and it is blinding
me!!! Don't you hate that. Someone needs to give the sun some
sunglasses. Good grief.


<img src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_y3VFFppOLt4/RwM0yqQdGCI/AAAAAAAAABY/l4LbG9on5dI/s320/IMG00038-758584.jpg">
Now its time for bed. I hope I don't look stupid when I'm
sleeeping.... I never really liked sunny days...

There are people who will get that and then there are people who won't.



So Yesterday I bought a new blackberry known as the Curve. I really didn't have to get a new phone, as my Blackberry 8700g was holding up nicely, but this new blackberry has a lot of featured that I was excited to get.

A good friend of mine has been very encouraged me to go to Denver for seeing The Smashing Pumpkins.
Why would I go to see the same band again after I will have just saw them in Utah just a day before. Well, it is all because of this friend.
For her sake we will call her Sarah! Sarah told me she has been wanting to go to this concert for sometime and then alerted me that tickets were being offered for cheap by someone online.

barden
08-21-2008, 09:55 PM
WHO TOOK THAT PHOTO??

Mo
08-21-2008, 09:56 PM
oh you know, still screwing doug and shit

True love waits. :noway:

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 09:57 PM
is that monte

maoi
08-21-2008, 10:36 PM
i think i missed something

he passed away in march

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 10:46 PM
he passed away in march

are you for realz

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 10:56 PM
talk to me you fucking assholes

maoi
08-21-2008, 11:00 PM
<img src="http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/EquusRadcliffe_468x577.jpg">

Mo
08-21-2008, 11:16 PM
maoifuck.

Streetcrawler89
08-21-2008, 11:20 PM
AM I MUTED??????????????

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 11:20 PM
i want to stick my dick in harry potter's tight, clenched ass. mmm!:smoke:

Streetcrawler89
08-21-2008, 11:20 PM
AM I MUTED??????????????


^^^^^^^ This.

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 11:23 PM
WHAT! I CANT HEAR YOU

Elvis The Fat Years
08-21-2008, 11:26 PM
why is that dude muted?

Streetcrawler89
08-21-2008, 11:27 PM
WHATS UP SPANDEXJESUS???? IM JUST LISTENING TO SMALLTOWN BOY BY BRONSKI BEAT CUZ I'M GAY LIKE THAT. IT MAKES ME WANTS TO RUB BABY OIL ALL OVER MYSELF AND RUN AROUND EXPOSING MYSELF TO OLD AGE PENSIONERS. DO YOU KNOW THE FEELING? THAT'S HOW I GET MY KICKS, YOU???????? PLZ WRITE BACK

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 11:27 PM
hey elvis we should double team harry potter. it would bve fuckin hot, rite???

spandexjesus
08-21-2008, 11:28 PM
WHATS UP SPANDEXJESUS???? IM JUST LISTENING TO SMALLTOWN BOY BY BRONSKI BEAT CUZ I'M GAY LIKE THAT. IT MAKES ME WANTS TO RUB BABY OIL ALL OVER MYSELF AND RUN AROUND EXPOSING MYSELF TO OLD AGE PENSIONERS. DO YOU KNOW THE FEELING? THAT'S HOW I GET MY KICKS, YOU???????? PLZ WRITE BACK

i'm sorry i cant hear you. i can see your lips moving but no sound is coming out

Streetcrawler89
08-21-2008, 11:49 PM
Muse, anyone?

alexthestampede
08-22-2008, 12:28 AM
post nudes

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 01:15 AM
post nudes

thats horribly boring and pointless now that i'm legal

duh

Geek USA
08-22-2008, 09:18 AM
hi stef

waltermcphilp
08-22-2008, 09:36 AM
im not sure who you are, but "hello"

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 10:21 AM
hi stef

i love you.

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 10:23 AM
im not sure who you are, but "hello"

i'm not sure who i am either, but "hi"

sppunk
08-22-2008, 10:28 AM
Someone posted that photo of your 15-year-old ass a few weeks ago.

