Contest!


Clear your spam/junk mail folder now, and report back in 24 hours how many you've accumulated.

A.) make one post to say you've cleared it
A.5) Optional: report your progress periodically
B.) in 24 hours, report how many messages are in the folder

i predict wally will be in the top 5

A.) ALL CLEAR!!!

I concede. next contest.

worst contest ever

I concede. next contest.



i thought you were kinda edgy man. this should be right up your alley

heh

worst contest ever


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my work email is the worst offender. 275 items in junk folder currently.

if you have cleared it since this thread was made and already have that many, i'm going to get killed in this contest

Work e-mail cleared.

nah, it hasn't been cleared since 2/14. clearing now...

i don't think the payoff will be worth the effort

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i hope i can sustain this pace

A qucick check shows over the last 30 days I have averaged about 110 a day.

oh snap!! have you cleared yours now Rider?

Let women grab the weapon in your pants and realize what a REAL man feels like

Do you mind forwarding that to me at Chunkylover53@aol.com

oh snap!! have you cleared yours now Rider?

Done. I wonder how long it will take to get the first one. Thank god for the gmail spam filters.

Cleared. I could use my old AOL address and win this easily but I will use my Gmail.

i still got nothing.

exciting.

i fear my auspicious start won't be representative of the next 24 hours. c'moooooooooon penis pill people!! hit me with your best shots!!

I've got one already.

what's the subject?

I have five now. All Important Loan Information type, except for one with cool Chinese characters.

Surprisingly I just checked my old brighthouse e-mail account and I have no spam at all there.

first one :

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hehehe. this is awesome

what's the subject?

"Singles in your area want to show you their pics!!!!"

Make her forget her ex, find a workout that doesn't bore you, and skip breakfast


Increase your size, and have the best sex of your life?

Yet another stupid ass thread from Jesse from San Francisco.

I would open it to see what I am sure is somewhat amusing but I'm at work and don't want to risk it.

COOOO---UH-OOOOOHN TEST!!!!

IT WAS JUST ANOTHER CONTEST.

do emails from warsaw count

Yet another stupid ass thread from Jesse from San Francisco.

hey man at least i'm trying over here

let's have a look at your most recent threads:

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=156560 thread about your interview, better suited for livejournal, or diaryland might be an even better fit

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=155924 an "i'm bored" thread

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=155268 "this pizza is delicious"

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hey man at least i'm trying over here

let's have a look at your most recent threads:

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=156560 thread about your interview, better suited for livejournal, or diaryland might be an even better fit

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=155924 an "i'm bored" thread

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=155268 "this pizza is delicious"

Don't try to deflect the fact that this thread is a piece of shit , edit monger.

thanks for finding that interview thread, i couldn't locate it with this dumb board's search.

it attempts to involve the members of our community in a new activity. might not be the most awesome activity ever, but it definitely is better than simply recounting the details of things in your life

that doesn't mean shit you asshole,

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looks like someone forgot to take their happy pills today.

the language!! yikes.

we're just trying to have a little fun over here. let's just see how it goes before concluding that it's horrible. you're acting like ella "i like to presume guilt before proof" ella's last name.

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I love that they even ******* a fake virus scanner message. Amazing that people fall for this shit.

This thread is pretty dumb, and no doubt people will reply, but i think im a bit cranky cause im hungry.

im out for lunch

Longer, stronger erections or a new low interesting mortgage on my house.... don't have time for both so which do I choose?

Longer, stronger erections or a new low interesting mortgage on my house.... don't have time for both so which do I choose?

If you hook me up with the mortgage guy, I'll hook you up with the car loan guy that just e-mailed me.

I'm good on car mortgages what you got in terms of college personals? This could be the new Pogs... remember pogs?

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I get approximately 350 of these a day.

i'm up to 9. 6 of them are related to male private parts. how many do you guys have so far? anyone else joining the contest?

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nimrod always has to be the best at everything

ok deleted. but i don't really get that many spams.

one hour and just one so far :(

deleted at 7:18 PM EST! see you in 24 bitches!

that Fattening Ass is a real piece of shit, isn't he

Do you mind forwarding that to me at Chunkylover53@aol.com



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Up to 54 now - most all ????? titled because Barracuda kills nearly everything, thankfully.

But one got through: Having a larger rocket in your pocket gives you more confidence both in life and around women.

41 so far, highlights include:

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She rode me in ecstacy over and over again during our wild lovemaking session - I guess size really does matter.

Olivia O.Lovely lick pussy & rides dick granddaughters

Today you have chance to lengthenn your male device length

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Hey wHATcOLOR, want to lengthenn your male device length with me?

Deleted now, I sometimes get near 100 so we'll see how today goes.

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SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: missed count terror foot photo they because agent twin wOpmCie6CRbu56gOQwRGuAi get these all the time too. they get me excited because they say sexually explicit in caps but then it's just a bunch of random words.

i get these all the time too. they get me excited because they say sexually explicit in caps but then it's just a bunch of random words.

Mine actually have tiny text making ascii art that spells words.

Lets see if this works, I doubt it will.

nope didn't work, one had I tried to paste some of the ascii stuff here but it just came out as random garbage.

happy 5,000 posts Rider!!

and yes to bonnie's question

there was a Zeitgeist cover song contest? lame

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That thing was going to kill me and my friend, but he got it first. Sothe surrounding silence. Something is happening-but what? Something Right. I watched them leave and when they were out of sight looke

i only have 15 so far. i hope they rain down on my spam box overnight

125 now.

95 tight now:

Make all ladies worship your male p@ckage!
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To you from Poland

Good day from Poland to you dear friend!
I don't know how I can start my letter to you.
But I hope that you will read this letter with interest.
FOR THE FIRST!!! THIS LETTER FROM INTERNET DATING AGENCY.
I GAVE THEM THIS LETTER AND TO ME HAVE TOLD THAT THEY WILL SEND LETTER TO USA.
This letter will be short, I think.
But if you will answer to me I will write more about me and about my life.
My name is Oksy. I'm from Poland, city Krakov.
I have brown hair, blue eyes. My measurements: 32B - 24 - 34, Height: 5'2",
Weight: 115 lbs
I'm 27 years old woman and I will be 28 at March, 13. So, very soon.
The purpose of my letter: I will get Visitor Visa of USA on March, 10.
I want to arrive to USA, but I have no any friends or relativies who
can meet me on airport. I really hope that you can do it for me.
Probably we can develop our relations also.
So, please, write me on my e-mail: oksana.bagriy@pisem.net
I hope that you will have interest after reading my letter.
I will send my photo if you will answer to me.
Also I have interest also. Please tell me:

1 - Your name
2 - Your city and State
3 - Your age
4 - Send me your photo also

Ok, I will close for now, but I will wait your answer so much!!!
I really hope that you will give me chance to have meeting!!!
Waiting for your answer,
Yours friend Oksy from Poland

i've got 38, 2 more hours to go!!

I've got 16 right now. I knew I should never have entered this contest. This will be an embarrassing loss.

we haven't yet determined how we are going to decide the winner

i only have 2 with 6 hours to go. disappointing. they've both been about Windows Vista too.

I'm at 183 - I'm kicking all your asses.

Thanks, gmail!

CLEAR

With about an hour to go I'm at 119, by the way i think we have a winner for best spam message:

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The extramarital son of John Kennedy appeared in Canada!!!
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22.5 hours later and i only have 20

my best spam header trumps yours though rider

"Shannon said my new found size feels like a power drill in her, and she LOVES IT."

22.5 hours later and i only have 20

my best spam header trumps yours though rider

"Shannon said my new found size feels like a power drill in her, and she LOVES IT."

ahhhaha

its been 14 hours so far and just 2 spams. one for each email account.

An hour to go, and 197 in the bin.

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strange, i would have imagined gayboi69@hotmail.com would be a spam magnet

clear

My 24 hours is up, results below:

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128 in 24 hours.

i get maybe 2 spam messages per week in Gmail, how do you guys do it?

i just checked my email account for the first time in ages. 93 in the spam box. and apparently i signed up on barack obama's website with it. ??

about 60 of those 93 deal with making my cock bigger. thought there would be more variety.

Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company In Singapore

Dear Sir/Madam,

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I wish to Inform You that Your Urgent Attention Is Needed at Our Branch Office In the United Kingdom as We Have not only Good News For You but also news that will change your life forever. You are Advise You Contact The Officer Incharge and be brief concerning all this News Of this Life Transforming Offer Coming to You From this Great Company

Do Contact the Officer-incharge With the Information Below:
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Telephones:+44 7045759467

Understand that We are Not Disclosing the Good News via This Email, For Security Reason as the Information to Be Given to You are Vital and Sensitive and Will Be Explained in Details.
Ms Chong Fo Lee Secretary to Chevron Texaco International

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Wow, I failed this one. I got more actual mail in 24 hours than spam.

Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company In Singapore

Dear Sir/Madam,

Top of the day to You . My name's are Chong Fo Lee Secretary to Chevron Texaco Oil and Gas Company In Singapore (ASIA DISTRICT).
I wish to Inform You that Your Urgent Attention Is Needed at Our Branch Office In the United Kingdom as We Have not only Good News For You but also news that will change your life forever. You are Advise You Contact The Officer Incharge and be brief concerning all this News Of this Life Transforming Offer Coming to You From this Great Company

Do Contact the Officer-incharge With the Information Below:
Eng. Albert Newton
albrtnewton02@live.com
Telephones:+44 7045759467

Understand that We are Not Disclosing the Good News via This Email, For Security Reason as the Information to Be Given to You are Vital and Sensitive and Will Be Explained in Details.
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The albrtnewton02 email is great.

did i win

okay, so I didn't see the part about posting when you cleared, but I did my dummy account that I use whenever I signup for something online. i guess it's the spam honeypot.

132 messages in the last 24 hours

unbelievably not ONE is about making my penis change is size

the email I use everyday though is nothing but dick stuff

ages ago i kept a few of the best spam emails i had, think I posted them a while ago, here's the headers;

Do you want your dick be even more attractive than your face? Try Penis Enlarge Patch

With every inches of your dick your popularity grows with extremely high speed. That's why you should try Penis Enlarge Patch

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How about a hulking cock? Interested?

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A man with a small dick is like a candle that is almost burned.

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With our Soft Cialis Tabs you will be able to chop the wood with your dick

With your Ci@]is Soft Tabs super effect she'll be going like ooh-la-la!

With Penis Enlarge Patch your dick will be able to touch the sky.

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Make your dick longer than the Great China Wall with Penis Enlarge Patch.

Fucking a man with a small dick is like fucking a rabbit

You want to measure your penis but it is afraid of the ruler.

You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue.

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SHY TO FCUK WITH UR SHORT GUN? L0NGER 3" INSTANTLY sugar

SAD TO HAVE SHORT D1CK, BIGGER 2" NOW AT LOW fascinate

If you think your penis looks like a sponge,Your wife is complaining about you being on only for a few minutes. Always wanted to be like a superman: good-looking, courageous, fearless with a huge and strong penis.

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with our viagra tabs you can crack nuts with your penis

A man with a small penis is like a butterfly without wings

85 is the final count for me.

i'm totally losing too, i only have like 24 spam mails

181

A man with a small dick is like a candle that is almost burned.



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i seriously have over 85,000 pieces of spam mail in my junk. do i have to post a screenshot?

just from this morning

it gives me great pleasure to announce the winner of our contest:

SPPUNK!

you have won!

youre gonna have to send him a trophy for his cabinet

-Confucius

uh i'm pretty sure winston churchill said that one