Julie was the minister. dean_r_koontz was the best man. The ushers were Mayfuck and noyen. The flower girl was Elvis the Fat Years.

It was a beautiful ceremony.

and i was the one who objected

Don't worry buddy, it's an open marriage.

he had to know about our affair

I didn't realize they were banana until I bit into one, either. :(

My dress was amazing, btw.

i guess i was the one who didn't get an invite :'(

My dress was amazing, btw.

you looked radiant btw

I had a dream that everyone in this thread died in a car accident but Fattening Ass lived.

whoa

It was a really wonderful dream.

I feel sorry for Trotskilicious. His negativity will be his downfall.

I don't.