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 11:01 AM
Someone posted that photo of your 15-year-old ass a few weeks ago.

i was such a ho. fo sho

Eulogy
08-22-2008, 11:04 AM
so yeah stef. stop being vague and shit. what have you been up to?

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 11:10 AM
so yeah stef. stop being vague and shit. what have you been up to?

i didn't know if anyone even cared


i live with doug in an apartment near duluth, i work at mcdonalds (i am a mcmanager lol) and smoke a lot of pot. that sounds boring but hey i'm happy with it. looking around at colleges right now. oh and i'm almost 19, weird.

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2008, 11:11 AM
Hi

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 11:12 AM
Hi

hola sorry i used to be a bitch to you

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2008, 11:12 AM
You were?

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 11:14 AM
You were?

i dunno i seem to recall being snarky

whatevs

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2008, 11:16 AM
Now you're being snarky

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 11:20 AM
nah man, u gotta read it in a chill tone

sppunk
08-22-2008, 11:21 AM
I am shocked to hear Stefanie is 19, working at McDonalds and smoking out every day.

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2008, 11:22 AM
Want to talk about boys? Cute ones I mean

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 11:30 AM
I am shocked to hear Stefanie is 19, working at McDonalds and smoking out every day.

it could be worse. it might not sound like it, but i have my shit together now. so i work at mcdonalds and smoke pot. at least i 'm not unemployed/pregnant/homeless/a slut/addicted to meth or some shit, all of which could have probably happened but didn't.

you're such a debbie downer, bro

Eulogy
08-22-2008, 11:33 AM
yeah. being a manager at mcdonald's at 19 isn't too bad if you don't plan on staying there forever, is it? i mean, whatever.

what's doug doing?

ravenguy2000
08-22-2008, 11:37 AM
If i started right now at McDonalds how long would it take me to be promoted to where you are now

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 11:38 AM
exactly its not like i'm still going to be working there when i'm 30 or something (god forbid). doug at mcds too and he's also going to college for child developement

Eulogy
08-22-2008, 11:39 AM
is it one of the clean, well-run mcdonalds? or one of the dirty, disgusting shitholes that you find in like...southern illinois?

neopryn
08-22-2008, 11:43 AM
sppunk had his own company by the time he was stefanie's age

sickbadthing
08-22-2008, 11:43 AM
so do you and your boyfriend fuck in the walk-in after hours?

AndySlash
08-22-2008, 11:43 AM
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=7849&dateline=1219376673> got to bed early you doofus! 'cause when you're sleepin' there's no lonely times... there's just dreams.

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 11:47 AM
If i started right now at McDonalds how long would it take me to be promoted to where you are now

at least a year or so. but you have to be good

is it one of the clean, well-run mcdonalds? or one of the dirty, disgusting shitholes that you find in like...southern illinois?

ew no. its nice, the store's only like two years old and we keep it clean and shit. store manager is a fuckin' bitch, though

sppunk
08-22-2008, 11:49 AM
it could be worse. it might not sound like it, but i have my shit together now. so i work at mcdonalds and smoke pot. at least i 'm not unemployed/pregnant/homeless/a slut/addicted to meth or some shit, all of which could have probably happened but didn't.

you're such a debbie downer, bro

You are correct - congrats on not being dead. Really.

sppunk
08-22-2008, 11:50 AM
On a side note, I got an e-mail with like 10 coupons for some free new chicken thing McDonalds apparently is offering.

The e-mail said they are trying to steal Chick-fil-A's recipe or somesuch.

ravenguy2000
08-22-2008, 11:51 AM
The e-mail said they are trying to steal Chick-fil-A's recipe or somesuch.

That shit is NOT as good as Chik-fil-A. Trust me on this. It is somewhat passable if you do not have a Chik near you or you've never had the Chik before but you live in the land of plenty, so do not even bother. Save your pennies.

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 11:52 AM
On a side note, I got an e-mail with like 10 coupons for some free new chicken thing McDonalds apparently is offering.

