The episode where brad or randy or whoever has a siamese dream poster in their room was on last night. I remember when that ep. 1st aired I got all excited.

thats all.

this is my first kill. any vets wanna lend a hand?

During this year's gay pride parade here in Madrid, I saw a guy wearing a Zwan shirt and leather pants spanking this hairy fat dude while "In the Navy" was blasting through the speakers. You know, rainbows and shit.

that is all.

Oh, and I'm not gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I've been on netphoria for many years, this is my 2nd user name (only had this one going on 9 years). Ive probably met most of you at the final metro show, the asheville residencies or the MCIS tour dates around new england. Sorry If you dont like my post, but I thought it was related.

I've heard this one before, but still an odd reference

what episode was it? I'm always watching that stupid fucking show and I've yet to see it.

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and of course trent reznor is above SP.

no mention of trent?




edit: damnit!

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does this make me gay?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0603562/

only if you wanna s his d

does this make me gay?

are you beating off?

are you beating off?

i dunno i was just gonna play it by ear and see where things went

then yes. yes you are gay ;)

its true
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On today's edition of Democracy Now! I was quite surprised to hear the Zwan song, "Of a Broken Heart," being played during one of their program breaks. Mom was home today as well and when I pointed it out to her she said she liked the song.

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that fag would never listen to NIN or SP

that fag would never listen to NIN or SP

it's a prop room
don't sweat it.

I like his style.

[this is in response to a question about who the meanest celebrity is that Billy has met]

"The guy from Home Improvement, Tim Allen. Did hit me up for some coke. And called me an asshole and made fun of me for being a Buddhist. So, he is probably the most jerky guy that I met."

source (http://www.celebatheists.com/?title=Billy_Corgan)

I thought this was somewhat related.

There's a James Iha poster in the background of an old animorphs commercial.

home improvement is based in detroit. i can relate to that.

the first girl i fingered was from detroit. i can relate to that

There's a James Iha poster in the background of an old animorphs commercial.

what are animorphs?

i have fingers. i can relate to that.

what are animorphs?
it was one of those book-cum-tv series targeted towards preteens where every book had a different main character who could transform into some random animal at will.

the book covers were pretty sweet


http://scholastic.com/animorphs/download/bk17.jpg

woah

it would be weird to bang that chick then she was all "hey, i gotta get home. its pretty late" then she turned into a bat and flew out your window.

lol

it would be weird to bang that chick then she was all "hey, i gotta get home. its pretty late" then she turned into a bat and flew out your window.

++

the perfect kind of woman turns into a pizza after sex. i want to see an animporhs book about that.

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=155607

the perfect kind of woman turns into a pizza after sex. i want to see an animporhs book about that.

i think they'd have to call it edimorphs then or something

thanks mcafee for nailing that trojan from netphoria!

i think there was an episode of home improvement where al was dating this chick and they had a bunch in common then she asked "do you like the smashing pumpkins?" and he replied "i love doing that!"

i also remember an episode of sabrina the teenaged witch where they had to sneak out to see the smashing pumpkins. man that show sucked.

home improvement rules though.

i think there was an episode of home improvement where al was dating this chick and they had a bunch in common then she asked "do you like the smashing pumpkins?" and he replied "i love doing that!"

i also remember an episode of sabrina the teenaged witch where they had to sneak out to see the smashing pumpkins. man that show sucked.

home improvement rules though.

yeah she goes flying on her broom stick through the sky to tonight tonight

Billy should keep the pumpkins name in sporting events instead of shitty shows like these.

this thread doesn't seem to be going anywhere

Yes, Monte, it does.

chill out monte

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haha! monte, that's the most netphorian thing i've ever seen from you.

Good job reopening this sppunk. Now everyone make sure to voice your opinion on our good friend Monte here: http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=161770

i think there was an episode of home improvement where al was dating this chick and they had a bunch in common then she asked "do you like the smashing pumpkins?" and he replied "i love doing that!"

That's the movie Bowfinger, and it's Steve Martin not Richard Karn.

Speaking of Pumpkins pop culture references, anyone notice Karl Rove from Baseball Tonight now says "SMASHING PUMPKINS!" as a home run call? Kind of a stretch. It almost makes Stuart Scott look clever.

Didn't Elijah Wood take Ozzy's kids to a Zwan show once in the Osbournes? I recall Kelly hating it afterwards

Didn't Elijah Wood take Ozzy's kids to a Zwan show once in the Osbournes? I recall Kelly hating it afterwards

That was the pilot episode, I think it was the very first Zwan show. Frodo thought the show was okay, Jack was his man-date and he hated it.

Anyway, the hierarchy of SP apperances in movies and TV goes: Homerpaloza >>>> TBIEIB in the Watchmen trailer > Doomsday Clock in Transfromers > 1979 montage in Clerks II > Billy hitting on Cameron Diaz on SNL > everything else >>>> that shot from home improvement.

Billy hitting on Cameron Diaz on SNL

wait what?

the only thing i remember about that show was the mom. she was kinda hot.

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this thread doesn't seem to be going anywhere

AND YOU CAN'T DO A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT.

Doomsday Clock in Transfromers

i just watched this movie for the first time the other day, and holy shit was it bad.

and am i the only person who thinks the doomsdayclocksequence was shitty? i didn't enjoy anything about it at all.

the only thing i remember about that show was the mom. she was kinda hot.

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i watched the E! True Hollywood Stories episode about home improvement. the only thing i came away with from that show is:

a) Wilson is dead
b) the mom was a bitch

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lol

i watched the E! True Hollywood Stories episode about home improvement. the only thing i came away with from that show is:

a) Wilson is dead
b) the mom was a bitch

but a hot bitch is all i'm sayin'

id put it in al before i put it in the mom.

what a bitch she was

home improvement is based in detroit. i can relate to that.

so can i....

id put it in al before i put it in the mom.

what a bitch she was

al is mainstream culture's original answer to the Bear

so can i....

but aren't you Canadian, eh?

wait what?

He asks Cameron Diaz for a dance or something, James and D'Arcy are hanging out in the background. They were in a skit. Adore-era performance.

i just watched this movie for the first time the other day, and holy shit was it bad.

and am i the only person who thinks the doomsdayclocksequence was shitty? i didn't enjoy anything about it at all.

I dug it. It was robots blowing shit up, closeups of that hot tramp, over pumpkins riffs, and did I mention that there were robots who shot lazers? And things exploded?

Don't have to be much more complicated than that.