View Full Version : What If Billy Had Never learnt Guitar.....


bogopogo
02-20-2008, 09:33 AM
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^^^^^^^

I think this would be an acurate visual....

headheldhigh
02-20-2008, 09:38 AM
if billy hadn't learned guitar then the first album he made would have probably been more like thefutureembrace and there wouldn't be a netphoria.

T&T
02-20-2008, 10:25 AM
he'd be a music journalist
and he'd write for pitchfork & rolling stone
and we'd all hate him for bashing everyone

Teej212
02-20-2008, 01:39 PM
he would be a burnout in a record store

zbeast78
02-20-2008, 01:52 PM
he would be a burnout in a record store

this one is the closest prediction I think. Didn't he even admit that at one point he was too lazy to even shower, so one of his girl friends tricked him into going to a rec center to bathe his stinky ass?

smashkin33
02-20-2008, 02:36 PM
if he went to college, what would he have majored in?

morecowbell
02-20-2008, 02:56 PM
i thought he said he would have majored in history in those blogs.

duovamp
02-20-2008, 03:04 PM
So he would've been Trotskilicious.

redchandelier
02-20-2008, 03:49 PM
this one is the closest prediction I think. Didn't he even admit that at one point he was too lazy to even shower, so one of his girl friends tricked him into going to a rec center to bathe his stinky ass?

If I recall correctly, it was because he didn't have a shower to shower in so he would try to wash himself in the bathroom sink.......and if corgan had never learned to play guitar, he'd complain a whole lot more than he does now that's for sure; probably would have gone to college and hate his job

teh b0lly!!1
02-20-2008, 04:04 PM
he would be an exact replica of his father.
a useless, bald, drug-using asshole that just got arrested.

i_adore_adore
02-20-2008, 04:37 PM
Well, I may not have put a lot of effort into guitar. SP made me like rock music, and I learned a whole bunch of their songs when I first got into them. I probably would have ended up playing country songs for the rest of my life. ha.

So thanks, bill.

morecowbell
02-20-2008, 04:44 PM
probably would have gone to college and hate his job

kind of like 95% of the bell curve.

skipgo
02-20-2008, 06:43 PM
yeah, i can't imagine billy being "too lazy to shower". He comes across to me as some kind of clean freak actually.

Ol' Couch Ass
02-20-2008, 07:37 PM
So he would've been Trotskilicious.

lol

Teej212
02-20-2008, 08:23 PM
i would also be listening to crappy music

WalkingStrayz
02-20-2008, 10:31 PM
learnt

Mayfuck
02-20-2008, 11:15 PM
<img src="http://a477.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_585c4841ccd2532522d1c729b2fe5d5c.jpg">

TuralyonW3
02-20-2008, 11:38 PM
this piece of shit sp board wouldn't exist

Thaniel Buckner
02-21-2008, 12:00 AM
So he would've been Trotskilicious.
trotskillicious is a political science major THANKYOUVERYMUCH

redchandelier
02-21-2008, 08:43 AM
kind of like 95% of the bell curve.


exactly

blueEyez6489
02-21-2008, 08:49 AM
<img src="http://a477.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/112/l_585c4841ccd2532522d1c729b2fe5d5c.jpg">

um..who are they??

morecowbell
02-21-2008, 08:57 AM
lol, christ, is that shopped?

WalkingStrayz
02-21-2008, 10:59 AM
he looks a little out of place

Rockin' Cherub
02-21-2008, 11:42 AM
i would have something better to do right now

Raventhird
02-21-2008, 11:51 AM
What if the sun refused to shine?

acurate visual:
http://www.irtc.org/ftp/pub/stills/1999-10-31/darkness.jpg

morecowbell
02-21-2008, 12:01 PM
lol

bogopogo
02-22-2008, 09:44 AM
hahaha

Eulogy
02-22-2008, 10:20 AM
trotskillicious is a political science major THANKYOUVERYMUCH

uhhh, what?

Mayfuck
02-22-2008, 10:28 AM
um..who are they??

It was a thanksgiving get together so i assume some kind of family.

Sarcastic Smile
02-22-2008, 10:31 AM
so are we now just making up any random "what ifs" and "do you thinks"

tensionhead
02-22-2008, 02:21 PM
he would be the male version of the old d'arcy.

brillo998
02-23-2008, 02:05 AM
that pictures gotta be shopped. look how tall billy is shorter than the short looking guys.

Rockin' Cherub
02-23-2008, 06:41 AM
what if billy drank a cup of butter every morning and owned a dog named al

pete
02-23-2008, 07:01 AM
and there wouldn't be a netphoria.

I dont want to have to bring my kids up in such a world.

stumpycat
02-24-2008, 01:00 AM
Billy's already prone to bouts of depression and chronic mood instability...and this is after he has managed to achieve a hell of a lot more that most people will in their lives. I can't imagine how unbearably shitty and depressing it would have been had he been forced to deal with a normal life and job.

Shawn Osmond
02-24-2008, 01:16 PM
So he would've been Trotskilicious.

I don't think Billy would have weighed 400 pounds by his 21st birthday.

Home
02-25-2008, 06:17 AM
he would be an exact replica of his father.
a useless, bald, drug-using asshole that just got arrested.

well that's nice

elizabeth.crane
02-25-2008, 12:50 PM
i'd lost hope and probably never grabbed my guitar again...would have been quite sad. and of course there would be a great lack of respectable music

Phoenix Down
02-25-2008, 05:39 PM
he would be an exact replica of his father.
a useless, bald, drug-using asshole that just got arrested.

this one

davin
02-25-2008, 05:48 PM
one thing's for sure...he would have had time to assemble many more pizza boxes.