View Full Version : you guys are probably nice shy people IRL


bardy
07-09-2008, 12:08 PM
and get walked over (emotionally) and come on netphoria to unleash the rage

maybe you should start exercising or practicing BDSM

hnibos
07-09-2008, 12:09 PM
does that go for you to?

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 12:10 PM
if anyone wants them, i've got photos of sppunk swimming in a gimp suit

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 12:10 PM
they're a little blurry though, that creep is fuckin quick

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 12:11 PM
I'll take 'em...


but only if they're watermarked so I know they're the real thing.

noyen
07-09-2008, 12:11 PM
some of us are a step ahead of you and are practicing BDSM already, you judgmental bitch.

you also sound like dean r koontz in this post.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 12:11 PM
the official SPPunk watermark that is.

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:11 PM
I want photos of sppunk

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:12 PM
noyen is still taking out his mirrar-anger on us

hnibos
07-09-2008, 12:12 PM
it isnt groundbreaking to think that people on a messageboard may be shy in real life

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 12:12 PM
I'll take 'em...


but only if they're watermarked so I know they're the real thing.
stop posting

hnibos
07-09-2008, 12:13 PM
dean is GROUNDBREAKING

noyen
07-09-2008, 12:14 PM
noyen is still taking out his mirrar-anger on us

really?

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:14 PM
I wasnt trying to be groundbreaking I was just noticing a lot of hostility today... especially in eulogy's thread.

why dont we all talk about our problems here..... what's bothering you, netphoria?

hnibos
07-09-2008, 12:16 PM
school is really bothering me but im not hostile here.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 12:16 PM
Something sure seems to have crawled up LDS's ass.

ella
07-09-2008, 12:16 PM
I think you shy people need to learn how to give those people the "stare," it would change your life.

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:17 PM
he broke up with his lady-friend, man

celluloid_love
07-09-2008, 12:17 PM
hey i heard a crazy rumour about mirrar

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 12:18 PM
he broke up with his lady-friend, man

So did I but I'm not going to take it out on Netphoria.

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:19 PM
are you a cutter

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 12:20 PM
he broke up with his lady-friend, man
actually old couch ass just sucks. if you pore over the archives you'll see that we've been trying to get through to him for years

on another note, fuck you

Andy /
07-09-2008, 12:21 PM
I was just noticing a lot of hostility today... especially in eulogy's thread.

seriously? is this for real?

hnibos
07-09-2008, 12:21 PM
16000 posts of internet memes and insults

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 12:22 PM
So did I but I'm not going to take it out on Netphoria.
god you armchair retards are painful. you sucking at the internet has nothing to do with my personal life, but that doesn't mean i shouldn't try to save the world from your awfulness

celluloid_love
07-09-2008, 12:23 PM
actually old couch ass just sucks. if you pore over the archives you'll see that we've been trying to get through to him for years

on another note, fuck you

hasn't that guy been here like a year max

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:23 PM
seriously? is this for real?

I dont know what you're implying here? Are you saying that you were being nice to him or that netphoria is always that hostile?

murgle
07-09-2008, 12:23 PM
my fucking air conditioning is out and i've yelled at just about every person i can yell at and it still doesn't work.

i want to go sit on the counter in the bathroom and make snide remarks to the repair man. "oh, looks like it wasn't the thermostat, after all?" "oh, I thought you said that it was normal for the unit to leak 1 gallon of water per week?" "yeah, do you like the rust stains? they're clearly from the air conditioning unit when you guys didn't come out to fix it 2 months ago."

but that would be unproductive, and I already said all of these things, just not in that condescending/sitting over your shoulder watching you fuck things up way.

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:24 PM
LDS must have just come off of a week long binger

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 12:24 PM
hasn't that guy been here like a year max

he used to be called the juerto

hnibos
07-09-2008, 12:24 PM
my fucking air conditioning is out and i've yelled at just about every person i can yell at and it still doesn't work.

i want to go sit on the counter in the bathroom and make snide remarks to the repair man. "oh, looks like it wasn't the thermostat, after all?" "oh, I thought you said that it was normal for the unit to leak 1 gallon of water per week?" "yeah, do you like the rust stains? they're clearly from the air conditioning unit when you guys didn't come out to fix it 2 months ago."

but that would be unproductive, and I already said all of these things, just not in that condescending/sitting over your shoulder watching you fuck things up way.

what a bitch.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 12:26 PM
What a grouchy, sleepy demon that guy is. Oh wait, check that.

