View Full Version : worst noises in the world


Thaniel Buckner
08-18-2008, 07:17 PM
whining dogs
girls from new jersey

sppunk
08-18-2008, 07:24 PM
1,000 14-year-old girls at a pop-punk concert

sickbadthing
08-18-2008, 07:26 PM
girls from new jersey

Staten Island girls are far worse.

sickbadthing
08-18-2008, 07:27 PM
1,000 14-year-old girls at a pop-punk concert

LOL u going to Fall Out Boy concerts???????? hahahahahahaha

D.
08-18-2008, 08:09 PM
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TuralyonW3
08-18-2008, 08:21 PM
the little 'blip' when a popup is blocked

LOUD BANGING LIKE SOMEONE THREW A BOWLING PIN ON THE FLOOR coming from the apartment upstairs

voices of women who call the Dr. Laura show

Thaniel Buckner
08-18-2008, 08:24 PM
man. on that note, laura ingraham. i don't know if it's the AM radio, but when she talks you can hear the birdlike qualities of her nasal cavity and the surrounding bone structure.

they all have the worst voices.

rottenbroccoli
08-18-2008, 08:45 PM
People pooping.
If I hear it, it makes me feel so awkward.

sickbadthing
08-18-2008, 08:52 PM
People pooping.
If I hear it, it makes me feel so awkward.

It's okay if it's a cute girl though.

rottenbroccoli
08-18-2008, 08:54 PM
It's okay if it's a cute girl though.

Girls don't poop!

SlingeroGuitaro
08-18-2008, 08:58 PM
a fat guy fucking your girlfriend

Lucy Sky Diamonds
08-18-2008, 09:23 PM
Plastic fork on Styrofoam.

Travis Meeks
08-18-2008, 09:29 PM
Maryanne from Brooklyn

frugalscotsman
08-18-2008, 09:52 PM
drunk boston accents. i'll help you find your "r" motherfucker

Streetcrawler89
08-18-2008, 10:15 PM
Nails scratching on chalkboard
Fork scratching on plate
Drunk people singing
Montes voice

Hate the Hater
08-18-2008, 11:44 PM
Monte telling me "goodbye" after a night of passion.

I'm Hardcore
08-19-2008, 02:28 AM
the sound of pre-cum gathering under the head of your penis when you masturbate. too squishy for my liking

Shapan
08-19-2008, 02:41 AM
fran drescher
kathy griffin
andy dick
teeth grinding
thick russian accents
the ringing in my ears after a loud concert

Shallowed
08-19-2008, 03:28 AM
When someone winces, like "tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

Like Peter Griffen did.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSS..

AHHHHHHHHHHH.........

Luke de Spa
08-19-2008, 05:10 AM
alarm clock. buzzer, radio, i don't care

talk show host
08-19-2008, 05:28 AM
The sound of someone getting furiously laid in the next room when you're on yr own with no loving coming yr way

Shapan
08-19-2008, 05:49 AM
peter griffin

ravenguy2000
08-19-2008, 06:48 AM
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Kahlo
08-19-2008, 07:07 AM
The jewess from friends "janice"

Elvis The Fat Years
08-19-2008, 07:09 AM
the sound of kahlo hitting the reply button.

Kahlo
08-19-2008, 07:17 AM
you love it you big dumb bitch :)

I hate nasal voices most of all to be honest.

Luke de Spa
08-19-2008, 07:17 AM
The jewess from friends "janice"

^ kahole watches friends

Kahlo
08-19-2008, 07:22 AM
many *comedy canned laughter* years *comedy canned laughter*ago *comedy canned laughter*the *comedy canned laughter* shame :(

Piggy
08-19-2008, 06:12 PM
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Anything that spews forth from her mouth I would say has to be the most annoying sound in the world.

Mablak
08-19-2008, 06:52 PM
How can Nancy Grace's crew get away with overtly ridiculing her so much? I mean it almost makes me think the show is aired entirely as a joke, which I suppose is possible.

Mo
08-19-2008, 07:24 PM
A car alarm going off twelve times a night.

???
08-19-2008, 08:22 PM
did anybody here do the trick in grade school where your teacher would come back into the classroom and everybody would be quietly humming "mmmmmmmmmm"

Streetcrawler89
08-19-2008, 09:58 PM
The sound of someone getting furiously laid in the next room when you're on yr own with no loving coming yr way


This is a bad thing? I'd use that as material to 'furiously' wack one off

threetwooneZERO
08-19-2008, 10:39 PM
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first thing i thought of and then i checked to see if someone posted it. nice.

threetwooneZERO
08-19-2008, 10:40 PM
The sound I made when my ex-gf told me she was pregnant. She's a brick and I'm...

wpc33
08-20-2008, 03:26 AM
Someone talking with phlegm in their throat, that makes you repeatedly check your own throat.

Shallowed
08-20-2008, 03:33 AM
Strangely, the only person I can forgive for hoiking phlegm is my girlfriend, it gives me peace of mind to know that she doesn't think it's unfeminine to make noises like that (like burping) so I feel comfortable doing it in her presence.

ohnoitsbonnie
08-20-2008, 09:51 AM
Exploding head syndrome