Are you one of those people who drive your loved ones crazy?

Does your loved ones bend over backward to justify your obsession? (buy records, go to concerts, stalk Billy.. and so on)...

Does your Billy-obsession interfere with your current relationship?

Does your friends celebrate your birthday by giving you a mix of champagne and SP-songs?

Do people understand when you say you can't make a family party/birthday party/ briss/ something important because you're on the next flight to see the Pumpkins?

Does all your sexual dreams ******* Corgan in any way?

Jesus christ, is "*******" a dirty word?

I N C L U D E

Jesus! I N C L U D E is obviously a drirty word. That being said, don't pay any attention to this thread, I'm drunk and alone... And should go to bed!

yes, i am one of those people.

looks like you're having a one woman party in here! Also, i believe ******* is blocked because it's a part of some annoying script or something. i'm not sure but i believe thats the reason.

i'm pretty much that, except for the sexual dreams about corgan part. Kiiiiiind of gayy

i once had a dream that corgan and i got busy standing against a tree in the woods. Fun!

My friend was here, and she did soooo much coke. And I have been clean for six months... I'm sorry.. All I wanted to do was throw her out and listen to "Mayonaise".I'm terrible....Enfant terrible perhaps.. Sigh,

Thank you Skipgo. You are one of the reasons I love netphoria.

i once had a dream that corgan and i got busy standing against a tree in the woods. Fun!

does your husband know this? what about your daughter? what if it's some jesus/mother mary shit and she's corgans baby?

i'm pretty much that, except for the sexual dreams about corgan part. Kiiiiiind of gayy

It's not gay if you're a girl!

thanks june_soma :) (and happy birthday!)

i think my husband is pretty much aware. we had an agreement that i can have sex with billy if the opportunity were to arise. The catch being, of course, that it won't.

yeah floppy nono you fucking girl.

happy birthday, june_soma!

but i am not a girl! i am 100% man!

Jesus! I N C L U D E is obviously a drirty word. That being said, don't pay any attention to this thread, I'm drunk and alone... And should go to bed!

I<saf>nclude. It's not that hard to say in<sdfsd>clude.

thanks june_soma :) (and happy birthday!)

i think my husband is pretty much aware. we had an agreement that i can have sex with billy if the opportunity were to arise. The catch being, of course, that it won't.

how can you be so sure it wont? corgan might come to thank you for that drawing of him or whatever!

i can only hope.

(truth be told, I'm adamantly against infidelity, so I'd never go through with it, but in theory, it's fun to imagine).

thanks june_soma :) (and happy birthday!)

i think my husband is pretty much aware. we had an agreement that i can have sex with billy if the opportunity were to arise. The catch being, of course, that it won't.

Every serious boyfriend I had was like: PLEASE fuck Billy, I would not want to be the man who stood in the way of that experience. You would just end up hating me. I don't want that. So again PLEASE fuck him, twice if you had to.

i'm pretty sure I'd have to do it twice.

And yet... I'm single. Go figure...

i can only hope.

(truth be told, I'm adamantly against infidelity, so I'd never go through with it, but in theory, it's fun to imagine).


its good to see you have strong morals, even in the face of corgans powerful mantool

And yet... I'm single. Go figure...

GO FOR THE CORGAN THEN!! :banging:

Oh Skipgo, you are selling yourself short... When we would be through with him.. you know there would be no bodily fluid left. what. so.ever.

i actually would've preferred doing it with 1994 billy. If I can find a time machine, we're on! I was still single too, so I'd be guilt-free.
1994 billy, here i come! (pun somewhat intended).

you ladies are getting yourselves way too worked up!

GO FOR THE CORGAN THEN!! :banging:

yes, you should! go a round for me, won't you?

i actually would've preferred doing it with 1994 billy. If I can find a time machine, we're on! I was still single too, so I'd be guilt-free.
1994 billy, here i come! (pun somewhat intended).

if someone posts that fucking time machine meme im going to go nuts

its good to see you have strong morals, even in the face of corgans powerful mantool

Actually that is the only man tool that makes me wanna be the perfect girl and hence makes me nervous.

you ladies are getting yourselves way too worked up!

i should go wake the husband for some midnight lovin'

i should go wake the husband for some midnight lovin'

aww yeah, shave his head when he's sleeping first!

Skipgo, watch what you say. At any moment your kid will come and post on here.

haha!

i am also a lady! ladies' night in in here!

i should go wake the husband for some midnight lovin'

Yeah., why the hell are you hanging out here? If your man don't know to say: If you wait, I'll wait" by now, what good is he?

:)

Actually that is the only man tool that makes me wanna be the perfect girl and hence makes me nervous.

if he gave it to courtney you don't have to be the perfect girl. corgan settles ;)

Skipgo, watch what you say. At any moment your kid will come and post on here.

you're right; she's going to be so skeeved out. Just like I was the other day when my 70 year old parents were talking to me about their still active sex life. eww.

you're right; she's going to be so skeeved out. Just like I was the other day when my 70 year old parents were talking to me about their still active sex life. eww.

do you think they would do corgan?

this thread is so awesome, june_soma you're the best!

do you think they would do corgan?

this is entering the same territory as our mother/daughter nude photo shoot talk.

but sure, they'd do him. Those freaks.

threesome perhaps?

guys, lets all get our parents and kids and just orgy the fuck out of corgan.

Forget Courtney, he want's us SO!

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guys, lets all get our parents and kids and just orgy the fuck out of corgan.

this both made me :rofl: and :erm: all at once. good job!

awww yeah! fuck it, who cares if im straight, lets all go to nz and pound the shit out of him :rockon:

:rockon:

my dick is turning into a corgan!!

i'm buying my plane ticket now.

Okay... Let me start by stroking his ego...




really hard.

this will go down in history as the most confusingly horny smashing pumpkins thread of all time.

oh yeah... this will still be here tomorrow, won't it? oops.

... and then whisper sweet nothings about his HUGE intellect to all the twentysometings who could be bothered...

aww yeah, you guys should come chill in this sweet netphoria chatroom we're in!

billy won't want me because i'm not a myspace/L.A. scenester. and i'm in my 30s.

then we can all shave Skipgo's pikachu.

billy corgan doesn't discriminate with his ladies!

come to australia, we're way more more fun than NZ and there's fewer sheep

then we can all shave Skipgo's pikachu.

i have no idea what this means but im terrified...

billy won't want me because i'm not a myspace/L.A. scenester. and i'm in my 30s.

Actually, I got rejected because I didn't believe in God. He told me so. Not shit. So you have have bigger problems.

i have no idea what this means but im terrified...

me too. meeeee too.

come to australia, we're way more more fun than NZ and there's fewer sheep

well i have always wanted to go to oz...

Actually, I got rejected because I didn't believe in God. He told me so. Not shit. So you have have bigger problems.

theres an easy solution to this. next time tell him you believe in god

Billy said (typos and all):


miss...
Body:
Miss,

how can i add an atheist to my friends, when i so beleive in God? :)

actually, it is not important for you to believe as i, in fact my religion asks that i accept you as you are, which is beautiful and perfect...

however, i am always a bit taken aback by anyone who does not believe in SOMETHING :)

love, b

3 days until sydney and I am that excited it's kind of silly

I got this confirmed by the Pumpkin Queen that it was really him.

did you try to add his 'not billy' account?

lol, denied the pearly gates of corganstick

lol, denied the pearly gates of corganstick

That is what ALL MY FRIENDS SAID! And still... they said to me "could you please give up on that yoga-head/christian idiot now, he made it perfectly clear, jesus christ!

And you would think so... but no.


Sorry! I'm sure that makes me loser, I couldn't care less really.

it's ok, maybe he'll forget he loves god some day and there's your chance to POUNCE!

yoga head.. girl you can do better

i'm gonna try and add his real myspace now, just to see if he sends me a rejection letter.

theres an easy solution to this. next time tell him you believe in god
that phKristin
You are hereby my publicist! I'm hanging with Mary-Kate and that Photo-Kristin is a slut.


I have spoken. ;)

So I had a dream about Corgan last night...

