View Full Version : Monte's Mod Powers


Mablak
08-19-2008, 07:33 PM
Been time to revoke them for a while now. I don't like giving him attention but we need to speed up the removal of his mod-dom, he closes threads for no reason on an almost daily basis up on the SP board. Just vote here so that, hopefully, we'll have less reason to talk about him.

MonteLDS
08-19-2008, 07:36 PM
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod

Rider
08-19-2008, 07:37 PM
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod

Huh?:think:

Mablak
08-19-2008, 07:42 PM
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
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you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod
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sickbadthing
08-19-2008, 07:45 PM
just don't post on the SP board.

case solved.

MonteLDS
08-19-2008, 07:48 PM
just don't post on the SP board.

case solved.<a>

Mo
08-19-2008, 08:13 PM
I voted yes, but only because of the Mormonism part. I don't like religion, but I couldn't care less about Monte's so-called powers.

Mablak
08-19-2008, 08:18 PM
This is the problem, Monte would just delete this thread if I posted it on the SP Board where it should be posted. I don't want to burden the gen board with this but I have no choice.

Travis Meeks
08-19-2008, 08:21 PM
I think he's a doing a super job.

mercurial
08-19-2008, 08:28 PM
the funniest thing to happen on netphoria this year and you guys want to shut it down.

Hate the Hater
08-19-2008, 08:31 PM
I think he's a doing a super job.

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Streetcrawler89
08-19-2008, 08:55 PM
Been time to revoke them for a while now. I don't like giving him attention but we need to speed up the removal of his mod-dom, he closes threads for no reason on an almost daily basis up on the SP board.


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Gish08
08-19-2008, 10:29 PM
Wow, I am the only one who voted no so far.

Monte makes some not-so-great videos, but really, he seems like a cool dude. I found his interview vid with Billy to be very informative. He doesn't seem like a mod who will power trip/have a big ego. So, I say keep the guy modded.

Streetcrawler89
08-19-2008, 10:38 PM
Wow, I am the only one who voted no so far.

Monte makes some not-so-great videos, but really, he seems like a cool dude. I found his interview vid with Billy to be very informative. He doesn't seem like a mod who will power trip/have a big ego. So, I say keep the guy modded.


That whole entire post better have been tounge-in-cheek.

rolmos
08-19-2008, 11:31 PM
He doesn't seem like a mod who will power trip/have a big ego.

wut?

mickyshambles
08-20-2008, 06:41 AM
nevermind, rolmos. Gish08 is obviously a retard who's been let out for the day. humour him.

ciGarski
08-20-2008, 12:20 PM
Been time to revoke them for a while now. I don't like giving him attention but we need to speed up the removal of his mod-dom, he closes threads for no reason on an almost daily basis up on the SP board. Just vote here so that, hopefully, we'll have less reason to talk about him.

you guys talk about me too much and its not even about me being a mod

Huh?:think:

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just don't post on the SP board.

case solved.

<a>

I voted yes, but only because of the Mormonism part. I don't like religion, but I couldn't care less about Monte's so-called powers.

This is the problem, Monte would just delete this thread if I posted it on the SP Board where it should be posted. I don't want to burden the gen board with this but I have no choice.

I think he's a doing a super job.

the funniest thing to happen on netphoria this year and you guys want to shut it down.

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Wow, I am the only one who voted no so far.

Monte makes some not-so-great videos, but really, he seems like a cool dude. I found his interview vid with Billy to be very informative. He doesn't seem like a mod who will power trip/have a big ego. So, I say keep the guy modded.

That whole entire post better have been tounge-in-cheek.

wut?

nevermind, rolmos. Gish08 is obviously a retard who's been let out for the day. humour him.
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Caine Walker
08-20-2008, 01:12 PM
nevermind, rolmos. Gish08 is obviously a retard who's been let out for the day. humour him.

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Cool As Ice Cream
08-25-2008, 04:11 AM
FINALLY HIS REIGN OF TERROR IS OVER

Cool As Ice Cream
08-25-2008, 04:16 AM
THANK GOD!

