After a heart attack I located her between us and a neighbor, huddled as close to the house as possible, shaking uncontrollably in the frigid windy weather.

I need hard liquor, and lots of it.

I need hard liquor, and lots of it.

If you need a hard liquor just put some peanut butter on your cock and let pixel take care of the rest.

This was supposed to go on another board. Damn it.

After a heart attack I located her between us and a neighbor, huddled as close to the house as possible, shaking uncontrollably in the frigid windy weather.

I need hard liquor, and lots of it.

you're a pussy for your pussy.

what a pussy

FUCK. too slow again

That sucks :(, it's too bad it didn't just go back into the house. i love cats and i hope yours will be alright.

you're a pussy for your pussy.

Indeed.

And she's fine - sleeping on our bed now.

Why didn't she just walk through the wide open door to the warm inside?

After a heart attack I located her between us and a neighbor, huddled as close to the house as possible, shaking uncontrollably in the frigid windy weather.

I need hard liquor, and lots of it.

My first thought was that this was your kid or something. I feel a little relieved.

Why didn't she just walk through the wide open door to the warm inside?

because cats are retarded

My first thought was that this was your kid or something. I feel a little relieved.

anyone who names their kid Pixel deserves whatever fate befalls them

hey sppunk whats the update on pixel now

still pretty small, square, and monochromatic

that was stupid.

i am stooping to the board's level. hey maoi wanna curmudgeon together

I always freaked out when my Jappa cat got out. I mean like freaked out to tears. I totally understand. I'm glad Pixel is okay

Why don't you let her outside?

whatever happened to outside cats

When I read the thread title I actually thought 'By God, I hope his cute cat is alright!'
What the hell is wrong with me?

i'm going to kidnap your cat sppunk

geez...make it sound as if you found the dead cat's carcass why don't ya.

i'm going to catnap your kid sppunk

that cat is stupid. if the back door was wide open, why would the cat huddle against the house for warmth instead of coming the fuck back inside

Sppunk is catnip to your kid

what's wrong with having an outdoor cat?

my cat used to go on 3 day missions away from the house and return unscathed....

aww..he was the best.

what's wrong with having an outdoor cat?

sometimes they freeze to death. or get hit by cars. or are eaten.

our cat went missing and we found shit next to the house with fur in it the color the cat. by my mom said one time she was driving down our block and at the window of one the houses she saw a cat that looked exactly like ours. who knows what happened to that guy. my mom just assumes he was adopted by someone else. aw

I think it is pretty clear that the chupacabra ate your kitty Lauren :(

your cat isn't special and if it gets run over by a car you can get another one just like it

edgy stuff

your cat isn't special and if it gets run over by a car you can get another one just like it

i tell this to my goddamn roommate every day, and she just doesn't get it either.

i think im gonna adopt a cat when i get back from san francisco

dogs >>>>>> cats

i tell this to my goddamn roommate every day, and she just doesn't get it either.

yea people actually get attached to other living things, so weird i know

dogs >>>>>> cats

Walking dogs in -10 degrees and 2 foot snowdrifts isn't really great fun.

how did the door get open
did any snow blow inside of your house

while looking for his cat he didnt realize his hdtv was gone

yea people actually get attached to other living things, so weird i know

if the awful beast didn't puke all over the floor, shit on the bathmat, and shed EVERYWHERE, then i might have sympathy. oh yeah, SHE DOESN'T CLEAN IT UP, EITHER.

i'm well aware that this is an issue with the roommate, not the animal. but still.

sometimes they freeze to death. or get hit by cars. or are eaten.

dunno man. that still beats keeping your cat indoor all the time.

if the awful beast didn't puke all over the floor, shit on the bathmat, and shed EVERYWHERE, then i might have sympathy. oh yeah, SHE DOESN'T CLEAN IT UP, EITHER.

i'm well aware that this is an issue with the roommate, not the animal. but still.

it probably wont be a problem for you, but dont ever have a kid

are you saying you would keep your kid inside all the time because it might get run over by a car?

how did the door get open
did any snow blow inside of your house

Didn't completely latch - had very strong winds that blew it open.

Yes, but only on the rug and not the wood.

while looking for his cat he didnt realize his hdtv was gone It was safe and sound.

it probably wont be a problem for you, but dont ever have a kid


well, it's not <i>my</i>cat. if it were mine, it would be well taken care of.

home schooled too

i think animals are filthy and disgusting!!!

I located her between us and a neighbor

Wait a minute you have neighbors? You are clearly a poor man with unrefined tastes.

sppunk, do you sing the blues? this thread title sounds like the opening lyric to a blues song.

Yes, but only on the rug and not the wood.
well THANK GOODNESS for that!!

i woke up this evening from a brief daydream, realized i was pouring boiling water onto my finger. i was straining my linguine and dozed off for a moment. OUCH

is your 'pixel' ok?

Walking dogs in -10 degrees and 2 foot snowdrifts isn't really great fun.

So you admit you have a cat because they involve minimal effort and sacrifice ? I thought that was what love was all about..

is your 'pixel' ok?



might get a blister. i iced it immediately and extensively. :rockon:

j, next time remember you don't ice burns - that can make it worse :/

you're supposed to put the area under cool running water, or submerge it in water if that isn't an option

ice is no good for burns

sppunk, do you sing the blues? this thread title sounds like the opening lyric to a blues song.

good call