after he approached me at the gas pump

and he had the nerve to point i got the wrong beer and asked that i go swap it out.

what a fuckin asshole.

Twelve year olds have notoriously bad taste in beer.

he gave me the standard "i was in vietnam" spiel. bullshit. you were in diapers during vietnam. but i'll buy you beer because...whatever. you seem desperate.

what a jerkoff. once i gave some guy infront of the seven-eleven the change from my drink and he was like, "you aint even gonna buy me a HOT-DAWG?!" thats the last time i was charitable to a bum.

which 7-11

and thus your second homosexual experience ended on a sour note

i had a shitty experience with a homeless a couple a few days ago. i went to pick up an order of pizza and wings, and before i walk in there, this couple stops asking me for money to get food at mcdonalds, they were about 60 or so. i didnt really ahve that much cash on me so i said no and apologized. i walk in, get my order, and im walking out with a good bit of food and they see me again and ask me for food,

man i felt terrible

which 7-11

downtown orlando, on 50 and mills. not too far from the one on 50 and virginia, two blocks away.

bums that hassle you are weak. and i never buy fucking ass kids beer when they ask me to. fuck em. if they dont know anyone of age, fuck em.

just admit you were afraid for your safety

lol you take monopoly too seriously.

i had a shitty experience with a homeless a couple a few days ago. i went to pick up an order of pizza and wings, and before i walk in there, this couple stops asking me for money to get food at mcdonalds, they were about 60 or so. i didnt really ahve that much cash on me so i said no and apologized. i walk in, get my order, and im walking out with a good bit of food and they see me again and ask me for food,

man i felt terrible
wait you felt terrible because you didn't give in to the demands of another?

downtown orlando, on 50 and mills. not too far from the one on 50 and virginia, two blocks away.

oh i used to live like. right there.

I don't give out anything, mainly because help, food, shelter, etc is really easy to come by in this city.

There are people who stand by off ramp that is literally a block from a Episcopal church that hands out food and clothes EVERY DAY.

wait you felt terrible because you didn't give in to the demands of another?

its not as simple as that

i always feel guilty walking by people asking for stuff. i'm not sure if i should or not. i'm thinking i should at least a little. :-/

i always feel guilty walking by people asking for stuff. i'm not sure if i should or not. i'm thinking i should at least a little. :-/
I MEAN, WHAT IF ITS JESUS?

I MEAN, WHAT IF ITS JESUS?

jesus wouldn't smoke pall malls though, right?

its not as simple as that

sure it is. it's one thing to feel good if you do give. it's entirely something else to feel guilty because you're not handing out freebies to the whole fucking world.

just admit you were afraid for your safety

:rofl:

jesus wouldn't smoke pall malls though, right?

ech, i hope not.

another time, my friend was stopped by a bum asking him for 2 dollars or something. He replied, i'll trade you whatever cash is in my pockets for what's in your pockets... the bum said no and walked away. fucking jokes.


this is pretty good.. I recently found out that a bum near my house fakes a limp when he's strolling the median of the road to get cash from people, (saw him downtown walkin completely normal, smilin' havin' a great time) ..maybe I should expose him.

there's this homeless(?) dude who won a lot of money in a public sidewalk lawsuit and he still sits and begs for change.

eh, gotta go with what works.

another time, my friend was stopped by a bum asking him for 2 dollars or something. He replied, i'll trade you whatever cash is in my pockets for what's in your pockets... the bum said no and walked away. fucking jokes.
good idea.

one time this little fruit salad head was peddling stuff downtown and i was like I DONT HAVE ANY MONEY. as i walked away he was like YOUR MONEY IS STICKING OUT OF YOUR BACK POCKET. whoops.

jesus wouldn't smoke pall malls though, right?

He looks more like a Marlboro man to me.