View Full Version : Things you have seen written on a bathroom wall


D.
08-20-2008, 09:45 AM
Last night:

01. FUCK THE PROLETARIAT!!!

02. stop looking at that guy's dick ==>

03. I HATE big floppy titties!

RockLobster
08-20-2008, 09:47 AM
"the joke is in your hands" <i stole that from a movie>

pale_princess
08-20-2008, 09:48 AM
lesbians rock in bed

Mo
08-20-2008, 10:02 AM
Swastikas, mainly.

ohnoitsbonnie
08-20-2008, 10:03 AM
For a gr8 time call Bonnie
555-555-5555

mxzombie
08-20-2008, 10:05 AM
"bathroom graffiti is done neither for fame or for money; therefore, it is the purest form of art. discuss."

sppunk
08-20-2008, 10:07 AM
matt was here

D.
08-20-2008, 10:09 AM
"bathroom graffiti is done neither for fame or for money; therefore, it is the purest form of art. discuss."

the "discuss" really kinda seals it.

???
08-20-2008, 10:43 AM
www.paulhem.org

28if
08-20-2008, 11:20 AM
Someone had made this great ink sketch of a naked woman on the door of a stall at the store I work at. It was a pretty awesome drawing, but one day last year some bitch came in and complained about how her son used the bathroom and was exposed to "pornography" so they ended up washing it off. Lame.

frugalscotsman
08-20-2008, 11:48 AM
"here i sit
brokenhearted
tried to shit
but only farted"

JokeyLoki
08-20-2008, 12:57 PM
www.paulhem.org

:mad:

JokeyLoki
08-20-2008, 12:58 PM
FUCK THE PROLETARIAT!!!

That is awesome

BumbleBeeMouth
08-20-2008, 01:00 PM
"here i sit
brokenhearted
tried to shit
but only farted"

thats the most common one ive seen

redbreegull
08-20-2008, 01:17 PM
In 6th grade while at camp I saw

"Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to shit and stink
I came here to scratch my balls
And write this bullshit on the walls"

And I haven't forgotten it since.

Also as mentioned above, lots of swastikas and other racial things, lots of titties, a back and forth argument about George Bush once at a truck stop, you know, regular stuff.

fluxequalsrad
08-20-2008, 01:23 PM
follow the line
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you are now shitting at 45 degree angle.

redbreegull
08-20-2008, 01:37 PM
follow the line
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you are now shitting at 45 degree angle.


Brilliant.

aurel
08-20-2008, 02:00 PM
*On the side of a condom machine*

For refund, insert baby.

ravenguy2000
08-20-2008, 02:08 PM
"smoke weed every day" I've seen in like 4 or 5 places for some reason. maybe it's the same guy

Geek USA
08-20-2008, 02:17 PM
here i sit with a lonely heart
tried to shit
but only fart


and some other one that had to do with juggalas (did i spell that right?)

RockLobster
08-20-2008, 02:23 PM
"here i sit
brokenhearted
tried to shit
but only farted"

yeah i've seen this too.

Fattening Ass
08-20-2008, 02:24 PM
8==D

I'm Hardcore
08-20-2008, 04:55 PM
someone had written "Kelly"

underneath it, in a different color and handwriting;

"likes to lick balls"

Hate the Hater
08-20-2008, 05:02 PM
In a hostel in San Francisco:

"in perfect world, toilet A-OK, but..........."

Eulogy
08-20-2008, 05:07 PM
in high school, someone drew a picture of three male students having sex with each other. complete with labels. it got a whole lot of lols.

I'm Hardcore
08-20-2008, 05:10 PM
oh yeah, highschool, hmm. yes.


on one of the toilets, some maniac had drawn a picture of a hot teacher, on her back w/legs spread. I'm amazed that it lasted more than 5 years.

cork_soaker
08-20-2008, 05:20 PM
"look! a random act of graffiti!"

Skradgee
08-20-2008, 06:53 PM
Blazestar was here 2007

ciGarski
08-20-2008, 10:05 PM
poppycock

duovamp
08-20-2008, 11:14 PM
"My mouth is full of hooks."

SlingeroGuitaro
08-20-2008, 11:18 PM
"billie jean is not my lover"

unlachs
08-21-2008, 03:05 AM
*On the side of a condom machine*

For refund, insert baby.

:rofl:

Shallowed
08-21-2008, 03:48 AM
"I love Jared"

"I love him more"

"Fuck off bitches, he's all mine!"