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 12:26 PM
LDS must have just come off of a week long binger
don't ever contact me again

celluloid_love
07-09-2008, 12:27 PM
he used to be called the juerto

what made him think a username based on the fact that he got a tattoo on his ass would make him any less forgettable

hnibos
07-09-2008, 12:27 PM
no i was talking about murgle, what a bitchy barista she is.

Andy /
07-09-2008, 12:27 PM
I dont know what you're implying here? Are you saying that you were being nice to him or that netphoria is always that hostile?

read the thread again. start with the first post. maybe it will come together for you then.

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:28 PM
any new tunes on your myspace?

celluloid_love
07-09-2008, 12:28 PM
who the hell is hnibos

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:29 PM
read the thread again. start with the first post. maybe it will come together for you then.

I am not here to read threads I am here to start commotions

murgle
07-09-2008, 12:30 PM
no i was talking about murgle, what a bitchy barista she is.

wah wah wah

sppunk
07-09-2008, 12:31 PM
There are a few dumb fucks in this thread.

AndySlash, LDS and noyen are not among them.

hnibos
07-09-2008, 12:31 PM
i just took a shit and have no toilet paper

wah wah wah

mxzombie
07-09-2008, 12:33 PM
you are right

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:33 PM
sppunk is dumb AND blind

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:34 PM
I guess he could be deaf too but I dont know how to measure that over the internet

sppunk
07-09-2008, 12:34 PM
I also lack pigment, remember that critical fact.

bardy
07-09-2008, 12:35 PM
thats too easy

mxzombie
07-09-2008, 12:36 PM
aha! you ADMIT it!!

sppunk
07-09-2008, 12:36 PM
mxzombie and bardy are excluded from my earlier post as well.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 12:36 PM
Don't get too worked up SPPunk. If you type too vigorously you may ash your fine Cuban cigar all over your top dollar computer or spill your fine, single malt Scotch all over the table. Shit, even the monocle could be a hazard if you get too worked up.

sppunk
07-09-2008, 12:38 PM
Hey I know let's all tattoo furniture on our ass!

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 12:39 PM
Smashing idea ol' chap!

Thaniel Buckner
07-09-2008, 12:42 PM
who the hell is hnibos
genuine new guy.

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 12:43 PM
Don't get too worked up SPPunk. If you type too vigorously you may ash your fine Cuban cigar all over your top dollar computer or spill your fine, single malt Scotch all over the table. Shit, even the monocle could be a hazard if you get too worked up.
see this is the perfect example of a crap old couch ass post. too much description, zero inspiration. ha ha ha! look what mr moneybags does! adjectives for africa!! hilarious!!!!

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 12:45 PM
Muse anyone?

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 12:45 PM
I like pizza

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 12:46 PM
Gonna get me some pizza

celluloid_love
07-09-2008, 12:47 PM
wrong thread shiteater

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 12:58 PM
Muse anyone?
see, your problem is that you buy into your own bullshit so thoroughly that you're blind to the overwhelming richness of life, just because most of it doesn't mesh with your narrow, self-serving view of the world. it's unbearably sad to witness

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 01:03 PM
That is exactly it.

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 01:04 PM
... because nothing says richness of life like bland and tired internet memes.

Thaniel Buckner
07-09-2008, 01:06 PM
this isn't about luke de spa.

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 01:08 PM
... because nothing says richness of life like bland and tired internet memes.
the moment you stop measuring everybody by your own yardstick is the moment you'll understand, little one

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 01:10 PM
I think your memes are pretty boring measured by any yardstick Luke. You're quickly de-evolving into a caricature.

neopryn
07-09-2008, 01:11 PM
i'm really shy

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 01:12 PM
I think your memes are pretty boring measured by any yardstick Luke. You're quickly de-evolving into a caricature.
of course that's what you think. you don't know how to think anything else

Rockin' Cherub
07-09-2008, 01:12 PM
and get walked over (emotionally) and come on netphoria to unleash the rage

did you figure this out on your own

Ol' Couch Ass
07-09-2008, 01:19 PM
You must have been a whiz at high school debate, Luke. The point remains that you can walk ten feet from where you're standing but the sun is still going to be the sun and your boarding is still going to be more and more tired.