Starla
08-25-2008, 04:53 AM
This is stupid. I don't think Monte was as horrible as everyone wants to make him out to be. He was a little drunk with power the first few days then it chilled out. Seriously why does anyone care who is a moderator here. They are all the same. They all have the ability to be an asshole and many of them have been in the past. It just doesn't matter. Keep telling yourself that over and over. It just doesn't matter. Most of this incessant whining came from people who were jealous because they weren't given the supreme status of being a mod and they probably never will. You act like it's a goal or something in life. Get over it. Ask the higher powers for forgiveness of your jealousies and move on. The Great Spirit will bless you with things much better than being a moderator on a board. Like, being supervisor at your local Mc Donalds. When you go to sleep at night, just visualize it. Breathe it. Live it. Burn some incense and you'll have it. Just feel damn lucky you even get to post here. People who are dying in third world countries don't even get to come here and post. They have no idea what they are missing out on. Someday someone who has never seen a computer is going to make it to an internet cafe and find this forum. And they'll be thanking their great God that they found it. Will they be bitching because they're not a mod? No. Fuck no. They'll just be happy as hell they even get to be here. So remember this next time you want to bitch about this. And create endless threads. Yeah, people get drunk with power. That's between Monte and Joseph Smith. They'll work it out in heaven. If you work hard enough and keep a positive focus, maybe you'll one day too achieve being a moderator on another important forum, like hipinion or the stone temple pilots board. God willing. Good luck.

Luke de Spa
08-25-2008, 04:57 AM
luke de spa for admin

Cool As Ice Cream
08-25-2008, 05:00 AM
Most of this incessant whining came from people who were jealous because they weren't given the supreme status of being a mod and they probably never will. You act like it's a goal or something in life.
you're kidding, right?

i honestly can't think of a single jealous person.

Hate the Hater
08-25-2008, 05:05 AM
japanalex quit netphoria

Starla
08-25-2008, 05:27 AM
punk rock is overrated

Hate the Hater
08-25-2008, 05:44 AM
Monte can't be trusted!

http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost.php?p=3322969&postcount=66

Future Boy
08-25-2008, 05:48 AM
another victory for nonviolent intervention.

Ol' Couch Ass
08-25-2008, 07:04 AM
Monte can't be trusted!

http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost.php?p=3322969&postcount=66

lol

noyen
08-25-2008, 10:18 AM
poor monte. it's like watching dancer in the dark.

Esty
08-25-2008, 11:01 AM
Was this the shortest mod lifespan or did someone else lose it quicker?

Mo
08-25-2008, 11:46 AM
Any official statements?

D.
08-25-2008, 11:55 AM
Monte can't be trusted!

http://forums.netphoria.org/showpost.php?p=3322969&postcount=66
he also still has an outfit of mine that was left over his house. further requests for him to send it back to me (at my expense) have been ignored.

Esty
08-25-2008, 11:59 AM
Don't be surprised when you do get it back if it has lots of semen stains on it.

Caine Walker
08-25-2008, 12:01 PM
lots.

Banana
08-25-2008, 12:26 PM
Montes powers need to be extended to the general board.

sppunk
08-25-2008, 12:33 PM
he also still has an outfit of mine that was left over his house. further requests for him to send it back to me (at my expense) have been ignored.

Are you serious?

This guy really is a fucking cheater who steals shit all the time. Go Mormons!

flavin
08-25-2008, 01:27 PM
I bought a hard drive from Monte, but when it arrived it wasn't working.
Monte refunded me the money I paid, so it all worked out.

SlingeroGuitaro
08-25-2008, 01:35 PM
did he s your d for it?

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 05:29 PM
he also still has an outfit of mine that was left over his house. further requests for him to send it back to me (at my expense) have been ignored.

this is false, i shipped his clothing and i had told him so.

Mo
08-25-2008, 05:42 PM
So Jonathan, how come you're no longer a mod?

SlingeroGuitaro
08-25-2008, 06:12 PM
this is false, i shipped his clothing and i had told him so.

did you give him any tracking numbers or confirmation?

maoi
08-25-2008, 06:36 PM
hey monte what happened to your mod status?

