i had sex with her this weekend and she had a little blood creep out today. her friends mom said that happened when she got pregnant. im reading up on that and no literature suggests this is a signal especially so early. but im getting morning afters tomorrow.

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is this to say you think you knocked her up or to say you may have fucked her so hard you knocked the shit out of her already existent baby?

well shes on no birth control and i didn't use a condom but didn't cum in her. pretty stupid of me but it is what it is.

i don't think shes pregnant. i figured she probably had a little tear are something because she was pretty tiny and my dicks not the smallest thing in the world. but the fact that her friends mom said that has her freaking the fuck out, and me too i suppose as well.

thanks sbt.

don't worry bra, metal coathangers are probably pretty cheap on ebay at this point!




How small are we talking? Because i just got a terrible mental image of you having one of those fake giant black cocks and fucking a midget.

Aren't morning after pills only effective for like 48 hours? Better get on that bud.

This weekend? Like yesterday or two-days-ago? Chances are high that your sperm wouldn't even be all the way up at her ovum. Maybe your manliness just broke something in there. Was it her first time?

Also, whatever happened to safe sex?

This happened to me last semester. Girl tried to say she was pregnant two weeks after we had sex. She lied and said she took multiple pregnancy tests, but of course she was bullshitting and just late on her period. No way the girl your talking about can know if she's pregnant already if you just had sex with her this past weekend. She sounds like a idiot like most of these girls who who jump to the early conclusion that they are pregnant.

according to the plan B's website its effective up to 120 hours, and of course its best asap. however its 12:13 at night and just learned about this and have no access to it. ill have to get it tomorrow.


i had sex with her probably around 4 or five in the morning saturday, and again around the same time sunday. neither times i came, however there was no protection, even still it just seems so fucking unlikely.


and safe sex is still around, however common sense and good judgment have escaped me. and of all the people...not good.

This happened to me last semester. Girl tried to say she was pregnant two weeks after we had sex. She lied and said she took multiple pregnancy tests, but of course she was bullshitting and just late on her period. No way the girl your talking about can know if she's pregnant already if you just had sex with her this past weekend. She sounds like a idiot like most of these girls who who jump to the early conclusion that they are pregnant.



lol, you can't call them idiots if you did them without protection.

according to the plan B's website its effective up to 120 hours, and of course its best asap. however its 12:13 at night and just learned about this and have no access to it. ill have to get it tomorrow.


i had sex with her probably around 4 or five in the morning saturday, and again around the same time sunday. neither times i came, however there was no protection, even still it just seems so fucking unlikely.


and safe sex is still around, however common sense and good judgment have escaped me. and of all the people...not good.


But the question we all want answered is was she a midget?!?!

lol, you can't call them idiots if you did them without protection.

No I did use protection, girl was a fucking idiot. That was the one time I did a random one night stand with a girl I did not know, never again. Not safe std wise and you don't know what kind of nutcase you are dealing with.

shes pretty inexperienced. i think she lost her virginity by date rape. shes quite concerned and by no means can we actually date because of certain circumstances.

No I did use protection, girl was a fucking idiot.

Well you probably should have put that in your post!

But the question we all want answered is was she a midget?!?!

nope. probably 5'3" 110 pounds hispanic b or c cup with inexperienced vagina.

nope. probably 5'3" 110 pounds hispanic b or c cup with inexperienced vagina.


AWWWWWW YEAAAAAH, STUFFIN' THE BEEF IN THE TAQUITO!!!


:rockon:

This happened to me last semester. Girl tried to say she was pregnant two weeks after we had sex. She lied and said she took multiple pregnancy tests, but of course she was bullshitting and just late on her period. No way the girl your talking about can know if she's pregnant already if you just had sex with her this past weekend. She sounds like a idiot like most of these girls who who jump to the early conclusion that they are pregnant.

ew i can't stand you

shes pretty inexperienced. i think she lost her virginity by date rape. shes quite concerned and by no means can we actually date because of certain circumstances.

Do not worry yourself over this. I can pretty much guarantee you did not get this girl pregnant if the only time you've had sex with her has been this past weekend. If she does turn out to be pregnant than it's blatant that it's not your kid and she knows that but for whatever reason is trying to put it on you.

according to the plan B's website its effective up to 120 hours, and of course its best asap. however its 12:13 at night and just learned about this and have no access to it. ill have to get it tomorrow.


i had sex with her probably around 4 or five in the morning saturday, and again around the same time sunday. neither times i came, however there was no protection, even still it just seems so fucking unlikely.


and safe sex is still around, however common sense and good judgment have escaped me. and of all the people...not good.

they also say it can work up to 5 days later, but you need to get that first pill in her asap

AWWWWWW YEAAAAAH, STUFFIN' THE BEEF IN THE TAQUITO!!!


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kinda what i was thinkin at 4 in the mornin sat and sun.

they also say it can work up to 5 days later, but you need to get that first pill in her asap

120 is five days but yeah i know i have to get it to her in a rather incognito fashion. worlds would collide if certain friends and parents found out about this.

Do not worry yourself over this. I can pretty much guarantee did not get this girl pregnant if the only time you've had sex with her has been this past weekend. If she does turn out to be pregnant than it's blatant that it's not your kid and she knows that but for whatever reason is trying to put it on you.

oh really dr. banana? so if he only had sex with her one weekend she couldn't possibly be pregnant? interesting.. and all this time i was under the impression that one time was all it took..

god just use a fuckin rubber

^ lol @ post 21.

Garret if she's inexperienced it's probably a tear - that happens. But GET THAT MORNING AFTERS NOW.

Do not worry yourself over this. I can pretty much guarantee you did not get this girl pregnant if the only time you've had sex with her has been this past weekend. If she does turn out to be pregnant than it's blatant that it's not your kid and she knows that but for whatever reason is trying to put it on you.

dude don't post shit when you have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

120 is five days but yeah i know i have to get it to her in a rather incognito fashion. worlds would collide if certain friends and parents found out about this.

oh looky there 120/5=24....yep :blush:

oh really dr. banana? so if he only had sex with her one weekend she couldn't possibly be pregnant? interesting.. and all this time i was under the impression that one time was all it took..

Oh yeah, she got fucked this past weekend and on Monday is able to tell that she's pregnant? Are you fucking kidding me? Girl sounds like a massive idiot who is putting a guy through unnecessary stress just because she's too fucking stupid to realize that there's no way to tell if she's pregnant this early. Guy didn't even cum, and I understand precum can still get something cooking in the oven, but come on. You're so defensive of this idiot girl, sounds like you're one of those paranoid bitches that likes to put guys through unnecessary scares.

god just use a fuckin rubber

i hate condoms.

then be prepared to impregnate.

i dont like condoms either, but they're better than small children

fill her puss with silly putty from those cool neon eggs, then.

with this family's luck i wasn't the least bit surprised i got a text and phone call about this. i've heard more stories about death, accidental teenage pregnancy, abuse, alcoholism, cancer and the works then i wouldn't want anything to do with. great choice garrett.


her friends were telling her to not tell me or worry me about it because it "drives guys away".

then be prepared to impregnate.

i dont like condoms either, but they're better than small children

i like the pill.

but i know, im aware of the stupidity. and ill man up to anything that happens.

you expect random girls to be on the pill?

if she was your girlfriend, sure. I know that i'd never expect a girl to be on the pill during a random encounter, so i always pack a johnny just in case

nope i knew she wasn't. and i wasn't expecting this to happen or that i'd need a rubber. in fact i don't think i even have any. i should pick some up at the health center tomorrow when i get this goddamn plan B. they're free there and fuck i hate paying for condoms. its like paying for sex which isn't right.

I know this is like fighting with a wall.. but I'm pretty bored so I don't really mind.

Do not worry yourself over this. I can pretty much guarantee you did not get this girl pregnant if the only time you've had sex with her has been this past weekend. If she does turn out to be pregnant than it's blatant that it's not your kid and she knows that but for whatever reason is trying to put it on you.

Now see there? the text I highlighted for you? where you say you can guarantee she is not pregnant IF the only time he had sex with her was this weekend?

Oh yeah, she got fucked this past weekend and on Monday is able to tell that she's pregnant? Are you fucking kidding me? Girl sounds like a massive idiot who is putting a guy through unnecessary stress just because she's too fucking stupid to realize that there's no way to tell if she's pregnant this early. Guy didn't even cum, and I understand precum can still get something cooking in the oven, but come on. You're so defensive of this idiot girl, sounds like you're one of those paranoid bitches that likes to put guys through unnecessary scares.

Now here you go on to ramble about how she said she *thinks* she is pregnant 2 days later.. do you see now? two different things..

and you can see in my post i pointed out that you must be a dr. to have such extensive knowledge on pregnancy

i'm not defending "this idiot girl" at all.. im just pointing out what an idiot you are, even though it's obvious to everyone except you. .


don't take it out on me because you sleep with psychopaths who poke holes in condoms

is it too early to push her down the stairs?

no

they're free there and fuck i hate paying for condoms. its like paying for sex which isn't right.

i want to use this line in the next week if possible

well what i mean is it too early to push her down the stairs and kill mini me?

animals

Now see there? the text I highlighted for you? where you say you can guarantee she is not pregnant IF the only time he had sex with her was this weekend?

Now here you go on to ramble about how she said she *thinks* she is pregnant 2 days later.. do you see now? two different things..

and you can see in my post i pointed out that you must be a dr. to have such extensive knowledge on pregnancy

i'm not defending "this idiot girl" at all.. im just pointing out what an idiot you are, even though it's obvious to everyone except you. .

don't take it out on me because you sleep woth psychopaths who poke holes in condoms


What do you mean two different things? If she's trying to say she's pregnant after having sex with this guy this past weekend, she's an idiot. There's no way to know if you're pregnant after only 1-2 days after sex. He didn't cum, she is not pregnant. And noones ever poked holes in my condoms. Just because a dumb bitch wanted to think she was pregnant doesn't mean I actually got her pregnant.

is it too early to push her down the stairs?

perhaps, but if she wont have an abortion.. i remember hearing about some kind of "abortion pill", now im not too sure about the technicalities of it but if it's what is sounds like maybe it's possible to slip it in her drink down the road.. it's just good to think about all your options now

her friends mom said she bleed a few days after sex every time that she was pregnant and said she's screwed. thats what has freaked her (and i) out.

have you thought about adoption?
or feed her a lot of x-lax and hopefully she will shit out the fetus, miracles do happen.

perhaps, but if she wont have an abortion.. i remember hearing about some kind of "abortion pill", now im not too sure about the technicalities of it but if it's what is sounds like maybe it's possible to slip it in her drink down the road.. it's just good to think about all your options now

not possible. shes has to get that one. with parental consent.

and interestingly after we stopped fuckin around sunday she said should we get a morning after pill and i was indifferent. then she said that she didn't think she could ever have an abortion because she couldn't kill something living in her. or some shit like that. but then today shes like "im not doing this".


ive gotten my self in quite a pickle.

is she talking about implantation bleeding which can happen about 3 weeks to a month after the last period.

has she ever got the birth control shot?
My friend got it and after it expired she bled for 3 months straight.

Some women have a small amount of vaginal bleeding around 11 or 12 days after conception

also true (birth control shot), that happened to me, but only for a month, not fun at all

Aren't morning after pills only effective for like 48 hours? Better get on that bud.

del.

i saw you got that covered. never heard 120 hours before, i thought it was 72. also the pharmacist will tell you it is only 60% effective, on avg. still..

Some women have a small amount of vaginal bleeding around 11 or 12 days after conception

everything i've read tonight says small amounts of vag blood happens but not nearly this soon. so yeah thats whats made me feel a bit better.

this seems so ridiculous but its was a fertile time of the month which has freaked me out

mmm vag blood

has she ever got the birth control shot?
My friend got it and after it expired she bled for 3 months straight.

shes on no birth control but she said after this shes going right on it, this worry is not worth it.

no shit

but before, not during your fucking.

have you asked her about her sexual history?

i had a discussion with a girl at work this weekend who has kids, and she was telling me all the symptoms in the beginning and that most people ovulate(can get pregnant) 2 weeks after their period.. not sure how true this is and im too lazy to research it. Actually, it was around 5 am on sunday morning.. around the same time you were having sex i guess..

del.

i saw you got that covered. never heard 120 hours before, i thought it was 72. also the pharmacist will tell you it is only 60% effective, on avg. still..
http://ec.princeton.edu/questions/eceffect.html

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Emergency contraceptive pills work best if you take them as soon as possible after you have sex without using other contraception, your regular birth control fails, or you are forced to have sex. Even though emergency contraception is often called the “morning after pill” or “day after pill,” you can actually use any type of emergency contraceptive pill for up to 5 days (120 hours) and still significantly reduce the chances that you’ll get pregnant.

i had a discussion with a girl at work this who has kids, and she was telling me all the symptoms in the beginning and that most people ovulate(can get pregnant) 2 weeks after their period.. not sure how true this is and im too lazy to research it. Actually, it was around 5 am on sunday morning.. around the same time you were having sex i guess..

lol.

man Giarksi and Banana's point is flying so far above Sarcastic Smile's head that I'm sure God is all "hey, point."

have you asked her about her sexual history?

yeah. she tells stories to appease the person shes tellin them to. she told my co worker, her aunt, that she still has her v tag. she told me she was date raped once. then she told me tonight the last time she had sex was 7 months ago.

she told me at first she told her friends that she had this blood and had sex this weekend but not with who. i called bullshit and said im not going to get mad that won't help anything just be honest, who knows we hooked up? she said her friend. i said and the other friend too right?......yeah...

man Giarksi and Banana's point is flying so far above Sarcastic Smile's head that I'm sure God is all "hey, point."

im not participating in their argument.

is she 16 or older?

yes.

man Giarksi and Banana's point is flying so far above Sarcastic Smile's head that I'm sure God is all "hey, point."

oh really they have the same point? can you varify this cigarski? I cigarski's point and agree with it obviously, but i didnt even notice banana even had a point..

ok, then banana's point is flying so far above your head, God is all...well, you know the rest.

um. i don't know really what you guys were arguing about. i really didn't think i had participated in it.

so what if this chicks pregnant? or do we think thats such a far shot theres not a lot to think about yet

if she is, catch your life up

he said it wasn't possible to get a girl pregnant by having sex with her one weekend... i said he must be a dr.

so what if this chicks pregnant? or do we think thats such a far shot theres not a lot to think about yet

she is most likely not.. she shouldnt be freaking out either because stress can delay your period.. then there will be more needless freaking out..

she might alreary be pregnant and this might be some kind of SCAM to get you to pay for the abortion because the other guy is a dead beat.. or she isn't and isn't going to keep you "abortion" money for a shopping spree... unfortunately you can't take the chance of not paying because then you will be paying 18 years of child support.. ugh both sexes are sick

well if she is then guess I won't be visiting you in the summer.

But seriously, you're gonna finish college in May and it seems she is in no way ready to have a kid.

So abort.

it'll be like juno....not soo good

well those yellow shorts were rather fetching so not all bad

except his Mexican lass surely cant be as annoying and stupid as Ellen Page

im going to lock my dick up until i'm thirty. last month a girl i'd been sleeping with told me she got herpes in december and decided to tell me after many encounters.

but i might be pregnant girl is an extremely guilty person. shes won't let you buy her anything. i don't see a scam i see a young inexperienced girl who was told by a mom of two that her vagina bleeding was a sign of pregnancy and she doesn't know better. either do i, i guess.

well if she is then guess I won't be visiting you in the summer.

But seriously, you're gonna finish college in May and it seems she is in no way ready to have a kid.

So abort.

:(



yeah lets just say shes in no way about to finish school anytime soon. this is all not a good thing.

jim bean and camels and i got a paper to write with this hanging over me.

any woman who doesn't look after her own birth control is pretty stupid

:(



yeah lets just say shes in no way about to finish school anytime soon. this is all not a good thing.

jim bean and camels and i got a paper to write with this hanging over me.

I thought you'd quit.

she kept saying this isn't your problem this is my body and my fault. i feel bad because i like her, but as i said the circumstances are that we just can date because of her family. we were both stupid i dont blame her a bit. im older and have more experience i should have known better.

I thought you'd quit.

i picked a bad time to give that a shot.

any woman who doesn't look after her own birth control is pretty stupid

she is young, maybe she will start after this

i think i need to puke.

not because of anything in this thread, but because i had two beers at the show tonight and i haven't drank in a really long time. :erm:

she is young, maybe she will start after this

given our dialog and how much she was said she was freaking out today yeah i'd say she's interested in giving bc a try.

(at D.) ^ did that on saturday, have felt like shit since then

er I thought the pill was only for 72 hours.

er I thought the pill was only for 72 hours.

yes but UP TO 5 days!

im surprised no one said "pics or it didnt happen"

Women - the greatest scam in the universe.


tbh.

(at D.) ^ did that on saturday, have felt like shit since then

yeah, pretty good sign to never drink beer again.

this dude remids me of a bunch of gay dudes i met who said "uh, i'm allegric to latex..." so they dont have to use a condom. lame. what a crock of shit.

paying my bills doesn't feel good and doesn't make me cum. i still do it, dumbshit. because if i don't i'll get evicted. or get aids.

