View Full Version : If you could time travel


Starla
03-25-2008, 02:11 AM
What era(s) would you go back to and why?

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 02:12 AM
lol@"if"


*S's george washington's D*

metal
03-25-2008, 02:12 AM
you realize that once you reach the speed of light your weight becomes infinity?

jackass

Starla
03-25-2008, 02:14 AM
lol@"if"


*S's george washington's D*

Well, I hope he's....satisfied.

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 02:15 AM
it's not a he. i time traveled forward, and my wife's name is george washington in the future and D really means her breasts in the future. but yes, she was/will be satisfied

Starla
03-25-2008, 02:16 AM
oh lord. I'm just gonna start packing. I've been putting this off. :(

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 02:17 AM
Well, I hope he's....satisfied.



interesting your mind went there though.. could you be a gay male perhaps? having a gay affair with lucy sky diamonds

metal
03-25-2008, 02:17 AM
<marquee>http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=7105&dateline=1179462513</marquee>


<marquee> Q UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I N T O</marquee>

Starla
03-25-2008, 02:17 AM
wait ....your wife in the future has a dick lol

Starla
03-25-2008, 02:18 AM
n/m. n/m n/m

Floppy Nono
03-25-2008, 02:18 AM
in the future all wives have dicks

Starla
03-25-2008, 02:19 AM
i want serious answers people. where the FUCK DO YOU WANT TO GO IF YOU COUld TIME TRAVEL

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 02:19 AM
wait ....your wife in the future has a dick lol

interesting theory... however, given this evidence:

D really means her breasts in the future

i have no choice to conclude that you are either a gay male or a homosexual transexual with male and female parts called a transvestite i blieve

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 02:20 AM
happy f'ing birthday you freak of nature

metal
03-25-2008, 02:20 AM
i want serious answers people. where the FUCK DO YOU WANT TO GO IF YOU COUld TIME TRAVEL

you'd be far too heavy to even move. impossible.

Floppy Nono
03-25-2008, 02:21 AM
i would time travel back before there was time and roll all over the place.

Starla
03-25-2008, 02:22 AM
somehow, whatcolor has concluded I am a gay male or a homosexual trasnexual with male and female parts called a transvestite, he believes

Starla
03-25-2008, 02:23 AM
happy f'ing birthday you freak of nature

lol thank you. :)

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 02:23 AM
perhaps you will find love in the future, it may one day come true, u just have 2 blieve

Floppy Nono
03-25-2008, 02:23 AM
somehow, whatcolor has concluded I am a gay male or a homosexual trasnexual with male and female parts called a transvestite, he believes

wouldnt that be a Hermaphrodite

Starla
03-25-2008, 02:24 AM
i would time travel back before there was time and roll all over the place.


this isn't telling me alot

metal
03-25-2008, 02:24 AM
<retardedthread>

Floppy Nono
03-25-2008, 02:25 AM
this isn't telling me alot

i would go to a place before time began and i would really fuck up the joint. spray paint flopz wuz hurr everywhere and piss on the floor, you know?

Starla
03-25-2008, 02:27 AM
like the land before time part II

Starla
03-25-2008, 02:28 AM
perhaps you will find love in the future, it may one day come true, u just have 2 blieve

this is not what my fortune cookie said earlier!

ella
03-25-2008, 02:29 AM
I would travel to A.D 802,701 and meet up with the Eloi.

metal
03-25-2008, 02:29 AM
<this>

metal
03-25-2008, 02:30 AM
<thread>

metal
03-25-2008, 02:30 AM
<sucks>

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 02:30 AM
*roughs up to starla's great great great great great grandfather on her father's side with an overinflated beachball*

Floppy Nono
03-25-2008, 02:30 AM
like the land before time part II

yeah, i would be little foots dad cause i did THIS TO HIS MOMMA!! :banging::banging::banging::banging::banging::bang ing:

metal
03-25-2008, 02:30 AM
<lots>

metal
03-25-2008, 02:31 AM
<of>

metal
03-25-2008, 02:31 AM
<wet>

metal
03-25-2008, 02:31 AM
<cunt>

metal
03-25-2008, 02:32 AM
<period>

Floppy Nono
03-25-2008, 02:33 AM
good to see metal figuring out how to make blank posts, welcome to the internet of the present!

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 02:34 AM
i think metal time traveled here from a time as awful as he/she

metal
03-25-2008, 02:34 AM
yeah, i would be little foots dad cause i did THIS TO HIS MOMMA!! :banging::banging::banging::banging::banging::bang ing:

you mean Little Boots (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caligula)

ella
03-25-2008, 02:34 AM
*Roughs up to wHATcOLOR, and he doesn't even NOTICE!*

Ever
03-25-2008, 02:38 AM
Anywhere between 500BC and 100AD would be neat enough. 300BC to 100BC preferably.

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 03:10 PM
hey to starla i just went back and had sexual intercourse with your grandmother back in her prime, and now i'm your grandfather!!!

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 03:14 PM
Friday

:o

Starla
03-25-2008, 03:30 PM
hey to starla i just went back and had sexual intercourse with your grandmother back in her prime, and now i'm your grandfather!!!

but did you get head?

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 03:31 PM
you better blieve it!

Starla
03-25-2008, 03:31 PM
i just time traveled into the future and saw that I was still posting here......

Banana
03-25-2008, 03:44 PM
I'd like to go back sometime during the Renaissances just to see what life back than really was like. It'd also to go back around the time the Colonies started to get pissed and than finally decided to fight for their independence. Also going back to WW2 because that seems like it would be a fun little war to fight in.

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 03:47 PM
Also going back to WW2 because that seems like it would be a fun little war to fight in.

:erm:

Banana
03-25-2008, 03:54 PM
For some reason I always wished I could fight in that war, in the European theater. Huge fan of Saving Private Ryan, Band of Brothers, and all those ww2 video games and documentaries on the History Channel. There's just something appealing to me about completely roughing it while making your way across European farmlands as you maneuver around german outposts and attacking them.

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 03:55 PM
Friday

:o

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