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Thaniel Buckner
03-08-2008, 11:15 PM
i got one while i was on a very long tier 3 support call. i couldn't shake it. i kinda had to stand up at my desk and do lunges.

fairly weird. not the first time either.

while searching for the actual name of the muscle within my taint i found this

The bulbocaverosus reflex is a polysynaptic reflex that is useful in testing for spinal shock and gaining information about the state of spinal cord injuries (SCI). The test involves monitoring [anal sphincter] contraction in response to squeezing the (head) glans penis or tugging on the on an indwelling Foley catheter[1]. The reflex is spinal mediated and involves S1-S3. The absence of the reflex without S trauma indicates spinal shock. Typically this is one of the first reflexes to return after spinal shock. Lack of motor and sensory function after the reflex has returned indicates complete SCI. Absence of this reflex in instances where spinal shock is not suspected could indicate a lesion or injury of the conus medullaris.

yikes

exactlythesame
03-08-2008, 11:23 PM
have you had a spinal injury recently

Thaniel Buckner
03-08-2008, 11:26 PM
none in recent memory.

Fonzie
03-08-2008, 11:31 PM
I have a sneaky suspicion that this whole thread was just an excuse to post that picture again.

Ol' Couch Ass
03-08-2008, 11:50 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about some Warped Tour band or something. Oh well... carry on.

fluxequalsrad
03-08-2008, 11:56 PM
grundle

sickbadthing
03-09-2008, 01:13 AM
Yeah I have had it happen a few times and it is a really fucked up and scary pain.

Trotskilicious
03-09-2008, 01:32 AM
intertia creeps

I'm Hardcore
03-09-2008, 01:44 AM
never had one of these

ChristHimself!
03-09-2008, 06:28 AM
i've had it sorta go into cramp after a heavy coughing fit a couple of times

knowing how uncomfortably weird that pain is makes me squirm with joy at the only jackass clip worth remembering, when they put a muscle toner pad on their taint with the thing jacked up to full power, then plug it in. the look on his face was priceless. part discomfort, part agony, part confusion.

mercurial
03-09-2008, 08:26 AM
sometimes happens after i sneeze

what a worry

BumbleBeeMouth
03-09-2008, 09:23 AM
I sometimes get that after a night of heavy drinking. the reaction is similar as to when a dog farts and suprises itself