D.
08-25-2008, 06:49 PM
this is false, i shipped his clothing and i had told him so.

i never got them or any kind of delivery confirmation. it makes me sad because they were really nice shoes!:(

SlingeroGuitaro
08-25-2008, 06:53 PM
i never got them or any kind of delivery confirmation. it makes me sad because they were really nice shoes!:(

you never got them because they were probably addressed to:

D
kansus city, misery
XOXOXO Monte

D.
08-25-2008, 06:58 PM
you never got them because they were probably addressed to:

D
kansus city, misery
XOXOXO Monte

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p170/oledave/Untitled-1.jpg

JokeyLoki
08-25-2008, 07:05 PM
This must be such a blow to Monte's self of steam.

D.
08-25-2008, 07:13 PM
i was cool with Monte until he kept my clothes and hasn't made the video, making my parents probably think i went out to california for some internet mormon sex party

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 07:21 PM
i didn't keep your clothing, and the video song is far too long to finish a video with the short amount of story telling we did. < / end story >

Mo
08-25-2008, 07:24 PM
You know you really suck at answering questions.

wHATcOLOR
08-25-2008, 07:25 PM
wait, so we're not going to get to see a video?

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 07:27 PM
if "a video" means the United States video, than the answer is sadly yes.

barden
08-25-2008, 07:31 PM
I love everyone

wHATcOLOR
08-25-2008, 07:32 PM
yes we will see the united states video or yes we will not see the united states video

D.
08-25-2008, 07:32 PM
if "a video" means the United States video, than the answer is sadly yes.

<ph>

tcm
08-25-2008, 07:38 PM
yes we will see the united states video or yes we will not see the united states video

which would make you sadly?

Banana
08-25-2008, 07:41 PM
yes we will see the united states video or yes we will not see the united states video

I think he means yes we will not see the video. At least that's what I hope he means, because that would be hilarious.

wHATcOLOR
08-25-2008, 07:42 PM
initially i feel like i would be sadly if we did not see the video, because of the disappointment. there's been a lot of buildup, people flown across the country on monte's dime, etc. but it is entirely possible that seeing the video would make me sadly. its pretty hard to say

GlasgowKiss
08-25-2008, 07:46 PM
lol at D and L for starring in M's private wankflick

sppunk
08-25-2008, 07:50 PM
So Monte flew two strangers to California to "act" in a video he'll never even remotely complete?

And, on top of that he stole one of the dude's clothes who flew out for the film?

What a bitch.

alexthestampede
08-25-2008, 07:51 PM
, he closes threads for no reason on an almost daily basis up on the SP board. .

oh no

D.
08-25-2008, 07:51 PM
i mean, at least i was able to enjoy SF for a while and have everything/meal/room paid for, but at WHAT COST?!

GlasgowKiss
08-25-2008, 07:55 PM
Lets ask the gorilla suit at what cost. Shall we? D? Shall we?

Travis Meeks
08-25-2008, 07:56 PM
does it get any better than Monte? I mean seriously, it's perfect!

D.
08-25-2008, 07:56 PM
man, i kinda did a post/av there.

barden
08-25-2008, 07:57 PM
i missed the whole united states video story, or whatever it is.

D.
08-25-2008, 07:59 PM
someone should dig up that thread, but also all the related threads.

D.
08-25-2008, 08:01 PM
in a nutshell:

monte makes a thread asking for applications for being in his video for the Smashing Pumpkins song "United States"

he only gets two applicants, me and Lauren

we get flown out to San Fransisco/Hayward on his dime and he pays for EVERYTHING while we're out there.

we shoot video and have a great time,thinking we were going to see an awesome video come of it.

how long has it been? half a year and, after several "delays" involving a green screen and failed attempts and bringing other boarders into it, he has apparently abandoned it all together. along with it,my hopes of getting back an outfit i accidentally left at his house.

Floppy Nono
08-25-2008, 08:38 PM
if he were to fly you and lauren back to shoot more footage and salvage the project, would you be willing?

cork_soaker
08-25-2008, 08:46 PM
and risk losing another outfit??

sppunk
08-25-2008, 09:02 PM
Monte's just like Billy Corgan - always promising shit but never, ever delivering.

D.
08-25-2008, 09:04 PM
if he were to fly you and lauren back to shoot more footage and salvage the project, would you be willing?
sadly, probably.

but this time i'd at least go see my family.

