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Eulogy
04-28-2008, 01:46 PM
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THAT THESE WERE THE NAMES OF ROGER CLEMENS'S SONS BEFORE THIS?

holy shit what a douchebag.

Eulogy
04-28-2008, 01:47 PM
oh and

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3371824

The allegations, according to the Daily News, claim Clemens was 28 when he first had contact with McCready. She was 15 when he noticed her at a Fort Myers, Fla., bar while out with his Red Sox teammates, according to the Daily News.

yo soy el mejor
04-28-2008, 01:48 PM
who is roger clemens?

Mo
04-28-2008, 01:48 PM
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cocksure
04-28-2008, 02:55 PM
those names remind me of "disney's gummi bears"

cocksure
04-28-2008, 02:56 PM
<img src="http://img.verycd.com/posts/0606/post-200551-1149755411.jpg">

Andy /
04-28-2008, 03:04 PM
<img src=http://ww3.startribune.com/blogs/randball/files/2008/04/clemens.jpg>

ravenguy2000
04-28-2008, 03:09 PM
His children's names make me smile - I hope this kind of homespun, middle-America whimsy spreads to all part of our great nation.

Caine Walker
04-28-2008, 03:15 PM
>_<

???
04-28-2008, 03:35 PM
BABY KILLER FREED

jenniferkate
04-28-2008, 04:28 PM
oh and

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3371824

The allegations, according to the Daily News, claim Clemens was 28 when he first had contact with McCready. She was 15 when he noticed her at a Fort Myers, Fla., bar while out with his Red Sox teammates, according to the Daily News.

that is some olllld scuttlebutt

Sarcastic Smile
04-28-2008, 04:58 PM
is she hot?

Ol' Couch Ass
04-28-2008, 05:11 PM
oh and

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3371824

The allegations, according to the Daily News, claim Clemens was 28 when he first had contact with McCready. She was 15 when he noticed her at a Fort Myers, Fla., bar while out with his Red Sox teammates, according to the Daily News.

Stay classy, Rog. Oh wait I guess his attorney says they've never had a sexual relationship so false call everyone.

KnowingSheWould
04-28-2008, 05:12 PM
http://www.debbieclemens.com/images/dc_pink1.jpg

www.debbieclemens.com wtf lol

Sarcastic Smile
04-28-2008, 05:22 PM
http://www.debbieclemens.com/images/si_full.jpg
:confused:

Toast
04-28-2008, 05:55 PM
what a redneck

D.
04-28-2008, 05:59 PM
white people-ass names

Sarcastic Smile
04-28-2008, 06:03 PM
ok dave

D.
04-28-2008, 06:05 PM
lol

Debaser
04-28-2008, 06:09 PM
white people-ass names

cuz a white person is the first thing i think of when i hear the name "koby" (kobe)

Sarcastic Smile
04-28-2008, 06:10 PM
i actually think of beef when i hear kobe

Debaser
04-28-2008, 06:14 PM
i wonder if anybody here didn't realize there's a very specific reason why all of his kids names start with the same particular letter...

maoi
04-28-2008, 06:14 PM
cuz a white person is the first thing i think of when i hear the name "koby" (kobe)

coby is a big time whitey name. i seen a lot before i even heard of kobe bryant

maoi
04-28-2008, 06:15 PM
i wonder if anybody here didn't realize there's a very specific reason why all of his kids names start with the same particular letter...

i caught onto it. really lame.

Nimrod's Son
04-28-2008, 06:17 PM
i wonder if anybody here didn't realize there's a very specific reason why all of his kids names start with the same particular letter...
It's because K in baseball is a strikeout and he was a strikeout pitcher.

Nimrod's Son
04-28-2008, 06:17 PM
cuz a white person is the first thing i think of when i hear the name "koby" (kobe)

Bryant's parents chose the name because they saw kobe beef on a menu and liked the name, but they didn't know it was pronounced "koh-BAY"

Debaser
04-28-2008, 06:18 PM
Who is worse in naming their sons: Clemens or George Foreman?

Debaser
04-28-2008, 06:19 PM
It's because K in baseball is a strikeout and he was a strikeout pitcher.

circle gets the square

Debaser
04-28-2008, 06:20 PM
im not ashamed to admit that it took me a few moments to realize that. i'm not much of a baseball fan.

Debaser
04-28-2008, 06:23 PM
Bryant's parents chose the name because they saw kobe beef on a menu and liked the name, but they didn't know it was pronounced "koh-BAY"

haha. oh man. black people.

Ol' Couch Ass
04-28-2008, 06:27 PM
http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/23/mccready.jpg

I'm not one to gossip but it looks like Roger didn't just knock the boots with this girl when she was 15 but has also been beating her since. Please alert the media.

Debaser
04-28-2008, 06:29 PM
she must have been crowding the plate

Sarcastic Smile
04-28-2008, 06:31 PM
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