"Let us praise the lord for this union of two people. Now, before we begin, let us bow our heads and remember all the bad shit you've done."

I hate the Catholic Church.

Also, it's amazing how a Catholic priest can make an hour seem to stretch on FOREVER.

and you can do whatever with that priest comment. I feel almost as if I was molested.

did you want to fuck any of the bridesmaids?

did you get all boozed up

did they play wooly bully?

did you dance funny when they played 'walk like an egyptian'

no it was a cash bar and yeah there were a couple cute bridesmaids. I was jealous of the super ill suits the groomsmen were in.

It was a hell of a Mexican wedding, fajitas and a mariachi band.

did you dance funny when they played 'walk like an egyptian'

no but i did dance funny to salsa music

the last catholic wedding had little priest rambling and was done pretty well. im not a big fan of catholicism or anything but i like those wedding ceremonies when it's not excessively wordy. the couple did their own vows and everything.

What you didn't know is that with the powers of God invested in him, he really did make the hour stretch out.

was it hard not eating for a whole hour?

the last catholic wedding had little priest rambling and was done pretty well. im not a big fan of catholicism or anything but i like those wedding ceremonies when it's not excessively wordy. the couple did their own vows and everything.

this was the whole sit down stand up kneel stand sit kneel stand communion bullcrap with boring music.

was it hard not eating for a whole hour?

It was. I was sooooooooooooooooooooooooo hungreeeeeeeeeeeee.

the trick is to skip the wedding and go to the reception.

the music is awful

the trick is to skip the wedding and go to the reception.

Hard to when it's your BOY up there.

sounds like you ha a good time! is that fair to say?

my mom had a catholic wedding, it was a piece of shit. the priest fed them some BS about how they were really marrying god.

no but i did dance funny to salsa music

Were glowsticks involved?

sounds like you ha a good time! is that fair to say?

Eh, it's weird to be a friend of the groom at a wedding. You're kind of on an island of people you see almost every day in the midst of a massive extended family, especially when you're talking about Mexican Catholics.

"Let us praise the lord for this union of two people. Now, before we begin, let us bow our heads and remember all the bad shit you've done."

I hate the Catholic Church.

Also, it's amazing how a Catholic priest can make an hour seem to stretch on FOREVER.

i don't think any of this is specifically catholic

Hard to when it's your BOY up there.

If he wanted to assure your attendance, your BOY should have made you a groomsman and got you one of those ill suits.

What a douchebag thing to say.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/jrt123/rhinowedding.jpg

i was tempted to put the wrigley field sign on the back wall but eh.

haha

hahahaha

very nice.

i don't think any of this is specifically catholic

well i've been to three proddy/non denominational weddings and an effete liberal wedding (best one so far), and none of those ever started off with a moment of silence "to remember all your sins."

the last wedding i attended was at a reformed church and i think it inkluded everything you mentioned

So what?

One wedding? Is that all you got?

the others i remember were mostly secular weddings without any of that crap

Well I've sat through four religious ceremonies and the only one that wanted you to think about your sins was this one.

If anything this "reformed" church you went to was pretty Catholic, did they take communion or do the eucharist (whatever the fuck that is)?

well i've been to three proddy/non denominational weddings and an effete liberal wedding (best one so far), and none of those ever started off with a moment of silence "to remember all your sins."

well catholic weddings ******* a mass. and that's a part of the catholic mass. so at least it's not a special thing they toss in specifically for a wedding.

reformed church means related to calvinism. i know what a catholic church is, that one wasn't.

Well then that's just weird.

Calvinism is even worse, "Only a certain number of people, no matter how good they are are getting into heaven so you better be good." Fear tactics, nice.

well catholic weddings ******* a mass. and that's a part of the catholic mass. so at least it's not a special thing they toss in specifically for a wedding.

Mass sucks.

Well then that's just weird.

Calvinism is even worse, "Only a certain number of people, no matter how good they are are getting into heaven so you better be good." Fear tactics, nice.

you are obviously a religious scholar

well catholic weddings ******* a mass. and that's a part of the catholic mass. so at least it's not a special thing they toss in specifically for a wedding.

They don't have to. They only ******* a mass if the couple requests it.

They don't have to. They only ******* a mass if the couple requests it.

why do they all seem to request them then

gross

haha

my mums side of the family are all catholics, some are irish, all of them popped out kids like rats. i've been to so many catholic weddings its not even a deal anymore, i just put my headphones in and copy people. and always burp after the body of christ.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/09707a.htm

i took communion once and I'm not catholic. it helped me get through to dinner time

i took communion once and I'm not catholic. it helped me get through to dinner time

don't you have some catholic in you?

would you like some

aw sick

headcase

aw sick


seriously!

They don't have to. They only ******* a mass if the couple requests it.

true but I imagine the priests kind of pressure them into having mass

Heh. Kind of.

seriously!

you made a mistake there, you meant to quote my post

I've never been to a catholic wedding, thankfully. One of the best I've been to was a lesbian 'wedding' next to a lake where people were wearing fuzzy pants and horns (or wings and crowns of flowers) and we all sat on blankets on the ground. Definitely no mass or "remembering of sins" there.

So my friends said today that the ceremony was boring them as badly as it was me. The bride said, "You know all that crap about the candle I was like, yeah we get it it symbolizes our love..." and the groom, "Everything took ten minutes and the songs just went on too long..."

That was amusing. Catholics.

nobody likes boring traditions but they just have to be done otherwise they wouldn't be traditions or something

catch my drift

you made a mistake there, you meant to quote my post

you've had walk in cooler sex. lol