View Full Version : I can't fucking stand people who bring their fucking pets to work


gpub
02-28-2008, 04:21 PM
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Eulogy
02-28-2008, 04:22 PM
what kind of pet?

hnibos
02-28-2008, 04:23 PM
what kind of job?

KrazeeStacee
02-28-2008, 04:25 PM
You're a fucking idiot and no one cares.

noyen
02-28-2008, 04:32 PM
there are regulations against having pets at work. especially the cat/dog sort. fish i think are perfectly legal, but because of health reasons, there's a fema law that basically states no pets in a workplace unless it is a see-eye dog or necessary to perform the jobs duties. we have dogs running around my office and i'm allergic to cats. luck would have it the owner of the dog has cats at home, so the dog brings all the cat hair with it. dude's my friend and i adore his dog (it's a pugalier) so i havent made a fuss over it. but you probably just have to say the word "FEMA" to your employer and they'll stop the practice. atleast thats how it is in the states.

gpub
02-28-2008, 04:33 PM
You're a fucking idiot and no one cares.

Fuck you and your dogs

gpub
02-28-2008, 04:34 PM
we just rent office space. The office manager has a dog and people come visit her and bring their dogs. They start fucking barking and fighting, come around panting.

Eulogy
02-28-2008, 04:35 PM
that would be AWESOME. i hope i get to have dogs where i work when i grow up.

yo soy el mejor
02-28-2008, 04:39 PM
ONE TIME I BROUGHT NIMRODS GRANNY TO WORK AND THEY WERE LIKE 'NO DOGS ALLOWED' SO I HAD TO MAKE THAT BITCH WAIT OUTSIDE.

Dead Frequency
02-28-2008, 04:40 PM
Slap the people and punt the dogs! Especially if they're Mexican people/dogs.

ohnoitsbonnie
02-28-2008, 06:16 PM
I bring my fleas to school everyday

topleybird
02-28-2008, 06:48 PM
Worse is children--babies, okay, bring in your big "fuck you" to everyone with whom you feel a sense of life competition

But we have people who bring their young children and then essentially abandon them

One morning a coworker of mine found a sleeping child under her desk; I've had kids wander over and just stare at me

In conclusion fuck children

ohnoitsbonnie
02-28-2008, 07:30 PM
I'd rather not

Eulogy
02-28-2008, 07:53 PM
I'd rather not

heh heh

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 01:04 PM
there are regulations against having pets at work. especially the cat/dog sort. fish i think are perfectly legal, but because of health reasons, there's a fema law that basically states no pets in a workplace unless it is a see-eye dog or necessary to perform the jobs duties. we have dogs running around my office and i'm allergic to cats. luck would have it the owner of the dog has cats at home, so the dog brings all the cat hair with it. dude's my friend and i adore his dog (it's a pugalier) so i havent made a fuss over it. but you probably just have to say the word "FEMA" to your employer and they'll stop the practice. atleast thats how it is in the states.

Why would FEMA be concerned with any of this?

Caine Walker
02-29-2008, 01:07 PM
i wish i could bring a pet to work! god, that would seriously make my day go by so much quicker.

The Jesus
02-29-2008, 01:08 PM
I think I'd be ok with animals in the workplace providing they didn't shit all over my stuff.

ravenguy2000
02-29-2008, 01:15 PM
Why would FEMA be concerned with any of this?

OSHA maybe?

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 01:18 PM
That sounds more like it.

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 01:21 PM
Nope...not them:

Question: Am I in violation of any OSHA regulations in regards to having my pet Labrador retriever in my facilities?

Response: <b>OSHA does not have any specific standards prohibiting the presence of pets in the workplace. We recommend that you contact your State and local health departments to determine if they have any regulations that pertain to your situation.</b>

Thank you for your interest in occupational safety and health. We hope you find this information helpful. OSHA requirements are set by statute, standards, and regulations. Our interpretation letters explain these requirements and how they apply to particular circumstances, but they cannot create additional employer obligations. This letter constitutes OSHA's interpretation of the requirements discussed. Note that our enforcement guidance may be affected by changes to OSHA rules. Also, from time to time we update our guidance in response to new information. To keep apprised of such developments, you can consult the OSHA website at http://www.osha.gov. If you have any further questions, please feel free to contact the Office of General Industry Enforcement at (202) 693-1850.

Sincerely,


Richard E. Fairfax, Director
Directorate of Enforcement Programs

noyen
02-29-2008, 02:02 PM
Nope...not them:

Question: Am I in violation of any OSHA regulations in regards to having my pet Labrador retriever in my facilities?