Is this just me... but he is always so hard to catch in your dreams? I am always exhausted when I wake up and have fucked him good. And long. And for real.

i have no idea what that post means but im pretty sure you could charge 2 dollars an hour to read it over the phone

3 dollars to do it in a Corgan voice.

i'm gonna try and add his real myspace now, just to see if he sends me a rejection letter.

he bloody well should, you did the myspace thing, and if he rejects it then that's poor form

i would like to rescind prior birthday wishes at this time, if i may.

3 dollars to do it in a Corgan voice.

lol

3 dollars to do it in a Corgan voice.


Have you learned nothing? People will not pay good money to hear his voice, but they still wanna cream over the 90'ties.

Curse of Corgan...

And can somebody please post that "car key"-skit?

I love that!

Scit? Skit? I have no idea...

he bloody well should, you did the myspace thing, and if he rejects it then that's poor form

oh i just tried, but it said corgan was not his real last name, so i couldn't even try. oh well.

And can somebody please post that "car key"-scit?

I love that!

sry, no pr0n on the sp board

oh i just tried, but it said corgan was not his real last name, so i couldn't even try. oh well.

get the media militia onto that, not like there doing anything else productive

What is prOn?

Is it like this?

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yeah, exactly like that!

well its good to see this thread cooled down. we must have all taken a cold shower

"I need some more and more" "And I'm gonna fuck the world"


What could be possibly be wrong wong with that? ;)

the world might not want it before marriage!

warts, corgan knows all about that apparently

We should totally get back to dripping Corgan-fantasies... You wanna take this one, Skipgo?

lol no june_soma, i think you've had enough dripping corgan fantasies for one night

lol no june_soma, i think you've had enough dripping corgan fantasies for one night

You don't know me at all, do you? ;)

oh boy...

theres an easy solution to this. next time tell him you believe in god

Hindsight is 20-20..

Right?

yeah especially if you want to play with his corgan

I think I'll just play with myself.. As per usual. Sigh.

But I liked your little wordplay there!

and this thread just officially reached full creepiness potential!

purrrrr

And I trust, you'll spit upon my dust...


Better?

i don't know, zeitgeist lyrics are about as equally disturbing

actually, no. zeitgeist lyrics were more disturbing by far

Nobody... and so on and so forth...

Nobody... and so on and so forth...

whatchutalkinboutjune_soma?

i can only hope.

(truth be told, I'm adamantly against infidelity, so I'd never go through with it, but in theory, it's fun to imagine).

I'm sure this is when I say: False, but fun to pretend!

whatchutalkinboutjune_soma?

I just thought about "no bodies felt like you..." I'm too romantic for my own good.

lol, so much corgan love on netphoria tonight. i'm not used to it, i thought we were supposed to hate the shit out of him!

I know...

Here's a little serial killer song for you (BEAUTIFUL):


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didnt you already post that video?

I think june_soma is ready to get corganed.

it's too late she already took matters into her own hands, so to speak...

I know...

Here's a little serial killer song for you (BEAUTIFUL):


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No! I didn't! But whatever.... See ya all tomorrow.

good night!

didnt you already post that video?

No! I didn't!

you little scamp! you changed the video on me! how could you do such a thing to me?

gnite

permission to break thread

<iceddairybeverage>

permission to break thread

granted. (not that it matters coming from me)

There is a similar thread to this on blamo, equally full of creeps

billy should feel very proud.

my gf doesn't put up with any of it, yet she doesn't mind hearing the feverish dreams i have that often ******* billy
last night it was some practice into show into circus into midnight mass dream
it was quite interesting the way the band members slowly got replaced by regular people who didn't know how to actually play music and then the venue got filled with orthodox jews who came with their families of 10.
billy yelled at me because i was leaning into the organ & playing appropriate chords with my head. "NO ORGAN, if i wanted organ in the sound, we'd have organ! STOP interrupting the show!!!" and then he laughed like he was just pretending to be a jack ass.

Does netphoria put up with my ramblings?
didn't think so.

hey guys. what's going on this thread?

it was 2 am; that's my only excuse.

i want do die every second

thanks june_soma :) (and happy birthday!)

i think my husband is pretty much aware. we had an agreement that i can have sex with billy if the opportunity were to arise. The catch being, of course, that it won't.

