attempting to make an impact, providing something for the greater good of society, etc?

not at all

I'm actually trying to make an impact by striving to make society just that much worse.

after ten years of dry humor on Netphoria, it just never gets old.

attempting to make an impact, providing something for the greater good of society, etc?

You can do things with your life that are selfish and don't benefit society you know

kiva.org

i was trying to do a volunteer work exchange program or thinking about trying to join a hippy commune because i want to live ethically and do good things.


a couple weeks ago my francophone excon cokehead roomate offered me 100 buck to watch me fuck a crazy girl....i'm a very laid back guy but i never gave more strongly opposed 'no' to anything like that offer in my life before.....looking back i should have done it. thats good money for a half hours work... im sure it would be awful the first time to have a guy watch you screw but new jobs always suck. im thinking about fucking for cash, i might very well become a whore

i wanna kill more people by increasing the amount of violence in the video games i design. more school shootings. more mall shootings. more suicides. i really wanna touch peoples lives.

i spend hours studying about poor people i don't care about

hey ihaman come over and lets do kokaine with my history teacher

Helping other people is for suckers, what a waste of time. I'm struggling to earn my physics degree now, I don't know what I could be doing that'd be more important to myself.

del

i really wanna touch peoples lives.

I just really want to touch people.

No, society is fucked up and not natural in any way.

I just really want to touch peeners.

Fixed.

although this might sound like its got no impact, i whack it at least 5 times daily.
you'd think that this is meaningless, but think again.

by whacking it, firstly i become part of an audience that demands porn, and so i help in giving a job to all those porn stars, camera guys, lighting guys, mic guys, directors, sound engineers, bed makers, etc that are involved in the making of even a sub-par porno movie.
after whacking it, i have to clean myself and wipe off the monkey business, and so i need to get some tissues or toilt paper. by using that paper im in fact killing entire forests all by myself (again, 5 times a day, yo) and therefore i help the poor people who work in those woods in sub-par conditions and payment and i in fact HELP them and MOOOOTIVATE them to get out there and do something meaningful with their lives. like i do.
this also affects the crops and therefore the world economy, so you should be thanking me really.

You can do things with your life that are selfish and don't benefit society you know

like making a menial income while posting on netphoria day in and day out.

Your death bed is going to be a very lonely place.

Ihaman, what do you contribute to the greater good of society?

i stopped smoking weed

Ihaman, what do you contribute to the greater good of society?

he's a fucking artist, man.

I am currently devising a new economic system to purchase the Nigerian water table and sell it back to them for twice as much.

im not sure if im doing anything that would equal being an extra in an opera

hopefully some day i can bring the joy of high quality audio software and components to millions worldwide

No, what's the point of that.

nah.

hopefully some day i can bring the joy of high quality audio software and components to millions worldwide

ipod, youtube, cellphones. Low-quality audio is the wave of the future.

ipod, youtube, cellphones. Low-quality audio is the wave of the future.well then i'll make them for myself. and you can't have any.

Not really. About to start doing some voluntary work.

i for one will buy mxzombie's .wav player

Not really. About to start doing some voluntary work.

who for?

im doing loads of things with my life, today i watched a blackbird build a nest from outside the office window. then as i walked home the sun set over the marshes and it looked really nice,

oh! you mean capital attainment achievements? Sorry i wasnt aware that we get a hi-score when we die!

I don’t understand the question, and I wont respond to it.

plate or platter!

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like making a menial income while posting on netphoria day in and day out.

Your death bed is going to be a very lonely place.

A base salary of nearly 6 figures before bonuses is "menial"? Ok man, good luck with your artfag shit

thats not contributing to the greater good of society anyway man

what a fucking stupid thread

A base salary of nearly 6 figures before bonuses is "menial"? Ok man, good luck with your artfag shit

Are you trying to convince me or yourself of these ridiculous things? You don't even have any job skills.

Are you trying to convince me or yourself of these ridiculous things? You don't even have any job skills.

Ok dude. Enjoy what's left of your life designing fliers for parties

A base salary of nearly 6 figures before bonuses is "menial"? Ok man, good luck with your artfag shit

i was waiting for this.

hopefully some day i can bring the joy of high quality audio software and components to millions worldwide

If you ever end up applying to work for Harmon International (HiQNet, JBL Pro, AKG, DOD, Studer, Crown, Lexicon) let me know i know a few of the big engineering dudes there that work on all the professional audio division stuff.

i drive a ford escort turbo, wear red turtle necks and have a penis smile.

Are you trying to convince me or yourself of these ridiculous things? You don't even have any job skills.

So what exactly do you contribute to society? No offense, but just because you make a lot of money doesn't mean you have to act like a pretentious fuck about it. What does it say about you that you only come back here to talk about how much money you make?

cocaine gives you false confidence.

So what exactly do you contribute to society? No offense, but just because you make a lot of money doesn't mean you have to act like a pretentious fuck about it. What does it say about you that you only come back here to talk about how much money you make?

precisely what i wanted to say. You have bigger balls than I, PBE

precisely what i wanted to say. You have bigger balls than I, PBE


let's hold off on this until we've ruled out the possibility that she may be using cocaine

a good idea, Big Balls

If you ever end up applying to work for Harmon International (HiQNet, JBL Pro, AKG, DOD, Studer, Crown, Lexicon) let me know i know a few of the big engineering dudes there that work on all the professional audio division stuff.i definitely will man, thanks

I think the answer to this question can be found in the sobering fact that this thread is already two pages long.

ihaman was doing coke lines off toilet seats in gay bars 3 years ago and now he's parading around like he's some example to follow.

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never forget

I'm twirling and swinging it away!