having a boner, thus not being able to walk upstairs to make coffee because people will see that i have a boner. Then, i have to wait for it to subside.

that's awesome. i do kegels on the dl.

perfect response

It sucks if I have to get up in the middle of the night to run an ambulance call and get to the scene before the morning wood has subsided. It's awkward trying to interview the patient/do anything while shielding my wang with the gearbag or cardiac monitor.

It sucks if I have to get up in the middle of the night to run an ambulance call and get to the scene before the morning wood has subsided. It's awkward trying to interview the patient/do anything while shielding my wang with the gearbag or cardiac monitor.

That's some powerful long-lasting wood dude, you should be proud

Not really man. Usually I have to take a leak and that works to keep the wang at at least 3/4 to 7/8 mast for 5-10 minutes which is usually enough time to get to a scene.

My ex once texted me when I was in a supermarket and I got a boner.

this woman at work pronounces the word antibiotic as "aniebotic"

"aniebotic"


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Not really man. Usually I have to take a leak and that works to keep the wang at at least 3/4 to 7/8 mast for 5-10 minutes which is usually enough time to get to a scene.

I guess I'm the opposite. Usually if something pretty dramatic catches my attention and I have to run off to attend to it (like being late for class or something), it's kinda like my body gets distracted and forgets about the boner and it goes away pretty quickly. If I'm just strolling along with nothing to really worry about doing, that'd be the worst time to get one for me.

a guy opposite me at work keeps fucking calling it expresso!

^ At least you live in English-speaking countries - the way people pronounce the easiest words here makes me cringe every time.

Laydees an gentleman, these drain will ahrrive shordly at Wien Westbahnhof. We wish you a bleasent dshourney.

Also, getting a boner in inappropriate situations hasn't been a problem for me in quite a few years. I dunno, maybe I'm just not that easily aroused anymore. And if something gets my dick's attention I can distract myself quickly.

i get them at horrible times. horrible, unfortunate times

i get them at horrible times. horrible, unfortunate times

On his trip through the United States Mattcore suffered an unfortunate boner related incident at the National Holocaust museum in Washington, DC.

that is perverse

having a boner, thus not being able to walk upstairs to make coffee because people will see that i have a boner. Then, i have to wait for it to subside.


Aww, I could've given you a hand...helped a friend out ;)

you make a mean coffee, do you?

They say it's the ultimate in SE Ohio, but I guess, what does that really say?

im rofl'ing!

i've been addicted to married to the sea lately

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i could do push-ups into a hole in the ground

you could do that. i believe in you.

Jonny5, thank you. i believe in you too.

tuck it under the waistband. you run a pretty big risk if your shirt comes up, but i like to live dangerously.

this woman at work pronounces the word antibiotic as "aniebotic"



she also told me that she bought the mattress she sleeps on currently back in the 80s

is that "annie-botic" or "ay-nee-botic"?

the first one

tuck it under the waistband. you run a pretty big risk if your shirt comes up, but i like to live dangerously.

Solution: tuck it underneath the waistband of your boxers. No risk, high return.

my solution is to have a small penis so that nobody can detect anythign different

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hey man it has it's advantages. actually, this is really the only one i can think of. but it really is an advantage, and nobody can take that away from me

how does one go about acquiring one of these "small penises"?

i specified it on the order form when i was being created

was it like a land's end catalog?

it was more like mongolian barbecue

I'm sure whatcolor would let you use his, if you asked politely

he's a good guy, that whatcolor

speaking of mongolian bbq have you guys seen the mongolian bbq shoe design thing on puma's website? kinda neat



edit: thanks mercurial youre pretty swell yourself

whatcolor, i wonder if i could possibly try out your small penis someday, you know, to see how it is and stuff?

oh, he clearly moved on and changed the subject. this may be awkward

hey man it has it's advantages. actually, this is really the only one i can think of. but it really is an advantage, and nobody can take that away from me

would you say that the advantage outweighs the glaring disadvantages

nah it's cool. i was thinking of getting rid of it anyways so i dont think itll be a problem

would you say that the advantage outweighs the glaring disadvantages



not even close. are you trying to crush my spirit or somethign

would you replace it or like go to a salad bar and see what life is like on the other side of the god where can this metaphor go at this point

just trying to help you come to terms with your flaws

you're still beautiful to me

i'm thinking of trading up. i'm taking more of a wait and see approach though especially that i've figured out the one advantage to my current situation

thanks fellas. i think the only thing left for this thread is the soccer practice video. brb

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i'm thinking of trading up.


would you consider a hybrid





in the meantime you should probably walk around with a woody all day just because you can.

no hybrid for me there are certain compromises i'm not willing to make, planet earth be damned

hey dude

Buy very tight underwear. It's what I did

Buy very tight underwear. It's what I did

cutting off circulation - great idea :)

having a boner, thus not being able to walk upstairs to make coffee because people will see that i have a boner. Then, i have to wait for it to subside.


why dont you use that boner to your own advantage and make that coffee an extra creamy latte, instead of whining like a bitch?

Tiny.
Flaccid.
Penis.

my solution is to have a small penis so that nobody can detect anythign different

this is what i've been doing for a while now. works every time.