View Full Version : Gay Smashing Pumpkins Fans?


bogopogo
02-18-2008, 02:50 PM
Am i the only gay pumpkin fan??? or does no other guy feel the urge to lick billy's bald head *no pun intended*

(obviously i know girls can be gay too)

mccririck
02-18-2008, 02:54 PM
What's Aberdeen like these days? i was at uni there about 10 years ago.

T&T
02-18-2008, 02:54 PM
welcome to our community

but you'll have to take your "sex talk" to the general forum
they're all dirty dick talking all the time

Caine Walker
02-18-2008, 02:55 PM
welcome to our community

but you'll have to take your "sex talk" to the general forum
they're all dirty dick talking all the time

aaaand how!

bogopogo
02-18-2008, 02:57 PM
sorry i wasnt talking about sex. I'll keep a note of the forum tho.

I was just wondering because billy has supported homos in the past and wondered how much of a gay fanbase the pumpkins have.

Aberdeen is freezing, and grey, and full of mutant seagulls. Fortunately i was pushed into going to the glasgow show rather than the nottingham one, lucky escape.... although any band sounds like crap in the SECC :(

Eulogy
02-18-2008, 03:04 PM
we put hits out on all the gay fans. you might want to delete this thread.

bogopogo
02-18-2008, 03:07 PM
hits? i dont compute?

Eulogy
02-18-2008, 03:08 PM
it was supposed to be a joke about how we hire hit men to track down and kill gay smashing pumpkins fans.

you ruined it.

ravenguy2000
02-18-2008, 03:08 PM
we kill them.

or, rather, sodomize them broom handles and then kill them

ravenguy2000
02-18-2008, 03:09 PM
fuck and now screulogy fucked up mine

bogopogo
02-18-2008, 03:09 PM
Sorry i just got a high school flashback, I thought Pumpkins fans were more mature than that

Eulogy
02-18-2008, 03:11 PM
Sorry i just got a high school flashback, I thought Pumpkins fans were more mature than that

you thought wrong

(hey ravenguy we've done this before, haven't we?)

ravenguy2000
02-18-2008, 03:11 PM
you want to fuck me don't you

i can tell, don't play it off

ravenguy2000
02-18-2008, 03:12 PM
you want me on my back or on my knees

T&T
02-18-2008, 03:13 PM
this is a great example of "dirty dick talking" from the gen boarders

yet "hit" could have gone either way... i hit on girls all the time!
relationship/sex ideas always lead to gen chat material

as a smashing pumpkins fan i've been called a "homo" in the past
does that count as billy supporting "gay fans"



and this will probably reveal me as less of an SP fan then TCM
but when has "billy supported homos"... ? i'm at a loss for the citation

bogopogo
02-18-2008, 03:14 PM
you thought wrong

(hey ravenguy we've done this before, haven't we?)

Justice! :D

ravenguy2000
02-18-2008, 03:15 PM
"billy supported homos"... ?

how is getting the reach around from jimmy every night not supporting homos

bogopogo
02-18-2008, 03:16 PM
Billy supported homos when he was recording his solo album and said he was all for gay marriage, one of the earlier blogs he put on there, he said some other supportive things but i really can't be arsed quoting him for the sake of proving a point

bogopogo
02-18-2008, 03:18 PM
i just remembered when everybody thought billy was gay for the writing the song 'spaceboy' (i know it was about his brother)

good times good times :D

Eulogy
02-18-2008, 03:19 PM
i think it was more common for people to think he was gay because of all the fruity clothes he wore.

T&T
02-18-2008, 03:22 PM
gay netphorians:

mccririck
T&T
Caine Walker
Eulogy
ravenguy2000


and anyone else who posts in this thread!

bogopogo
02-18-2008, 03:23 PM
gay netphorians:

mccririck
T&T
Caine Walker
Eulogy
ravenguy2000


and anyone else who posts in this thread!

Is it sad that i want to be your friends? adoption? pweeease? :D

Eulogy
02-18-2008, 03:24 PM
Is it sad that i want to be your friends? adoption? pweeease? :D

here's a tip: just read the boards for a while without posting.

bogopogo
02-18-2008, 03:26 PM
a tip? :O

T&T
02-18-2008, 03:27 PM
skipgo does the adoption
you'll have to pass through her

i'll put in a good word if it helps.

bogopogo
02-18-2008, 03:30 PM
Awesome! as long as there isnt some sort of weird initiation process, still traumatised by the gay marilyn manson forum nerds

*smashing pumpkins nerds are superior in everyway*

T&T
02-18-2008, 03:39 PM
you'll have to go read the machina mystery threads
and report back with a summary

bogopogo
02-18-2008, 03:42 PM
eugh like i have time for that.... but hey! its for gay!!

Mayfuck
02-18-2008, 04:01 PM
i like this bogopogo guy

T&T
02-18-2008, 04:06 PM
^^ homo alert!

add him to the list!

