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Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 10:55 PM
What is up homies? Nas on the Colbert Report is comedy gold.

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 10:58 PM
nothin's up. i have colbert on as well.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 10:59 PM
Good to see you here Eulogy. Pull up a chair and chat a while. I'm pretty mindfucked these days over the ex situation, how are you doing?

Thaniel Buckner
07-23-2008, 10:59 PM
i nearly ripped off a fingernail tonight.

loved every minute of it.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:00 PM
Which one bro? I lost the nail on my dialing finger once and it pretty much sucked. I felt like I was in one of Jerry Seinfeld's nightmares.

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:01 PM
well, what do you know! my beer is already gone.

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:01 PM
Good to see you here Eulogy. Pull up a chair and chat a while. I'm pretty mindfucked these days over the ex situation, how are you doing?

i'm doing well. i'm really happy with my relationship. going to wisconsin with friends this weekend, lollapalooza the next, and the pumpkins the one after that. :rockon:

i'm getting my service hours my school gave me out of the way by working at a thrift store. it sucks, but it's getting done at least.

p.s. i'm a little high

Thaniel Buckner
07-23-2008, 11:02 PM
right index. i got a little carried away during rehearsal tonight.

it's not bleeding but the white part that starts at the end of the nail bed just got a lot bigger.

Thaniel Buckner
07-23-2008, 11:02 PM
oca, it's better to have loved and lost than never to have known love at all.

you ungrateful motherfucker.

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:03 PM
yeah! motherfucker.

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:03 PM
loved every minute of it.

yeah...that's one of those weird pains that...i dunno. a pain you don't hate.

Thaniel Buckner
07-23-2008, 11:04 PM
yeah...that's one of those weird pains that...i dunno. a pain you don't hate.
dude like i know man

you know

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:05 PM
mp: south park

if you don't bring me what i want for easter, i can fucking kill you.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:05 PM
i'm doing well. i'm really happy with my relationship. going to wisconsin with friends this weekend, lollapalooza the next, and the pumpkins the one after that. :rockon:

i'm getting my service hours my school gave me out of the way by working at a thrift store. it sucks, but it's getting done at least.

p.s. i'm a little high

Hell yeah. I'm a little drunk on some cheap ass Yellowtail wine. Fuck it all habishaw it's party time. I'm jealous that you're going to Lola as I was supposed to but shit fell through saving money for the house. If I get the place I'm working on it'll be worth it but if not I'll be totally bummed.

right index. i got a little carried away during rehearsal tonight.

it's not bleeding but the white part that starts at the end of the nail bed just got a lot bigger.

Sucks man. Are you right handed? At least it isn't on your fingering hand (cause then the ladies would be bummed!!! amiright! amiright! In any case I'm usually not a proponent of being a puss but keep that shit clean because fingernail shit is so easy to get infected and a fucking pain to get rid of...neosporin is your friend.

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:05 PM
dude like i know man

you know

it's like fiddling with a loose tooth.

not nearly as satisfying though. sigh.

PeppermintHippo
07-23-2008, 11:05 PM
hey i ripped a fingernail off tonight too!

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:08 PM
hey i ripped a fingernail off tonight too!

hey tobes, i listened to the memphis show today, and i clearly heard that douchebag yell
"it's set the ray to jerry dude!!"

maybe i mentioned that before :-/

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:08 PM
oca, it's better to have loved and lost than never to have known love at all.

you ungrateful motherfucker.

That lost love is making a strong play to the hoop once again

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:09 PM
who else has an ample amount of liqour? let's all get wasted.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:09 PM
NP: Motherfucking CCR's greatest hits

PeppermintHippo
07-23-2008, 11:09 PM
hey tobes, i listened to the memphis show today, and i clearly heard that douchebag yell
"it's set the ray to jerry dude!!"

maybe i mentioned that before :-/

haha! I didn't know that! God, that guy sucked at life...what were the chances he would sit right behind us.

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:11 PM
who else has an ample amount of liqour? let's all get wasted.

that doesn't sound like a bad idea to me right now actually

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:12 PM
let's get FUCKED UP!!!

PeppermintHippo
07-23-2008, 11:12 PM
who else has an ample amount of liqour? let's all get wasted.

Im going to bed once my clothes get out of the washer...I have a long day ahead of me tomorrow :o

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:13 PM
ugh... me too, actually. clear up through friday is going to be quite draining.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:13 PM
Eulogy and Caine...my candidate for Netphoria's cutest couple. Both you dudes are OK in my book.

PeppermintHippo
07-23-2008, 11:14 PM
I don't have an off day until next saturday =/

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:15 PM
Eulogy and Caine...my candidate for Netphoria's cutest couple. Both you dudes are OK in my book.

thanks bro.

and yeah, maybe i should take it easy tonight. i'm gonna be drunk and stoned for about 50 straight hours starting tomorrow night.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:17 PM
Eulogy as someone who was young once I'll tell you I never regretted any of the drugs/booze I did until the age of 24. Get fucked up....eat some McDonald's breakfast (vomit) and then get fucked up again. Enjoy your partying years with impunity while you can. Get fuuuuucked and havea good time. I never regretted any beer I ever drank

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:18 PM
that's the plan!

i don't see a reason to stop at 24 though ;)

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:18 PM
Don't stop 'til you get enough

PeppermintHippo
07-23-2008, 11:20 PM
Good night my sweet princes of netphoria!

