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Mo
08-20-2008, 12:12 PM
Hey Netphoria,

this coming Friday I'm celebrating my 20th birthday with quite a big party, and I'd like to ask you for your input - what would you expect from a party, what kind of decoration would you put up etc pp.

We already raided numerous One-Euro-Shops for trash deco, got tons of new music, put away useless furniture to get more space, and a friend of mine is performing live. But still I feel that something's missing...

Any ideas?

Thanks a lot.

Love,
- antipop.

Caine Walker
08-20-2008, 12:14 PM
- hot, slutty chicks
- lots of booze
- happy birthday!

waltermcphilp
08-20-2008, 12:16 PM
encourage nakedness.

Mo
08-20-2008, 12:16 PM
- hot, slutty chicks
- lots of booze
- happy birthday!

- check (though I'm not too sure about their sluttiness)
- check
- thanks


encourage nakedness.

Yeah, but I do that anyway. I need something... special.

waltermcphilp
08-20-2008, 12:19 PM
some sweet entrance music. lower yourself from the ceiling on the laundry thing you made the other day. then throw candy on the crowd.

RockLobster
08-20-2008, 12:22 PM
strippers, drugs, beer, hard alcohol, rock n roll and a donkey.

GlasgowKiss
08-20-2008, 12:27 PM
Multiple toilets with toilet attendents who have mops.

Nimrod's Son
08-20-2008, 12:32 PM
a guy who stands in the bathroom and offers stinky colognes and hands you a towel

RockLobster
08-20-2008, 12:34 PM
chicks who give blumpkins while you are on the can.

noyen
08-20-2008, 12:46 PM
a dead horse

wHATcOLOR
08-20-2008, 12:48 PM
silly string

???
08-20-2008, 01:01 PM
zoot suit

RockLobster
08-20-2008, 01:02 PM
a dead isle

???
08-20-2008, 01:03 PM
i once got duct taped to the ceiling, if thats any compensation

(voluntarily)

ohnoitsbonnie
08-20-2008, 01:12 PM
Hot tubs

sickbadthing
08-20-2008, 01:13 PM
a lot of lube

???
08-20-2008, 01:15 PM
a hot tub of lube

ohnoitsbonnie
08-20-2008, 01:17 PM
omg

???
08-20-2008, 01:19 PM
ed: w/ bonnie in it

???
08-20-2008, 01:19 PM
and heck, a few rats too. why not.

fluxequalsrad
08-20-2008, 01:25 PM
viagra + sweatpants party.

???
08-20-2008, 01:34 PM
viagra + sweatpants party.

lol, sweatpant boners

Thaniel Buckner
08-20-2008, 01:40 PM
well the surefire way to be a great host is don't be boring and stupid.

Preston
08-20-2008, 02:01 PM
http://www.fundrinkingames.com/


http://bestpartyever.com/boredchem/ideas/BBQ-Birthday-Smash

Mo
08-20-2008, 02:12 PM
Thanks, Mr Preston, I had totally forgotten about drinking games.
And about that "BBQ Smash" - We live on 95m² (1.022,5sf), our balcony is nothing more than a pigeon crapper.

Preston
08-20-2008, 02:38 PM
ah i see...well if you cant decide on decorations or think that most people would end up tearing them down in drunken haze by the end of the night..then maybe your food should be the theme of the party...something easy thats different and wont take you hours and hours to fix....

Fattening Ass
08-20-2008, 02:48 PM
inflatable dildos

ravenguy2000
08-20-2008, 02:58 PM
don't have a party

aurel
08-20-2008, 03:19 PM
Electric Kool Aid.

Mo
08-20-2008, 03:25 PM
The only "theme" is a gun-to-the-head flyer photo. Well, I'll just buy some cheap second-hand crap and put it in odd places - should be strange/artsy-ironic/stupid and boring enough.
My flat is just too... empty. I need some shit to distract the eye.

Caine Walker
08-20-2008, 03:30 PM
get a shit ton of bubble wrap and lay it all over the floor. that would be fun as fuck.

Mo
08-20-2008, 03:33 PM
get a shit ton of bubble wrap and lay it all over the floor. that would be fun as fuck.

.

/Shit, no can do - I don't want some drunk smoker to burn down my building.

Mo
08-21-2008, 04:54 AM
BUMP - My roommate is fighting with his bitching girlfriend, so instead of doing anything to throw a great party, I'm pretending to be deaf and listening to metal. :|

Luke de Spa
08-21-2008, 05:11 AM
and heck, a few rats too. why not.

8000 or none

Caine Walker
08-21-2008, 08:22 AM
.