Hate the Hater
08-21-2008, 03:52 AM
A stall in Poland:

"unban Warsaw"

tear stained glass
08-21-2008, 06:57 AM
"The sweet juices of your mouth
are like castles bathed in honey.
I've never had it done so gently before.
You have put a circle of castles
around my penis and you swirl them
like sunlight on the wings of birds."

From the unisex bathroom of Lloyd house at Caltech. Someone's a Brautigan fan, I guess.

Sarcastic Smile
08-21-2008, 08:17 AM
Not a bathroom.. but at the colosseum in Rome someone carved a giant d in the stone.. approximately 2 ft .. I have a pic of it somewhere

pale_princess
08-21-2008, 11:10 AM
i saw good outdoor graffiti yesterday walking home from work

KARMA IS FOR FAGS

duovamp
08-21-2008, 11:25 AM
Somebody spraypainted "ART SUCKS" on a garbage can in this really artsy area of Pittsburgh. Whoever did it was either a complete ass or total genius.

pale_princess
08-21-2008, 11:28 AM
i have "tokyo night train" spraypainted below the storefront under my apt.

noyen
08-21-2008, 11:30 AM
"cunt rags and rainbows" on the outside of our office. i swear i didnt do it.

duovamp
08-21-2008, 11:37 AM
Please get pics of it.

pale_princess
08-21-2008, 12:16 PM
sienna miller's home

http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/www.tmz.com/media/2008/08/0821_miller_splash01.jpg

agenda suicide
08-21-2008, 01:25 PM
in a stall at this bar Creekside someone drew a crown and wrote inside "Beauty Bar doesn't deserve to suck on my herpes crusted cunt, mf!"

I roll my eyes every time I see it. for some reason part of the hipster crowd decided they wanted to move from Beauty to Creekside for a while there. some people care waaay too much.

D.
08-28-2008, 04:21 PM
BTW, this is a rolling bathroom wall thread...

01. Read Hemingway

02. Obama ... FO YO MAMA!

03. grower not a shower

04. your mom is fat.

05. Who's house? RUNS HOUSE

Shapan
08-28-2008, 04:28 PM
countless things about weed

but when i was a soph in college there were a couple of lines on the wall from modest mouse's talking shit about a pretty sunset and i actually added a couple more onto it. a year later practically the entire song was on the wall. a month after that the wall was repainted.

yeah pretty lame i know but i thought it was alright. watching the lyrics gradually grow was funny, and it was just a bathroom in a science building rather than stalls, so it wasnt as uncomfortable as other public restrooms.

Mo
08-28-2008, 04:34 PM
Someone wrote Kant's a cunt! on MY bathroom wall.

D.
08-28-2008, 04:47 PM
Not a bathroom.. but at the colosseum in Rome someone carved a giant d in the stone.. approximately 2 ft .. I have a pic of it somewhere

*whistles innocently*

JokeyLoki
08-28-2008, 05:55 PM
02. Obama ... FO YO MAMA!

:rofl:

MstrGhost
08-28-2008, 05:56 PM
"Perdeste o jogo" as in: "you've just lost the game". If you know wtf I'm talking about, that was most unexpected in this small town.

frugalscotsman
08-28-2008, 06:13 PM
a member of my frat wrote "these walls have acid in them" while she was on acid. she thought it was the most clever thing in the world. everyone disagreed

frugalscotsman
08-28-2008, 06:16 PM
yeah i know this isn't a bathroom wall, fuck it
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm3/eric-819/clerks/Jsb.jpg

yo soy el mejor
08-28-2008, 06:59 PM
a girl was in a frat, y0?

mxzombie
08-28-2008, 07:00 PM
a member of my frat wrote "these walls have acid in them" while she was on acid. she thought it was the most clever thing in the world. everyone disagreedyour fraternity allows women to join?

mxzombie
08-28-2008, 07:00 PM
damn.

Sarcastic Smile
08-28-2008, 07:04 PM
*whistles innocently*

by d.. i meant penis

yo soy el mejor
08-28-2008, 07:11 PM
<img src="http://paradoxoff.com/files/2008/05/lenin-mickey-jesus.jpg">

frugalscotsman
08-28-2008, 07:14 PM
your fraternity allows women to join?

http://cleoax.org/index.php?q=history

welcome to cleo of alpha chi

yo soy el mejor
08-28-2008, 07:15 PM
http://www.guerillastickers.com/JesusGay.jpg

D.
08-28-2008, 07:35 PM
by d.. i meant penis
ahhhhh

GlasgowKiss
08-28-2008, 07:36 PM
You didnt mean penis?

D.
08-28-2008, 07:43 PM
You didnt mean penis?
:banging: