My right arms (right over my elbow) hurts like fucking hell if I don't bend it.
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.

Any ideas?

And no, I didn't masturbate too much.

everyone here's a doctor.

Shit.

Stupid question yeah... but how does it hurt? Is it along the tendons/ligaments in the elbow? Shooting pain? Soreness that is so bad is has turned into pain? Hurt more when you poke at it?

dilute 15-20 tablespoons of cyanide in 2 litres of rocket fuel. mix 50-50 with energy drinks, leave in fridge until cold and then drink all in one go. should clear right up.

As soon as I bend it, it hurts.
As soon as I twist it, it hurts.
As soon as I try to stretch it, it hurts.

I don't know, it's a kind of 'slow' pain which quickly starts to sting like mad if I don't move my arm into another position.
Fuck, I'll have no other choice than to go to the hospital after work. Yay.

did you lift something heavy or do any sort of strenuous exercise (other than masturbation) prior to the pain?

Just bend......=P

sounds like AIDS. Have had sex with a male in Africa between 1983 and 1997?

My right arms (right over my elbow) hurts like fucking hell if I don't bend it.
Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.

Any ideas?

Keep it bent. Take some Motrin.

Keep it bent.

that's what got him in trouble in the first place.

I think I just pinched a nerve - the pain is getting worse, and my fingers are starting to feel numb. Thanks, though.

Ya know, just drink some water and walk it off.

that's what got him in trouble in the first place.

Hey, I'm the doctor here, I think I know what I'm talking about.

eat some shrimp lo mein

I think I just pinched a nerve - the pain is getting worse, and my fingers are starting to feel numb. Thanks, though.

no problem

take a motrin/advil whatever and get in the shower or bath.

lay down and prepare to meet your maker

i am not a doctor, and that is why you should trust me: ignore it. the body is an amazing thing in that it can 'repair' or 'heal' itself in ways unseen by man.
let mother nature/father time/uncle sam/the spirit of st. louis take its course. works every time.

maybe you were bit by a wiiiiiiiiiiiiiild and craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy spider!!!

I've not seen a spider once since I moved into my new apartment almost a year ago.

are you sure you haven't been to Africa?

Yes.
My girlfriend's mom just told me that it's most likely bursitis. Whew, fun.

the wild and crazy spider could have attacked during your sleep

Good point. I'm gonna search my room tonight.

ok but just remember that it could be very good at hiding, or it may even have left the premises. good luck!

Thanks.

it may be invisible, like if it's a ghost. it may be ultramicroscopic. it could be packing heat.

edit: i'm sorry wHATcOLOR, this was shameless piggybacking.

good points Ted. this is shaping up to be quite an adventure

What happened to your Ted of the Month polls, Jesse?

May I call you Yishai?

i don't really remember! i'm not as bad as bill corgan of smash pump when it comes to starting an idea and letting it die on the vine, but it does happen from time to time.

i suppose Yishai would be fine, it seems like a cool name. i don't really understand where the name comes from and i might not realize you're referring to met at first, but let's give it a go and see how it works out