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:21 PM
g'night tobes

Thaniel Buckner
07-23-2008, 11:22 PM
why is this the background of the myspace login page:

<img src="http://cms.myspacecdn.com/cms/Splash_Assets/Splash_Asset_upload/microsoft7-14_v1.jpg">

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:22 PM
Goddamnit....I'm out of my cheap wine and pretty boozed up (though not nearly enough). Thread poll....what should I move on to to avoid a hangover?? I'm supposed to hang out with thte ex and nead my senses about me.... Should I drink

A: Vodka Tonics
B: Gin and Tonics
C: Whiskey and coke
D: Domestic beer (Bud or Busch Lite)
E: Imported beer (Heinies or Corona)


I will follow your wisdom Netphoria.

I also have two shots of Absinthe and am thinking about just killing it.

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:23 PM
Eulogy as someone who was young once I'll tell you I never regretted any of the drugs/booze I did until the age of 24. Get fucked up....eat some McDonald's breakfast (vomit) and then get fucked up again. Enjoy your partying years with impunity while you can. Get fuuuuucked and havea good time. I never regretted any beer I ever drank


i don't see a reason to stop at 24 though ;)

no reason to stop, but damn does the body slow down. whew.

and now i will drink this pint of beam.

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:24 PM
I also have two shots of Absinthe and am thinking about just killing it.

fuck your senses, kill the absinthe.

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:25 PM
no reason to stop, but damn does the body slow down. whew.

and now i will drink this pint of beam.

it does? i haven't really noticed. :blush:

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:26 PM
OCA, i vote gin and tonics. for the record.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:26 PM
See you in hell reasonable Patrick....glug glub

ohnoitsbonnie
07-23-2008, 11:26 PM
You guys are sick fucks

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:26 PM
Eulogy and Caine...my candidate for Netphoria's cutest couple. Both you dudes are OK in my book.

can i just saw how often i just stare at your avatar? i look and look, and it never gets old.

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:28 PM
You guys are sick fucks

did you come to pass judgment or participate?

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:32 PM
Eulogy wins...gin here I come after a delicious French bread pizza. I felt like a real loser bachelor at the store earlier buying a cheap bottle of wine, some french bread pizza and some antacids. Wild and crazy night here I come!!!

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:33 PM
oh god i could go for a french bread pizza right now.

i do have chicken parmesan hot pockets...

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:35 PM
those are tasty. Tell me the kids in the dorms still eat Tina's burriotos (usually purchased at Kroger) because those were a post bong staple of my college years.

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:38 PM
can't say i'm familiar with tina's burritos

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:39 PM
:( they were like 89 cents in my day and they'd keep you alive....not well, but they'd keep you alive.

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:41 PM
those are tasty. Tell me the kids in the dorms still eat Tina's burriotos (usually purchased at Kroger) because those were a post bong staple of my college years.

YES. they came in what, blue, pink and weird green packages depending on the level of spiciness?

ohnoitsbonnie
07-23-2008, 11:41 PM
I don't know, guys. I'm just angry because I got stung by a bee.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:43 PM
Caine knows what I'm talking about! Just one bee Bonnie? You gotta get past it and move on. Join us.

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:43 PM
there are individually wrapped burritos and chimichangas and stuff that i see around...but i'm not sure if they're Tina's.

D.
07-23-2008, 11:43 PM
hey guys, chat thread!!!

i'm visiting albuquerque on sunday and staying for 9 days!!!

EVERYONE LOVES A CHAT THREAD!

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:45 PM
what's in albuquerque?

Eulogy
07-23-2008, 11:46 PM
i'll be quirky

albuquerque.

the isotopes are moving to albuquerque!

wally
07-23-2008, 11:47 PM
NP: Motherfucking CCR's greatest hits

Chronicle Vol 1 > Chronicle Vol 2

wally
07-23-2008, 11:48 PM
Actually, Chronicle Vol 1 > Ripping off a fingernail > Chronicle Vol 2

Caine Walker
07-23-2008, 11:50 PM
i'll be quirky

albuquerque.

the isotopes are moving to albuquerque!

what?

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:51 PM
I would like to visit New Mexico. The drive from Vegas to St. George UT is awesome and I imagine NM is more of the same

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:52 PM
Toby told me I should hide the cell and I agree, I'm in danger of starting a drunk dial campaign

ohnoitsbonnie
07-23-2008, 11:56 PM
I'm going to manhattan again tomorrow but who cares right

ohnoitsbonnie
07-23-2008, 11:57 PM
Caine knows what I'm talking about! Just one bee Bonnie? You gotta get past it and move on. Join us.
I never expected I'd be stung at 12:57 AM on a thursday while browsing netphoria. Wtf bee ;_;

Ol' Couch Ass
07-23-2008, 11:59 PM
Yeah that kind of sucks. Hey Bonnie what's with the asexuality? I've seen the pictures in the pic thread (<--- creepy) and you seem cute enough... are there no guys making a push to the hoop? I remember what I was like as a teen and find that hard to believe. Are there no alt-rock type mascara wearing dudes in your town or do you just not care?

ohnoitsbonnie
07-24-2008, 12:04 AM
Uh well what do I say. I'm not really asexual, am I? I just recently made a horrible number of posts in the birth control thread. And, honestly, I haven't got many friends. I'm a disagreeable and hard to follow person. I have a boyfriend though :S

ohnoitsbonnie
07-24-2008, 12:05 AM
So I guess I just don't care. I'm more metrosexual than alt-rock anyway.

