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Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:16 PM
the dude is smokin' hot, by the way.

and i think he enjoyed it. probably not as much as i did, but still. ;)

i wish all of my former comrades the best of luck.

TheMilstead
03-24-2008, 12:19 PM
We'll miss ya, man.

jenniferkate
03-24-2008, 12:19 PM
mazel tov?

maoi
03-24-2008, 12:19 PM
my little man's all growed up

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:19 PM
oh, and to answer your question, YES, i want a fucking medal.

maoi
03-24-2008, 12:20 PM
the dude is smokin' hot, by the way.



pix

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:20 PM
maybe even a cookie too

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:20 PM
pix

lol.

maoi
03-24-2008, 12:21 PM
what

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:22 PM
what

maybe someday

jenniferkate
03-24-2008, 12:22 PM
lol.

no pix? no cookies or medals!

hnibos
03-24-2008, 12:23 PM
so does eulogy have a boyfriend now?

aurel
03-24-2008, 12:25 PM
Congratulations man, could there be a relationship possiblity here.

neopryn
03-24-2008, 12:26 PM
gay sex doesn't count

yo soy el mejor
03-24-2008, 12:28 PM
so i put it in the shit pit.

Caine Walker
03-24-2008, 12:30 PM
Congratulations man, could there be a relationship possiblity here.

i would say, "yes."

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:32 PM
i would say, "yes."

oh shit!

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:34 PM
gay sex doesn't count

pfft

it sure felt like it counted!

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 12:34 PM
did you bottom, eulogy?

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:35 PM
...i don't know how specific i need to be with you dudes

Elvis The Fat Years
03-24-2008, 12:38 PM
that's a yes

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:40 PM
durr

well there was a lot of time with which to work. take that to mean whatever you want i guess.

tee hee

Banana
03-24-2008, 12:43 PM
.......

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 12:48 PM
Do you think you'll ever want to be a top?

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:49 PM
Do you think you'll ever want to be a top?

who said i wasn't this time

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:49 PM
...or...one of the times, i guess

or was it two?! LOL.

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 12:50 PM
after re-reading the first post I gather that you topped and bottomed all in the same encounter.

Kudos, Chris!

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 12:51 PM
Look how giddy gay sex has made you!

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:52 PM
Look how giddy gay sex has made you!

oh it wasn't just the sex though

it really wasn't. i mean that was part of it. but from Friday at about 2:00 p.m. until Saturday at about 10:30, i was as content with life as i can remember being.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 12:54 PM
but i'm definitely giddy

alfkshvaeruigvpaieruhv;saejfpweaiufghpweurhga;ovji d;sqW

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 12:59 PM
Are you going to take him home at thanksgiving?

yo soy el mejor
03-24-2008, 01:00 PM
you cant hate on someone who is in love. :[

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:01 PM
Are you going to take him home at thanksgiving?

well i didn't meet him here at school or anything. and thanksgiving isn't for 8 months!

hnibos
03-24-2008, 01:02 PM
is it a netphorian?

Nimrod's Son
03-24-2008, 01:02 PM
so i guess you finally decided you're gay. kudos on picking a side

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:03 PM
is it a netphorian?

re-read the thread...

...carefully...

:-x

hnibos
03-24-2008, 01:03 PM
yea i thought so

good for you guys

deadaswarhol
03-24-2008, 01:05 PM
i would say, "yes."

thread/av

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:05 PM
kissing and telling is so fucking tacky

but this place is tacky as hell so i guess it's ok

aurel
03-24-2008, 01:06 PM
i would say, "yes."

Predator!

skipgo
03-24-2008, 01:07 PM
sex is fun. good job eulogy.

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 01:07 PM
woah

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 01:08 PM
how did this all come about?!?

Are you sure you aren't a rebound? Didn't he just come out of a relationship?!

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:09 PM
Predator!


nah i was definitely the one predatorizing here

maoi
03-24-2008, 01:10 PM
you are really obnoxious now

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:10 PM
how did this all come about?!?

Are you sure you aren't a rebound? Didn't he just come out of a relationship?!

uhhh it just did i guess! and not really. and yeah i guess so.

what kind of shit is that to bring up though, tobes?

