Last night:

01. FUCK THE PROLETARIAT!!!

02. stop looking at that guy's dick ==>

03. I HATE big floppy titties!

"the joke is in your hands" <i stole that from a movie>

lesbians rock in bed

Swastikas, mainly.

For a gr8 time call Bonnie
555-555-5555

"bathroom graffiti is done neither for fame or for money; therefore, it is the purest form of art. discuss."

matt was here

"bathroom graffiti is done neither for fame or for money; therefore, it is the purest form of art. discuss."

the "discuss" really kinda seals it.

www.paulhem.org

Someone had made this great ink sketch of a naked woman on the door of a stall at the store I work at. It was a pretty awesome drawing, but one day last year some bitch came in and complained about how her son used the bathroom and was exposed to "pornography" so they ended up washing it off. Lame.

"here i sit
brokenhearted
tried to shit
but only farted"

www.paulhem.org

:mad:

FUCK THE PROLETARIAT!!!

That is awesome

"here i sit
brokenhearted
tried to shit
but only farted"

thats the most common one ive seen

In 6th grade while at camp I saw

"Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
I came here to scratch my balls
And write this bullshit on the walls"

And I haven't forgotten it since.

Also as mentioned above, lots of swastikas and other racial things, lots of titties, a back and forth argument about George Bush once at a truck stop, you know, regular stuff.

follow the line
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you are now shitting at 45 degree angle.

follow the line
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you are now shitting at 45 degree angle.


Brilliant.

*On the side of a condom machine*

For refund, insert baby.

"smoke weed every day" I've seen in like 4 or 5 places for some reason. maybe it's the same guy

here i sit with a lonely heart
tried to shit
but only fart


and some other one that had to do with juggalas (did i spell that right?)

"here i sit
brokenhearted
tried to shit
but only farted"

yeah i've seen this too.

8==D

someone had written "Kelly"

underneath it, in a different color and handwriting;

"likes to lick balls"

In a hostel in San Francisco:

"in perfect world, toilet A-OK, but..........."

in high school, someone drew a picture of three male students having sex with each other. complete with labels. it got a whole lot of lols.

oh yeah, highschool, hmm. yes.


on one of the toilets, some maniac had drawn a picture of a hot teacher, on her back w/legs spread. I'm amazed that it lasted more than 5 years.

"look! a random act of graffiti!"

Blazestar was here 2007

poppycock

"My mouth is full of hooks."

"billie jean is not my lover"

*On the side of a condom machine*

For refund, insert baby.

:rofl:

"I love Jared"

"I love him more"

"Fuck off bitches, he's all mine!"

A stall in Poland:

"unban Warsaw"

"The sweet juices of your mouth
are like castles bathed in honey.
I've never had it done so gently before.
You have put a circle of castles
around my penis and you swirl them
like sunlight on the wings of birds."

From the unisex bathroom of Lloyd house at Caltech. Someone's a Brautigan fan, I guess.

Not a bathroom.. but at the colosseum in Rome someone carved a giant d in the stone.. approximately 2 ft .. I have a pic of it somewhere

i saw good outdoor graffiti yesterday walking home from work

KARMA IS FOR FAGS

Somebody spraypainted "ART SUCKS" on a garbage can in this really artsy area of Pittsburgh. Whoever did it was either a complete ass or total genius.

i have "tokyo night train" spraypainted below the storefront under my apt.

"cunt rags and rainbows" on the outside of our office. i swear i didnt do it.

Please get pics of it.

sienna miller's home

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/08/0821_miller_splash01.jpg

in a stall at this bar Creekside someone drew a crown and wrote inside "Beauty Bar doesn't deserve to suck on my herpes crusted cunt, mf!"

I roll my eyes every time I see it. for some reason part of the hipster crowd decided they wanted to move from Beauty to Creekside for a while there. some people care waaay too much.

BTW, this is a rolling bathroom wall thread...

01. Read Hemingway

02. Obama ... FO YO MAMA!

03. grower not a shower

04. your mom is fat.

05. Who's house? RUNS HOUSE

countless things about weed

but when i was a soph in college there were a couple of lines on the wall from modest mouse's talking shit about a pretty sunset and i actually added a couple more onto it. a year later practically the entire song was on the wall. a month after that the wall was repainted.

yeah pretty lame i know but i thought it was alright. watching the lyrics gradually grow was funny, and it was just a bathroom in a science building rather than stalls, so it wasnt as uncomfortable as other public restrooms.

Someone wrote Kant's a cunt! on MY bathroom wall.

Not a bathroom.. but at the colosseum in Rome someone carved a giant d in the stone.. approximately 2 ft .. I have a pic of it somewhere

*whistles innocently*

02. Obama ... FO YO MAMA!

:rofl:

"Perdeste o jogo" as in: "you've just lost the game". If you know wtf I'm talking about, that was most unexpected in this small town.

a member of my frat wrote "these walls have acid in them" while she was on acid. she thought it was the most clever thing in the world. everyone disagreed

yeah i know this isn't a bathroom wall, fuck it
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/eric-819/clerks/Jsb.jpg

a girl was in a frat, y0?

a member of my frat wrote "these walls have acid in them" while she was on acid. she thought it was the most clever thing in the world. everyone disagreedyour fraternity allows women to join?

damn.

*whistles innocently*

by d.. i meant penis

<img src="http://paradoxoff.com/files/2008/05/lenin-mickey-jesus.jpg">

your fraternity allows women to join?

http://cleoax.org/index.php?q=history

welcome to cleo of alpha chi

http://www.guerillastickers.com/JesusGay.jpg

by d.. i meant penis
ahhhhh

You didnt mean penis?

You didnt mean penis?
:banging: