View Full Version : Airborne Money


loser2d
03-06-2008, 08:55 AM
Did you guys know that you can get a settlement if you bought airborne? The sucky thing is that you can only get 63 dollars at most without proof of purchase. Im getting 63 dollars. lol

gpub
03-06-2008, 10:23 AM
where do I go?

ammy
03-06-2008, 10:38 AM
yeah, what? we've bought a lot of it... tasty

ciGarski
03-06-2008, 10:41 AM
i read this thread as airborn monkey. not only am i disappointed, im now very confused.

ravenguy2000
03-06-2008, 10:48 AM
I've never bought it but you can get money without proof of purchase?

jczeroman
03-06-2008, 11:17 AM
We've bought a ton of it. But we realized in about 2005 that it was stupid and was a total placebo (except the vitamin C). We got funny looks when we told people that Airborne was a joke.

Eulogy
03-06-2008, 11:18 AM
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=87937907

yeah, i've always heard so much about this shit. never tried it.

loser2d
03-06-2008, 04:48 PM
I will post the link in about an hour. You can claim that you bought up to 6 boxes without proof of purchase. After you claim 7 or up then you must show proof of purchase.

Ol' Couch Ass
03-06-2008, 05:04 PM
http://www.airbornehealthsettlement.com/submitClaim.aspx

deadaswarhol
03-06-2008, 05:10 PM
out of curiosity what would be possible repercussions for filing a false claim

Ol' Couch Ass
03-06-2008, 05:13 PM
I guess if they could prove you are lying you have perjured yourself though I don't think it would be much of an issue. I've bought quite a bit of this stuff in the past and am not sure what the dustup is about. I never assumed it was a cure all but instead a tasty vitamin. Did people think this shit would absolutely keep you from getting sick or what?

loser2d
03-06-2008, 05:48 PM
People thought that it was like cough syrup/medicine or some shit like that, but turns out that it is just a vitamin.

tear stained glass
03-06-2008, 06:01 PM
i like how it was marketed as being developed by an elementary school teacher, as though that would instill confidence in effectiveness.

jczeroman
03-07-2008, 11:01 AM
i like how it was marketed as being developed by an elementary school teacher, as though that would instill confidence in effectiveness.

Most people are idiots who think that they are super-smart. It makes sense that people with the same career as them, with the same interests would also be super-smart. After all, they are more like them.