JEEEESUS.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:11 PM
you are really obnoxious now

i'm sorry :(

hnibos
03-24-2008, 01:11 PM
it sounds like someone is still a little too candid on this board

maoi
03-24-2008, 01:11 PM
sex is fun.

no it isn't. it is humiliating and awkward and leaves me depressed and empty

skipgo
03-24-2008, 01:11 PM
i think i'm just starting to catch on here.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:11 PM
it sounds like someone is still a little too candid on this board

story of my life, right

PeppermintHippo
03-24-2008, 01:12 PM
sorry to rain on yer parade :(

I'm just looking out for a friend =/

skipgo
03-24-2008, 01:12 PM
no it isn't. it is humiliating and awkward and leaves me depressed and empty

that's kind of a bummer, julio.

neopryn
03-24-2008, 01:16 PM
are we to infer that eulogy had sex with caine walker?

aurel
03-24-2008, 01:17 PM
And me.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:17 PM
ehhh del

deadaswarhol
03-24-2008, 01:18 PM
this is how "a netphorian adventure" should have turned out

Rockin' Cherub
03-24-2008, 01:18 PM
i don't see how you were a prominent member of that club. it was long overdue really. and in many ways you lost your virginity in the woods some dark night.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:18 PM
this is how "a netphorian adventure" should have turned out

part of me thinks it probably did

skipgo
03-24-2008, 01:18 PM
are we to infer that eulogy had sex with caine walker?

this is what i got from it.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:19 PM
i don't see how you were a prominent member of that club. it was long overdue really. and in many ways you lost your virginity in the woods some dark night.

29,000 posts would make me at least a reasonably prominent member, i'd say.

and i left those woods with my v-card fully intact.

aurel
03-24-2008, 01:20 PM
Heh, "prominent member".

Rockin' Cherub
03-24-2008, 01:21 PM
you were penetrated though. and you had a sexual encounter. if sex is only vaginal intercourse then welcome to virginity for the rest of your life / my world.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:21 PM
you were penetrated though.

um, what?!

no i wasn't!

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:22 PM
i mean who refers to a BJ as "penetration." maybe people do, but i never have. gah.

skipgo
03-24-2008, 01:23 PM
bill clinton to thread.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:24 PM
i

did not

have

sexual relations

with that man

the random one in the woods

skipgo
03-24-2008, 01:24 PM
lol

maoi
03-24-2008, 01:25 PM
i wish we had woods in LA

Caine Walker
03-24-2008, 01:28 PM
if sex is only vaginal intercourse then welcome to virginity for the rest of your life / my world.

who the hell said this?

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:50 PM
man i really hope people didn't have the impression that the random dude in the woods put his penis in my butt

i mean seriously. wtf.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 01:50 PM
and i guess he wasn't totally random. well maybe a little. whatever. heh.

Rockin' Cherub
03-24-2008, 02:12 PM
you really are a fucking dunce eulogy

Banana
03-24-2008, 02:13 PM
re-read the thread...

...carefully...

:-x

Well this place just got a whole of a lot weirder.

maoi
03-24-2008, 02:13 PM
so whats the deal, did eulogy hook up with caine walker or what

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 02:13 PM
i'm not operating at full capacity right now

wHATcOLOR
03-24-2008, 02:15 PM
how old is caine

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 02:16 PM
not too old

based on the rules i've heard, anyway

wHATcOLOR
03-24-2008, 02:17 PM
how old is eulog'

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 02:18 PM
not too young

based on the rules i've heard, anyway

maoi
03-24-2008, 02:18 PM
now i'm really bothered by this and wish he hadn't made this thread

Caine Walker
03-24-2008, 02:18 PM
not too young.

Caine Walker
03-24-2008, 02:19 PM
now i'm really bothered by this and wish he hadn't made this thread

oh, everything bothers you.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 02:20 PM
now i'm really bothered by this and wish he hadn't made this thread

why? serious question.

maoi
03-24-2008, 02:20 PM
no you're just really creepy

edit re: tom

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 02:21 PM
no you're just really creepy

edit re: tom

well

i initiated. we hung out without anything happening. and then it went from there. it might seem creepy. but it's...not. i don't know. people who saw us didn't think it was creepy. at least i don't think they did!

