View Full Version : this construction worker reaalllly wants to put me in a wheelchair


pale_princess
08-21-2008, 03:22 PM
so there's been construction on my street all summer long and i've been acosted by this one dude the whole friggin time! it started out with him just yelling "hey sexy!" to me every morning on my way to work. a few weeks ago he said "when you gonna give me your number" and i was all, "dude, i'm engaged." a few days ago, before work, he was all, "hey, talk to me for a minute" but i told him i was late for work. finally, yesterday, he catches up to me when i'm walking home from work and walks alongside me and talks to me. "so when are you gonna have me over? i know you have a man but you like me!" i was like uhhh ... i don't do that stuff i'm taken d00d and he was all "but i'm in love with you!"

:erm:

so what started as harmless flirting that made me laugh has kinda gotten creepy and my bf's thinking of telling him off but i dunno :erm:

Caine Walker
08-21-2008, 03:25 PM
did i dream that this thread already existed?

pale_princess
08-21-2008, 03:26 PM
no it got really creepy as of yesterday

Caine Walker
08-21-2008, 03:27 PM
take a different way home?

Sylvia Woods
08-21-2008, 03:28 PM
why is your boyfriend only thinking about telling him off? this construction worker seems like more of a man, go with him!

???
08-21-2008, 03:28 PM
he's in love with you but wants to put you in a wheelchair

sentencefail

wHATcOLOR
08-21-2008, 03:29 PM
i'm a <i>project engineer</i>, not a <i>construction worker</i>

???
08-21-2008, 03:31 PM
you should def. do something about him though. the guy's getting desperate, next thing you know he'll brick you and put you in the back of his van.

pale_princess
08-21-2008, 03:32 PM
take a different way home?

doesn't matter, the construction is RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE :think:

pale_princess
08-21-2008, 03:33 PM
he's in love with you but wants to put you in a wheelchair

sentencefail

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080714223953AA5o9Tq

Caine Walker
08-21-2008, 03:36 PM
doesn't matter, the construction is RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE :think:

ooooohhhhhhhhhh.

sneak in through the back?

s'all i got.

Sylvia Woods
08-21-2008, 03:42 PM
ooooohhhhhhhhhh.

sneak in through the back?

s'all i got.

i think HE wants to sneak in through the back, kno'm'sayin'

pale_princess
08-21-2008, 03:43 PM
ooooohhhhhhhhhh.

sneak in through the back?

s'all i got.

there's no back way. it's an apartment on the second floor of a storefront on a major street. sigh!

topleybird
08-21-2008, 03:50 PM
Can your boyfriend beat up the construction worker

If not, are you certain you are making the right choice

Caine Walker
08-21-2008, 03:52 PM
you should start wearing fun disguises.

one day you could wear blackface.
the next day you could wear funny glasses with the nose and the mustache.
the next day could be a neat rubber mask.
then you could be a mummy.

if your boyfriend is a freak, this could be really good for your sex life.

pale_princess
08-21-2008, 03:55 PM
^^ :rofl: he's got this stupid goldberg mask that his sister in law gave him for his birthday, so i could try that...

alexthestampede
08-21-2008, 03:55 PM
what's wrong with just having sex with him? is he dirty or unattractive or something?

noyen
08-21-2008, 04:05 PM
does he want to put you in a sexytime wheelchair?

pale_princess
08-21-2008, 04:07 PM
does he want to put you in a sexytime wheelchair?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080714223953AA5o9Tq

you need to watch white chicks

Nimrod's Son
08-21-2008, 05:49 PM
you need to watch white chicks

nobody needs to watch white chicks

wHATcOLOR
08-21-2008, 05:50 PM
you should def. do something about him though. the guy's getting desperate, next thing you know he'll brick you and put you in the back of his van.


dude i don't even drive a <i>van</i>, i drive a <i>rusty subaru wagon</i>

Ol' Couch Ass
08-21-2008, 06:03 PM
you need to watch white chicks

Three or four years ago I wrote a letter to Maxim mag that got published and they sent me a copy of White Chicks for running the letter. I took one look at the front of the DVD and threw it in the trash.

exactlythesame
08-21-2008, 06:04 PM
we're so proud of you

Caine Walker
08-21-2008, 06:05 PM
Three or four years ago I wrote a letter to Maxim mag that got published and they sent me a copy of White Chicks for running the letter. I took one look at the front of the DVD and threw it in the trash.

