View Full Version : Oh man, you guys, Jesus


ella
03-24-2008, 10:38 PM
Do any of you live in a house with ONE bathroom.

I have to take a massive wizz right now, and my sister has been in the shower for about a half hour now...:eek:

Should I turn the faucet on and burn her? :smoke:

Floppy Nono
03-24-2008, 10:40 PM
burst in and piss in the shower

ella
03-24-2008, 10:40 PM
The door is LOCKED!

Floppy Nono
03-24-2008, 10:41 PM
BARRELROLL INTO IT!!

ella
03-24-2008, 10:45 PM
Actually, the door was unlocked...so it's all cool now... ;) hell yeah.

Sepiae
03-24-2008, 10:45 PM
Probably you should go pee outside.

Or not since it's all set. But keep that in mind.

ella
03-24-2008, 10:48 PM
Oh I've definitely kept that in my mind, i've pee'd outside whenever necessary...
Do you know the secret to not getting piss on your pants (i'm assuming you're a girl)?

redbull
03-24-2008, 10:50 PM
lean forwards.

Sepiae
03-24-2008, 10:50 PM
I don't. I haven't peed outside since I was 8 years old and it didn't go too well that time.

ella
03-24-2008, 10:51 PM
You lean against a tree, spread your legs fairly apart, and just go...it's full-proof, you won't get pee on your pants, shoes or anything.

The tree is the secret.

Floppy Nono
03-24-2008, 10:52 PM
one time when i was young i had to piss on a coke bottle when we were driving on the thruway but it was ok because my dick was so small it fit right in like a key.

ella
03-24-2008, 10:52 PM
Like a bent key?

Sepiae
03-24-2008, 10:53 PM
Back to the tree?

Floppy Nono
03-24-2008, 10:54 PM
Like a bent key?

yeah i just flopped it right in and let loose, it was awesome!

ella
03-24-2008, 10:54 PM
Yeah Lean your back against the tree, spread your legs out and pee....it just squirts straight out and won't get on your pants or anything.

Sepiae
03-24-2008, 10:57 PM
I hope to not have to use that tip, but it's good to know!

Floppy Nono
03-24-2008, 11:00 PM
you guys, just get dicks! it solves all your problems right away

ella
03-24-2008, 11:28 PM
It really is the absolute top secret tip that I only give out to those whom I consider deserving.

I'm sure you'll come across some situation where it will come in handy. REMEMBER! THE TREE!

Thaniel Buckner
03-24-2008, 11:31 PM
i live in a one bathroom house with one dude and two dudettes. for the most part is very clean. our schedules are varied enough and jason and i shower seldom enough that it's not really an issue.

if i have to pee when the bathroom's occupied, i just do it on the side of the house.

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 11:34 PM
I do, but if I have to use the bathroom I'll usually just go outside, but most of the time the door is unlocked and I'll pee while my roommate is in the shower.

ella
03-24-2008, 11:34 PM
Well I don't have a tree to lean against in my backyard.

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 11:35 PM
why would you need a tree?

:confused:

agenda suicide
03-24-2008, 11:36 PM
it's kind of weird as a girl having to pee in the backyard of a house in the suburbs.
I had to do it once at my parents, and I was paranoid my nosy neighbors would see me.

Thaniel Buckner
03-24-2008, 11:36 PM
I do, but if I have to use the bathroom I'll usually just go outside, but most of the time the door is unlocked and I'll pee while my roommate is in the shower.

toby's been known to cross a stream or two in his time.

agenda suicide
03-24-2008, 11:37 PM
Well I don't have a tree to lean against in my backyard.

dude, just lean up against the wall of the house.

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 11:38 PM
You tell her!

Floppy Nono
03-24-2008, 11:39 PM
but then you piss on the house!

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 11:40 PM
A famous rapper once said, "I'll piss on your porch and I'll shit in your house!"


NAME THAT RAPPER!

ella
03-24-2008, 11:43 PM
dude, just lean up against the wall of the house.

Hell yeah, that would work miracles...Next time I come across this situation, I'll lean against my house.

But then I'll probably wind up with poison ivy... :erm: DAMN.

Thnaks for the advice miss.

agenda suicide
03-24-2008, 11:47 PM
but then you piss on the house!

no, squatting against the house with your back would make the piss stream go in the direction AWAY from the house

Gish08
03-24-2008, 11:48 PM
agenda suicide clearly has some experience when it comes to squatting against the house

ella
03-24-2008, 11:49 PM
no, squatting against the house with your back would make the piss stream go in the direction AWAY from the house

Exactly, it's a perfect method- scientifically proven.

Next time I have to wizz, i'm using your advice...or use a tree. Either way is absolute perfection. Men just don't get it.

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 11:50 PM
agenda suicide clearly has some experience when it comes to squatting against the house

like a champ.

Gish08
03-24-2008, 11:51 PM
like a champ.
I'm jealous.