Response: <b>OSHA does not have any specific standards prohibiting the presence of pets in the workplace. We recommend that you contact your State and local health departments to determine if they have any regulations that pertain to your situation.</b>

Thank you for your interest in occupational safety and health. We hope you find this information helpful. OSHA requirements are set by statute, standards, and regulations. Our interpretation letters explain these requirements and how they apply to particular circumstances, but they cannot create additional employer obligations. This letter constitutes OSHA's interpretation of the requirements discussed. Note that our enforcement guidance may be affected by changes to OSHA rules. Also, from time to time we update our guidance in response to new information. To keep apprised of such developments, you can consult the OSHA website at http://www.osha.gov. If you have any further questions, please feel free to contact the Office of General Industry Enforcement at (202) 693-1850.

Sincerely,


Richard E. Fairfax, Director
Directorate of Enforcement Programs

fema/osha same shit. it is still a regulation and prosecutable in federal court, with zero losses thus far. there are standards. they do have to be met by the private industry. the end.

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 02:17 PM
Can you provide me with some links or something?

flavin
02-29-2008, 03:09 PM
I use a computer in a little computer lab at school that is right next to some people's offices/work area and every once in a while someone will go in their door and a dog will start barking. I don't know if the dog is there every day or not, but it's pretty strange to hear all of a sudden.

Fattening Ass
02-29-2008, 03:14 PM
Ugh i hate people who shop with their fucking dogs. They're always bitchy too when i tell them they can't bring their lil' snookums inside. If they were smart they'd drag along someone to wait outside with the dog, which most don't. They even drag them along on rainy days, wtf?

Unless you're going to a pet store, leave your fucking mutt at home.

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 03:30 PM
Ugh i hate people who shop with their fucking dogs. They're always bitchy too when i tell them they can't bring their lil' snookums inside. If they were smart they'd drag along someone to wait outside with the dog, which most don't. They even drag them along on rainy days, wtf?

Unless you're going to a pet store, leave your fucking mutt at home.

I agree with the shopping thing.

It's probably mostly all Paris Hilton wanna-be's with their little yorkie in a pink purse with jeweled collars and shit right? I hate those types of people and that's why I could never work as a dog groomer or probably even at a doggie day care, because I bet I'd run into people like that on a regular basis.

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 03:37 PM
By the way, you might not want to go into work then on June 20th, because that's the 10th annual TAKE YOUR DOG TO WORK DAY!! :D

Yep.

On June 20, 2008, businesses, animal shelters and pet-care professionals from around the world will work together to better the lives of shelter dogs everywhere. Thousands of businesses will open their doors to employees’ pets on this day in celebration of the great companions dogs make. Pet Sitters International’s invites your business to join us as we celebrate a Decade of Dogs in the Workplace!

Fattening Ass
02-29-2008, 03:42 PM
People also bring along big dogs. It doesn't help that i work in an outdoor Outlet mall, nor does it help that the mall has pet events every now and then ;p

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 03:47 PM
Aha...yeah that sounds like just a bunch of retarded people. I really only see the tiny purse accessory dogs.

Rider
02-29-2008, 04:25 PM
I love the way people no longer take work seriously.

Caine Walker
02-29-2008, 04:28 PM
yeah, really.

waltermcphilp
02-29-2008, 04:33 PM
work is for suckers.

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 04:38 PM
Aw, what a polite little Marleydog.

<img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n290/stacyphotos/October%20Kentucky/marley06.jpg">

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 04:38 PM
AHAHAH

<img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n290/stacyphotos/October%20Kentucky/marley10.jpg">

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 04:39 PM
<img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n290/stacyphotos/October%20Kentucky/shelly02.jpg">

Fattening Ass
02-29-2008, 04:40 PM
Aw, what a polite little Marleydog.

<img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n290/stacyphotos/October%20Kentucky/marley06.jpg">

i like how the dog's like "wtf do you want, bitch".

while the cat is gearing to pounce his ass

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 04:43 PM
That dog and that cat really pounce on each other hardcore. It's pretty funny.

Here he is getting ready for battle:

<img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n290/stacyphotos/October%20Kentucky/mel02.jpg">

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 04:44 PM
<img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n290/stacyphotos/October%20Kentucky/mel03.jpg">

KrazeeStacee
02-29-2008, 04:44 PM
Here's Marleydog again, wearing his Dog Whisperer bandana my Mom got for him.

<img src="http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n290/stacyphotos/October%20Kentucky/marley08.jpg">