(or herpes which this guy apparently has..?)

im going to lock my dick up until i'm thirty. last month a girl i'd been sleeping with told me she got herpes in december and decided to tell me after many encounters.


so you have herpes :confused: you said u "never" use condoms.. so...

edit: peabody you bastard i came back online having thought about this and you beat me >= [

men who pays their bills make me cum. But yeah mine was belgian beer and I'm not going near that again for a long while.

Edit: i hate moochers

this dude remids me of a bunch of gay dudes i met who said "uh, i'm allegric to latex..." so they dont have to use a condom. lame. what a crock of shit.

paying my bills doesn't feel good and doesn't make me cum. i still do it, dumbshit. because if i don't i'll get evicted. or get aids.

(or herpes which this guy apparently has..?)

yeah. so when did i say that i didn't put my self in a bad situation and made a completely piss poor judgment call.


and i got tested for the herpes. that was a nightmare but i came out clean.

so you have herpes :confused: you said u "never" use condoms.. so...

edit: peabody you bastard i came back online having thought about this and you beat me >= [

she brought condoms so i wore them. i will i just don't have them on me. if its a request no problem, or if i have them we're good. but in relationships i don't use them or if i know they're on the pill im ok with it.


but like i said, this was a lack of judgment i don't know how else to say.

I really don't get why most guys don't even think to put on a condom until a girl stops and asks them to...

yeah and they wonder how babies happen. dumbasses

she didn't ask me to, and no ones asking how babies happen.

she didn't ask me to, and no ones asking how babies happen.

that wasnt directed at you dude. just dudes in general.

oh ok. i've done my best to man up to my mistake in this thread. and like i said ill play my cards that are dealt.

She's not a pro-lifer is she?

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She's not a pro-lifer is she?

she was as i learned after we cooled it and decided no more until protection sunday morning. tone sounded a bit different tonight.

when i got pregnant, i had that spotty thing a few days later. And it literally took less than a week for me to start feeling all weird and woozy thanks to a big drop in blood pressure. I didn't connect either to being pregnant at the time, until the late period a week later. Yeah, I think it's a stretch to believe that a girl could know she was pregnant so soon, but unlike what banana says, it's not impossible, as I know from experience.

oh good.

sorry cigarski. that doesn't mean it's true in her case, I'm sure there could be other reasons for the bleeding. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you.

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that's a pretty pregnant post

when i think logically and not out of panic it makes more since i did something regarding the actual act to make her bleed as oppose to it being pregnancy. especially considering i didn't cum in her. however as you and sarcastic smile have said, its not impossible.

when i think logically and not out of panic it makes more since i did something regarding the actual act to make her bleed as oppose to it being pregnancy. especially considering i didn't cum in her. however as you and sarcastic smile have said, its not impossible.

you know if you blew your wad in her butt she could get pregnant from the semen leaking from one hole to the other . . . . imagine being a butt baby.

when i think logically and not out of panic it makes more since i did something regarding the actual act to make her bleed as oppose to it being pregnancy. especially considering i didn't cum in her. however as you and sarcastic smile have said, its not impossible.

Did you get head?

just get that morning after pill to be safe. It's probably nothing, given the circumstances.

Did you get head?

sha.

UP TOP BABY! That's what I'm talking about! Pregnant or not, this boy got HEAD motherfuckers!

let it be known. head, and my boys can swim.

ok, then banana's point is flying so far above your head, God is all...well, you know the rest.

when i got pregnant, i had that spotty thing a few days later. And it literally took less than a week for me to start feeling all weird and woozy thanks to a big drop in blood pressure. I didn't connect either to being pregnant at the time, until the late period a week later. Yeah, I think it's a stretch to believe that a girl could know she was pregnant so soon, but unlike what banana says, it's not impossible, as I know from experience.

I'm sorry D what were you saying?

Well, I have class to go to tomorrow. See you around ciGarski, good luck.

thanks man. its 4:30 in the morning here, and i have a full day tomorrow of classes and emergency contraception.

thanks for the input everyone.

uh oh spaghetti-o's

she didn't ask me to, and no ones asking how babies happen.

yeah, my comment wasn't directed towards you. I was just saying in general, guys never seem to want/care to be the one to take the initiative to make a point of using a condom. Regardless of being a 'nice' well mannered guy or a sleazy man whore or what have you.. it never fails.