Floppy Nono
08-25-2008, 09:09 PM
what did monte film you guys doing other than walking around a lot? what was the premise to the movie supposed to be?

D.
08-25-2008, 09:10 PM
what did monte film you guys doing other than walking around a lot? what was the premise to the movie supposed to be?
i was filmed primarily walking around, yes.

maybe he has a walking fetish...?

barden
08-25-2008, 09:11 PM
Seriously?
Wow.

D.
08-25-2008, 09:14 PM
Seriously?
Wow.

there's a little more to it if i could find the related threads. it was due in like july,i think. maybe sooner.

he built it up with teaser trailers and all kinds of things,now nothing.

neopryn
08-25-2008, 09:29 PM
it was due in April

D.
08-25-2008, 09:43 PM
someone needs to upload those preview videos.

i have them on my external, but i am too lazy to go get it

RopeyLopey
08-25-2008, 09:51 PM
it would be quite boring here without Monte. All this drama we would miss...

AndySlash
08-25-2008, 09:55 PM
it was due in April

It was supposed to be my Netphoria birthday present.

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 09:59 PM
if he were to fly you and lauren back to shoot more footage and salvage the project, would you be willing?

i have acttually thought about this. D. was a fantastic actor. He was easy to work with and has those expressions that were perfect.

Lauren was a joy to work with, very professional. I think I have enough footage for Lauren.

But a 3rd person. Who isn't me would make this story a lot more interesting. I need a crazy and kind of creepy person like HtH to play as the puppet master.

D.
08-25-2008, 10:00 PM
i have acttually thought about this. D. was a fantastic actor. He was easy to work with and has those expressions that were perfect.
:rockon:

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 10:03 PM
Monte's just like Billy Corgan - always promising but never, ever delivering.

Ya, because if Billy delivers more often then he doesn't. Making a new Smashing Pumpkin album. Having the band back on tour. All these broken promises..

as for the preview of US.. i will see if i can dig it up.. I have had a number of projects fall through that most of you guys don't even know of

GlasgowKiss
08-25-2008, 10:05 PM
But a 3rd person. Who isn't me would make this story a lot more interesting. I need a crazy and kind of creepy person like HtH to play as the puppet master.
Well hate the hater, can you be the crazy and kind of creepy character that montes directorial distance would never allow him to effortlessly portray?
<mad props if you meant this to be self-deprecating>

GlasgowKiss
08-25-2008, 10:06 PM
Ya, because if Billy delivers more often then he doesn't. Making a new Smashing Pumpkin album. Having the band back on tour. All these broken promises..

as for the preview of US.. i will see if i can dig it up.. I have had a number of projects fall through that most of you guys don't even know of
The promise people wanted kept was that the band was dead forever trapped in the amber of its prime but w/e

Travis Meeks
08-25-2008, 10:07 PM
D. was a fantastic actor.

OK D., in this scene I need to you walk down this sidewalk.


OK NOW TURN!

OK walk back


brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D.
08-25-2008, 10:08 PM
hey, i am a brilliant actor

i was spotted by a big film company while we were shooting and they offered me a part in a movie but i turned it down because i <3 kc

Travis Meeks
08-25-2008, 10:10 PM
being a fluffer doesn't count as an acting role

ravenguy2000
08-25-2008, 10:16 PM
Monte's just like Billy Corgan

don't you insult monte's songwriting like that

D.
08-25-2008, 10:16 PM
being a fluffer doesn't count as an acting role
well they were called GayPron4U Productions...

GlasgowKiss
08-25-2008, 10:17 PM
being a fluffer doesn't count as an acting role
i dunno man they do behind the scenes vids for pornos these days

id rather hear what the guy who has to mop up says it'd be cooler than hearing that chick talk about how she really loved getting that bedpole up her ass

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 10:40 PM
Video Preview of United States as i last saw it(620x480 @ 512kbps rate)
<embed src="http://www.jeroenwijering.com/embed/player.swf" width="640" height="480" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="height=480&width=640&file=http://www.monteit.com/us_pre.flv&searchbar=false" />

neopryn
08-25-2008, 10:56 PM
I don't understand why you would have flown two people out there if you didn't even know how much footage you needed.

