me, i get none at all. i am constantly mocked and ridiculed. some have even suggessted that i am crazy while others think i take stupid pills in the morning.

i saved some face today when i was bumbling through the wilderness i came across a porcupine in a tree. having never seen one before i was captivated by its prescence. trying to figure out what it was thinking. lovin it. than a french coworker said that they are slow and easy to kill and started hitting it with a large stick. to me this was more ugly than the burtuzzi hit on steve moore. so i began to curse at him and throw snowballs at his head...he then charged me and i whipped his ass to the ground and put him in a headlock... i only whish i made him say 'i love porcupine, they are better mammals than me'....he than wanted to fight me but i refused as i didnt want to get fired. weve been arguing the past couple days

everyone here says i did the right thing. even an enemy i made in a former roomate who hasnt spoke to me since an incident occured that led him to believe i pissed in his shoes and in his coffee maker says he would have done the same.

for watever reason i thought porcupines were protected animals and began to wonder if they were possibly even endangered in this region. i certainly tought that you wernt allowed to hit them. upon looking online it seems these rodents are regarded as pests and eat wood and lumber. theres an open season on them and you are free to shoot them at will

fuck i cant wait for this job to be over

what a piece of shit. senseless killing of animals usually leads to serial killing you know.

"having never seen one before i was captivated by its prescence. trying to figure out what it was thinking"

not much probably

probably thinking "why this guy smell of cock?"

Around christmas time i was on my hands and knees in a field of frozen cow shit chipping away it to get cables out. I never would have guessed that cow shit freezes harder than ice.

what kind of cable?

me, i get none at all. i am constantly mocked and ridiculed. some have even suggessted that i am crazy while others think i take stupid pills in the morning.

i saved some face today when i was bumbling through the wilderness i came across a porcupine in a tree. having never seen one before i was captivated by its prescence. trying to figure out what it was thinking. lovin it. than a french coworker said that they are slow and easy to kill and started hitting it with a large stick. to me this was more ugly than the burtuzzi hit on steve moore. so i began to curse at him and throw snowballs at his head...he then charged me and i whipped his ass to the ground and put him in a headlock... i only whish i made him say 'i love porcupine, they are better mammals than me'....he than wanted to fight me but i refused as i didnt want to get fired. weve been arguing the past couple days

everyone here says i did the right thing. even an enemy i made in a former roomate who hasnt spoke to me since an incident occured that led him to believe i pissed in his shoes and in his coffee maker says he would have done the same.

for watever reason i thought porcupines were protected animals and began to wonder if they were possibly even endangered in this region. i certainly tought that you wernt allowed to hit them. upon looking online it seems these rodents are regarded as pests and eat wood and lumber. theres an open season on them and you are free to shoot them at will

fuck i cant wait for this job to be over


I'm not quite sure what I just read there, but what I do know is that that was the funniest thing I've read on these boards.

I'm not paid to think I'm paid to work

my bvoss is a bitch and also what ever said

there's surely some thinking involved in your work ever. i found a logical flaw in your statement there. bow before me cretin.

i moved to france after university and worked in a restaurant

the boss always mocked me behind my back about being english

of course without realising that i can speak fluent french

i called the food standards agency and told them all about the poor level of hygiene in the restaurant

good thing i had another job waiting for me in the sidewing eh fella

did you speak english to all the people in a french restaurant in france even though you can speak fluent french?

former roomate who hasnt spoke to me since an incident occured that led him to believe i pissed in his shoes and in his coffee maker says he would have done the same.

I would like to hear more about this incident, Mr. Face.

Ol' Piss Shoes

did you speak english to all the people in a french restaurant in france even though you can speak fluent french?

i got the job through a friend - i didn't even have an interview

it was nice in france because if i didn't like someone i could just pretend i didn't know french

there's surely some thinking involved in your work ever. i found a logical flaw in your statement there. bow before me cretin.;_;

Yes master

i got the job through a friend - i didn't even have an interview

it was nice in france because if i didn't like someone i could just pretend i didn't know french

nah he called you out on your bullshit, you're not as worldly as you'd like us to think you are.

uhuh

someone make "how much respect do you get at your message board" for me

where is twee twitter

outside kicking a ball around

Everyone is absolutely nice, but 'respect'... just from the people that actually work for me.

In the past, the golden age of where I work, I had the respect of most of the managers and most of the staff. Todays much the same, but with mostly a new management team I had to start from scratch. Im the golden boy at work, due to a natural tendancy to help them all out when in need and knack for being able to make them laugh.

In the past, the golden age of where I work, I had the respect of most of the managers and most of the staff. Todays much the same, but with mostly a new management team I had to start from scratch. Im the golden boy at work, due to a natural tendancy to help them all out when in need and knack for being able to make them laugh.

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everybody thinks i'm a genius because on the first day, i fixed their stapler and pencil sharpener.

everyone here says i did the right thing. even an enemy i made in a former roomate who hasnt spoke to me since an incident occured that led him to believe i pissed in his shoes and in his coffee maker says he would have done the same.


my favourite part of the thread

there is no one at my work to give me any respect.

@_@

Probably more than I should. I have not been there that long but because of other jobs I have had I caught on to what I was doing pretty quickly. Also, I come in on time and do my job. There are not too many other people who do that. It's not that hard to impress.

100%

no respect from my manager. she ignores all of her staff. makes herself totally unavailable. from my co-workers i get enough respect. they come to me with all their questions.

16 bushels a week. 18 bushels per week during July.

no respect from my manager. she ignores all of her staff. makes herself totally unavailable. from my co-workers i get enough respect. they come to me with all their questions.

looks like you have mgmt potential!!