^Come on, that's just not true. At least not generally.

seems to me like it's pretty rare to find people, men and women, who use condoms or some form of birth control every time they have sex. I know there ARE people out there who will refuse to have sex unless it's safe sex, but seriously... there are so many people who don't stop to think about it until after the fact.

seems to me like it's pretty rare to find people, men and women, who use condoms or some form of birth control every time they have sex. I know there ARE people out there who will refuse to have sex unless it's safe sex, but seriously... there are so many people who don't stop to think about it until after the fact.

that's the main reason why intelligent, sensible people are going to be extinct in a few generations and dumb, obnoxious people will procreate forever

i've never had sex without some kind of birth control

do you in<dakfdfa>clude "pull out before you finish up" as birth control sevveh?

That's about as safe as praying for her not to get preggers.

lol @ ciGarski

That's about as safe as praying for her not to get preggers.

both of them work perfectly?

Yeah, I think their Pearl Index is about 0.4%.

that's the main reason why intelligent, sensible people are going to be extinct in a few generations and dumb, obnoxious people will procreate forever

i've never had sex without some kind of birth control


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i guess you've had a whole nights' sleeping on this?


good luck with that garski...
this'll probably change the "we could never date due to circumstances" issue...

at worst, you can come crash on my couch in Canada for a month till you decide to move to mexico

See I'd go in unprotected but shes gotta be on the pill, and you never blast your seed right in her belly... unless you have a condom on.

Both of you being unprotected wasn't a good move.. but I'd say you're alright. Has anyone hear mentioned that signs of being pregnant don't happen until like 3 weeks later? Her shit was probably just bleeding because you knocked it around real good. A chick bleedin' out her vagina is no miracle - chicks bleed out their vagina's all the time.

i guess you've had a whole nights' sleeping on this?


good luck with that garski...
this'll probably change the "we could never date due to circumstances" issue...

at worst, you can come crash on my couch in Canada for a month till you decide to move to mexico

i've had a few hours sleeping on this. im not too stressed but its just gonna be awkward because i have to grab this pill then shes driving down to my town to come get it. so its gonna be like, "uh, here ya go."

shes fuckin gorgeous though and there would be worst people to share genes with. if that counts for anything.


and dude shes fuckin mexican im not movin there.

its just gonna be awkward because i have to grab this pill then shes driving down to my town to come get it. so its gonna be like, "uh, here ya go."

shes fuckin gorgeous though and there would be worst people to share genes with. if that counts for anything.


and dude shes fuckin mexican im not movin there.

The quintessential pregnancy scare... shes fine I reckon.

shame on me for missing this thread!

and dude shes fuckin mexican
you should have said so!
there-in lies the solution to your worries! :banging:





jk


maybe you'll get some nookie when she comes up?
if she's taking the pill, no baby worries from todays encounter.

he said it wasn't possible to get a girl pregnant by having sex with her one weekend... i said he must be a dr.

That's not what I'm saying at all, you're thick in the head.

Way to completely miss the point.

you should have said so!
there-in lies the solution to your worries! :banging:





jk


maybe you'll get some nookie when she comes up?
if she's taking the pill, no baby worries from todays encounter.

i did say so earlier.


and yeah i told her when she comes down she should stick around till my 6pm class but i think her friend's driving her. which adds to the awkwardness.

This thread seems fitting for something like this:

1 in 4 teen girls has sexual disease, study says

http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/health/16518421.html

CHICAGO - At least one in four teenage girls nationwide has a sexually transmitted disease, or more than 3 million teens, according to the first study of its kind in this age group.

A virus that causes cervical cancer is by far the most common sexually transmitted infection in teen girls aged 14 to 19, while the highest overall prevalence is among black girls — nearly half the blacks studied had at least one STD. That rate compared with 20 percent among both whites and Mexican-American teens, the study from the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention found.

About half of the girls acknowledged ever having sex; among them, the rate was 40 percent. While some teens define sex as only intercourse, other types of intimate behavior including oral sex can spread some infections.

For many, the numbers likely seem "overwhelming because you're talking about nearly half of the sexually experienced teens at any one time having evidence of an STD," said Dr. Margaret Blythe, an adolescent medicine specialist at Indiana University School of Medicine and head of the American Academy of Pediatrics' committee on adolescence.

But the study highlights what many doctors who treat teens see every day, Blythe said.