Thaniel Buckner
07-09-2008, 01:20 PM
i don't think it's so much a boarding critique as it is a character judgment.

based on your boarding technique.

hnibos
07-09-2008, 01:20 PM
oca, i think lds is trolling now.

thats just what i think i dont know that im capable of thinking anything else.

Rockin' Cherub
07-09-2008, 01:22 PM
let's all help oca understand the complex workings of luke de spas protean mind

celluloid_love
07-09-2008, 01:24 PM
You must have been a whiz at high school debate, Luke. The point remains that you can walk ten feet from where you're standing but the sun is still going to be the sun and your boarding is still going to be more and more tired.

i can't read these posts

Luke de Spa
07-09-2008, 01:28 PM
You must have been a whiz at high school debate, Luke. The point remains that you can walk ten feet from where you're standing but the sun is still going to be the sun and your boarding is still going to be more and more tired.
see, here's the problem. you can't imagine a yardstick radically different to your own, so you assume that all yardsticks must be pretty similar to yours. you don't have the ability to form as good a model of those similar yardsticks as you have of your own, so you write them off as being close enough but ultimately inferior. from this it follows that the only conclusion you can reach is that there's an objective analysis to be made, and only you can make it.

which is all great and everything, only it's predicated on your lack of an imagination and so is complete bullshit

Rockin' Cherub
07-09-2008, 01:43 PM
thanks for presenting a red herring

Cool As Ice Cream
07-09-2008, 01:44 PM
where can i get one of those yardsticks? and is it a problem that i have no backyard?

Ugly
07-10-2008, 12:00 AM
I'm a schulb on both my online and real life persona. I'd like to think that it remains consistent.

Mablak
07-10-2008, 12:36 AM
I'm fairly shy, but I'm fine with it. I kind of despise outgoing people. And also people more shy than me.

fluxequalsrad
07-10-2008, 12:53 AM
I'm not so much shy as deprived of social outlets, ...therefore - Netphoria!

hnibos
07-10-2008, 01:04 AM
if you werent shy you wouldnt be deprived of social outlets, unless youre under strict house arrest or something.

duovamp
07-10-2008, 01:09 AM
:Skeptical

fluxequalsrad
07-10-2008, 01:17 AM
if you werent shy you wouldnt be deprived of social outlets, unless youre under strict house arrest or something.

I moved to a new place, duh.

hnibos
07-10-2008, 01:18 AM
so youre just gonna leave us when you find friends, fine. leave now before it hurts too much.

Eulogy
07-10-2008, 01:45 AM
i'm a nice person, really. i don't have much else going for me so i can't really afford to be an asshole.

shyness...i guess if i'm with a bunch of new people and only one person i know, i can be shy. but that problem is easily solved by my good buddy alcohol.

cork_soaker
07-10-2008, 01:48 AM
yer spos'd to say jack daniels

Eulogy
07-10-2008, 01:49 AM
dude's name was jack daniel. not that that really matters i guess. what.

and i don't discriminate, either. everyone is welcome.

mistle
07-10-2008, 03:41 AM
i'm sickeningly nice in real life

bits
07-10-2008, 03:46 AM
i'm like beast in real life

Future Boy
07-10-2008, 04:17 AM
I was told I have a lot of anger waiting to get out or something. Fuck them, what do they know.

Starla
07-10-2008, 04:34 AM
I'd never suggest BDSM as a means for releasing all this hostility and rage. someone could die.

Future Boy
07-10-2008, 04:46 AM
Ill keep that in mind, but I make no promises.

Ever
07-10-2008, 07:28 AM
I'm just a broken little nobody

alexthestampede
07-10-2008, 09:30 AM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID
(_)_)

Ever
07-10-2008, 09:32 AM
Hi Alex. Apparently you speak slowly have a texan accent and a really deep voice.

celluloid_love
07-10-2008, 09:32 AM
<marquee>C===================8</marquee>

Fattening Ass
07-10-2008, 01:13 PM
i'd rape your grandmother in real life with a metal dildo

Hillzy
07-11-2008, 05:32 AM
This new hostile version of LDS is quite fun to read.

ohnoitsbonnie
07-11-2008, 03:59 PM
You hit the nail on the head, brady

ohnoitsbonnie
07-11-2008, 03:59 PM
Also I still don't like nuclear power