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 10:57 PM
i look forward to you doing a 10 min long music video neopryn

redbull
08-25-2008, 10:57 PM
:rofl:

GlasgowKiss
08-25-2008, 10:59 PM
:rofl:

neopryn
08-25-2008, 11:02 PM
i look forward to you doing a 10 min long music video neoprynIf i was going to do one, i'd sure as shit have enough sense to storyboard it first you fucking idiot.

Travis Meeks
08-25-2008, 11:04 PM
i look forward to you doing a 10 min long music video neopryn

Always make a plan beforehand Jonathan.

Hypocaust
08-25-2008, 11:05 PM
Fuck Lauren for standing on the left and fuck you for telling her to.

Hypocaust
08-25-2008, 11:06 PM
I think you should have made a plan before flying them out. Always make a plan.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/107/303868838_c99d673498.jpg?v=1164242936

JokeyLoki
08-25-2008, 11:08 PM
Wow.

wHATcOLOR
08-25-2008, 11:09 PM
(620x480 @ 512kbps rate)


thank you for inc<what>luding this information

redbull
08-25-2008, 11:10 PM
i said please don't slow me down if i'm goin toooo faaaaast

Banana
08-25-2008, 11:11 PM
i have acttually thought about this. D. was a fantastic actor. He was easy to work with and has those expressions that were perfect.

Lauren was a joy to work with, very professional. I think I have enough footage for Lauren.

But a 3rd person. Who isn't me would make this story a lot more interesting. I need a crazy and kind of creepy person like HtH to play as the puppet master.

Fly me out monte, make me a star.

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 11:11 PM
i look forward to this storyboard... I am not trying be a jerk, I am trying to wake you up to how hard it is to direct and edit a long video.

I have a storyline, but i wanted it to be flexible. I was unaware what my talent would be able to bring to the table. I didn't ask for professional, I asked for people from the community to aggressively add interest to the project.

If the talent wanted to add to the story I wanted to have the freedom so they could. Something is worth more if it is your own. So I welcomed any ideas they might of had.

neopryn
08-25-2008, 11:15 PM
i look forward to this storyboard... I am not trying be a jerk, I am trying to wake you up to how hard it is to direct and edit a long video.

I have a storyline, but i wanted it to be flexible. I was unaware what my talent would be able to bring to the table. I didn't ask for professional, I asked for people from the community to aggressively add interest to the project.

If the talent wanted to add to the story I wanted to have the freedom so they could. Something is worth more if it is your own. So I welcomed any ideas they might of had.dude, i'm not saying i could do it. i couldn't.

but you flew two people across the fucking country on your own dime to participate in this thing. if i were going to do that, i would have a solid plan in place so that when they flew back i wouldn't be left with nothing more than my dick in my hand and a vague idea of what else i needed.

maybe you have nothing better to spend your time and money on. that's cool if so. i'm just saying.

mercurial
08-25-2008, 11:16 PM
fucking larry david over here

Travis Meeks
08-25-2008, 11:17 PM
if you play the United States track in the background and put the preview video on repeat you'll more or less have the final version of the video. Besides Hate the Hater walking by with a pair of underwear on his head and a cameo Stormtrooper on the green screen I don't think the final version was going to be much different.

redbull
08-25-2008, 11:18 PM
hey
dirty
baby i gotcha money
don't you worry, i said hey
baby i gotcha money

Hypocaust
08-25-2008, 11:19 PM
i I was unaware what my talent would be able to bring to the table. So, now you are aware that not only are you a complete douchebag, you are talentless as well.

So I welcomed any ideas they might of had.
HAVE had. Seriously, suicide is the really the only option at this point.

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 11:23 PM
dude, i'm not saying i could do it. i couldn't.

but you flew two people across the country on your own dime to participate in this thing. if i were going to do that, i would have a solid plan in place so that when they flew back i wouldn't be left with nothing more than my dick in my hand and a vague idea of what else i needed.

maybe you have nothing better to spend your time and money on. that's cool if so. i'm just saying.

A few things to recall. I had 1 day to shoot with them. Which is in general 8-11am then start again about 2pm - 6pm (you don't want to shot when the sun is at its highest point. it makes for some harsh light)
We drove all over town. We didn't have enough time. But I also had no idea what I could get out of the 2 people.