Caine Walker
03-24-2008, 02:22 PM
<i>i'm</i> creepy? pfft.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 02:22 PM
<i>i'm</i> creepy? pfft.

also a good point!

skipgo
03-24-2008, 02:28 PM
tom isn't creepy. tom is awesome.

wHATcOLOR
03-24-2008, 03:02 PM
you don't just casually mess with <i>The One</i>, caine

neopryn
03-24-2008, 03:06 PM
well

i initiated. we hung out without anything happening. and then it went from there. it might seem creepy. but it's...not. i don't know. people who saw us didn't think it was creepy. at least i don't think they did!it happened in public?

Caine Walker
03-24-2008, 03:07 PM
the hanging out part was in public, yes.

smashingjj
03-24-2008, 03:21 PM
I thought Netphoria was a good Christian place without homosexuals.

mxzombie
03-24-2008, 03:59 PM
seriously. i'm out of here.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 04:10 PM
pft

so after i met him and thought i might like him i should have said "dammit i shouldn't contact him anymore because i wouldn't have met him if not for netphoria?"

Eff you guys. every one of you!

Nimrod's Son
03-24-2008, 04:19 PM
so eulogy have you decided you're 100% gay yet or not, or do you still yearn for some vag

Caine Walker
03-24-2008, 04:20 PM
what does it matter?

Banana
03-24-2008, 04:23 PM
^This one's getting jealous of nimrods question

Nimrod's Son
03-24-2008, 04:25 PM
what does it matter?

Well because it's a question he posed here many times, something he was never quite sure about whether he'd go one way or the other or both, and has had crushes on both sexes

Caine Walker
03-24-2008, 04:25 PM
not jealous in the slightest. we've talked about it, actually.

Nimrod's Son
03-24-2008, 04:25 PM
it happened in public?

guess which one is eulogy
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=1082&dateline=1190148931">

duovamp
03-24-2008, 04:32 PM
lol omg gay guys r so cute

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 04:33 PM
so eulogy have you decided you're 100% gay yet or not, or do you still yearn for some vag

there's only one thing i'm yearning for now

:-x

Mo
03-24-2008, 04:35 PM
Did we ever have a gay Netphorian couple?

Cool As Ice Cream
03-24-2008, 04:37 PM
GOD HATES NETPHORIA!

maoi
03-24-2008, 04:39 PM
Did we ever have a gay Netphorian couple?

the super lame ihaman/peabody affair

Mo
03-24-2008, 04:39 PM
So I guess this has not only made your day but also your hole weak. Ahaha hahaha ha.

Mo
03-24-2008, 04:40 PM
the super lame ihaman/peabody affair

Wow, when did that happen?

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 04:42 PM
So I guess this has not only made your day but also your hole weak. Ahaha hahaha ha.

lame but still good. heh.

maoi
03-24-2008, 04:42 PM
before you were born

ChristHimself!
03-24-2008, 04:47 PM
there's only one thing i'm yearning for now

teh scat

mxzombie
03-24-2008, 04:51 PM
euolgy wants caine walker to shit on his chest...pass it on

wHATcOLOR
03-24-2008, 04:54 PM
contest: eulogy vs. caine walker, winner determined by whoever provides the most vivid recounting of the experience

Nimrod's Son
03-24-2008, 04:54 PM
eulogy wants a cane, a walker and some shit on his chest, pass it on

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 04:55 PM
contest: eulogy vs. caine walker, winner determined by whoever provides the most vivid recounting of the experience

haha

mine would be quite lengthy

[insert lame joke about "length" here]

Nate the Grate
03-24-2008, 05:06 PM
I must have missed something, are you and Mr. Walker acquaintances in real life? Or did you meet him through Netphoria?

mxzombie
03-24-2008, 05:11 PM
eulogy initiated. get with the program, grate

Caine Walker
03-24-2008, 05:17 PM
I must have missed something, are you and Mr. Walker acquaintances in real life? Or did you meet him through Netphoria? And if the answer is yes to the second one, how did you end up having sex?

we live in close enough proximity to each other that meeting up was pretty easy. he came into the city, we hit it off and here we are.

