Please utilize this thread as Netphoria's Digg/Reddit.



This is a page of humorous historical retorts. There are a couple of hahas to be had.

http://www.drmardy.com/repartee/historygreatreplies.shtml

whoever said this sure wrote history:

"This page has been temporarily taken down, but please feel free to visit other pages of drmardy.com."

del

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I love the accent...






and hers isn't bad either.

http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2008/01/cursor10.html

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Some people've probably seen this mega64 clip before, but whatever, I find it entertaining:

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miraculous escape for the dude in the other car

http://www.bestofyoutube.com/
http://www.geekologie.com/

Funny spoof done by Colbert at the end of this video

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thanks for reminding me why i hate humanity.

i would participate in this thread but it would reveal how much i love internet funnies and how desperately i want to post them here even more than i already do but don't because it's socially frowned upon

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This cartoon is amazing

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i find monkey news funny


space - this ones great
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fireman - this ones great
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monkey spa best monkey news ever- no video - this ones great
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O'Reilly remix

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O'Reilly remix

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JESUS CHRIST HOW ARE YOU THIS DUMB

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if you got an hour to burn,

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/view/

every episode is good. every. episode.

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obviously they haven't been test for fat. cuz they be fat positive, yo.

OH!

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it's not that bad

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should i post tourettes guy or is that already common knowledge?

good point. it's become an annoying substitute for content on a lot of sites.

but it's not entirely awful.

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should i post tourettes guy or is that already common knowledge?
this is fucked up but makes you think about how fucked up steve irwin really was.

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i am against bottled water

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"when i say 'weakass' you say 'bitch', 'weakass'......bitch!"


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wow ravenguy...what the fuck/

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god damn it. i finally get to a fucking comuter and you cant em<fuckyou>bed shit on this shitty ass ad infested fuckboard. fuck you netphoria i hope you all fucking die.

I mean...who doesn't like money?

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"Can you stick your finger back in there and touch your brain?"

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With all the random internet funnies being posted on the main board I figure this is a good time to rejuvenate this thread.

Here is a picture that HtH sent me of his post-prom setup...

http://i33.tinypic.com/rvh9qx.jpg

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commontater goes cazy

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Twenty five awesome horror movie deaths. Extra points are awarded for the awesome soundtrack.

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It doesn't look like Kahlo is handling married life very well...

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I'm surprised he would subject the hair to that kind of abuse.

<a href="http://www.chilloutzone.de/files/08091502.html">Cats are the greatest animals of all time.</a>

chilloutzone.de

Yeah I'm not responsible for that.

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ATTN: Netphoria pedo/crunk enthusiasts

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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Wow...awesome.

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my all time favorite

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Cheese Making for Beginners (http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Cheese/Cheese_course/Cheese_course.htm)

<img src="http://img1.abload.de/img/1zqq96q85ag.jpg">

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<img src="http://www.abload.de/image.php?img=12075567580200zia.jpg">

my all time favorite

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i wish i got this excited over shit

that shit is scary. i would know. i grew up in a freak church like that. :(

okay, well not that bad. but close!

<img src=http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7568/c05a3fbaf4aeb4ef0fe5721.jpg>

get to bed. haha

http://www.b3tards.com/u/5055baf3cf444c4a3c2f/yoda-dance.gif

<img src=http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/7568/c05a3fbaf4aeb4ef0fe5721.jpg>

Well that is just pretty fucking awesome. I used to think pugs sucked but they are actually really cool little dogs.

Cheese Making for Beginners (http://biology.clc.uc.edu/fankhauser/Cheese/Cheese_course/Cheese_course.htm)

Hey I've spent a bit of time on that site. Are you making your own cheese?

I'm intrigued by that site and I would like to make my own cheese one day but I am very afraid of wasting milk :(

If you have any milk questions Bonnie I am here to help.

SalsaSnack (http://www.salsasnack.com/)

that was gross. how does one ever get to that point

wouldn't her vagina get infected?

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SalsaSnack (http://www.salsasnack.com/)

oh my fucking god

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how does it feel to know that arnold and hitler are your country's primary cultural exports.

i don't really remember posting that salsasnack thing

i am so juvenile

best thing the onion has done in a while

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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_pjD8asYY">Johnny Cash singing an Austrian song.</a>

I'm speechless.

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