If you could be understanding of just that fact that I don't know what kind of talent I am going work with, you might better see why it is at a stand still today

Travis Meeks
08-25-2008, 11:25 PM
seems like a dumb gamble to make when a couple Gs are on the line

Floppy Nono
08-25-2008, 11:25 PM
are you saying D and Lauren wound up being inferior talent?

Hypocaust
08-25-2008, 11:26 PM
But I also had no idea what I could get out of the 2 people.

If you could be understanding of just that fact that I don't know what kind of talent I am going work with, you might better see why it is at a stand still today

Wait, so now you're placing the blame on the two kids you picked to star in your video. Brilliant strategy. Have you been reading Corgans journals again?

Travis Meeks
08-25-2008, 11:27 PM
are you saying D and Lauren wound up being inferior talent?

and then he steals their fucking shoes.

neopryn
08-25-2008, 11:28 PM
D and Lauren didn't really capture the gait of their characters. It's on them.

JokeyLoki
08-25-2008, 11:28 PM
If you could be understanding of just that fact that I don't know what kind of talent I am going work with, you might better see why it is at a stand still today

The parts missing are parts that YOU'RE supposed to do... what does that have to do with D and yosoy?

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 11:29 PM
i am not saying anything negative about their talent. I am saying that I wasn't going push for something too big out of them because I didn't want to waste the small amount of time we had on them not being able to do some real crazy stuff.

For a video like this i would need people for a week. Not all day, but for parts of the day when lighting was best. and to preform in front of the green screen

Travis Meeks
08-25-2008, 11:30 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SV0m2gH8Hms&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SV0m2gH8Hms&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

MonteLDS
08-25-2008, 11:30 PM
none of you guys know the whole storyline.. and i don't plan on just putting out spoilers if i ever do get this finished.

Travis Meeks
08-25-2008, 11:31 PM
If you could be understanding of just that fact that I don't know what kind of talent I am going work with, you might better see why it is at a stand still today

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edit: I'm surprised lauren didn't shoot herself after hanging out with these stooges all day

Travis Meeks
08-25-2008, 11:33 PM
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MonteLDS: "Laugh it up mother fucker, in two days those shoes are mine"

Banana
08-25-2008, 11:33 PM
Monte is the greatest troll I've ever seen. He plays it perfectly and always causes a stir by just being Monte. This thread will probably end up getting at least 4 more pages.

D.
08-25-2008, 11:37 PM
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MonteLDS: "Laugh it up mother fucker, in two days those shoes are mine"
Amazing

AndySlash
08-25-2008, 11:46 PM
might of had.


might have had.

AndySlash
08-25-2008, 11:48 PM
If I ever design a Final Fantasy game I am going to make an attribute called Might of Had.

Gish08
08-25-2008, 11:48 PM
nevermind, rolmos. Gish08 is obviously a retard who's been let out for the day. humour him.
Fuck off.

AndySlash
08-25-2008, 11:52 PM
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That last half second makes the 25 before it worth it.

Gish08
08-26-2008, 12:02 AM
If I ever design a Final Fantasy game I am going to make an attribute called Might of Had.
You spoony bard.

Floppy Nono
08-26-2008, 12:04 AM
If I ever design a Final Fantasy game I am going to make an attribute called Might of Had.

i heard it's going to be the 4th song on the next Blind Guardian album

SlingeroGuitaro
08-26-2008, 12:05 AM
fuck i heard conan might of had white stripes on for a whole week

D.
08-26-2008, 12:16 AM
does anyone have the video where i'm in the background and monte is in front of the green screen?

i'd love to see that

Hillzy
08-26-2008, 05:02 AM
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The most cringe-inducing part of this video is the fact that D's laughter almost sounds genuine.

Monte is the greatest troll I've ever seen. He plays it perfectly and always causes a stir by just being Monte.

Sometimes I think this is the only plausible explanation for him, he's just too perfect at setting himself up.

Sarcastic Smile
08-26-2008, 05:37 AM
What the hell really happened in California... this is so shady

Hate the Hater
08-26-2008, 06:41 AM
I need a crazy and kind of creepy person like HtH to play as the puppet master.