Dr. John Douglas, director of the CDC's division of STD prevention, said the results are the first to examine the combined national prevalence of common sexually transmitted diseases among adolescent girls. He said the data, from 2003-04, likely reflect current rates of infection.

"High STD rates among young women, particularly African-American young women, are clear signs that we must continue developing ways to reach those most at risk," Douglas said.

The CDC's Dr. Kevin Fenton said given that STDs can cause infertility and cervical cancer in women, "screening, vaccination and other prevention strategies for sexually active women are among our highest public health priorities."

The study by CDC researcher Dr. Sara Forhan is an analysis of nationally representative data on 838 girls who participated in a 2003-04 government health survey. Teens were tested for four infections: human papillomavirus, or HPV, which can cause cervical cancer and affected 18 percent of girls studied; chlamydia, which affected 4 percent; trichomoniasis, 2.5 percent; and herpes simplex virus, 2 percent.

Blythe said the results are similar to previous studies examining rates of those diseases individually.

The results were prepared for release Tuesday at a CDC conference in Chicago on preventing sexually transmitted diseases.

HPV can cause genital warts but often has no symptoms. A vaccine targeting several HPV strains recently became available, but Douglas said it likely has not yet had much impact on HPV prevalence rates in teen girls.

Chlamydia and trichomoniasis can be treated with antibiotics. The CDC recommends annual chlamydia screening for all sexually active women under age 25. It also recommends the three-dose HPV vaccine for girls aged 11-12 years, and catch-up shots for females aged 13 to 26.

The American Academy of Pediatrics has similar recommendations.

Douglas said screening tests are underused in part because many teens don't think they're at risk, but also, some doctors mistakenly think, '"Sexually transmitted diseases don't happen to the kinds of patients I see.'"

Blythe said some doctors also are reluctant to discuss STDs with teen patients or offer screening because of confidentiality concerns, knowing parents would have to be told of the results.

The American Academy of Pediatrics supports confidential teen screening, she said.

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On the Net:

CDC: http://www.cdc.gov

American Academy of Pediatrics: http://www.aap.org

lol i just read that an hour ago

it's always fun when someone tells you "I think you gave me an std..."
then you feel like a douche and go get tested, but guess what?! you're clean!
then you get to tell that person they're full of it and whatever is wrong with their junk, they better look into.
yeah, that's a cool feeling.

you're gonna be a daddy, how exciting.

you can pay me for babysitting.

you can pay me for babysitting.

oh my god can i come over and we can watch scary movies once we've put it to bed?

then be prepared to impregnate.

i dont like condoms either, but they're better than small children
holler

oh my god can i come over and we can watch scary movies once we've put it to bed?

yeah but bring a condom lol

not on my watch mister. there better not be any funny business

you can pay me for babysitting.

you can have mexican fiesta with her.


a dutch mexican. what will that look like?

uhhh...pics?

yeah but bring a condom lol

:smoke:

uhhh...pics?

pics of what? red vag?

ill settle for that

yeah i wouldn't mind seein what was goin on down there exactly myself.

"post a pic or it didn't happen" is soo 2004

"post a youtube or it didn't happen"

i was curious to how hot she really was

oh. thats what i thought you meant. i don't have a pic.

boo hiss

who is this cigarski n00b anyway

probably the 2nd time i've noticed him

If all else fails go with the Hoover my friend.

Actually an even simpler solution would be to set your alarm for 3.30 AM. Attach a rope to the window sill, slip on a pair of rubber cleaning gloves, and quietly slide down the side of your apartment building. You will spot a 15 year old hispanic kid on a stolen vespa, approach him slowly, making soothing sounds, then politely wave as he passes by. Get into your car and drive to your girlfriend's lair. Now this is the tricky part. Make sure you are properly equipped to make a smoothe entry. You will find a rusty meat cleaver under the doormat, but you won't pick it up because your mother warned you about tetnis. You will then manoeuver your index finger so that it gently applies pressure to the doorbell. Hide behind a bush while your partner opens the door to an empty street. Take out the rocket launcher from your back pocket and, what will you do next? Find out on the next episode of

no fucking way would i post this poor girls pic anyway.

and aren't you hilarious smashingjj.

If all else fails go with the Hoover my friend.

