http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/daily/sexuality/overcoming_masturbation.html

is #2 the reason why you go on so many dates?



i believe #4 was written for nimrod.

is it really that hard to not m'bate? i never ever ever ever do it and im not struggling or anything.

If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP

AHAHAHAHA!

The mormon church teaches that masturbation, or other types of self-stimulation is wrong. Here's why: While masturbation can seem harmless, it elicits sexual feelings that are intended only for marriage. This habit-forming activity quickly leads to other activities such as viewing pornography and participating in homosexual activities.


wow

yeah, i'd agree.

^ post\av

is it really that hard to not m'bate? i never ever ever ever do it and im not struggling or anything.
you want a fucking medal?

Why are those people so afraid of their own body?

CONGRATS!


http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/3951/abmedalback3webgl0.jpg

how does someone never do that?

that page made me want to smash one out just from reading it

that page made me want to smash one out just from reading it
post/av!

all of my masturbation sessions start with admiring myself in the mirror after a shower

is it really that hard to not m'bate? i never ever ever ever do it and im not struggling or anything.

that's because you were psychologically scarred during your formative years.

DUH!

is it really that hard to not m'bate? i never ever ever ever do it and im not struggling or anything.

if you had a big hunk of flesh hanging between your legs, you would play with it too. don't lie.

http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/daily/sexuality/overcoming_masturbation.html

is #2 the reason why you go on so many dates?



i believe #4 was written for nimrod.

wrong. my family lives too far away.

although my dog is my family so maybe.

either way i like to admire myself.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

xp

whatever. penises are awesome.

http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/dating/dating_tips.html


4. Avoid dark places, parked cars or empty homes, and all other environments that might lead to problems.

i didn't know those types of places caused problems.

whatever. penises are awesome.
quote of the day.

Fall semester 06 I stopped jerking off for the entire semester. That was quite the accomplishment. Never again though.

You don't masturbate that often when you're in a relationship. At least that's the case with me.

You don't masturbate that often when you're in a relationship. At least that's the case with me.

not even over her when she's sleeping?

Three important rules for breaking up
Don't put off breaking up when you know you want to
Prolonging the situation only makes it worse
Tell him honestly, simply, kindly, but firmly
Don't make a big production
Don't make up an elaborate story
This will help you avoid a big tear jerking scene
If you wanna date other people say so
Be prepared for the boy to feel hurt and rejected
Even if you've gone together for only a short time,
And haven't been too serious,
There's still a feeling of rejection
When someone says she preferres the company of others
To your exclusive company,
But if you're honest, and direct,
And avoid making a flowery emotional speech when you brake the news,
The boy will respect you for your frankness,
And honestly he'll apeciate the kind of straight foward manner
In which you told him your decision
Unless he's a real jerk or a cry baby you will remain friends

I'm head of the class
'm popular
I'm a quarter back
I'm popular
My mom says I'm a catch
I'm popular
I'm never last picked
I got a cheerleader chick

Being attractive is the most important thing there is
If you wanna catch the biggest fish in your pond
You have to be as attractive as possible
Make sure to keep your hair spotless and clean
Wash it at least every two weeks
Once every two weeks
And if you see Jhonny football hero in the hall
Tell him he played a great game
Tell him you like his article in the newspaper

I'm the party star
I'm popular
I've got my own car
I'm popular
I'll never get caught
I'm popular
I make football bets
I'm a teachers pet.

I propose we support a one month limit on going steady
I think It will keep you both more able to deal with weird situation
And get to know more people
I think if you're ready to go out with Johnny
Now's the time to tell him about your one month limit
He wont mind he'll apreciate your fresh look on dating
And once you've dated someone else you can date him again
I'm sure he'll like it
Everyone will appreciate it
You so novel what a good idea
You can keep your time to your self
You don't need date insurance
You can go out with whoever you want to
Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours
If you'll just listen to my plan
The teenage guide to popularity

not even over her when she's sleeping?

I said not that often. Of course you can't hold back in such a situation.

Nada Surf

Nice

popular is a fun song to quote.. what is this thread about?

it's about jacking off and how great it is

is it wrong that i was masturbating when i opened this thread and continued even after reading the propaganda?

and GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

potential montes lying on the bathroom floor

huh? what? sorry i was lying on the bathroom floor, it has a lock..

welcome to the stupid thread everybody

monte, have you ever had to choke a bitch?