i was in chapel hill last night with nothing to do so we went to this microbrewery/college hangout and had a couple of this extra stout ale. it was delicious going down but holy fuck it tore up my insides. i probably should have eaten something. and then i got on a plane back home this morning remembering that i've held in farts for much longer than an hour and a half.

i thought i was going to explode and shit would go everywhere like that scene in the meaning of life.

Why not just go to the bathroom?

i had the window seat.

god, i know how that is. the window seat can be nice as long as your insides are cleaned out before boarding the plane.. mmm i could go for some free apple juice right now

window seat rules.

Too bad most window seats have equipment boxes that restrict leg room.

Aisle seats in economy ftw

being only 5'3 and being able to sit indian style in all airplane seats ftw

Was it the Carolina Brewery or Top of the Hill?

i thought you were my height, brades. you sure do look shorter.

if you were around strangers you'd never see again and didnt talk much to you shouldve just laid out the farts

fuck em

unless you were scared you were just gonna straight up dump in your pants

Fuck aisle seats. You get bumped by people passing and you have to get up whenever the other two people in your row need to get out. Window seats are awesome. Sit down, put on the iPod and fall asleep.

being only 5'3 and being able to sit indian style in all airplane seats ftw

I can do that too and I'm much taller

Fuck aisle seats. You get bumped by people passing and you have to get up whenever the other two people in your row need to get out. Window seats are awesome. Sit down, put on the iPod and fall asleep.

^truth

but in airplanes the tiny amount of space between your seat and the one in front of you is so cruel. if you're a tall guy it's impossible to be comfortable no matter what you do. i can't even really lean my head back on the seat

i'd imagine sitting indian style in an airplane seat to be too uncomfortable unless ur like a tiny baby cause it hink your butt bone would start to get sore.

if you were around strangers you'd never see again and didnt talk much to you shouldve just laid out the farts

fuck em



If memory serves me well I've done this before. Air travel is a cruel, unfortunate world.

Fuck aisle seats. You get bumped by people passing and you have to get up whenever the other two people in your row need to get out. Window seats are awesome. Sit down, put on the iPod and fall asleep.

Seriously (except for the sleeping part; I can't sleep in public). Aisle seats are just open invitation to get your elbow repeatedly taken out by people's way too big carry -on items.

Super huge carry-on items are another pet peeve of mine. Check that shit! You don't need a bag that big on the plane. You just fucking don't.

the reason window seats rule is because you can turn away from people

and rest ur head on the ledge or whatever

all about the window

it's unanimous!

i was letting farts the whole time i was on the plane to panama on friday. but i didn't even smell them. hopefully somebody else did, or that would have been a waste

I can do that too and I'm much taller

um congratulations

i always go for an isle seat, nahmsayin'

Was it the Carolina Brewery or Top of the Hill?

top of the hill.