Boots Electric
03-24-2008, 05:46 PM
so eulogy has had sexual encounters with a random dude in the woods and a random dude he met on a message board?

hes like tom hanks in Philadelphia, except no one is going to cry when he dies of AIDS

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 05:58 PM
we live in close enough proximity to each other that meeting up was pretty easy. he came into the city, we hit it off and here we are.

yeah, this.

i dunno. if we'd done it right after we saw each other for the first time, it'd be weird. but we didn't. i guess you could call it a date. and it went well. so what-the-fuck-ever.

the dude in the woods was a friend of a friend that i had met earlier on at a party.

neither of those things seem all that strange. and even if they are, i don't fucking care. i met a good guy. it doesn't matter to me how it happened originally.

pale blue eyes
03-24-2008, 06:28 PM
I don't see how anybody can be surprised by this if you paid attention to any thread both have posted in recently. I mean, there was nothing explicit but it wasn't exactly subtle either.

ravenguy2000
03-24-2008, 06:32 PM
this thread is so gay

Nate the Grate
03-24-2008, 06:41 PM
I don't see how anybody can be surprised by this if you paid attention to any thread both have posted in recently. I mean, there was nothing explicit but it wasn't exactly subtle either.
I don't pay attention to anything anyone posts.

Nate the Grate
03-24-2008, 06:42 PM
So, are you guys like an item now or something?

pale blue eyes
03-24-2008, 07:13 PM
Wow, you weren't kidding.

Banana
03-24-2008, 07:13 PM
If you guys got some gay marriage type deal, would you invite other netphorians to the odd ceremony?

Ol' Couch Ass
03-24-2008, 07:15 PM
Wow between Toby's ex's boobs and Eulogy's startling confessions this is an interesting day on Netphoria.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 07:18 PM
pfft.. Why is it startling?

Ol' Couch Ass
03-24-2008, 07:20 PM
Just because when I signed onto here I expected the usual bullshit nonsense threads that have been littering the board recently. Yours is a thread with some substance and a bit of shock value therefore it is startling... but in a good and comedic way.

mercurial
03-24-2008, 07:25 PM
why is OCA trying to eat Eulogy's arse?

mercurial
03-24-2008, 07:25 PM
"with some subsstance" "in a good comedic way"

what a fucking eat arse

Ol' Couch Ass
03-24-2008, 07:27 PM
I'm not bro... I'm just saying this thead is probably the best/most interesting on this board since Monte's Netphorian adventure and that has been about a week. In addition I have no reason to give Eulogy shit.

Shapan
03-24-2008, 07:40 PM
i cant say that it isnt a little weird

but they're so close to each other and they're two of the better posters around here, guess im not terribly surprised that this could happen.

wHATcOLOR
03-24-2008, 07:41 PM
Did we ever have a gay Netphorian couple?


Sam and Mike

skipgo
03-24-2008, 07:43 PM
this thread is so gay

and how.

wally
03-24-2008, 07:44 PM
Sam and Mike

He didn't ask for an emasculated Netphorian couple.

skipgo
03-24-2008, 07:44 PM
but hey everyone, why is it so strange for these two to get together?

wHATcOLOR
03-24-2008, 07:46 PM
He didn't ask for an emasculated Netphorian couple.



are you trying to tell me that whole thing wasn't really gay? because i think it was really gay.

wHATcOLOR
03-24-2008, 07:47 PM
but hey everyone, why is it so strange for these two to get together?

hey skipgo, how about you shut your fucking face and stay on the sp board where some people might pretend to give a hoot about what you write

skipgo
03-24-2008, 07:49 PM
i will kill you whatcolor. you will be dead.

neopryn
03-24-2008, 07:49 PM
but hey everyone, why is it so strange for these two to get together?because most of us have been here since Eulogy thought he was straight.

and plus they met each other on an internet messageboard.

wHATcOLOR
03-24-2008, 07:50 PM
someone mute this little twerp

edit: skipgo

skipgo
03-24-2008, 07:51 PM
because most of us have been here since Eulogy thought he was straight.

and plus they met each other on an internet messageboard.

i see your point.