Actually an even simpler solution would be to set your alarm for 3.30 AM. Attach a rope to the window sill, slip on a pair of rubber cleaning gloves, and quietly slide down the side of your apartment building. You will spot a 15 year old hispanic kid on a stolen vespa, approach him slowly, making soothing sounds, then politely wave as he passes by. Get into your car and drive to your girlfriend's lair. Now this is the tricky part. Make sure you are properly equipped to make a smoothe entry. You will find a rusty meat cleaver under the doormat, but you won't pick it up because your mother warned you about tetnis. You will then manoeuver your index finger so that it gently applies pressure to the doorbell. Hide behind a bush while your partner opens the door to an empty street. Take out the rocket launcher from your back pocket and, what will you do next? Find out on the next episode of

do you have a statistical success rate for this?

no fucking way would i post this poor girls pic anyway.

and aren't you hilarious smashingjj.

It will address me with 'The Master'.

so i got the pills and she came over with her friend and popped them. evidently shes feelin kinda sick. probably just all worked up. nothing i can do but wait now.

hopefully no baby mexi dutchman.

i had sex with her this weekend and she had a little blood creep out today. her friends mom said that happened when she got pregnant. im reading up on that and no literature suggests this is a signal especially so early. but im getting morning afters tomorrow.

uuum.... I don't even know where to start with this.

Morning after pills only work within 72 hours, they get less and less effective with passing time.

"A little bit of blood" can refer to implantation bleeding but that occurs 5-7 days after conception. Conception doesn't neccesarily even occur when you have sex, it occurs when a woman ovulates which can be up to 5 days after sex.

In short, this girl and her friend's mom are pretty dumb.

listen to the woman

either way if i was cigarski id still be shitting in my pants

telling netphoria was the best option here, in the end. i would tell her you have AIDS and sperm cancer and that the baby is doomed to turn out retarded if her mom doesnt pay for an abortion now.

well shes on no birth control and i didn't use a condom but didn't cum in her. pretty stupid of me but it is what it is
dumbass

telling netphoria was the best option here, in the end. i would tell her you have AIDS and sperm cancer and that the baby is doomed to turn out retarded if her mom doesnt pay for an abortion now.

actually this is pretty good advice.

uuum.... I don't even know where to start with this.

Morning after pills only work within 72 hours, they get less and less effective with passing time.

"A little bit of blood" can refer to implantation bleeding but that occurs 5-7 days after conception. Conception doesn't neccesarily even occur when you have sex, it occurs when a woman ovulates which can be up to 5 days after sex.

In short, this girl and her friend's mom are pretty dumb.
welcome to the thread. non of this has been addressed yet
telling netphoria was the best option here, in the end. i would tell her you have AIDS and sperm cancer and that the baby is doomed to turn out retarded if her mom doesnt pay for an abortion now.
i couldn't really talk about it irl and netphoria has a variety of people with different experiences and expertises so i gave it a shot. no matter what happens making this thread did make me feel better.
dumbass
welcome to the thread. non of this has been addressed yet

you know, and this is true, if you piss in her vagina and make her swish it around a bit she's 80% less likely to conceive during ovulation

^ best news yet

if you piss in her ass... it's just... cool.

When the fertilized egg attaches to the uterus and borrows into the uterus some spoting can occur (small amount of blood). I think this occurs 6-10 days after fertilization. However it really takes a missed period and postive test to say pregnant. until then its just speculation of course.

Cigarski you should know that you can still get preg. if you dont finish because of pre-fluids that come before ejaculation.

:eek:

if you piss in her ass... it's just... cool.

I prefer peeing in the chick's ear.

When the fertilized egg attaches to the uterus and borrows into the uterus some spoting can occur (small amount of blood). I think this occurs 6-10 days after fertilization. However it really takes a missed period and postive test to say pregnant. until then its just speculation of course.

Cigarski you should know that you can still get preg. if you dont finish because of pre-fluids that come before ejaculation.

:eek:

honey, i have not once in these 6 pages plead ignorance, i knew the risks and ignored them. not once have i said that it was a smart thing to do or that im not taking responsibility for it.

welcome to the thread. non of this has been addressed yet
dumbass.

ok

Stupid thread is stupid

boo hiss

I concur.

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:rofl:

you know, and this is true, if you piss in her vagina and make her swish it around a bit she's 80% less likely to conceive during ovulation

WHAT? LOL

welcome to the thread. non of this has been addressed yet


pardon me for not wading through 7 pages of your turds

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what, an actually funny cat macro??!