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:rofl:

oh i just tried, but it said corgan was not his real last name, so i couldn't even try. oh well.
haha i also tried this one without any success.do you think this is his real personal myspace?what confuses me is that he logged in the last time sometime last year...but i had to find out that you can send a message to someone although you are not added to his friends...i wrote: "mr corgan?" :dammit:

i do think it's his myspace.

i think i should make a new account...something like ashley pineapple, 23, from l.a.,loves god.this should work. but why hasn't he logged in that long?or are you able to change this date thing in myspace?

he has better things to do than talk to stalkers and fangirls

oh i didn't know, i'm sorry

worship the rockstar, but seriously leave the man alone - you are only going to be disapointed

kahlo: voice of reason

awww shit, this thread was epic fail!

FOR REAL!

still though, i found it in me to crank four out while reading it.

I forgot about this thread!

Probably because it was my after hours bithdaythread and I had three bottles of champagne. But I thought it was kinda neat. Yes, I said "neat". :)

it was a pretty frenzied thread where we all rediscovered that we were corgsexuals and most of us regretted it in the morning. I just hope corgan wasn't reading it. Im glad you had a good birthday getting wasted and horny for corgan though, june_soma!

Me too!

:)

I guess it all comes out when you're drunk, huh? ;) But I had a ball, and you guys are so wonderful. It's so wonderful to come here and talk about Billy. Like I'm sure you know... Nobody else gets it.

yeah, talking about billy corgan and the pumpkins to people who never were fans of them at any point is usually a terrible train wreck of an experience. if i say the name billy corgan one more time, im pretty sure my friends are going to choke me to death.

yeah, talking about billy corgan and the pumpkins to people who never were fans of them at any point is usually a terrible train wreck of an experience. if i say the name billy corgan one more time, im pretty sure my friends are going to choke me to death.

^
This is why I don't have a boyfriend. No really!

lol awww naw you can't let corgan get in the way of getting some!

Obviously I can. ;)

well you can but you shouldn't! it's not sanitary! Corgan wouldn't want you to.

So wait.. is Corgan a diaphragm now, or a cock-blocker?

*******

fuck

lol

So wait.. is Corgan a diaphragm now, or a cock-blocker?

now i have to dig up the story of how my friend said "i can't believe i just got cockblocked by billy corgan", after billy got the girl my friend had been trying to hook up with all day to go backstage. Or no, i don't have to dig it up; there it is.

Are you one of those people who drive your loved ones crazy?

Does your loved ones bend over backward to justify your obsession? (buy records, go to concerts, stalk Billy.. and so on)...

Does your Billy-obsession interfere with your current relationship?

Does your friends celebrate your birthday by giving you a mix of champagne and SP-songs?

Do people understand when you say you can't make a family party/birthday party/ briss/ something important because you're on the next flight to see the Pumpkins?

Does all your sexual dreams ******* Corgan in any way?

yes, i drive her crazy.

she doesn't really "bend over backwards", but she's very forgiving when i travel around to shows, listen to liveshows, watch dvds, etc.

no, it definitey doesn't intefere...its just accepted as part of my personality & interests.

no, my friends don't do that.

haha, yes...i missed 2 wedddings (1 for a pretty close friend) due to pumpkins shows in 2007. i made it up to them with gifts, taking them to dinner, etc.

definitely no, for the last question.

lol awww naw you can't let corgan get in the way of getting some!

Depends on what she looks like.

i bet billy garskis










himself

when my ipod is on "shuffle" and my bf is in the car with me, i have to skip practically every song bc hes never liked SP. he knows how i am though..so in my head my pumpkins poster cancels out his bad brains poster.
i do still have a 3 inch binder full of articles from papers and magazines from middle school. most people are polite about my musical taste though. when i see my gramma she asks me if i still like them. i used to try to get her to teach me "my blue heaven" on piano when i would visit.

I bought that stupid fucking smashing potatoes shirt. Thats how much of a loser I am.

when i see my gramma she asks me if i still like them. i used to try to get her to teach me "my blue heaven" on piano when i would visit.

How cute! :)