Eulogy
03-24-2008, 07:52 PM
because most of us have been here since Eulogy thought he was straight.


well not exactly

it's not as if it hit me and i posted about it on netphoria. it was in my head long before i started posting here.

skipgo
03-24-2008, 07:52 PM
someone mute this little twerp

edit: skipgo

oh no, i have dared to speak in whatcolor's universe. god help us all.

Elvis The Fat Years
03-24-2008, 08:00 PM
hey skipgo, how about you shut your fucking face and stay on the sp board where some people might pretend to give a hoot about what you write

it's a good thing she only posts here from work.

Mariner
03-25-2008, 01:39 AM
i guess this is as good a thread as any to tell you guys about andyslash and me

Ever
03-25-2008, 01:40 AM
What made you so prominent, eulogy?

Mariner
03-25-2008, 01:42 AM
his inability to decide for himself what ratio to use when mixing iced tea and lemonade

Ever
03-25-2008, 01:48 AM
π:√2 Is usually a sure fire ratio when mixing drinks.

KrazeeStacee
03-25-2008, 01:51 AM
OMG I don't have time to read through all this now but awww!

:)

KrazeeStacee
03-25-2008, 01:51 AM
Eulogy hurry up and turn 21 so we can all get drunk together.

I quit smoking, so I'm a drunk now I guess.

agenda suicide
03-25-2008, 04:56 AM
Did we ever have a gay Netphorian couple?

I remember like almost 4 years ago I thought the username "Sam and Mike" was a gay couple until I started reading enough to realize who they were

Cool As Ice Cream
03-25-2008, 05:02 AM
π:√2 Is usually a sure fire ratio when mixing drinks.

yes!

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 05:08 AM
I'm never telling netphoria when I lose it, if ever.

I really don't see the point, anyway. You just turn into a pussy hunting automaton afterwards, apparently. Kind of depressing and sick. And then you have the guys that have relationships with girls they don't like all that much because they just want steady vag. Seems pointless.

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 07:25 AM
Eulogy hurry up and turn 21 so we can all get drunk together.

I quit smoking, so I'm a drunk now I guess.

your job is to find me a good fake

you start......NOW!

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 07:27 AM
What made you so prominent, eulogy?

uhh i just figured with my age and number of posts, it made sense?

and maybe subconsciously i thought it'd be funny to say "prominent member."
"

Ever
03-25-2008, 07:28 AM
"mixing drinks" would have sufficed, guy

jenniferkate
03-25-2008, 07:32 AM
i guess this is as good a thread as any to tell you guys about andyslash and me

what made you so prominent, mariner

Luke de Spa
03-25-2008, 07:49 AM
jeez what a bunch of butts

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 08:26 AM
and plus they met each other on an internet messageboard.

yeah, it is kind of weird, isn't it?

but i go back to the fact that <i>i</i> met a good guy, and who gives a fuck how it happened?

ChristHimself!
03-25-2008, 08:27 AM
post coital conversations about rep ahoy

Quiet CD
03-25-2008, 10:16 AM
Meeting on a messageboard really isn't of any significance. If you had met at a bar, craigslist or manhunt then I think there would be some to much more room for criticism.

This whole thread takes s'in d to new levels.

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 10:31 AM
Meeting on a messageboard really isn't of any significance. If you had met at a bar, craigslist or manhunt then I think there would be some to much more room for criticism.


EXACTLY. this way, we both knew that we had something in common at the very least, and have been acquainted with each other. isn't this the age of match.com anyway?

lol... manhunt.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 10:31 AM
yeah i think it's probably better to meet people on the internet than in bars, really.

yo soy el mejor
03-25-2008, 10:35 AM
alex and i were both kinda gay

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 10:36 AM
You two were perfect for each other.

yo soy el mejor
03-25-2008, 10:38 AM
i know, huh. :[

yo soy el mejor
03-25-2008, 10:38 AM
we made a pretty cute couple.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 10:51 AM
like two turds in a toilet

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 10:55 AM
you need a big giant hug, trots. i'm almost starting to feel bad for you.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 10:57 AM
shut the fuck up guy

yo soy el mejor
03-25-2008, 10:58 AM
im gonna campaign to make alex date me again.