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 12:05 AM
can a girl be metrosexual?

Ol' Couch Ass
07-24-2008, 12:06 AM
OK makes more sense. Your posts in the BC thread make it sound like you are completely disinterested (which is odd for a post-adolescent). Hopefully your BF is a cool dude and will rock your socks off!!! (<---damnit creepy for the 2nd time in thread)

Ol' Couch Ass
07-24-2008, 12:07 AM
Good question Caine... what does that entail? Isn't unibrow maintenance a normal part of the female condition?

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 12:10 AM
i am 3/4 of the way through this pint.

ohnoitsbonnie
07-24-2008, 12:10 AM
Lol yeah I hope he does.

By metrosexual I mean that maintenance is a big part of what I do. I like to have nice nails and skin and go shopping for designer stuff and all that crap.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-24-2008, 12:12 AM
That's just being girly, nothing wrong with that. Guys all want a girl who can watch a football game in a jersey and shorts but still be girly when going out with the friends.

ohnoitsbonnie
07-24-2008, 12:13 AM
I never wear shorts.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-24-2008, 12:15 AM
Even in the summertime? Do you have premature varicose veins or just like having your calves covered (serious question)

ohnoitsbonnie
07-24-2008, 12:20 AM
I don't like my legs. I think they are just large. I wear pants, dresses, and skirts and while those show my legs they don't put them on parade nearly as much as shorts seem to.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-24-2008, 12:22 AM
:/ This seems like something that is probably all in your head. Unless you have a water retention disease you are probably fine and would be better off just rocking the shorts. Put a little sun on those bad boys and you'll be good to go.

Mablak
07-24-2008, 12:22 AM
I'm bored and lonely right now. I pretty much only have one friend I can hang out with easily this summer, I wanted to drink or do something tonight but I guess he's not around. I'd even online drink with someone right now, if I wasn't living at home. I'm just going to hit the gym and subject myself to its awful music for a while.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-24-2008, 12:24 AM
Hey Mablak I've seen you lurking since this thread started....why not settle up to this virtual bar and drink a while.

D.
07-24-2008, 12:24 AM
what's in albuquerque?
scoping the area out, probably gonna move out there next year. :rockon:

i'll be quirky

albuquerque.

the isotopes are moving to albuquerque!
albuquirky!

Actually, Chronicle Vol 1 > Ripping off a fingernail > Chronicle Vol 2
:mad:

i like vol. 2. at the least it has Cotton Fields! I love that song! but yeah, def vol. 1 > vol. 2

Ol' Couch Ass
07-24-2008, 12:26 AM
What's up D? You are in my top 5 best netphorians.

D.
07-24-2008, 12:28 AM
What's up D? You are in my top 5 best netphorians.

i'm at work. half watching a movie.

my co worker and i just went to check out a suspicious van that had some kind of chemical tank in it, with what looked like wires...and it also had a crude drawing of our building with instructions where to park said van!
we called the lead oficer and he said leave it til morning. co worker thinks he wants to take the glory if it turns out to be anything crazy.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-24-2008, 12:29 AM
If it all goes wrong we'll tell your story man.... D saw it first!!!!

D.
07-24-2008, 12:31 AM
If it all goes wrong we'll tell your story man.... D saw it first!!!!
oh i just saw your earlier post...DO NOT DRUNK DIAL PLEASE whatever you do

Ol' Couch Ass
07-24-2008, 12:33 AM
yeah resisting the urge...the exGF has made a strong play to the hoop and I'm trying to resist dialing her number



DO NOT DO IT

D.
07-24-2008, 12:45 AM
i did it not too long ago and, surprise, B and I are hanging out again.

sometimes i hate myself

D.
07-24-2008, 12:46 AM
oh, and we checked out the suspicious van again. there was no wire to the propane tank as i suggested earlier and the paper that had the drawing of our building was a car repair thing. the van is broke down.

no 15 minutes of local fame for D.

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 12:54 AM
it's totally a bomb.

AndySlash
07-24-2008, 12:55 AM
np: Air- Mike Mills

I love this song.

D.
07-24-2008, 12:57 AM
it's totally a bomb.
probs.

oh well. as long as it doesn't detonate before my shift is over, i don't care.:smoke:

AndySlash
07-24-2008, 01:00 AM
i did it not too long ago and, surprise, B and I are hanging out again.

:nooooo:

mercurial
07-24-2008, 01:00 AM
whats the worst that could happen if you drunk dialled? you act like a dick and she ends up hating you more? no biggie.

do it you wuss.

mercurial
07-24-2008, 01:01 AM
seriously - drunk dialing is what cellphones and ex's are for.

D.
07-24-2008, 01:01 AM
:nooooo:
i know. i fucking know. i just -- i'm an idiot. i don't think i can get away from her until i like, move. and that would be sometime next year.

:(

AndySlash
07-24-2008, 01:10 AM
you're stronger than that.

D.
07-24-2008, 01:12 AM
am i?

AM I?!

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 01:19 AM
not that i'm an expert, but a good way to drive a girl away is tell very calmly tell her everything that's wrong with her. it's quite effective.

AndySlash
07-24-2008, 01:22 AM
am i?

AM I?!

I think so.

