and doesn't have a penis. i have no plans so...

I think all the netphorian females have been deflowered.

I think all the netphorian females have been deflowered.



i haven't been...:blush:

Netphoria would probably not be a good place to start if you wanted to turn in your v-card.

^tell that to eulogy.

:-x

details

lol

details

yeah they're around here somewhere

So link me to them.

uh

seriously?

something about a forest and oral

not quite

I could definitely be deflowered again since it was only once, and a year ago. =( I'm a virgin, why not?

no fat chicks

=*(

lol wow thats pretty mean

no fat chicks

permanent ban for cunts like this

the truth hurts

lol no way, ellas far from fat.

someone should try and steal monte's v card

i dunno if she's a fatty boombatty at all, but if i wasn't into certain body types i'd make it known

im not even really sure my response was fitting

oh well

someone should try and steal monte's v card



jesus already has it

i dunno if she's a fatty boombatty at all, but if i wasn't into certain body types i'd make it known

im not even really sure my response was fitting

oh well

i know what you mean dude...

the truth hurts

hey you're no Slim Jim yourself, buddy

just cause im not super buff guy or a skinny anorexic dude doesn't meant i can't have preferences

thats not what i meant

i meant, dont be a hypocrite.

hm maybe my post didn't clarify

oh well im sleepy and tired from this never ending work week

im out once i finish my heine

the truth hurts

what's there to clarify?

you guys, lets just get back to the spirit of this thread, deflowering.

im done with the heine and the inability to understand words typed.

p.s. no fat chicks

no BIG HAIR

Not this again...Fattening Ass, that's quite the insult.

Gosh.
It makes many feel inferior.

no BIG HAIR

im out :(

Not this again...Fattening Ass, that's quite the insult.

Gosh.
It makes many feel inferior.

he's just kidding, don't let it get you down ella! :banging:

for reals

sorry ella, Im not wording anything right tonight.

p.s. laterz

he's just kidding, don't let it get you down ella! :banging:



Alright, alright, whatever, i'm cool. :smoke:

aww yeah, keep on rocking!!



ps: DO A BARRELROLL!!

we never did get that barrelroll

I will, but my dad's schizo gf is still up, and she just wouldn't understand. ya know?

get her to do one too!

Hahahah YEAH RIGHt....Oh yeah though, my dad is home, so it's time for them to go to BED.

ewwwwwww

permanent ban for cunts like this

just to clarify, i was making a general statement, not referring to anyone in particular

ps - blow me

i thought this was already established that blowing someone isnt enough to constitute deflowering.

BarrelROLL to follow promptly

AWWW YEAH!!!

<img src=http://www.lakemac.infohunt.nsw.gov.au/lmphotos/lak016/LAK01626.JPG>

THATS THE SPIRIT!

The old man on the left is really enthusiastic. His energy seems to seep into the crowd too like a glowing aura.

Spirit

Clarity

Beauty

Mind

old men don't get that many chances to roll things around, this could very well be the greatest moment of his life

I see old men rollin' all the time.

Trick is to know where to look y'see

do you have a thing for older men?

and doesn't have a penis. i have no plans so...

Is not getting pregnant an option?

I could definitely be deflowered again since it was only once, and a year ago. =( I'm a virgin, why not?

i'll take it.

Great I'm finally a part of something *special*.....

Cigarski,
wasnt the last thing you penetrated almost had a child?

k, fri or sat? i need to know for dinner and show reservations. we're doing this right.

Cigarski,
wasnt the last thing you penetrated almost had a child?

no way man

wasnt the last thing you penetrated almost had a child?

Pretty awesome sentence right here.

I don't know about this....:erm::erm::erm::erm::erm:

yougongetraped

Pretty awesome sentence right here.

i know it gave me a headache. it was like charity work to dignify it with a response.

yougongetraped

shut the fuck up you're blowing this for me.

I don't know about this....:erm::erm::erm::erm::erm:

na don't worry about it, we'll have fun.

Oh really?

shut the fuck up you're blowing this for me.

shhh, she doesn't know how to translate my coding. DON'T GIVE IT AWAY

Ella, he almost got the last girl pregnant.
Are you on the pill? He likes it if you are.

Oh really?

w/o a doubt. eulogy and caine can't hog all the netpho magic.

you guys all fail lol

ciGarski
the product must be sold

if you're attractive enough, I'll hang out with you

you guys all fail lol

I agree with Matt. :smoke:

Ella, he almost got the last girl pregnant.
Are you on the pill? He likes it if you are.

half of this is true.

which half?

if you're attractive enough, I'll hang out with you

i like your attitude.

i like your attitude.

having attractive friends is nice.
actually, I'm just kind of curious because you're so god damn tall. standing next to tall guys is awesome. especially when they're cute.