/Shit, no can do - I don't want some drunk smoker to burn down my building.

if you don't want to have the best party ever, then that's on you.

threetwooneZERO
08-21-2008, 11:38 AM
get a pinata and then fill it with ecstasy.

Mo
08-21-2008, 12:24 PM
I bought today:

4 bottles of red wine
3 bottles of white wine
2 bottles of whiskey
48 cans of beer
2 bottles of gin
2 bottles of Jägermeister
2 bottles of (cheap) vodka
tons of coke, diet coke, apple juice, mango juice, o-j, red bull, mineral water etc pp.

Plus it's BYOB, so I guess I'll be fine.

noyen
08-21-2008, 12:26 PM
sbt and i used to go through that much alcohol in a couple hours when we were drinkers. what kind of whiskey did you get?

Mo
08-21-2008, 12:37 PM
Ballantine's, of course.

waltermcphilp
08-21-2008, 12:40 PM
you should probably buy a couple boxes of condoms.

Mo
08-21-2008, 12:44 PM
I don't think I'll need condoms anytime soon, but there are enough around.

agenda suicide
08-21-2008, 01:05 PM
I bought today:

4 bottles of red wine
3 bottles of white wine
2 bottles of whiskey
48 cans of beer
2 bottles of gin
2 bottles of Jägermeister
2 bottles of (cheap) vodka
tons of coke, diet coke, apple juice, mango juice, o-j, red bull, mineral water etc pp.

Plus it's BYOB, so I guess I'll be fine.
damn how much did that cost you?
I don't think I'll need condoms anytime soon, but there are enough around.
if I were there you would. HIYOOOO!

Mo
08-21-2008, 01:10 PM
:)


All in all I paid about €150 (~$220).

agenda suicide
08-21-2008, 01:18 PM
shit son, wish I could be there. Sounds like it's gonna be a great time.

Thaniel Buckner
08-21-2008, 01:30 PM
if I were there you would. HIYOOOO!
Gross

Cool As Ice Cream
08-21-2008, 01:34 PM
how about you close the toilet for an hour or two and put some buckets in the kitchen or whatever room as a replacement for the toilet?

Caine Walker
08-21-2008, 01:53 PM
what is with you sick bastards and all of the bathroom "humor"?

Shapan
08-21-2008, 05:03 PM
put weed in EVERYTHING

also happy birthday

wHATcOLOR
08-21-2008, 05:04 PM
get britney to sing:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Ak1cpi74RM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Ak1cpi74RM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

agenda suicide
08-21-2008, 05:49 PM
get britney to sing:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Ak1cpi74RM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Ak1cpi74RM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

ahahahaha, amazing. not saying she's the best singer in the world, but I can imagine it's hard to sing well while running around stage dancing like a crazy nut for quite some time.

mercurial
08-21-2008, 06:31 PM
wheel of cheese man. classy, delicious, impressive.

Mo
08-21-2008, 06:51 PM
We already got a great vegetarian and partly even vegan cold buffet, including "Say It Ain't Soy" goulash, "I Can't Believe It's Not Better" humus with pita bread, "What's oup?" tomato soup and other stereotypical party snack food with unclever names.

bits
08-21-2008, 06:56 PM
line your walls with paper and give everyone markers to create said distractions for the wandering eyes. sounds gay but people love that shit. and if they don't, trust that inebriated people love everything gay.

dantangel
08-21-2008, 07:45 PM
what ever you do just have porn on the tvs always a winner!

Mo
08-21-2008, 07:55 PM
what ever you do just have porn on the tvs always a winner!

I'm sorry, but I'm gonna go with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yoJI-Tl94g">this</a> looping non-stop on my TV. A lot of Futuramaheads will be there, who can all really appreciate the glory of Hypnotoad.

maoi
08-21-2008, 08:06 PM
invite lauren

Mo
08-21-2008, 09:00 PM
<a href="http://www.abload.de/image.php?img=weareparty4if.jpg"><img src="http://www.abload.de/thumb/weareparty4if.jpg" /></a>

ohnoitsbonnie
08-22-2008, 11:21 AM
Why do you have to throw your own birthday party

Rockin' Cherub
08-22-2008, 11:28 AM
jump out of the window onto a trampoline

repeat

Cool As Ice Cream
08-22-2008, 11:50 AM
Why do you have to throw your own birthday party

lol

Mo
08-23-2008, 07:15 AM
Some facts from last night:

- 73 people attended
- the police showed up twice, neighbors across the street had called them on us, but they were cool
- seven people literally passed out
- I have a headache

Cool As Ice Cream
08-23-2008, 12:40 PM
yay!!!

Ol' Couch Ass
08-23-2008, 01:40 PM
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