D.
07-24-2008, 01:24 AM
not that i'm an expert, but a good way to drive a girl away is tell very calmly tell her everything that's wrong with her. it's quite effective.
Its just...she deserves to have someone good like me in her life and I can't stand the thought of living in the same city and not being with her.
But then part of me thinks she's a fallback option and she's comfortable for me, so its easy for me to delay having to meet another girl and do all the same shit again.

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 01:26 AM
wow. pride and shame all in the same breath.

i dunno, dude. i think it's time to move on.

D.
07-24-2008, 01:28 AM
I think so.
i dunno about strong but i do know t'm super handsome and actually a terrific boyfriend, but like i said, i dread starting over with someone who won't have the good and irrisistable qualities B has and maybe she is a not so subconscious fallback.

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 01:31 AM
very seriously, i was involved with someone who evoked the same emotions in me. or at least had me saying the same thing about being good for her and settling.

ultimately i had to decide if i was going to be a better person for having her in my life. the answer was a resounding "NO", and i knew that i had to make the break. it was probably one of the hardest things i've ever done. i don't know if you see your situation the same way, but if you do, i wish you all the best.

D.
07-24-2008, 01:33 AM
very seriously, i was involved with someone who evoked the same emotions in me. or at least had me saying the same thing about being good for her and settling.

ultimately i had to decide if i was going to be a better person for having her in my life. the answer was a resounding "NO", and i knew that i had to make the break. it was probably one of the hardest things i've ever done in my life. i don't know if you see your situation the same way, but if you do, i wish you all the best.
yeah that's pretty much exactly how i feel. i know she is ultimately not good at all for me because i don't see how i could spend forever with someone i ultimately don't trust/

oh man i used "ultimately" twice - not good.

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 01:34 AM
yeah. not good.

:(

D.
07-24-2008, 01:36 AM
i'm 25 and i'm a security officer and i get paid really well and i like books probably my favorites are youth in revolt, great gatsby, and all quiet on the western front and i like big hugs and i have an unhealthy obsession with phil collins and i like music and i like women who are screwed up in the head.

any takers?

Sarcastic Smile
07-24-2008, 01:43 AM
very seriously, i was involved with someone who evoked the same emotions in me. or at least had me saying the same thing about being good for her and settling.

ultimately i had to decide if i was going to be a better person for having her in my life. the answer was a resounding "NO", and i knew that i had to make the break. it was probably one of the hardest things i've ever done. i don't know if you see your situation the same way, but if you do, i wish you all the best.

So the outcome of the situation will be that he realizes he's gay?

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 01:47 AM
you know, i can't remember; are you a dude or a chick?

Sarcastic Smile
07-24-2008, 01:57 AM
you know, we have discussed this already, both


and any minute now im sure banana will chime in and happily tell you like he's discovered the 8th wonder of the world

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 02:01 AM
i'm baffled that he continues to post here. seriously.

he's a thirdrate ******. pfft, not even.

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 02:09 AM
getting serious for a second, the only thing my parents have to eat in this house are fucking 100 calorie snackpacks. these things are gone in two bites. how the fuck am i supposed to satisfy the munchies with that garbage?

D.
07-24-2008, 02:18 AM
Nothing is worse than bad snacks when one has a serious case of the munchies.

Sarcastic Smile
07-24-2008, 02:41 AM
i'm baffled that he continues to post here. seriously.

he's a thirdrate ******. pfft, not even.

you're not alone

D.
07-24-2008, 03:26 AM
so whenever i get bored at work, i start thinking of mix cd ideas and one i had was to type in a random, but overused titles of songs, like "untitled" or something and make a cd.

well tonight i amd in the middle of "Lost"

lost.01
01. Slowdive - Painting Lost
02. Ghost Mice - The Lost City
03. Biff Bang Pow! - Lost Your Dreams
04. Love Spirals Downwards - Love's Labour's Lost
05. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah! - Over and Over Again (Lost and Found)
06. Elements of Something Really Beautiful - Realizing the Reality of Love (Lost In A Tunnel)
07. Black Moth Super Rainbow - Lost, Picking Flowers In the Woods
08. Cocteau Twins - Theft, and Wandering Around Lost
09. E For Explosion - I Ain't Lost If I'm With You
10. God Is An Astronaut - Forever Lost
11. Followed By Ghosts - All Is Lost
12. Tilly and the Wall - Lost Girls
13. Dive - Lost Inside You
14. Ride - Let's Get Lost
15. Coldplay - Lost!
16. Jupiter - Lost
17. July Skies - Lost Airmen
18. Blink 182 - I'm Lost Without You

lost.02
01. Broken Social Scene - Feel Good Lost
02. Beck - Lost Cause
03. Air Formation - Why I Lost You
04. System of A Down - Lost In Hollywood
05. The Clash - Lost In the Supermarket
06. Pigeon John - Lost My Job Again
07. Cut Copy - Nobody Lost Nobody Found
08. Ryan Adams - She's Lost Total Control
09. Yo La Tengo - Lost In Bessemer
10. The Boo Radleys - I've Lost the Reason
11. Stellastar* - Lost In Time
12. Perfume - Lost In You
13. Astropop 3 - Lost In A Dream
14. Swervedriver - Land of the Lost
15. The Jesus and Mary Chain - Lost Star
16. Epic45 - Lost In Failing Light
17. Unwed Sailor - Lost and Alone
18. Kasey Chambers - Lost and Found

:rockon:

SlingeroGuitaro
07-24-2008, 03:32 AM
you should get a pair of these and listen to that mix. it will blow your mind

http://www.sinemedia.com/upload/_up_img/11595966580627258.jpg


i just got a replacement pair after i blew the first pair. handbuilt in germany- awesome waranty. i can say these are the best headphones ive ever had

murgle
07-24-2008, 03:39 AM
my leg itches. i hate fireants.

mercurial
07-24-2008, 05:01 AM
Its just...she deserves to have someone good like me in her life

all the rest of what you said aside, D

you honestly think she deserves you?
how much did she betray your trust, again?

i'm being judgmental and negative, i know. and of course i barely know the half of it. it's just from what you've described, or from what i've picked up in your descriptions, i'm not convinced she deserves a good man.