:rockon:

Cool As Ice Cream
08-26-2008, 06:49 AM
So Jonathan, how come you're no longer a mod?

answer the question, monty!

or don't you believe in freedom of speech?!? :eek:

Ol' Couch Ass
08-26-2008, 07:03 AM
Man I wholehearted agree that HtH being flown out to SF is the way to salvage this video.

JokeyLoki
08-26-2008, 09:32 AM
Man I wholehearted agree that HtH being flown out to SF is the way to salvage this video.

x2

Future Boy
08-26-2008, 01:27 PM
..and if one of you just happens to kill and eat the other, at least it was worth it.

yo soy el mejor
08-26-2008, 01:29 PM
let him keep it, you guys.
hey monte. whats the status on the video, man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

yo soy el mejor
08-26-2008, 01:38 PM
ah i guess i shouldnt read threads front back to front. ... so thats what i look like when i walk? that was odd to watch. >_> now im gonna feel weird all day

Fuck Lauren for standing on the left and fuck you for telling her to.
what?

yo soy el mejor
08-26-2008, 01:49 PM
edit: I'm surprised lauren didn't shoot herself after hanging out with these stooges all day

LOL

after reading this thread i feel sad. my mom keeps asking me about the video and now i look like i went out there just to hang with two dudes. send me a camera and let me film myself doing stuff. then i'll send it back to you, monte.

hey monte. remember when you left your fancy video camera in the parking garage on top of the ticket machine and i had to go get it for you but the attendant had it and it was so nice i had to prove i could take it with me. so i was like calling you trying to figure out how to turn it on so i could show him i was in the film

SlingeroGuitaro
08-26-2008, 02:46 PM
she promises to send it back within THREE BUSINESS DAYS

RopeyLopey
08-26-2008, 02:53 PM
she promises to send it back within THREE BUSINESS DAYS
I wonder what does the person she was paired with for Secret Santa have to say about this

Skradgee
08-26-2008, 03:24 PM
mite of had one of these in my backyard...
http://www2.warwick.ac.uk/fac/sci/whri/research/entomopathogenicfungi_/spidermite/mite2.jpg

Rider
08-28-2008, 03:07 AM
He's not handling his lack of powers well:

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=161931

I think his head is going to explode. He's either truly insane or the best troll in history.

Hypocaust
09-01-2008, 09:10 PM
what?

What what?

YSEM
06-09-2009, 02:04 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!

JokeyLoki
06-09-2009, 02:10 PM
Aaw, why'd it get closed? Bummer.

Ol' Couch Ass
06-09-2009, 04:19 PM
Oh man this thread hehe

Ol' Couch Ass
10-16-2010, 11:59 AM
Status update on the video?!?!

ilikeplanets
10-16-2010, 04:07 PM
I demand a list of his greatest fuck ups!!! "Self of steam" has carried me for a while, but now it is time for more!

JokeyLoki
10-16-2010, 09:13 PM
I think the gorilla suit on a date was the worst.

Mo
10-18-2010, 08:58 PM
No, thank you.

Bread Regal
03-19-2013, 10:08 AM
.

D.
03-19-2013, 10:23 AM
LOL

after reading this thread i feel sad. my mom keeps asking me about the video and now i look like i went out there just to hang with two dudes. send me a camera and let me film myself doing stuff. then i'll send it back to you, monte.

hey monte. remember when you left your fancy video camera in the parking garage on top of the ticket machine and i had to go get it for you but the attendant had it and it was so nice i had to prove i could take it with me. so i was like calling you trying to figure out how to turn it on so i could show him i was in the film

This story is priceless, must have missed it the first time around.

