View Full Version : What If Billy Had Never learnt Guitar.....
bogopogo 02-20-2008, 09:33 AM <a href="http://s5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/bogopogo/?action=view¤t=norris.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y172/bogopogo/norris.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
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I think this would be an acurate visual....
headheldhigh 02-20-2008, 09:38 AM if billy hadn't learned guitar then the first album he made would have probably been more like thefutureembrace and there wouldn't be a netphoria.
he'd be a music journalist
and he'd write for pitchfork & rolling stone
and we'd all hate him for bashing everyone
Teej212 02-20-2008, 01:39 PM he would be a burnout in a record store
zbeast78 02-20-2008, 01:52 PM he would be a burnout in a record store
this one is the closest prediction I think. Didn't he even admit that at one point he was too lazy to even shower, so one of his girl friends tricked him into going to a rec center to bathe his stinky ass?
smashkin33 02-20-2008, 02:36 PM if he went to college, what would he have majored in?
morecowbell 02-20-2008, 02:56 PM i thought he said he would have majored in history in those blogs.
duovamp 02-20-2008, 03:04 PM So he would've been Trotskilicious.
redchandelier 02-20-2008, 03:49 PM this one is the closest prediction I think. Didn't he even admit that at one point he was too lazy to even shower, so one of his girl friends tricked him into going to a rec center to bathe his stinky ass?
If I recall correctly, it was because he didn't have a shower to shower in so he would try to wash himself in the bathroom sink.......and if corgan had never learned to play guitar, he'd complain a whole lot more than he does now that's for sure; probably would have gone to college and hate his job
teh b0lly!!1 02-20-2008, 04:04 PM he would be an exact replica of his father.
a useless, bald, drug-using asshole that just got arrested.
i_adore_adore 02-20-2008, 04:37 PM Well, I may not have put a lot of effort into guitar. SP made me like rock music, and I learned a whole bunch of their songs when I first got into them. I probably would have ended up playing country songs for the rest of my life. ha.
So thanks, bill.
morecowbell 02-20-2008, 04:44 PM probably would have gone to college and hate his job
kind of like 95% of the bell curve.
skipgo 02-20-2008, 06:43 PM yeah, i can't imagine billy being "too lazy to shower". He comes across to me as some kind of clean freak actually.
Ol' Couch Ass 02-20-2008, 07:37 PM So he would've been Trotskilicious.
lol
Teej212 02-20-2008, 08:23 PM i would also be listening to crappy music
WalkingStrayz 02-20-2008, 10:31 PM learnt
Mayfuck 02-20-2008, 11:15 PM <img src="http://a477.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_585c4841ccd2532522d1c729b2fe5d5c.jpg">
TuralyonW3 02-20-2008, 11:38 PM this piece of shit sp board wouldn't exist
Thaniel Buckner 02-21-2008, 12:00 AM So he would've been Trotskilicious.
trotskillicious is a political science major THANKYOUVERYMUCH
redchandelier 02-21-2008, 08:43 AM kind of like 95% of the bell curve.
exactly
blueEyez6489 02-21-2008, 08:49 AM <img src="http://a477.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_585c4841ccd2532522d1c729b2fe5d5c.jpg">
um..who are they??
morecowbell 02-21-2008, 08:57 AM lol, christ, is that shopped?
WalkingStrayz 02-21-2008, 10:59 AM he looks a little out of place
Rockin' Cherub 02-21-2008, 11:42 AM i would have something better to do right now
Raventhird 02-21-2008, 11:51 AM What if the sun refused to shine?
acurate visual:
http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/1999-10-31/darkness.jpg
morecowbell 02-21-2008, 12:01 PM lol
bogopogo 02-22-2008, 09:44 AM hahaha
Eulogy 02-22-2008, 10:20 AM trotskillicious is a political science major THANKYOUVERYMUCH
uhhh, what?
Mayfuck 02-22-2008, 10:28 AM um..who are they??
It was a thanksgiving get together so i assume some kind of family.
Sarcastic Smile 02-22-2008, 10:31 AM so are we now just making up any random "what ifs" and "do you thinks"
tensionhead 02-22-2008, 02:21 PM he would be the male version of the old d'arcy.
brillo998 02-23-2008, 02:05 AM that pictures gotta be shopped. look how tall billy is shorter than the short looking guys.
Rockin' Cherub 02-23-2008, 06:41 AM what if billy drank a cup of butter every morning and owned a dog named al
and there wouldn't be a netphoria.
I dont want to have to bring my kids up in such a world.
stumpycat 02-24-2008, 01:00 AM Billy's already prone to bouts of depression and chronic mood instability...and this is after he has managed to achieve a hell of a lot more that most people will in their lives. I can't imagine how unbearably shitty and depressing it would have been had he been forced to deal with a normal life and job.
Shawn Osmond 02-24-2008, 01:16 PM So he would've been Trotskilicious.
I don't think Billy would have weighed 400 pounds by his 21st birthday.
he would be an exact replica of his father.
a useless, bald, drug-using asshole that just got arrested.
well that's nice
elizabeth.crane 02-25-2008, 12:50 PM i'd lost hope and probably never grabbed my guitar again...would have been quite sad. and of course there would be a great lack of respectable music
Phoenix Down 02-25-2008, 05:39 PM he would be an exact replica of his father.
a useless, bald, drug-using asshole that just got arrested.
this one
davin 02-25-2008, 05:48 PM one thing's for sure...he would have had time to assemble many more pizza boxes.
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