because each time that i am at home alone and i start feeling really hungry, and i cook some meat, i'll drain the grease into the cup. can you guys help me think of neat things to do with this cup?

ill check this thread in the morning, i jsut took a sleeping pill because my finger is throbbing because i burned it in boiling water when iw as cooking some spaghetti that i put the cooked meat onto tonight. there is grease from ground beef, ground buffalo, ground ostritch, and regular beef in the cups

maybe some tasty gravy
i save the grease when i make bacon, and you use it when you cook eggs
tastes sooo good

grease up
pose down

i was thikning i could maybe do eight of these or so, four for each foot, strap 'em together, and i'd have grease skates. might be good enough to glide down the big hill on fillmore street one time, during our coldest day, so they don't melt too quickly


LOOKS LIKE MEAT'S <i>BACK</i> ON THE MENU, BOOOOYS!!


edit: is this stuff flammable? because if so, you could light it after i rode them down the hill, and my tracks would ignight up the hill, and it'd remind many people of back to the future!!

i guess they could be used as pucks in a game of street hockey or somethign

i save it in the cup so that it doesn't get poured down the drain, solidifying and clogging the pipes

i wonder if it were melted down carefully, could we distill any fine substances from it? weapons grade fuel? some sort of facial hydrating mud mask? there's something we can do,we just have to figure it out

use them as a gel to shave your Mahoneys with

good call, i may have ot take that one under serious consideration


i was thinking about marketing it as a paste to be applied under the nostrils of reluctant vegetarians, or even kids who refuse to eat their greens. with scent being a powerful component of taste, inhaling the vapors from our undernose paste might be powerful enough to get the reluctant vegetarian over the hump, with the sensation of cooked meat so strong in their senses, and migh get the ungrateful snot nosed little fuckers to eat their god damned greens

what about applying some to the handle of a despised grandmother's cane. whoopsie!!

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maybe we could put it in cubes, with one side concave in the middle, and the whole thing dyed blue. when your opponent in a game of billiards goes to chalk his cue, he'll grab our fake meat grase cube and rub that on his cue. should he have a lousy shot, well then haha!! and we've found a neat prank. if he has an amazing shot, we might have stumbled upon a next-generation performance enhancer

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well it's solid. do you propose heating it and then chugging it? what if it coagulates in my arteries and veins and other tubes i don't know the names of? i could very well die. are you trying to increase the chances that i die an early death?

is chugging it not oh i get it... it's like solid. you can't just chug it, thus the conundrum. well, back to the drawing board.

capillaries?

if you ever have to make the passageway from the bay side to the ocean side of monomoy island, you know the hot middle passage is inhabited by horsehead flies, viscious, aggressive predatory flies that leave nasty welts. smear our miracle substance over one of your least favorite friends, and while he's being swarmed by every horsehead fly within 20 miles, the rest of your crew can safely pass to the ocean side of the island!!! get out the bocci balls, fellas!!! first game is in the memory of lil justin over there.. that is not smoke, it is a swarm of flies. and vultures. ohh, it looks like the vultures are moving in now. ok, game on@

take a picture of it!

edit: eat it

wear it as a hat

put a tassel in and wear it as a fez

Jesse your brain works too quickly and elaborately sometimes

the sleeping pill is about to set in, i don't think i'll be able to make many more situations before i conk out..

you know how surfers have sex wax they put on their boards for grip? we could cook the meat a little extra bloody, and collect the blood and grease, and then create Sex Wax, 1XMonth formula. as these surfers head to sea with blood and grease from slaughtered animals, we're sure to have a feeding frenzy. charge tourists extravagant rates to sit in shark cages to film the carnage. surfers will not be pro or amatuer surfing enthusiasts, but those convicted of hate crimes and forced to wear some sweet wetsuits. proceeds to go getting me a bigger kitchen to make more of this catalyst for the carnival of carnage!!

ok i'm sure there will be plenty to top these come tomorrow. it's going to be a great day!! i can feel it!!

Heated lube?

like.. mechanical lube? handlebar grease? apply it to a rusty hinge? is that what you mean?

i bet if i took the powder from those lipton soups and those whatever those ones are that college kids eat, those squarish packs of noodles i forgot what to call them (we called it favorite soup in my family, though sometimes 'oodles of noodles')... well if we gather up lots of that seasoning salt, and mash it into the grease i've got, i bet we've go tthe making for some very burly bullion cubes. this could be so awesome. heat 6 cubs of water to a boil. drop in one of our large bullion pucks. 'animal flavor'. let dissolve. add noodles if desired. familiar feel of home with a ridiculous, garish twist that'll make it feel more me. i like it and im willing to try ti

like.. mechanical lube? handlebar grease? apply it to a rusty hinge? is that what you mean?

Absolutely! All of the above! Fabulous@!

All fantastic ideas. But what of this: donate it to Netphoria?

Forum 9 maybe?

massage it into your hair and visit the zoo

Pour it on a girl's tits

what's the difference between ground beef and regular beef?

what's the difference between ground beef and regular beef?

Ground beef is like mince.

and regular beef? like steak?

I would think so.

Pour it on a girl's tits

mccririck....?

Feed it to a homeless guy

If I may add to this; a classmate of mine has 2, 5 gallon culligan bottles in the back of his truck full of old car oil. What should he do with it?

be a child, and throw it at a moving bus.

If I may add to this; a classmate of mine has 2, 5 gallon culligan bottles in the back of his truck full of old car oil. What should he do with it?

Take it to an oil disposal depot.

ramen. that's the name i couldn't think of last night. i barely remember making the posts in this thread, i was nearly asleep

mccririck....?

ya know....

also, i meant freezer. i keep this cup in my freezer

ground ostritch?

yeah, it's not incredibly different than beef or buffalo, just real lean and tastes a little different.

Does it float? maybe you could fashion a sail from some chopsticks and a plastic butter lid, and you have the HMS Queen Lardo.

Hair wax? Can you slice it? you should carve out a little grease man, then engineer perilous situations for him to evade. You could make the Lurpak mans arch nemesis. FatAnimusGreasius the terrible.

go tanning.

you go tanning

and get the hell out of here

why do you occupy your time with this bullhit. i've been a bit too active on here during this week to give that question any real weight but still.

you go tanning

and get the hell out of here

you're the pasty one. creep.

why do you occupy your time with this bullhit. i've been a bit too active on here during this week to give that question any real weight but still.



i don't know, i suppose i'm trying to amuse myself. does it bother you?

make meat scented soap/candles.

I like ostrich burgers.

gut out a red or green pepper. pour the delicious sauce inside half way. add a bunch of potatoes and bits of sausage and onions and shit until its all full up. then batter the sucker whole. and then deep fry it. then deep fry it with the rest of the grease plus some fresh stuff. then get really stoned and watch fifth element and eat that fucker.

if you ever have to make the passageway from the bay side to the ocean side of monomoy island, you know the hot middle passage is inhabited by horsehead flies, viscious, aggressive predatory flies that leave nasty welts. smear our miracle substance over one of your least favorite friends, and while he's being swarmed by every horsehead fly within 20 miles, the rest of your crew can safely pass to the ocean side of the island!!! get out the bocci balls, fellas!!! first game is in the memory of lil justin over there.. that is not smoke, it is a swarm of flies. and vultures. ohh, it looks like the vultures are moving in now. ok, game on@


i will try this with some galley grease when horsefly season comes to alaska. there's a week or two up there where going ashore in the woods is a bad idea. size of hummingbirds.

wait, it's a paper cup? :erm:

i keep a metal can in the freezer and when it's full i throw it away

two girls, one cup

SLIP AND SLIDE