So I was at the local watering hole drinking with my buddies and it all went to shit. Some random douchebag frat type guy grabbed my girlfriend's ass and I confronted him. He talked a bunch of shit and then leaned in with a weak right hand and I grabbed him behind the head and landed a knee to the face. He went down liket a heap of bricks and then I got out of there. According to my friends still at the bar him and his pals just got out of there. I'm kinda afraid I'll get in trouble but he brought in on so fuck him. I was hanging outwith the barowner but I'm still kinda paranoid he'll alert the local authoritis or something. FUCK that shit I was just trying to hang out.

What does your girlfriend think of this?

nice!

and I confronted him.

i wonder exactly what this consisted of

I pushed him off the bat...he seemed really drunk and it seemed like the correct response. My girlfriend seems to think i should have handled it more peacefully.

I just talked with a couple of cop buddies who are on tonight and they haven't heard anything about it so I think I'm in the clear...fuck that guy

good thing you've been doing all that ufc training.

It was literally like the drills we've been running....it was an over committed punch just leading into a clench

this story reminds me of that time someone licked my girlfriend's titty and i stabbed him in the throat. luckily i had my raincoat and gloves on so i think im in the clear as well!


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i always wanted to do that.

My girlfriend seems to think i should have handled it more peacefully.

that's what they say, but in reality it feeds their loins when you defend them from an aggressor. one time i got in a fight at a concert and my ex was super pissed off at me, telling me that fighting is immature etc when the other guy didn't exactly give me a choice. within 12 hours she was sucking and fucking like a woman possessed.

did you cause him to bleed?

i'd be flattered

God what a fucked up night... I'm still feeling like shit.

bro did he bleed or what

Yeah it busted his nose open and some of it got on my pants.

God what a fucked up night... I'm still feeling like shit.
from the booze or from the thought of knowing you caused someone pain?

from the booze or from the thought of knowing you caused someone pain?

More so the booze. I've run it through my head a couple of times and there really wasn't any way to avoid it. Douchebag shouldn't go around grabbing random asses and certainly shouldn't talk shit and then try to hit the guy that calls him on it.

Still feel like kind of a dick though cause it kinda ruined the flow of the night. Everyone was having a good time and then not so much.

dude stop being a bitch, this kind of thing happens every night. dont over-analyze it!

yeah seriously. move on. one time at a party these two girls were getting into a cat-match or whatever. we were way high up in a hotel suite. i opened the window and threatened to jump out if they didnt stop. i was wasted so no one doubted me. i think they stopped.

dude stop being a bitch, this kind of thing happens every night. dont over-analyze it!


Yeah you're right man. I'm just glad dude was a pussy and didn't connect with his initial punch. Fuckit.

yeah but even so, punch wounds heal in time. dude sounds like a proper fucker though

beat your girlfriend into filing sexual assault charges against him before he files assault charges against you.

I don't think that will be an issue dude. I was with a bunch of people and know the bar owner (who was there) and everyone saw the dude to trying to hit me first.

file a police report that he was grabbing butts all over the place. and you got a boner from it and scarred you emotionally so much that you can't work anymore.

Disability here I come. Why work like a chump when i can suckle at the government teat.

hellz yeah.

i think it was winston churchill who once said "should you touch m'lady on her seat, in a fracas you'll be beat!"

Mahoney with the comedic gold.

Hah that's awesome.

did you ever get the blood stain out of your pants, ol' couch ass?

Yeah Tide took it out with a few washings. I still have the pants though don't wear them too often. I had forgotten all about this thread. In retrospect I should have bartered with the fella and traded that bi-atch off for some beads and trinkets.

i think it was winston churchill who once said "whilst it might not always be a blast, it's good to sometimes review thine past"

i think it was winston churchill who once said "should you touch m'lady on her seat, in a fracas you'll be beat!"

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I remember laughing heartily to this a year ago and am laughing to it once again.

ol' big balls mahoney makes a decent post every now and again

i never did get to apologize for that night, so.... i'm sorry, man. i'm really sorry. i hope things were cool between you and your girl after you broke my nose.

No prob bro... I hope that nose healed up well. Scars and disfigurations add character to a face.

well then i must be the most animated motherfucker you've ever seen in your life.

within 12 hours she was sucking and fucking like a woman possessed.

Note it was not specified whom she sucked and fucked.

what happened to "first do no harm"?