Girlfriend was physically stuck to the seat — her skin had grown around it

NESS CITY, Kan. - Deputies said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years, and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said a man called his office last month to report that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman’s skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.
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“We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital,” Whipple said. “The hospital removed it.”

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

“She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body,” Whipple said. “It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself.”

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

“And her reply would be, ‘Maybe tomorrow,”’ Whipple said. “According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom.”

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that “there was something wrong with his girlfriend,” Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was “somewhat disoriented,” and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

“She said that she didn’t need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave,” he said.

She was taken to a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple’s names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz in Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.


....WHAT?!

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally disabled.


uh

that is somewhat peculiar

when you gotta go, you gotta go.

ok... so this means she was probably grossly overweight. because my ass would certainly not grow AROUND a fucking toilet seat.

anyone else reminded of the movie Idiocracy? I would have put a TV in that bathroom and watched Ow My Balls.

ok... so this means she was probably grossly overweight. because my ass would certainly not grow AROUND a fucking toilet seat.

i keep picture the skin just attaching to the toilet and then ever-so-slowly enveloping the seat.

pretty hot.

:hurl:

And I thought the story about the couch was bad. Holy shit.

But did he get head.

It's a good thing Mr. Whipple's on this case.

What did he do when he needed the toilet?

She would soon regret the extra glass of prune juice she had that faithful morning...

took a shit in the kitchen sink like the rest of us

I'm thinking that he might have used her mouth as a toilet.

What did he do when he needed the toilet?

I came in here to ask this question.
Maybe she just opened her mouth.

has anyone heard from obscured01 lately?

maybe, just maybe... he had TWO bathrooms!

That's a possibility.

has anyone heard from obscured01 lately?

:banging:

I felt like I was going to be on the toilet for 2 years, yesterday. Know what I'm sayin'

I felt like I was going to be on the toilet for 2 years, yesterday. Know what I'm sayin'
Let me guess, you went to McDonalds or Taco Bell.

It's a good thing Mr. Whipple's on this case.

I laughed at that, too.

Let me guess, you went to McDonalds or Taco Bell.



Mac attack, baby. Man, that shits like a razor blade in the stomach

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=16721010

uh

Mentally handicapped and mentally disturbed are two different things.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=16721010

Leave it up to you when sleuthing on myspace needs to be done.

Yes, only I exist in the complex world of entering Kory McFarren into a search box

holy god

So if she was on his toilet 24/7 where did he go to the bathroom at?

To Starla, are you familiar with "scat"?

fuck.

two years without wiping?

when this is the most recently posted in thread, the main index says Woman sits on boyfriend's...
then the name of whoever posted last

who's got the best user name for htis? floppy nono? who else?

Woman sits on boyfriend's...
wally

the guys whose user name is "Penis".

when this is the most recently posted in thread, the main index says Woman sits on boyfriend's...
then the name of whoever posted last

who's got the best user name for htis? floppy nono? who else?


god damn it, I WAS BORN FOR THIS JOB!!

Woman sits on boyfriend's...
BlGSWINGINGDICK

Woman sits on boyfriend's
Charmbag

beef curtains

sppunk

Richard III

it's quirky and i like it!

Wait... how did she eat? He had to have brought her food...

Wait... how did she eat? He had to have brought her food...

uhm

read the article?

holy shit guys.. it's so simple!

Woman sits on boyfriend's...
D.

Wait... how did she eat? He had to have brought her food...

the guinea pig method....:erm:

Wait... how did she eat? He had to have brought her food...

it says that in the article

Damn it, I read every part but that >.<

Nevermind.

But really, eating on the toilet is vile.

Not leaving the toilet for 2 years somehow tops that I think.

Woman sits on boyfriend's...
<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=32630&d=1202929817" width=600>

how bad must that woman have smelled

To Starla, are you familiar with "scat"?

Well I am now. LOL tyvm.




Slang term for coprophilia, a sexual fetish involving feces
Technical term for feces. (from scatology)

[edit] Arts and Entertainment
Scat singing: a form of improvisational singing common in jazz
Scatman John: a popular musician

Man, this place teaches me something new I never, ever wanted to know every day.

I'm surprised the toilet didn't eventually collapse out from underneath her fat ass.

I wonder if the toilet was empty when the police showed up.....hmmm...

I'm surprised the toilet didn't eventually collapse out from underneath her fat ass.

I wonder if the toilet was empty when the police showed up.....hmmm...

there's no evidence that she was fat

there's no evidence that she was fat

Except that she was sitting in one place for two years. Though true, she may not have been fed very much...but she was also wearing sweatpants, so...

:think:

Maybe she did bicep curls or arm circles while she was on the toilet. Maybe she has a super buff upper body like Madonna.

damn, that shit had better be worth it.

So if she was on his toilet 24/7 where did he go to the bathroom at?

HELLO!

I'd also like to know if this specific toilet was still running...did it have water in it?

there's no evidence that she was fat

in fact, the news story mentions that her legs looks like they may have atrophied

i'm no doctor, but wouldn't a muscle that has come into disuse be smaller than normal?

in fact, the news story mentions that her legs looks like they may have atrophied

i'm no doctor, but wouldn't a muscle that has come into disuse be smaller than normal?

what are we getting at here

that i have nothing better to do

I'd also like to know what she did to keep herself occupied while sitting on the shitter for 2 years...for all we know, she's been posting on NETPHORIAZ!

Come out, weirdo...
Maybe it's Lola.

HELLO!

I don't wanna even believe these people practiced scatology. I hope she ate normally, or maybe he chewed up her food for her and dropped it into her mouth like a baby bird.

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I emailed this to my news producer today (who is usually extremely professional) and her one word reply was BARF

page 3 and no one is mocking the OP for posting stuff from digg?

i'm terribly disappointed by this forum.

I don't wanna even believe these people practiced scatology. I hope she ate normally, or maybe he chewed up her food for her and dropped it into her mouth like a baby bird.

I was just saying hello because several people said the exact same thing before you.

How did the guy take a dump if she was on the toilet the whole time???

page 3 and no one is mocking the OP for posting stuff from digg?

i'm terribly disappointed by this forum.

I have no idea what digg is but I was linked to the article from livejournal, actually.

How did the guy take a dump if she was on the toilet the whole time???

he held it. the entire time.

Apparently when she eventually came out she said "I'd give it 10min if I was you"

I hope she at least knew to give it a courtesy flush or two.

i would have broken up with her after a few months.

Maybe he didn't feel like buying a new toilet seat.

Do you think he just sat on her lap?

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I like all of the toilet pictures, which are clearly labeled "file photo" just so we don't mistake it for THE toilet.

Hey Bob, we're going to need maybe 2 or 3 stock photos of toilets....

fuckin kansas

I was just saying hello because several people said the exact same thing before you.

It's a bad habit. :blush: I tend to scroll down through the page too fast without reading everything.

fuckin kansas

lol