Shapan
07-24-2008, 05:33 AM
how someone can tolerate a girl that cheated on him and even consider getting back with her is beyond me

SlingeroGuitaro
07-24-2008, 05:35 AM
how someone can tolerate a girl that cheated on him and even consider getting back with her is beyond me

i got back with a girl that cheated on me. i made pretend that everything was great until i showed her pictures of me fucking another girl in our bedroom.

oops

Shapan
07-24-2008, 05:57 AM
i guess revenge can be an exception

SlingeroGuitaro
07-24-2008, 05:58 AM
i feel really bad about it now. i should have video taped it instead

Shapan
07-24-2008, 06:00 AM
you shouldve told her to visit you while you were fucking the other girl and just left your doors unlocked

TuralyonW3
07-24-2008, 06:07 AM
http://hallofheroes.free.fr/Images/Wallpaper/JLA_JSA.jpg

D.
07-24-2008, 07:22 AM
how someone can tolerate a girl that cheated on him and even consider getting back with her is beyond me

i always promised myself i wouldn't. :(

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 08:50 AM
are you still at work?

pale blue eyes
07-24-2008, 09:06 AM
I just randomly threw up today after breakfast. One of my usual breakfasts with usual vitamin and medication but like five minutes later it all came back up. About ten minutes later I felt fine, went for my usual run and still feel fine.

I haven't read anything beyond the first post in this thread but this is all I really have to mention.

waltermcphilp
07-24-2008, 09:12 AM
boo to vomiting in the morning.

nothing to contribute here. just goofing at work til i get to leave at 2 :rockon:

Eulogy
07-24-2008, 09:16 AM
i'm back! YES!

pale blue eyes
07-24-2008, 09:19 AM
I just realized a week from today I will be on my way to Chicago for Lollapalooza. Fucking finally.

:rockon:

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 09:19 AM
YES!

pale blue eyes
07-24-2008, 09:20 AM
I'm super excited.

pale blue eyes
07-24-2008, 09:21 AM
!!!

Eulogy
07-24-2008, 09:22 AM
I just realized a week from today I will be on my way to Chicago for Lollapalooza. Fucking finally.

:rockon:

:rockon:

where are you coming from?

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 09:22 AM
it snuck up pretty quick, for sure.

spring
07-24-2008, 09:24 AM
I just realized a week from today I will be on my way to Chicago for Lollapalooza. Fucking finally.

:rockon:

yup!! :) i've been counting down for about 20 days or so....fiiiiiiiiiiinally!

pale blue eyes
07-24-2008, 09:25 AM
:rockon:

where are you coming from?

Delaware. I'm flying most of the way and then driving the last six hours or so with a bunch of other people.

Caine Walker
07-24-2008, 09:25 AM
are you flying into detroit or something? indi?

pale blue eyes
07-24-2008, 09:26 AM
yup!! :) i've been counting down for about 20 days or so....fiiiiiiiiiiinally!

:)

spring
07-24-2008, 09:27 AM
also, this just in...my boss just told me i passed my French exam!!!! wooo! :) this is so great. my job is about to get sooooo much better

waltermcphilp
07-24-2008, 09:31 AM
are you flying into detroit or something?

be sure to be wearing neutral gang colors.

pale blue eyes
07-24-2008, 09:43 AM
Ha, no Detroit. I'll probably be wearing my Phillies cap so I guess I lucked out there.

Mo
07-24-2008, 09:53 AM
My dear roommate (the female one) is moving out - NEXT WEEK!
She did not know that herself until yesterday, because her fucking grandparents got her a new flat.

FUCKING BULLSHIT.

:(

Ol' Couch Ass
07-24-2008, 11:06 AM
h a n g o v e r . . .

AndySlash
07-24-2008, 11:15 AM
yup

Eulogy
07-24-2008, 11:26 AM
h a n g o v e r . . .

haha. did you touch your phone last night?

Eulogy
07-24-2008, 11:27 AM
i have a strange craving for a gin and tonic RIGHT NOW. i blame OCA.

Eulogy
07-24-2008, 11:28 AM
i guess this is as good a thread as any to ask this question: does enjoying mojitos make me ultra gay? i was just thinking about how a little over a month ago i would have been sitting by a pool enjoying one of those by now. so refreshing. and delicious.

instead i'm sitting in my bed drinking coffee and trying to fight off a headache and a stuffy nose. :mad:

waltermcphilp
07-24-2008, 11:29 AM
as soon as i get out of work im gunna go toss a few back with a buddy!

:rockon: WOOOO!!!

