View Full Version : Last week's bigfoot a costume (big surprise), police officer fired over it

Hate the Hater
08-19-2008, 07:30 PM

What is certain is that Whitton, 28, on medical leave after being shot in the wrist by a robbery suspect earlier this year, won’t be going back to work at the Clayton County Police Department.

As soon as he heard Whitton’s Bigfoot was a big fake, “I terminated him,” said Police Chief Jeffrey Turner said Tuesday.

“He’s disgraced himself, he’s an embarrassment to the Clayton County Police Department, his credibility and integrity as an officer is gone, and I have no use for him,” Turner said. “His behavior is unbecoming of that of a police officer.”

“This turn of events from hero to someone who defrauds a nation is just baffling. I don’t know how he got from one point to the other,” Turner said.

The chief said he wants to send Whitton his termination paperwork and get his uniforms back. However, he said, “We haven’t been able to get in touch with him.”

08-19-2008, 07:35 PM
pff. whats all the bigfoot hoo-hah anyway. there are far more interesting mythic creatures out there to investigate

08-19-2008, 07:37 PM

08-19-2008, 07:42 PM
it doesn't even look remotely like it could be real... look at the fucking mouth, looks like garbage.

08-19-2008, 07:42 PM
pm me for details if you need to know.

I think this is public information. No need for PMs...out with it!

08-19-2008, 07:44 PM
that information can only be revealed with the consent of The Elders

Travis Meeks
08-19-2008, 07:56 PM
the cop who provided those quotes is awesome. I wish more people were straight forward like that.

Travis Meeks
08-19-2008, 07:57 PM
Chief Turner, you're one bad motha

Nimrod's Son
08-19-2008, 08:12 PM
i feel bad for anyone who believed there was a real bigfoot

and by "feel bad" i mean i hope they protest harry potter so they can get hit by that meteorite

Hate the Hater
08-19-2008, 08:14 PM
Chief Turner, you're one bad motha

Awww yeeaaaahhhhh!!!

Travis Meeks
08-19-2008, 08:27 PM
I bet Clayton county has a crime rate of 0.0% You'd be a fool to mess with Turner.

08-19-2008, 08:44 PM

The Jesus
08-19-2008, 08:52 PM
I think "Chief Turner" is actually Montel Williams in disguise.

08-20-2008, 12:12 AM
Anyone who believed that... :noway::Skeptical:nooooo::rant:

Here's a nice summary of all the reasons you already knew: