"You look a lot like [insert celebrity here]."

jesus

*chews gum loudly with mouth open* so whatchya doin huh?

'Looks like it's gonna rain'

"You look a lot like [insert celebrity here]."

i don't get this because it would inevitably sound like an insult

"You look a lot like [insert celebrity here]."
if she's cute, go with it.

"wow strong arms"

"Big whoop, wanna fight about it?"

i bet they told ****** he looked like howard stern

i bet they told ****** he looked like howard stern
95 percent of the time it's jesus. other than that it's some other long haired celebrity. howard not excluded.

nice av there, duder.

Oh yeah at least it's not Drew Carey, Peter Jackson, Michael Moore, or whichever fat celebrity is the current flavor of the month.

I don't know man... in the end I think I'd rather have people telling me I look like Drew Carey than Howard Stern :erm:

oh wow, you're tall!


how about i say oh wow you're short/fat/abnormal

How's the weather up there beanpole!!! ahaha

yup quite a few knee-slappers

I've gotten compared to Jamie Kennedy.

I don't see it at all.

I've gotten compared to Jamie Kennedy.

I don't see it at all.

i guess i see the resemblance

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070507/jamie_kennedy.jpg

"How are you doing?"

That annoys the shit out of me.

i don't get this because it would inevitably sound like an insult

I almost always feel insulted when somebody says I look like some other fucking asshole.

Look who's back.

I don't know man... in the end I think I'd rather have people telling me I look like Drew Carey than Howard Stern :erm:

what about peter jackson and michael moore two men who apparently can't dress themselves.

if i had as much money as they have I'd be rocking Armani and shit because fat dudes look great in expensive suits. Plus I like to think I have some fashion sense, but no money.

what about peter jackson and michael moore two men who apparently can't dress themselves.

if i had as much money as they have I'd be rocking Armani and shit because fat dudes look great in expensive suits. Plus I like to think I have some fashion sense, but no money.

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i usually just get compared to extremely famous people like freddie prinze junior.

I had to wear glasses yesterday for the first time in years. One of my coworkers told me that I "looked like Britney Spears when she's trying to look smart."

I did not punch her.

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the ol' 1-2

Talk about cell phones

Talk about cell phones

or other coworkers

Or clothing

or tattoos

Question...

Any time my neighbors try to small talk with me is annoying..

Can I ask you a question?

Anything that tells me that there is a question about to follow. I usually can pick up on the intricacies of the English language and figure out when a question is being asked.

Haha that reminds me of something I wrote in my fiction, Ike says to Jynette "Can I ask you a question?" and she replies "That statement is absurd, just ask the question."

I stopped doing the "You already did" comeback because it was starting to annoy me.

oh wow, you're tall!


how about i say oh wow you're short/fat/abnormal
"you must be really good at basketball! *chuckle*"

"... no actually I suck at basketball, you cunt."

When you're in the middle of doing something at work and someone comes up and says, "Hey are you busy right now?"

oh wow, you're tall!


how about i say oh wow you're short/fat/abnormal

:( i'm abnormal

"Do you care about the rain forest?"

"Have you ever heard about the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day Saints?"

because fat dudes look great in expensive suits.

http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/11/65/0000041165_20070705173433.jpg

:banging::banging:

"you must be really good at basketball! *chuckle*"


this


i actually didnt get tall till i quit basketball tho

a few months ago i told this girl who worked at caribou coffee that i thought she looked like Luna Lovegood. she didn't know who i was talking about.

hmmm.

"is that a good book?"

fuck you!

i've never had someone try and start a conversation with me using their ass, thankfully.

"big gulps, huh?"

^ i did this once to this fat chick drinking a big gulp at the beach. she was listening to Melanie's "i got a brand new pair of rollerskates" in her car next to ours.

she rolled the window up.