I moved into a new flat (no this is not and nor will it ever be a 'bitch-about-your-roommate' thread [no disrespect to kritin intended]). Long story short, I've had no net till yesterday, so..

...what have I missed in the last 10 daysish?

Not much.

I had a feeling you'd be quick off the mark.

I also had a feeling that would be the answer.

Quick, someone rescue my thread!

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