View Full Version : american idol watchers: DANNY NORIEGA FTW!!!


pale_princess
03-05-2008, 09:34 AM
There's only word to describe Danny Noriega's performance on American Idol last night. The word is fierce! I hate that fucking homo word more than I hate my anal warts, but that's the only word that went through my head while watching him shake his power bottom ass. Fierce is the perfect gay word for him.

I also felt that Danny is on the wrong show. He shouldn't be on American Idol. He should be on The Pussycat Dolls: Girlicious. Danny put the licious in Girlicious last night with his performance of "Tainted Love."

Homegirl struts the stage like a 4am hooker looking for her last trick. I don't even know what to say about his purple streaks. You know he did that shit with Dior hair mascara. I mean, even Paula Abdul's drunk ass thought they were too much. That's not a good sign.

Speaking of gayness. Last night was the gayest show of all time. Chikezie sang "All The (Wo)Man That I Need," Luke Whateverhislastname sang "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go" and David "The Stripper" Hernandez sang "It's All Coming Back To Me Now." GAY, GAY, GAY!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/24353

maoi
03-05-2008, 09:41 AM
yea he's a saucy little bitch.

teh b0lly!!1
03-05-2008, 10:15 AM
danny noriega is that feminine looking bitch , right?
that's just downright bizzare. it doesnt even seem like he had any surgery done, and the guy is just a woman. he absolutely looks like a woman.
and a motherfucking bimbo, at that

pale_princess
03-05-2008, 10:22 AM
danny is so cute i want to be his friend.

Caine Walker
03-05-2008, 11:28 AM
power bottom ass.

I also felt that Danny is on the wrong show. He shouldn't be on American Idol. He should be on The Pussycat Dolls: Girlicious. Danny put the licious in Girlicious last night with his performance of "Tainted Love."



foooooor sure, haha.

christian zombie vampires
03-05-2008, 11:51 AM
this isn't really noteworthy, justin giurani, clay aiken, taylor hicks, kalan porter, brian melo and ryan malcolm all give off about as many gay vibes as george michael in a speedo.

Nimrod's Son
03-05-2008, 12:07 PM
hey he's got deathofromeo's haircut

pale_princess
03-05-2008, 12:12 PM
or eyesbomb.

hey thrillho, pics from my bday up on facebook.

ravenguy2000
03-05-2008, 12:16 PM
Yeah, I'm a Danny supporter.

Also, Amanda Overmeyer might be my favorite contestant of all time.

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christian zombie vampires
03-05-2008, 12:22 PM
i had a big stain on my shirt the whole time! oh man

i just realized, to be a straight male on an idol show you have to be black

Caine Walker
03-05-2008, 12:48 PM
the australian guy seems pretty nonintodudes.

Nimrod's Son
03-05-2008, 02:42 PM
Yeah, I'm a Danny supporter.

Also, Amanda Overmeyer might be my favorite contestant of all time.

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wow that sounds like a bad karaoke bar

Nimrod's Son
03-05-2008, 02:43 PM
they voted the hottest chick off in week 1 because she sang an old standard
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so now i'm rooting for the second hottest chicks
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ravenguy2000
03-05-2008, 03:22 PM
wow that sounds like a bad karaoke bar

THATS THE POINT

:banging::banging::banging:

ravenguy2000
03-05-2008, 03:30 PM
http://www.queerty.com/wp/docs/2008/03/amgay2.jpg

Nimrod's Son
03-05-2008, 03:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/ShelleBell/GarnierFructisAmericanIdolSeason7To.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/ShelleBell/kristy-lee-cook-2-2008-02-16.jpg
delicious. when together there's no comparison, girl in the black for the win

christian zombie vampires
03-05-2008, 04:00 PM
nonintodudes

this looks like a qbasic command

pale_princess
03-07-2008, 09:32 AM
FUCK YOU AMERICA FOR NOT KNOWING A GLAMOUROUS GIRL WHEN YOU SEE ONE!

FUCK AI'S PHONE LINES FOR BEING BUSY EVERYTIME I TRIED TO VOTE FOR HIM!

STAY FIERCE DANNY.

Caine Walker
03-07-2008, 09:50 AM
a chunky black dude over fabulous-incarnate? it's a crime i tell you! A CRIME!

Nimrod's Son
03-07-2008, 11:24 AM
did they boot any of the above hotties?

Caine Walker
03-07-2008, 11:32 AM
yeah. the girl in the black was the first girl of the night to be kicked off.