The e-mail said they are trying to steal Chick-fil-A's recipe or somesuch.

if you're talking bout the southern style chicken then you should get it, its pretty fucking good. but i suggest you order mayo on it.

mxzombie
08-22-2008, 11:52 AM
interesting side note, very informative. shows great journalistic style.

sppunk
08-22-2008, 11:54 AM
That shit is NOT as good as Chik-fil-A. Trust me on this. It is somewhat passable if you do not have a Chik near you or you've never had the Chik before but you live in the land of plenty, so do not even bother. Save your pennies.

I don't really eat fast food other than Chick-fil-A, but thanks for the warning.

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 11:56 AM
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=7849&dateline=1219376673> got to bed early you doofus! 'cause when you're sleepin' there's no lonely times... there's just dreams.

:love:

do you still live in duluth

pale_princess
08-22-2008, 12:01 PM
ru gonna marry doug?

ravenguy2000
08-22-2008, 12:04 PM
I don't really eat fast food other than Chick-fil-A, but thanks for the warning.

ok

can you fedex me some waffle fries later then

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 12:07 PM
ru gonna marry doug?

yes

(also i'm sad that i've never had Chick-fil-A)

AndySlash
08-22-2008, 12:09 PM
:love:

<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=7849&dateline=1219376673> wine was invented by the romans.... for orgies. and orgies are not too much fun if no one wants to do with you.



do you still live in duluth

I never lived in Duluth. You're thinking of Mariner.

sppunk
08-22-2008, 12:11 PM
ok

can you fedex me some waffle fries later then

I'll exchange them for maple syrup ...

spandexjesus
08-22-2008, 12:14 PM
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=7849&dateline=1219376673> wine was invented by the romans.... for orgies. and orgies are not too much fun if no one wants to do with you.





I never lived in Duluth. You're thinking of Mariner.

oh snap. :o ...you do live in minnesota at least and i'm not completely insane, right?

pale_princess
08-22-2008, 12:15 PM
does your mom approve of doug?

ravenguy2000
08-22-2008, 12:15 PM
I'll exchange them for you covered in maple syrup ...

lolololololol i'm so clever

AndySlash
08-22-2008, 12:17 PM
oh snap. :o ...you do live in minnesota at least and i'm not completely insane, right?

I'm in the cities, yeah.

sppunk
08-22-2008, 12:21 PM
lolololololol i'm so clever

Only if we can share Kathryn.

wHATcOLOR
08-22-2008, 12:25 PM
HELLO

ravenguy2000
08-22-2008, 12:35 PM
Only if we can share Kathryn.

only gay if our balls touch!

Nimrod's Son
08-22-2008, 04:53 PM
i didn't know if anyone even cared


i live with doug in an apartment near duluth, i work at mcdonalds (i am a mcmanager lol) and smoke a lot of pot. that sounds boring but hey i'm happy with it. looking around at colleges right now. oh and i'm almost 19, weird.
so you're on the mark and stacee life plan. glwt.

Nimrod's Son
08-22-2008, 04:54 PM
ru gonna marry doug?

silly question. everyone thinks they're going to marry the first person they fuck.

Nimrod's Son
08-22-2008, 04:55 PM
well except me, cuz the bitch was preggers already

Geek USA
08-22-2008, 05:05 PM
i love you.

i lub u 2

sickbadthing
08-22-2008, 05:16 PM
so you're on the mark and stacee life plan. glwt.

LOL

next step: take up belly dancing

Streetcrawler89
08-22-2008, 10:43 PM
Who wants to give me a brief history of Stef? And also direct me towards any partially nude photos of her circulating on Netphoria, thanks

barden
08-23-2008, 05:03 PM
God damn, was I the only one who read his whole blog?

bits
08-24-2008, 02:41 PM
probably. i couldn't take more than two entries. ya freak.

spandexjesus
08-25-2008, 06:03 PM
so you're on the mark and stacee life plan. glwt.

apartment+weed=mark and stacee? ohhkay