Starla
03-19-2013, 10:37 AM
This is stupid. I don't think Monte was as horrible as everyone wants to make him out to be. He was a little drunk with power the first few days then it chilled out. Seriously why does anyone care who is a moderator here. They are all the same. They all have the ability to be an asshole and many of them have been in the past. It just doesn't matter. Keep telling yourself that over and over. It just doesn't matter. Most of this incessant whining came from people who were jealous because they weren't given the supreme status of being a mod and they probably never will. You act like it's a goal or something in life. Get over it. Ask the higher powers for forgiveness of your jealousies and move on. The Great Spirit will bless you with things much better than being a moderator on a board. Like, being supervisor at your local Mc Donalds. When you go to sleep at night, just visualize it. Breathe it. Live it. Burn some incense and you'll have it. Just feel damn lucky you even get to post here. People who are dying in third world countries don't even get to come here and post. They have no idea what they are missing out on. Someday someone who has never seen a computer is going to make it to an internet cafe and find this forum. And they'll be thanking their great God that they found it. Will they be bitching because they're not a mod? No. Fuck no. They'll just be happy as hell they even get to be here. So remember this next time you want to bitch about this. And create endless threads. Yeah, people get drunk with power. That's between Monte and Joseph Smith. They'll work it out in heaven. If you work hard enough and keep a positive focus, maybe you'll one day too achieve being a moderator on another important forum, like hipinion or the stone temple pilots board. God willing. Good luck.

I was def drunk when i wrote this one

Nimrod's Son
03-19-2013, 10:38 AM
you think?

Starla
03-19-2013, 10:39 AM
i didn't keep your clothing, and the video song is far too long to finish a video with the short amount of story telling we did. < / end story >

if "a video" means the United States video, than the answer is sadly yes.

I thought you wrote out a story board and had everything planned out to meet the length of the song.

Starla
03-19-2013, 10:48 AM
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JokeyLoki
03-19-2013, 11:20 AM
:rofl:

Eulogy
03-19-2013, 11:40 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mo
03-19-2013, 12:22 PM
This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Jonathan Monte

LalaPumpkinhead
03-19-2013, 12:27 PM
will the United States video be on the Zeitgeist reissue?

yo soy el mejor
03-22-2013, 08:22 PM
'll never forgive you, monte. nunca.

Banana
03-22-2013, 09:58 PM
I think he means yes we will not see the video. At least that's what I hope he means, because that would be hilarious.




Called it.

Future Boy
03-22-2013, 10:08 PM
so you called something that Monte had already said. thats some impressive powers you carry there banana.

Banana
03-22-2013, 11:15 PM
Yeah but he left it wide open to be interpreted different ways like 2012 Space Oddessy or Castaway. I came along and correctly specified what he meant.

yo soy el mejor
03-23-2013, 01:18 AM
i think everyone long ago accepted it would never get made. it's just fun to give monte a hard time. monte sucks. i should know. i met him in person.

yo soy el mejor
03-23-2013, 01:18 AM
right, D?

Shallowed
03-23-2013, 02:05 AM
Can we revoke Monte as a moderator already?

LalaPumpkinhead
03-23-2013, 03:55 AM
if every netphorian would give monte 1$ he could finish the united states video. let's do it guys!

Starla
03-23-2013, 05:29 AM
I wouldn't mind seeing it finished.

How does everyone feel about Billy saying United States was inspired by Alex Jones?

Future Boy
03-23-2013, 06:59 AM
who cares, jimmy's awesome on it.

LalaPumpkinhead
03-23-2013, 09:29 AM
I wouldn't mind seeing it finished.

How does everyone feel about Billy saying United States was inspired by Alex Jones?

i always thought billy had deeper inspirations for his songs ... it's a bummer

D.
03-23-2013, 10:54 AM
right, D?
History has not been kind to him. :cool:

Banana
03-23-2013, 03:45 PM
I wouldn't mind seeing it finished.

How does everyone feel about Billy saying United States was inspired by Alex Jones?


It would be awesome to see it finished. It is the Chinese Democracy of these boards.

Banana
03-23-2013, 03:51 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/BananaClock/montegangster_zpsfb0279eb.jpg

LalaPumpkinhead
03-24-2013, 01:49 AM
the Jim Jones of SP fanbase

duovamp
03-24-2013, 01:52 AM
More like the creepy obsessive girlfriend meme of SP.

duovamp
03-24-2013, 01:52 AM
Fuck I told myself I wasn't going to post in this damn old thread.

LalaPumpkinhead
03-24-2013, 02:00 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/BananaClock/montegangster_zpsfb0279eb.jpg

what an ugly tie :eek: burn it! burn it!

Elvis The Fat Years
03-24-2013, 12:01 PM
he's grabbing his own ass. just standing there pretty much masturbating in public and he brought a camera to film it for some sick fetish site. disgusting.