Quiet CD
03-25-2008, 10:59 AM
way to turn this into another thread about yourself

yo soy el mejor
03-25-2008, 11:01 AM
i just made a comment. no one had to respond. stop responding to me, damnit.

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 11:02 AM
shut the fuck up guy

/feeling bad for you

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 11:04 AM
you do realize i don't really care what you think of me either way you horrendous douchebag.

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 11:05 AM
the feeling is ridiculously mutual.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 11:06 AM
so why are you still responding to me faggot

yo soy el mejor
03-25-2008, 11:06 AM
I DONT CARE WHAT UR SAYIN'

I DONT CARE WHAT UR THINKIN'

I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING

GET READY MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE IM ON THE SCENE

yo soy el mejor
03-25-2008, 11:06 AM
so why are you still responding to me you faggot
hey. responding is my word.

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 11:09 AM
so why are you still responding to me faggot

because it's hilarious to watch you get so fucking riled up, you miserable piece of depressed ass shit.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 11:11 AM
I'm not riled up you stupid shit. God you are such a fucking moron it's really impressive.

I'm just killing time here and doing my best to spread the misery. You're not pissing me off, faggot.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 11:11 AM
all you are is a new target

yo soy el mejor
03-25-2008, 11:15 AM
im here to spread the joy. is it working, you guys? :D

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 11:15 AM
well, unfortunately for you and your misery, i have better things to do than sit and trade inanities with a fat loser.

and seriously, come up with a better word than faggot.

yo soy el mejor
03-25-2008, 11:17 AM
i hope you're all smiling right now! SMILE, GODDAMNIT!

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 11:17 AM
i dunno seems to keep you responding with empty, idiotic insults.

How's the "bisexuality" going you homo?

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 11:43 AM
trots you really need another outlet for this shit so we don't have to see it all the time.

(lol look who's talking lol)

Rockin' Cherub
03-25-2008, 11:45 AM
ass shit.

<ass shit>

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 11:58 AM
trots you really need another outlet for this shit so we don't have to see it all the time.

(lol look who's talking lol)

Yeah sorry i'm ruining such a wonderful, interesting, insightful board that's not chock full of complete idiots talking about absolutely nothing.

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 12:06 PM
Yeah sorry i'm ruining such a wonderful, interesting, insightful board that's not chock full of complete idiots talking about absolutely nothing.

that's the thing. it takes a special kind of person to make this place worse than it is.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 12:14 PM
Well Eulogy, you stupid little cretin, thanks for validating what I was trying to do all morning. I'll keep at it, then.

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 12:18 PM
Well Eulogy, you stupid little cretin, thanks for validating what I was trying to do all morning. I'll keep at it, then.

uh, ok. keep up the good work i guess.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 12:22 PM
shouldn't you be putting a cock in your mouth?

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 12:24 PM
shouldn't you be putting a cock in your mouth?

man i wish

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 12:26 PM
haha

Phoenix Down
03-25-2008, 12:48 PM
i dunno seems to keep you responding with empty, idiotic insults.

How's the "bisexuality" going you homo?

that's funny, because reading through this thread it's actually you who comes up with idiotic insults.

Nimrod's Son
03-25-2008, 01:05 PM
This board is full of hypocrites.

If Ad<skjsk>am_M met up with a virgin from here and boned her the first night he met her, for example, you'd all be attacking him for being a creep and a user and a vulture

You're just taking it easy on CW because it's PC to treat homos as if they are above reproach

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 01:07 PM
This board is full of hypocrites.

If Ad<skjsk>am_M met up with a virgin from here and boned her the first night he met her, for example, you'd all be attacking him for being a creep and a user and a vulture


We didn't bone the first time we met. we looked at paintings and went to lunch. fuck off.