Mayfuck
02-18-2008, 04:07 PM
lotta gays in this thread huh

mccririck
02-18-2008, 04:08 PM
Aberdeen is freezing, and grey, and full of mutant seagulls.

No changes there then. I went there for my degree then got the hell out.

Banana
02-18-2008, 04:08 PM
Why do gay people have to be so flamboyant about it and make it so everyone is aware that they are gay?

mccririck
02-18-2008, 04:09 PM
lotta gays in this thread huh

You've "cum" to the right place, fucker.

Caine Walker
02-18-2008, 04:09 PM
mccririck is the biggest fag of us all, don't let him try to convince you otherwise.

Mayfuck
02-18-2008, 04:09 PM
isn't banana02 that one 12 year old?

T&T
02-18-2008, 04:10 PM
Why do gay people have to be so flamboyant about it and make it so everyone is aware that they are gay?
says a guy called Banana03

add him to the list!

Mayfuck
02-18-2008, 04:12 PM
you're being annoying.

mccririck
02-18-2008, 04:14 PM
Why do gay people have to be so flamboyant about it and make it so everyone is aware that they are gay?

http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/gay.gif

T&T
02-18-2008, 04:14 PM
this thread never had rails to start off with
http://winesediments.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/derailed-train.jpg

mccririck
02-18-2008, 04:15 PM
mccririck is the biggest fag of us all, don't let him try to convince you otherwise.

Too right. :smoke:

Banana
02-18-2008, 04:25 PM
isn't banana02 that one 12 year old?

21, but close

Eulogy
02-18-2008, 04:28 PM
21, but close

oh wow

muzzled4life
02-18-2008, 05:54 PM
I told him, "We're all gay, man. It's just to what extent are you gay." He says, "That's bullshit man, I ain't gay at all!" I said, "Yes you are and I'll prove it." He says, "Fine, prove it." I said to him, "All right. Do you like porn?" He says, "Yeah, I love porn, you know that." I said, "Do you only watch two women doing it?" He said, "Naw, I'll watch a man and a woman make love." I said, "Oh, do you want the guy to have a tiny, half-flaccid penis?" He said, "Naw, man, I like big, hard, throbbing co-- I did not know that about myself." -Ron White

???
02-18-2008, 06:09 PM
paul hem to thread



















































































http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/jrt123/paulhem.jpg

osamy
02-18-2008, 06:14 PM
There was a guy I worked with that had a crush on me, and he told me how he complained to his therapist that he couldn't understand or accept how I wasn't gay. In trying to understand me, he bought every Smashing Pumpkins album, and liked what he heard (I'm not sure how this would lead to an understanding of me...but that's what he told me he did). So there's one gay fan. If he's still alive.

hnibos
02-18-2008, 06:18 PM
There was a guy I worked with that had a crush on me, and he told me how he complained to his therapist that he couldn't understand or accept how I wasn't gay. In trying to understand me, he bought every Smashing Pumpkins album, and liked what he heard (I'm not sure how this would lead to an understanding of me...but that's what he told me he did). So there's one gay fan. If he's still alive.

uhhh

???
02-18-2008, 06:22 PM
There was a guy I worked with that had a crush on me, and he told me how he complained to his therapist that he couldn't understand or accept how I wasn't gay. In trying to understand me, he bought every Smashing Pumpkins album, and liked what he heard (I'm not sure how this would lead to an understanding of me...but that's what he told me he did). So there's one gay fan. If he's still alive.

jesus, that's creepy.

ravenguy2000
02-18-2008, 06:29 PM
this thread has taken an interesting direction

tcm
02-18-2008, 06:34 PM
and this will probably reveal me as less of an SP fan then TCM
but when has "billy supported homos"... ? i'm at a loss for the citation
<balls>
James & D'arcy broke up around 1993, a time during which Billy was very confused with himself. Confused with what? Who Knows. All we know is the evidence speaks for itself. Who hasn't watched another guy masturbate before anyway?







"Believe in me" - Tonight, Tonight

"i want to believe in you and i heard you ,your song, you sing, a truth is no other, i want to believe in you, dear" - Believe



"there's a life i hide but i try to disguise" - Believe



"I don't look in the mirror, i don't like what i see staring back at me" - Ugly

"little lonely face that no one ever sees" - Be Strong Now



"we're not the same, we're different tonight"- Tonight Tonight

"ooh god if I could change a thing tonight we won’t be lonely" - Be Strong Now



i think i've answered this before, but i wore those bells for two years to remind me, over and over again, to remember

"ooh the bells are ringing out, what a sound, and i'm in love, the joy of love, the coming of jesus" - The Bells



I have a Volvo



"Where we run to, is up to you" - Blue

"we go running I don’t care where to till the mourning" - Country Girl



"and i'll do anything, to keep 'her' here tonight" - In The Arms Of Sleep

"want you to stay, want you to sway, want you" - Country Girl



"And when I wake inside you I know you know I'm yours"- Blew Away

"And I gave fast into you" - Falling

"And blew, blew, blew away But I don't wanna Blew, blew, I love you Blew, blew" - Blew Away