Eulogy
07-24-2008, 11:32 AM
we're not leaving for wisconsin until like 6. won't get where we're going til 11 or 11:30. booo.

duovamp
07-24-2008, 11:48 AM
Mmmm, posting from outdoors. There's sun, grass, a lawn chair, and Netphoria.


...Where did I go wrong? :(

duovamp
07-24-2008, 11:51 AM
It hurts to type because the keys are too hot from the sun.

waltermcphilp
07-24-2008, 11:51 AM
i think its the sun.

Eulogy
07-24-2008, 11:51 AM
It hurts to type because the keys are too hot from the sun.

well you'd better get back inside then

Mo
07-24-2008, 11:57 AM
One of our cleaning ladies at work just asked me for my number.
I gave her my email instead.

:erm:

waltermcphilp
07-24-2008, 12:00 PM
maybe she was asking for your PIN and wanted to rob you?

duovamp
07-24-2008, 12:00 PM
Is she hot?

mxzombie
07-24-2008, 12:08 PM
One of our cleaning ladies at work just asked me for my number.
I gave her my email instead.

:erm:get a bottle of Hennigan's scotch, that should ease you both up

vanilla
07-24-2008, 12:09 PM
I just realized a week from today I will be on my way to Chicago for Lollapalooza. Fucking finally.

:rockon:


you should go to the billy goat tavern and drink some horny goats. horny goats are biccardi limon, 7up, and a splash of cranberry juice. or just go for the atmosphere. it's a pretty rad place. oh, and you must eat some chicago deep dish pizza. have fun.

vanilla
07-24-2008, 12:11 PM
i was planning on going to chicago sometime this summer to go see a Cubs game but i just don't have the time. i ended up taking a summer biology class. so you must do this stuff on my behalf.

Mo
07-24-2008, 12:23 PM
maybe she was asking for your PIN and wanted to rob you?

No. I "know" her - we talk quite often, since there are only very few people around my office at night/evenings.


Is she hot?

Kinda.


get a bottle of Hennigan's scotch, that should ease you both up

Not a bad idea, even though I'm not really interested. She's just too... dumb, to be honest.

Anyway.

pale blue eyes
07-24-2008, 06:10 PM
you should go to the billy goat tavern and drink some horny goats. horny goats are biccardi limon, 7up, and a splash of cranberry juice. or just go for the atmosphere. it's a pretty rad place. oh, and you must eat some chicago deep dish pizza. have fun.

Thanks for the recommendations. I've heard a lot of good things but we won't be there for long before or after Lollapalooza. Maybe we'll do some exploring if there is nobody we want to see play. At the very least we'll get some exercise. :)

duovamp
07-24-2008, 06:20 PM
Kinda.


I appreciate the fact that you've got standards for intelligence, but keep two things in mind. If she's hot, she's hot. The other: you don't want to make her sad, do you? Maybe fool around, have some fun,see how things go, perhaps she just acts ditzy around you. Don't turn down a "kinda" hot girl if you have the chance, old chap.

Now, how's about pics of her?

D.
07-24-2008, 06:38 PM
i had a dream/nightmare last night that the Godfather cut off both my ears, leaving two little holes on the side of my head. But i could still hear normally and i was able to save the ear and assorted blood and tissue so i could take myself to the emergency room.
but i was at work and they had "mandatory training" that i had to stay for. i started getting all woozy before just saying screw it and driving myself to the hospital.

:erm:

Ol' Couch Ass
07-25-2008, 12:18 AM
I had relations with my ex today:eek:

hnibos
07-25-2008, 12:19 AM
stay away from a cheating slut

mercurial
07-25-2008, 12:25 AM
I had relations with my ex today:eek:

excellent

Ol' Couch Ass
07-25-2008, 12:47 AM
Yeah I don't know what the fuck is going on with that...goddamn women with their control of 100% of the world's vagina resources. Fucking OVEC.

I'm Hardcore
07-25-2008, 01:01 AM
and you must eat some chicago deep dish pizza

i can attest to this! amazing

mercurial
07-25-2008, 01:08 AM
Yeah I don't know what the fuck is going on with that...goddamn women with their control of 100% of the world's vagina resources. Fucking OVEC.

you are weak. that's what is going on. do yourself a favour and have the courage of your convictions.

i should add that i'm not just trying to have a nasty jab at you fella.

ammy
07-25-2008, 01:08 AM
i'm baking cake. guess how many eggs i've used in cakes today

GUESS!!!!

mercurial
07-25-2008, 01:11 AM
0

Ol' Couch Ass
07-25-2008, 01:11 AM
you are weak. that's what is going on. do yourself a favour and have the courage of your convictions.

i should add that i'm not just trying to have a nasty jab at you fella.

Yeah it's good advice but then again monday morning quarterbacking my actions right now is much easier than having walked through them in the moment. i should reiterate that this by no means indicates i'm just jumping back into things but instead means there is probably going to be some awkwardness.... but fuck, i just don't know. i'm usually pretty in control of my life and right now i just feel like i'm spinning around in circles.

ammy
07-25-2008, 01:12 AM
those would be some dry cakes, they would.

Thaniel Buckner
07-25-2008, 01:13 AM
two dozen.

ammy
07-25-2008, 01:13 AM
maor

Thaniel Buckner
07-25-2008, 01:13 AM
those would be some dry cakes, they would.
i don't think you understand. he was just reminding our television audience of what an egg looks like.