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 01:08 PM
i think caine walker is a manipulative predator with a rarely shown mean streak

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 01:09 PM
be careful, little one

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 01:11 PM
be careful, little one

you're so weird sometimes

i've considered all possible outcomes of whatever is going on (seriously) and no possibility is enough to dissuade me from continuing on the path i'm on now.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 01:11 PM
oh wow i didn't realize eulogy is fucking caine walker

hehe the "bisexuals" end up with each other how hilarious

duovamp
03-25-2008, 01:13 PM
oh wow i didn't realize eulogy is fucking caine walker

hehe the "bisexuals" end up with each other how hilarious

Maybe one day you and I will learn to love with our bodies.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 01:13 PM
I'm sorry you don't have breasts.

duovamp
03-25-2008, 01:16 PM
Your standards are way too high.

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 01:18 PM
You're just taking it easy on CW because it's PC to treat homos as if they are above reproach

what the fuck, man?

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 01:19 PM
You're surprised?

maoi
03-25-2008, 01:21 PM
Well I for one am I actually pretty impressed we went this long before the homophobic nonsense started seeping from the usual suspects (nimrod, rhino)

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 01:22 PM
Mayfuck set a date, we're going to fight.

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 01:24 PM
You're surprised?

ehhh, fair enough.

but still - i did nothing that warrants me being labeled a predator or manipulative or any of this fucking nonsense. we hung out BEFORE we had sex. and if i hadn't liked him, things wouldn't have gone nearly as far as they did. what is so hard to understand about this?

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 01:24 PM
Eulogy fucking needed it, honestly.

I can already tell he's more relaxed.

He didn't feel the need to write paragraphs defending NASCAR for three hours.

haveyouforgotte
03-25-2008, 01:25 PM
shout it from the rootops

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 01:25 PM
ehhh, fair enough.

but still - i did nothing that warrants me being labeled a predator or manipulative or any of this fucking nonsense.

you know that and i know that. nothing else to worry about.

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 01:28 PM
oh and tom you'd better be planning to reply to that last PM

:o

Nimrod's Son
03-25-2008, 01:30 PM
ehhh, fair enough.

but still - i did nothing that warrants me being labeled a predator or manipulative or any of this fucking nonsense. we hung out BEFORE we had sex. and if i hadn't liked him, things wouldn't have gone nearly as far as they did. what is so hard to understand about this?
I'm not saying you were manipulative I said that people are treating you with kid gloves in comparison to how they would treat a straight guy who met and fucked a female virgin from this board.

If there were any female virgins left here I would try and prove this to you.

Banana
03-25-2008, 01:32 PM
^So would I, so would I...

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 01:33 PM
I'm not saying you were manipulative I said that people are treating you with kid gloves in comparison to how they would treat a straight guy who met and fucked a female virgin from this board.

If there were any female virgins left here I would try and prove this to you.

well, rightfully or not, there's a different stigma attached to a girl's v-card, isn't there? aaaaand i think it would make a difference if Adam M hung out with the girl a few times before fucking her. but maybe not. who knows. and who cares.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 01:36 PM
I'm not saying you were manipulative I said that people are treating you with kid gloves in comparison to how they would treat a straight guy who met and fucked a female virgin from this board.

Really depends on the guy we're talking about, you and ****** everyone would be up in arms. Someone less...douchebaggy I don't think it would be a big deal

Like if Andy Slash or Mariner fucked a virgin I don't think anyone would give them hash.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 01:36 PM
this doesn't have to do with pro-gay agenda, it has to do with anti-beer swilling ponce agenda

Nimrod's Son
03-25-2008, 01:37 PM
When blackfaerie considered pulling neopryn's v-card, people called her a slut and a whore

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 01:38 PM
that would be the male/female double standard

and i think it's because she kind of is a trashy boozebag

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 01:39 PM
When blackfaerie considered pulling neopryn's v-card, people called her a slut and a whore

see, i didn't go into this thinking i was going to violate him. i genuinely wanted to hang out with him because he seemed like a nice guy. what is so fucking hard to understand about this?