"I hear you fade away,And I hear you call ,I gave my life away,And I feel no pain" - Silverfuck

"Will you lend a hand, And if you hear me calling, I'm just so lost without you" - Falling

"And I Don't Wanna Fade" - Blew Away

???
02-18-2008, 06:43 PM
^ hahaha. fascinating. kumar littlejeans, we hardly knew ye.

commando
02-18-2008, 06:58 PM
Billy's def. not gay... didn't you read his "confessions"?

mccririck
02-18-2008, 07:10 PM
Was that "Confessions of a Gey?"

oceancrayon
02-18-2008, 07:11 PM
oh hi. a little late, but i too am a fan of both corgan + cock. cheers!

mccririck
02-18-2008, 07:11 PM
am i wrong or did isle just openly defy the NSFW rules? that was pretty badass.

It's a sizeable love-truncheon.

mccririck
02-18-2008, 07:13 PM
oh hi. a little late, but i too am a fan of both corgan + cock. cheers!

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smashkin33
02-18-2008, 08:15 PM
good spin-off of parody thread title: "gray smashing pumpkins fans"
<i>are you an old(er) person who loves the pumpkins? or is my grandma the only one?</i>

Eulogy
02-18-2008, 09:06 PM
good spin-off of parody thread title: "gray smashing pumpkins fans"
<i>are you an old(er) person who loves the pumpkins? or is my grandma the only one?</i>

i don't know how you define "good"

commando
02-18-2008, 09:21 PM
well... spin offs are only about 1/3 as good as the original, i.e. Three's a Crowd, Joey, the Tortellis... few have dared to be great spin offs- e.g. Frasier.

commando
02-18-2008, 09:22 PM
In other words, the bar is pretty low, so it would probably in fact be a good spin off.

apetulantfrenzy
02-18-2008, 09:41 PM
who here would prefer to bottom for corgan? or top him?

Definitely not top. It'd be like straddling a giraffe, too tall and limbs everywhere.

EDIT: and yes, homo thru and thru

Nimrod's Son
02-18-2008, 09:55 PM
i want a comprehensive list of the faggots because we don't need their kind around here

Sarcastic Smile
02-19-2008, 12:30 AM
good to see that I'm not missing much here on the weekends..

Ugly
02-19-2008, 12:48 AM
I think posting on Netporia automatically makes you queer. I'm pretty sure its burried somewhere in the "terms of agreement" part you have to click on before you register.

oceancrayon
02-19-2008, 12:56 AM
i want a comprehensive list of the faggots because we don't need their kind around here

ditto! although my intentions are a bit different. i want to round them all up and circle jerk to siva.

Fattening Ass
02-19-2008, 02:11 AM
can i get a reacharound pls

smashkin33
02-19-2008, 04:04 PM
if you think it would be good why don't you make it?

i didn't because:
A) i had to do my laundry
B) i didn't wanna get burned at the stake
C) i had a bout of adult A.D.D. and never got around to it
D) that terminator show was on

Caine Walker
02-19-2008, 04:10 PM
ditto! although my intentions are a bit different. i want to round them all up and circle jerk to siva.

:erm:

waltermcphilp
02-19-2008, 04:20 PM
i didn't because:
A) i had to do my laundry
B) i didn't wanna get burned at the stake
C) i had a bout of adult A.D.D. and never got around to it
D) that terminator show was on

http://blogs.nypost.com/40by40/porterhouse-steak.jpg

smashkin33
02-19-2008, 05:47 PM
word up, gijoe,
thats a sexy lookin tbone.
i really don't eat steak though.

Tournée d'adieu
02-20-2008, 02:19 AM
Hello Tournée d'adieu it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

Sarcastic Smile
02-20-2008, 02:31 AM
Hello Tournée d'adieu it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?

so are you gay?

Tournée d'adieu
02-20-2008, 03:14 AM
so are you gay?

Clearly.

Caine Walker
02-20-2008, 11:06 AM
Clearly.

are you hot?

Eulogy
02-20-2008, 12:56 PM
are you hot?

let's double team him

..only if the answer is yes, obviously.

Quiet CD
02-20-2008, 01:21 PM
bc supports all of his gay fans... as long as they have money to buy his albums, merch and tour tickets.

Mayfuck
02-20-2008, 01:58 PM
sad that quiet cd and d. went the straight route after all these years just as i was making a turn for the gay

wHATcOLOR
02-20-2008, 02:02 PM
goth bartender

Caine Walker
02-20-2008, 03:04 PM
let's double team him

..only if the answer is yes, obviously.

http://www.europeportreviews.com/WesternEuropeImages/Eiffel_Tower.jpg

Eulogy
02-20-2008, 03:06 PM
...at first i thought "why would we go all the way to pa- OHHHH"

little slow today

Tournée d'adieu
02-20-2008, 09:22 PM
are you hot?

Clearly. :p

Eulogy
02-20-2008, 11:11 PM
Clearly. :p

please look to post #83