View Full Version : the police just came by


wHATcOLOR
02-22-2008, 12:03 AM
to ask if we've seen our neighbor recently, and to tell us to let them know if we notice any real bad smells or lots of flies :erm:

redbull
02-22-2008, 12:04 AM
PO-POS, NIGGA RUN

Ol' Couch Ass
02-22-2008, 12:05 AM
they must have fucked to death the other night when you heard them.:sexors::rockon:

wHATcOLOR
02-22-2008, 12:11 AM
wasn't it winston churchill who once said "love thy neighbor, dead or alive" ?

Nimrod's Son
02-22-2008, 12:12 AM
it was obama who said that

(didn't write it, of course)

AndySlash
02-22-2008, 12:13 AM
<img src=http://static.flickr.com/80/243222830_7e2d398d17.jpg>

threetwooneZERO
02-22-2008, 12:13 AM
I have a better police story......My cousin's apartment building got broken into while I was talking to him on the phone yesterday by a gang of homeless thieves. they broke into the neighbors who live above him while his neighbors were sleeping in the room. the best part is that they stole some clothing and 70 dollars worth of meat!

today, one homeless guy was arrested outside the very same building for wearing the stolen clothing and carrying about a garbage bag full of meat!

Nimrod's Son
02-22-2008, 12:15 AM
canada sounds like a cesspool

threetwooneZERO
02-22-2008, 12:16 AM
canada sounds like a cesspool

naw, just our nation's capital.

aurel
02-22-2008, 08:05 AM
Recently had the cops at my door because a guy in our building was found shot in the head out in the countryside. Bit crazy but it seems he had dissident republican links

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02-22-2008, 08:07 AM
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pale_princess
02-22-2008, 08:19 AM
jenkem factory fyi

yo soy el mejor
02-22-2008, 09:47 AM
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>_< lol

christian zombie vampires
02-22-2008, 10:01 AM
jenkem factory fyi

isnt like every bathroom or every person a jenkem factory

listen tomorrows shipment is short, grab some hero subs, we've got to get to work

wally
02-22-2008, 10:03 AM
I have a better police story......


You just have to be a topper, don't you?

Aeroplane
02-22-2008, 10:07 AM
topper. hehehehehehe.

wally
02-22-2008, 10:08 AM
http://www.accenttops.com/2841F.JPG

Aeroplane
02-22-2008, 10:13 AM
http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/wedding-cake-topper.jpg

twice
02-22-2008, 10:15 AM
ooo i want one

ella
02-22-2008, 10:46 AM
The police are such fools...
In my town, they try to find absolutely any reason to pull you over because they have nothing better to do. Once they pulled over my dad to measure his tire tread.

aurel
02-22-2008, 11:07 AM
such fools!

wHATcOLOR
02-22-2008, 11:26 AM
i've never <i>heard</i> of such fools!!

noyen
02-22-2008, 11:29 AM
i got pulled over for being a robbery suspect and had guns pulled on me and shit last week. it was after i robbed those taco stand customers in cali though, so they were totally justified in doing so. man, cops are awesome.

aurel
02-22-2008, 11:31 AM
^ More criminals like this and the world would be a better place.

ella
02-22-2008, 11:32 AM
Well aurel, don't just sit by.... stand by your shit and make the world a better place.
I have a ski mask you could borrow.

wHATcOLOR
02-22-2008, 11:34 AM
criminals don't borrow ski masks

aurel
02-22-2008, 11:35 AM
Soak it in tipex thinner and I'm on it.

aurel
02-22-2008, 11:38 AM
criminals don't borrow ski masks

Would it be wrong to assume that thieves rarely return loaned items? Is that thievist?

wHATcOLOR
02-22-2008, 11:42 AM
i think it was winston churchill who once said "to assume.. well that's just crazy man. to suspend judgement, well that's the bee's knees, brotherman"

aurel
02-22-2008, 11:51 AM
A fine sentiment delivered in Churchills wonderfully idiosyncratic style.

Irridescent Fairysex
02-22-2008, 11:53 AM
now that's a band that cares

wHATcOLOR
05-31-2008, 09:51 PM
well, she died yesterday

RIP neighbor. now i will play my music twice as loudly

ravenguy2000
05-31-2008, 10:01 PM
Jenk is an incredibly excellent high and it's very unique. It's free and easy to make, unlike any other drug. I'm not some kid, and I have money and connections, but sometimes it's nice to have a powerful drug that I know I can make myself without having to put up with dealers' bullshit just to get high. The only other drugs that kinda compare IMO are mushrooms, acid, and recreational dose of adderall (in that it is euphoric-feeling) but all of those drugs are pretty taxing on the body. Jenk doesn't really have a hangover, it finishes surprisingly clean. Jenk isn't really that gross, you just shit/piss in a jar instead of in a toilet, turn your head while you put a cap on it and store it somewhere, then later you take a balloon off the top that has the gasses and you inhale it. It's not like you have to drink the shit or like rub it on yourself or something....

wHATcOLOR
05-31-2008, 10:09 PM
oh, we've shortened it to Jenk now?

Ever
05-31-2008, 11:16 PM
Say you see her all the time throw out the body and live in her house. Sell your own for money

edit: ignore that