ravenguy2000
03-25-2008, 01:40 PM
When blackfaerie considered pulling neopryn's v-card, people called her a slut and a whore

because everyone knew who should really be taking it

:smoke:

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 01:41 PM
When blackfaerie considered pulling neopryn's v-card, people called her a slut and a whore

well we didn't arrange to meet up and fuck on netphoria. we just arranged to meet up.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 01:41 PM
nimrod is a feeling persecuted because he's one of those unfortunate people that is a heterosexual white male, the most downtrodden in American society.

dean_r_koontz
03-25-2008, 01:43 PM
i'm going to set up a trust fund for eulogy so he can pay for the counceling needed to heal the emotional scars that will inevitably result from this.

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 01:45 PM
i'm going to set up a trust fund for eulogy so he can pay for the counceling needed to heal the emotional scars that will inevitably result from this.

the suppression i've cloaked myself in for the past, oh, 6 years or so is probably far more damaging than anything that could come out of this. i'm guessing.

dean_r_koontz
03-25-2008, 01:47 PM
the healing clearly haven't begun yet.

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 01:48 PM
dean i'll put you through med school so you can follow your calling and become the greatest psychiatrist the world has ever seen.

Trotskilicious
03-25-2008, 01:49 PM
the one that tries his best to make his patients feel worse

ChristHimself!
03-25-2008, 02:00 PM
When blackfaerie considered pulling neopryn's v-card, people called her a slut and a whore

in fairness, neopryn called her that too when he was deep in her arse

ravenguy2000
03-25-2008, 02:05 PM
pics?

Quiet CD
03-25-2008, 02:31 PM
and fuck on netphoria

please be sure to put up the webcam stream on here when you do next time

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 02:34 PM
please be sure to put up the webcam stream on here when you do next time

you'd all enjoy it way too much

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 02:35 PM
do you not enjoy providing people with pleasure or something?

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 02:37 PM
do you not enjoy providing people with pleasure or something?

i just wouldn't want to distract people from things that might be more personally relevant to them. you know?

Caine Walker
03-25-2008, 02:42 PM
do you not enjoy providing people with pleasure or something?

not the case at all.

wHATcOLOR
03-25-2008, 02:43 PM
<img src=http://forums.netphoria.org/image.php?u=1082&dateline=1190148931>

cram it pervo, this is between me and the kid

ChristHimself!
03-25-2008, 02:44 PM
not the case at all.

(eulogy swallows)

Quiet CD
03-25-2008, 03:18 PM
(eulogy swallows)

as anyone who sucks dick should.

Nimrod's Son
03-25-2008, 03:30 PM
well not exactly

it's not as if it hit me and i posted about it on netphoria. it was in my head long before i started posting here.

so we had to endure two years of posts regarding how you were in love with your best friend's girlfriend for NOTHING

Nimrod's Son
03-25-2008, 03:32 PM
nimrod is a feeling persecuted because he's one of those unfortunate people that is a heterosexual white male, the most downtrodden in American society.

this is why i don't post about my romantic netphorian interactions on here anymore

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 03:34 PM
so we had to endure two years of posts regarding how you were in love with your best friend's girlfriend for NOTHING

that guy was certainly not my best friend. we were ok friends for a little while i guess.

and i haven't even figured out what that whole thing was about. it wasn't made up or anything. but it's behind both of us now and neither of us gives a shit. so eh.

neopryn
03-25-2008, 03:35 PM
for the record i don't give a fuck that they met on an internet messageboard. it's just surprising is all.

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 03:37 PM
yeah i'd agree that it's surprising.

i never thought i'd even meet any of you. and now i've met two! probably three before too long. yeesh.

shannon
03-25-2008, 04:00 PM
i think the whole thing is really cute... the fact that you two met on here really doesn't matter if you hit it off when you met up together

Eulogy
03-25-2008, 04:03 PM
i think the whole thing is really cute... the fact that you two met on here really doesn't matter if you hit it off when you met up together

THANKS!

Elvis The Fat Years
03-25-2008, 04:03 PM
i think i'm the only one not getting laid around here.