View Full Version : Delta's New In-flight Safety Video

03-24-2008, 10:34 AM
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03-24-2008, 10:42 AM
i miss the silly dance

Travis Meeks
03-24-2008, 10:47 AM
fuck you pakula!

03-24-2008, 11:23 AM
Delta's the worst US-based carrier. Fuck them. They've somehow managed to become worse than US Scareways.

03-24-2008, 11:35 AM
how futuristic looking

Travis Meeks
03-24-2008, 11:43 AM
those lips.....

03-24-2008, 12:02 PM
the guy towards the end using the seat as a floatation device is hot

03-24-2008, 01:03 PM
They've somehow managed to become worse than US Scareways.

Did you post this using Nutscrape Navigator or Micro$oft Internet Exploder lol

pale blue eyes
03-24-2008, 02:13 PM
I found the finger waggle when she said you could not smoke on flights a bit gratuitous, though maybe that's just me. There were certain other parts that almost seemed like they were making fun of what they thought one of those videos should look and sound like.

Nimrod's Son
03-24-2008, 03:13 PM
i would totally hit on the girl in the light blue sweater

The Jesus
03-24-2008, 05:06 PM
I'd fuck her lips, and then I'd fuck her cheekbones.

03-24-2008, 05:34 PM
those lips are gross, what the fuck is that collagen

03-24-2008, 05:53 PM
I'd like to insert my metal tip into her buckle.

03-24-2008, 06:04 PM
she looks like a strange type of duck

yo soy el mejor
03-24-2008, 06:15 PM
she looks like that famous lady with the scary face. i dont know her name

Nimrod's Son
03-24-2008, 06:23 PM
she's a perfect example of a hot/not hot face, like in those old bugs bunny cartoons where the chick wears a veil until the end


03-24-2008, 06:39 PM
^ excellent

The Jesus
03-24-2008, 06:47 PM
Do you think she likes the Smashing Pumpkins?

03-24-2008, 07:07 PM
I felt safe until seeing the female pilot at the end.

12-11-2015, 09:23 PM
i miss that video. i had it memorized. the videos since then have gotten progressively more silly

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12-12-2015, 08:11 AM
That cowboy was a tea party terrorist.

Elvis The Fat Years
12-12-2015, 05:42 PM
Y'all Qaeda