http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080630/capt.c0f8f6720f344f128f6a1edad3abb5f3.moe_the_chim p_carf101.jpg

Over the Davises' protests, Moe was taken to an animal sanctuary. But in 2005, when they took a cake to celebrate Moe's birthday with him, the couple was viciously attacked by two other chimpanzees who had escaped their cages.

The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary owner shot the animals to death.

"He meant the world to us," said St. James Davis. "He was the best man at my wedding."

:rofl:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080701/ap_on_re_us/chimp_escape

The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary owner shot the animals to death.


must have been quite the scene. Getting my balls bitten off by two chimps isn't listed really high on my to do list.

who calls their child "St." Anything?

D:

Yeah I remember that story. Apparently the other chimps were in a jealous fit over all the attention Moe was getting.