Thaniel Buckner
07-25-2008, 01:14 AM
maor
jesus.

3 dozen.

ammy
07-25-2008, 01:14 AM
i don't think you understand. he was just reminding our television audience of what an egg looks like.


badumPSH!

ammy
07-25-2008, 01:14 AM
jesus.

3 dozen.



un pequito mas

Thaniel Buckner
07-25-2008, 01:16 AM
37

Thaniel Buckner
07-25-2008, 01:16 AM
dicks

ammy
07-25-2008, 01:16 AM
yes!

wait, no.

Thaniel Buckner
07-25-2008, 01:17 AM
48.

what's the cake making occasion.

ammy
07-25-2008, 01:18 AM
40.

a makeup school grand opening. (wtf right? i'm making a vanity out of cake)
it's a lot of cake, i tell ya

ammy
07-25-2008, 01:19 AM
so what's up.
cakes are done. i have wine.
i like wine.
baby went to sleep at a reasonable hour (!?) and it is good.

murgle
07-25-2008, 01:19 AM
Hey ammy- I've got a question.

You make your own fondant, right?

Does yours ever firm up? because mine never seems to. I make it, I knead it, I use it... but even if the cake sits out over night, the fondant is still really soft (which can suck if it's on an odd shape). Maybe I knead mine too much. Ugh.

ammy
07-25-2008, 01:20 AM
you have aim or gmail? chat me and we won't bore people. ammification or ammylea - aim and gmail respectively..

ohnoitsbonnie
07-25-2008, 01:22 AM
Can I see a picture of the cake?

Thaniel Buckner
07-25-2008, 01:22 AM
this is actually a conversation i'd like to read.

kelsome
07-25-2008, 01:25 AM
Just came back from the midnight showing of The X-files movie.

Ugh.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-25-2008, 01:27 AM
hey kelsome you wanna cyber?

kelsome
07-25-2008, 01:28 AM
Not really but thanks for asking

murgle
07-25-2008, 01:28 AM
chat me and we won't bore people.

aw c'mon. They all want to hear about the cake craziness. Haha.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-25-2008, 01:30 AM
Not really but thanks for asking

I'm disappointed by your response but I appreciate your courteous refusal.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-25-2008, 01:30 AM
I mean no need to bring pepper spray into it right?

ammy
07-25-2008, 01:33 AM
some how i doubt you guys care that much.

my cakes are just that, cakes right now... i'll post the "CAKE" later tomorrow or saturday when it's not just a whole bunch of cooked cakes...

kelsome
07-25-2008, 02:06 AM
I mean no need to bring pepper spray into it right?

I find courtesy to be the best defense when approached by a sexual predator.

pale blue eyes
07-25-2008, 06:26 AM
Just came back from the midnight showing of The X-files movie.

Ugh.

:/

The couple reviews I have read so far have been good.

Shapan
07-25-2008, 06:36 AM
its got a 29% rating so far on rotten tomatoes out of 56 reviews

:/

pale blue eyes
07-25-2008, 06:40 AM
We'll see I guess. I'm seeing it Sunday regardless of how terrible it is reviewed.

kelsome
07-25-2008, 07:09 AM
Well if you liked the show, you'll probably enjoy it to some degree or another. It had a few moments. I was happy to at least see the characters again. My only expectation was for it to be good for a thrill or two, like watching one of the stand-alones of the TV show. I don't know...I guess I expected the main 'case' to be something other than what it was. The writing and the dynamics between Mulder and Scully were weak to me. Pretty forgettable film in the end.

spring
07-25-2008, 08:35 AM
man, oca :(


i don't think i'll even understand how someone goes back to having sex with an ex (without getting back together, or whatever). i've never even gone back to kiss someone after breaking up with them. how weird am i...

ChristHimself!
07-25-2008, 08:40 AM
i've just booked for amsterdam with my brother after a few weeks of him being very indecisive

that means 18th-23rd august ill be back in glasgow with daily visits to edinburgh for the festival (im going to see back to the future: the pantomime, a few plays, possibly jimmy carr and henry rollins and some random standup) and then 23rd-27th in amsterdam. woot.

pale blue eyes
07-25-2008, 08:43 AM
I'm in a good mood right now. Already went for my run, showered, and had a nice breakfast. In about twenty minutes I am going to attempt to get Bob Dylan tickets. I haven't seen him in four years and he's playing a small, GA-only venue in Philly. If my luck is what is usually is, I'll try for an hour to get tickets and fail miserably putting me into a shitty mood for the rest of the day.

D.
07-25-2008, 08:43 AM
ALBUQUERQUE IN LIKE 3 DAYS
:smoke: :love: :D :rockon: :apopcorn: :crazy: :cheers: :rock_on: :bananamac:sexors::hitit::banoonoo: :mrpimp: :2thumbsup:loaded::O:jump::chili::jimmy::billy:

spring
07-25-2008, 08:49 AM
good luck, Erin

i haven't seen Dylan since '98 :(

pale blue eyes
07-25-2008, 08:51 AM
Thanks, spring. I just found out he was coming here today when I saw his name in the upcoming shows section while trying to find the review for the new X-Files movie in the paper. He's coming in like two weeks! At least I won't have that much time to get hyped up before being sorely disappointed. Here's to hoping though.

noyen
07-25-2008, 08:57 AM
*_*

pale blue eyes
07-25-2008, 09:06 AM
Guess who is going to be seeing Bob Dylan in two weeks!