Floppy Nono
03-24-2008, 11:52 PM
no, squatting against the house with your back would make the piss stream go in the direction AWAY from the house

what if it leaks in and weakens the foundation?

redbull
03-24-2008, 11:54 PM
what happens when the stream weakens

agenda suicide
03-24-2008, 11:56 PM
thats why you squat like you're on a toilet. it doesn't get on you or your clothes.

ella
03-24-2008, 11:57 PM
what if it leaks in and weakens the foundation?

When you have to take a giant epic enormous wizz, you don't give a fuck about the foundation...-and even more so if it's not your house...fuck their foundation.

Right Gloppy!?!?!? :smoke:

Floppy Nono
03-24-2008, 11:58 PM
When you have to take a giant epic enormous wizz, you don't give a fuck about the foundation...-and even more so if it's not your house...fuck their foundation.

Right Gloppy!?!?!? :smoke:

YEAH FUCK THE FOUNDATIONS MAN! GLOPPY ONO HAS SPOKEN

agenda suicide
03-25-2008, 12:00 AM
I think I need to draw a picture to make these boys understand clearly

haveyouforgotte
03-25-2008, 12:00 AM
yeah i do. when our whole family was still at home that was 9 people to one bathroom

my house is like one of those cat feces houses without the cat feces, though

ella
03-25-2008, 12:02 AM
You do... They're not used to books without pictures... They're more visual.

ella
03-25-2008, 12:12 AM
You guys, FUCK...my dad's gf is in the shower now, and I have to pee!......

I'm going to lean against the house this time!!! ;)

Thanks agenda.

agenda suicide
03-25-2008, 12:13 AM
no problem ;)

Floppy Nono
03-25-2008, 12:14 AM
this certainly turned into an information pissing self-help group

Gish08
03-25-2008, 12:15 AM
i'm watching vegas vacation on my ps3. great movie

I'll take some of the yellow... and don't get sneaky on me

eh heh heh

ella
03-25-2008, 12:20 AM
Gish, your avatar is freaking me out.

EGH, Tom Cruise is so fucked up, more than me.

Gish08
03-25-2008, 12:25 AM
tom cruise jerks it to scientology

Gish, your avatar is freaking me out.

EGH, Tom Cruise is so fucked up, more than me.
you seem like a great girl besides your xanax obsession

haveyouforgotte
03-25-2008, 12:39 AM
nsfw






<img src = "http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4083/1206419798466gv7.jpg">

Floppy Nono
03-25-2008, 12:42 AM
i dont think she's doing it right...

ella
03-25-2008, 12:42 AM
tom cruise jerks it to scientology


you seem like a great girl besides your xanax obsession

Hayyyyyyy, I never said I wasn't fucked up...but I'm not obsessed with xanax, I haven't had any for about a month... :smoke:

I promise man.

Boycott Graceland
03-25-2008, 12:49 AM
my friend lived in a 1 bath apartment with a really inconsiderate dude who would take 1 1/2 hour showers every morning. so, my friend just starting pissing every morning in the potted plants in the d-bag's bedroom.

agenda suicide
03-25-2008, 12:57 AM
i dont think she's doing it right...

yeah, she needs to squat a little more so her piss doesn't get all over her pants!

Fattening Ass
03-25-2008, 12:59 AM
i think she backed her bum bum into those pipes for some cold anal

ella
03-25-2008, 01:01 AM
I did it perfectly thanks all to Agenda.... Damn..But I didn't do it against my house, i did it against my fence...it was perfect and took like 2 secs. =) FUCK YEA

Floppy Nono
03-25-2008, 01:01 AM
FUCK YEAH, SWEET IMPROV :rockon:

Fattening Ass
03-25-2008, 01:02 AM
hell yeah

u go girl

agenda suicide
03-25-2008, 01:03 AM
i think she backed her bum bum into those pipes for some cold anal

COLD RUSTY ANAL

Fattening Ass
03-25-2008, 01:04 AM
don't judge

Shapan
03-25-2008, 01:50 AM
last year our roommate who has since moved out peed in gatorade bottles when we were in the bathroom. we didnt know until we saw him emptying one out towards the end of the year.

the guy's really into buddhism, and we'd make fun of him a lot. it kinda took the fun out because he'd take the entire "im so much more mature than you guys" stance and not do anything rather than just play along. i felt bad when i saw the gatorade bottle thing, though.

ella
03-25-2008, 02:07 AM
Yeah I knew this one lazy guy who would just hang out in his room for days, and piss in empty water bottles, he was pretty fucking gross.

A bit sad, but he was also goodlooking.... =(

The Jesus
03-25-2008, 08:57 AM
nsfw






<img src = "http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4083/1206419798466gv7.jpg">


That's a delicious ass.

Kahlo
03-25-2008, 09:08 AM
Netphoria truly is a place of beauty