Cigarski is tall? Hmmm.....

a netphorian adventure

you need to dress up like a gorilla, montes got the recipe for love

So is thread heading towards a deflowering or what?

actually a re-deflowering

you need to dress up like a gorilla, montes got the recipe for love

a recipe for blue balls and two eyes full of mace

love comes in many forms

quit talking about love dude you're ruining the vibe.

sorry :(

Cigarski is tall? Hmmm.....

cigarski is tall. ella is short. hmmm.....

I feel so left out

honey i said you can stand by me this weekend.

EXCITING! I still need to know if you're cute.

well its a bit arrogant to say one way or the other. however i think we'll be ok.

actually with regards to the thread topic i believe the girl i lost my virginity to was 6 if not 6'1".

amazingly enough, most of the people I've slept with have been same height or taller. I'm trying to think of who was the shortest...

man to sleep with someone taller than me would be really weird.

well you ARE 6' 4" and a dude. I wanna say the shortest guy I've slept with was like 5' 7" or 5' 8".
the sex was weird, but definitely not because of the height.

ciGarski you've been a bit weird in this thread

really? weird in general or not acting like my self weird? let me go back and check this out.

I'm pretty sure it's impossible to be female and over the age of 18 and still be a virgin unless you love jesus or are abstinent. I mean even the mega porkers are someone's last resort.

I'm pretty sure it's impossible to be female and over the age of 18 and still be a virgin unless you love jesus or are abstinent. I mean even the mega porkers are someone's last resort.

i dated a 20 year old virgin once who was really pretty. when i started dating her i was aware of the v card but didn't care i just liked her. although i was pretty curious about how an attractive girl who wasn't religious or unwilling to have sex was still a virgin. she ended up insisting that i take her v card. i was heasitent of the whole thing but went for it. horrible decision, it was like opening up an emotional floodgate. i don't know what happened in her childhood but her sexuality was so bizarre and tormented. if it wasn't 5 20 in the morning i could explain it better.

i ended up calling off the relationship eventually because i knew i was just spinning my tires with this girl, and not just because her lack of experience in the sack or anything but it was like arrested development. she was really depressed, HATED her parents, got super attached to me to a unhealthy degree and it was time to get out.

sure enough im breaking up with her and shes saying things like i don't know if i should be alone i do bad things...im like oh jesus what do you mean bad things and she pulls up her sleeve and says I've been cutting my self. it looked like a cat scratched her. worse cry for attention ever so i said do i need to worry about you and she said no and that was the end of it. but i guess she was showing up for work with hickeys on her neck a few days later trying to get my attention or make me jealous. and when that didn't work i heard she started cutting more and banging her head against walls. i'd get the most bizarre and disturbing texts for a while and to make a really really long winded story short it was the biggest mistake in my dating history i've ever made.

I'm not reading that.

She's probably a rape/molestation victim.

I'm pretty sure it's impossible to be female and over the age of 18 and still be a virgin unless you love jesus or are abstinent

you really dont know much about women, do you


and i dont mean that in a particularly disparaging way.

Why would I know anything about women? I do nothing but fail with them.

I don't think i've ever met a female virgin, even the insecure fat ones have been laid.

I'm not reading that.

She's probably a rape/molestation victim.

i don't blame you


however you're wrong on both accounts. as far was when i was dating her at least.

guess she's just frigid then

yeah. but im saying i agree with you to some extent. and when i started dating her it really didn't make sense how someone whos in their twenties, not religious or practicing abstinence would be a virgin. became pretty clear when she turned into a bitter lunatic however

Oh wow so she's like a female version of me.

read my story then because if so thats not good trots.

wish i could find a pic of this girl. you'd never guess she was so nuts

read my story then because if so thats not good trots.

no shit you fucking idiot

man you have been just wildly hostile recently dude. just relax and have a conversation.

No. Fuck you.

well with this disposition i couldn't imagine why you're not understanding women.


stop cutting yourself and forgive your fucking parents already.

I can't. I'm alive because of them.

oh jeeeeeeeeeeez. :rolleyes:

You guys keep pretending there's some big payoff to life.

Have fun working until you're dead.

just put that last part as the only line of your suicide note. that'll teach us to be happy!

I'm taking you with me.