:rockon:

waltermcphilp
07-25-2008, 09:07 AM
people tell me i do a pretty good impression of bob dylan.

noyen
07-25-2008, 09:07 AM
kathy lee gifford!

spring
07-25-2008, 09:15 AM
:rockon:

awesome

Ol' Couch Ass
07-25-2008, 11:48 AM
man, oca :(


i don't think i'll even understand how someone goes back to having sex with an ex (without getting back together, or whatever). i've never even gone back to kiss someone after breaking up with them. how weird am i...

Yeah strange days for sure :/

MrPantyFAce
07-25-2008, 05:23 PM
chat chat partylove

D.
07-25-2008, 06:13 PM
seeing x-files 2 tonite with a friend, then partying with ALL my friends afterwards

rocking out with my cock out

MrPantyFAce
07-25-2008, 06:16 PM
theres a bit of anxiety for me watching xf2 as i am worried that scully wont be hot anymore.

i still love her though

MrPantyFAce
07-25-2008, 06:18 PM
i am supposed to watch wall-e tomorrow

maoi
07-25-2008, 06:21 PM
wall-e is the best

vanilla
07-25-2008, 06:28 PM
i thought wall-e was boring. but it was cute.

D.
07-25-2008, 06:43 PM
theres a bit of anxiety for me watching xf2 as i am worried that scully wont be hot anymore.

i still love her though
judging by recent pictures, she still has it.

Tonrey
07-25-2008, 09:22 PM
i thought wall-e was boring. but it was cute.

wall-e was made so people would go awww and spend money

noyen
07-25-2008, 09:23 PM
i wanna see wall-e

vanilla
07-25-2008, 09:34 PM
dude, i might be going to lollapalooza now.

pale blue eyes
07-25-2008, 10:01 PM
Awesome, what changed? Somebody have an extra ticket or something?

vanilla
07-25-2008, 10:12 PM
no. dustin just started talking about wanting to go. and i'm up for it. we still aren't 100% going. but i really want to now. i need a vacation.

Thaniel Buckner
07-27-2008, 08:52 AM
i'm baffled that he continues to post here. seriously.

he's a thirdrate ******. pfft, not even.
is this a dig at me

mxzombie
07-27-2008, 08:54 AM
sup bons,

Thaniel Buckner
07-27-2008, 08:58 AM
chilling with the windows open. i'm thinking i should inventory my shit. and then post it on cl.

Thaniel Buckner
07-27-2008, 08:59 AM
sup witchoo

Ol' Couch Ass
07-27-2008, 02:18 PM
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Sweet

Mo
07-27-2008, 02:22 PM
I should really finish watching the first season of Dexter soon...

Anyway, I'm incredibly hungry.

pale blue eyes
07-27-2008, 02:38 PM
The second season is even better.

I just got back from the new X-Files movie and am a little depressed.

spring
07-27-2008, 06:40 PM
some asshole yelled at me through his open window. i believe his exact words were 'what, bitch?' after i was looking pissed off that he was blocking half the intersection trying to do an illegal left turn. i am still a little pissed off.

PeppermintHippo
07-27-2008, 06:43 PM
fuck that guy, spring!

Eulogy
07-27-2008, 11:48 PM
hey everyone

i'm back. what'd i miss.

samuel redman
07-27-2008, 11:51 PM
:netphoria

ammy
07-27-2008, 11:52 PM
I'm watching The Incredibles.

and Fizz keeps trying to lick my stitches. yuck.

murgle
07-28-2008, 01:16 AM
I need to put the laundry in the dryer and then go to sleep. Ugh.

I'm Hardcore
07-28-2008, 01:22 AM
indoor soccer, sleep

i've only just come to the realisation that my life sucks

wHATcOLOR
07-28-2008, 01:33 AM
woah, when's 3rd season of dexter start?

Elvis The Fat Years
07-28-2008, 02:06 AM
Sept 28

wHATcOLOR
07-28-2008, 03:35 PM
woah cool :rockon:

Mo
07-28-2008, 05:00 PM
Anyone here following Boston Legal?
I loved the first three seasons, but never got around watching the 4th one. Is it any good?

waltermcphilp
07-28-2008, 05:06 PM
so how 'bout that SP board, eh?

Ol' Couch Ass
07-28-2008, 05:08 PM
BRING THE LIGHT MOFO!

Future Boy
07-28-2008, 05:09 PM
so how 'bout that SP board, eh?

no sp in gen chat


This thread needs some pruning.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-28-2008, 05:12 PM
This thread is like a big bushy pussy that could use a trim. I mean granted if you can get past all the sweaty, matted hair it's all good but for the love of god everytime I try to sink my teeth into it I come up with at least three or four pubes hanging out of my mouth. JESUS FUCK.

wHATcOLOR
07-28-2008, 05:15 PM
post/av /\

Ol' Couch Ass
07-28-2008, 05:16 PM
Damn I didn't even realize it when I posted that shit.

In other, awesomer news I just bought tickets to see Mindless Self Indulgence at the Orange Peel (Asheville) on 08/27. BOOYAH

pale blue eyes
07-28-2008, 06:02 PM
I think I ate my dinner too fast. I feel like I might throw up.

cork_soaker
07-28-2008, 08:11 PM
i buried a chicken this evening. initially the hole wasn't deep enough and its scaly chicken feets were sticking out of the dirt