(not killtheyouth, kill the children)

Theres a man outside of my office chasing his screaming 3 year old in circles, he can't seem to RUN FASTER THAN A UFCKING 3YR OLD1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyhow...I figured out a way to solve this bad parenting problem I see everyday. We get a team of parenting specialists together along with the FBI. We have the FBI hunt down and kill all of the children that have been raised retarded (like the screaming child running away from his father).

Okay, now that all the stupid kids are gone, we can start fresh. Before you are allowed to have children, you must first go to the parenting school lead by the parenting specialists. You have to take a course in RAISING CHILDREN THE NON-FUCKED UP WAY and then afterward you graduate and get your PARENTING LICENSE!!!!!!

I think this would solve a lot of the worlds problems. If you don't get a license and you have children, the police should do the same thing they do to illegal drivers: drive them to the nearest ghetto, beat the living hell out of them, and drop them in the middle of the street and drive away. Then kill the children.

YAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
:dammit: :dammit: :dammit:

You need a liscence to drive, yet any dumbass can have children

i dont want kids for the simple reason that i dont want my kids associating with THEIR kids.

The other day I was taking a guest up to their room. I was in the elevator with her when 2 kids (about 11 and 7 years old) started hitting and pushing each other around on a full elevator. Their dad just stood there like nothing was happening while everyone else was getting jostled around. I wanted to kill the kids by the time they got off the elevator.

DIE LITTLE CHILDREN DIE DUMB PARENTS DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!

No what I hate even more....

Kids in Toys 'R Us: SCRRREEEEECHING AND SCRRREEEEEAAAAAMING for the toy they want, the parent like "shhh, hunny, shhh....please don't yell...here, I'll get the toy for you, just please be quiet, please?"

NO!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DO NOT BEG YOUR OWN CHILD TO SHUT UP YOU TELL THAT CHILD TO SHUT THE FUCK UP OMG

I never did that when I was younger, my mom NEVER hit me. Well okay, when we were in Red Lobster, I got up on my booster chair and started jumping and screaming for no particular reason, banging my silverware and screaming at random people. I was like 2, my mom silently took my hand, walked me outside, into the car and proceeded to give me what would be the spanking of my life. I came out like a little princess, sat in my chair, folded my napkin in my lap and quietly ate. Since then my mother never had to hit me, I was a great child and I don't hate my mother.


IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD!?

I want some fries.