:think:
what could possibly have worked you up so much to write a letter to Maxim?

duovamp
08-21-2008, 06:17 PM
I hope they sent you that DVD as an insult.

hnibos
08-21-2008, 06:34 PM
running the letter...

to pale princess: be careful with that man

wHATcOLOR
08-21-2008, 06:38 PM
you guys know my name, don't talk about me like i'm not even here

bits
08-21-2008, 07:35 PM
how about you just ignore him? like, not a word. a glance. nada. most people get the clue. if not then i second the glasses idea. or just bark. stop showering and growel and bark and pant and shit. if he's still smitten you're marrying the wrong man.

The Jesus
08-21-2008, 08:35 PM
Tell him you've got AIDS.

dantangel
08-21-2008, 08:41 PM
one word pepper spary

wHATcOLOR
08-21-2008, 08:47 PM
one word pepper spary

which word are you going with, pepper or spary

topleybird
08-21-2008, 09:11 PM
SHEMALE t-shirt

celluloid_love
08-21-2008, 09:17 PM
hey look another thread where paleprincess bitches about stupid shit

Mablak
08-21-2008, 09:22 PM
This is clearly a social experiment. The construction worker is enacting the most well known stereotype available to him to see how realistically his actions will be perceived. I'm sure he finds this to be an interesting study.

maoi
08-22-2008, 03:35 PM
this wouldn't have happened if you had kept your hair red or whatever :noway:

Ol' Couch Ass
08-22-2008, 03:39 PM
:think:
what could possibly have worked you up so much to write a letter to Maxim?

It was in 04 when they had Avril on the cover :blush: I had a bit of a crush and fired an off the cuff email to them which they promptly published before dropping me into a vat of burnsauce.

pale_princess
08-22-2008, 04:10 PM
he didn't say anything to me this morning i was walking with my bf :-/

topleybird
08-22-2008, 04:26 PM
That is indeed unfortunate, pale_princess.

Caine Walker
08-22-2008, 04:35 PM
you guys were both wearing hockey masks, weren't you?

Nimrod's Son
08-22-2008, 05:16 PM
Just admit you love the attention.

bardy
08-23-2008, 12:25 AM
i'm a <i>project engineer</i>, not a <i>construction worker</i>

project engineers wouldnt be out in the field really, they mostly just handle the subcontractors and cost forecasting

noyen
08-23-2008, 12:30 AM
I LIVE IN A BUBBLE

bardy
08-23-2008, 12:34 AM
I live in a gutter

Travis Meeks
08-23-2008, 06:44 AM
Just admit you love the attention.

I thought this was the point of the thread

Shallowed
08-23-2008, 07:53 AM
he didn't say anything to me this morning i was walking with my bf :-/

You should call out to him when you're walking with your boyfriend.

smashingjj
08-23-2008, 08:09 AM
i was like uh and he was all yeah

ohnoitsbonnie
08-23-2008, 08:11 AM
Yeah, this is ridiculous.

I think it would've been a good idea to split the 5th book into 2 movies. LOT of information there that should've been included. However, it is absolutely essential that the 7th book is split into 2 movies. There is entirely too much backstory (that is necessary, for the most part) that must be there. Yeah, I like the harry potter books, fuck off.

Also, like A/, I was incredibly surprised at how fucking honest the studio head was being. I can understand if they were delaying the release for production/editing/filming/etc problems. (not 8 months delay, but I digress) However, saying, "er.. well.. we're delaying this until summer 2009 because the writer's strike fucked our shit up and we've got no big blockbusters to come out in the summer blockbuster season. also- we swear that MORE DEVOTED FANS can see harry potter... as summer releases always do better!!!"

which, by the way, is a load of crap- Prisoner of Azkaban was released in the summer and was the lowest grossing Potter film of the entire series.