who do you think i will have a better date with?

Alyssa is a Grad Student
Date attentively set for Feb 20th

or

Sheila is a city Event Manager
Date set for March 1st

go ahead and ask questions about each girl and I will tell you what I know about them. Or about our relationship prior to the date

Date attentively set for Feb 20th



have you ever read a book

better not date sheila, i bet she's all about planning events and you don't want to risk her judging your own event planning

i acttually have gone out with Sheila

here's my question: how exactly did you convince these girls to subject themselves to dates with you?

and another: where is the "neither, you're gonna fuck it up" option?

I didn't need to convince either of them to go out with me. I asked them out on separate days to go out and both of them answered yes without hesitation that would like to go out with me.

just wanted to let you all know that i will be tentatively reading this thread

but monte, how did you meet these girls? seems like you've already given some attention to sheila

Unanimous verdict so far dude.

kill yourself Monte

I meet Sheila at church, and I met Alysaa through my sister.

which is hotter?

Which one is better looking?

which is hotter?

Stop stealing my thunder.

which would you rather fuck?

ooh good one.

I am not sure who I would consider hotter or better looking. They are both very pretty. Excellent smiles and attractive personalities.

hnibos i don't think it those terms. so i don't have an answer for you

I am not sure who I would consider hotter or better looking. They are both very pretty. Excellent smiles and attractive personalities.

Fuck personality. Do they both have big tits or what?

i have an excellent smile too :B

you know, you cant fuck their personalities

any tasteful questions?

last i checked this was netphoria

you know, you cant fuck their personalities

their excellent smiles are a different story, however.

last i checked this was netphoria

so the expectation of tasteful questions is impossible

You go to church? That's sad. But tbh I'd go for the church one she's probably a virgin.

edit: nevermind i thought he said "answers".

if it's "questions", then i'm with eulogy on this one.

ask for tasteful personal information and you can have it.

Yeah c'mon monte, at least a paragraph on each girl.

Which one is most likely to have played a rusty trombone?

1. Which one has bigger tits?

2. Which one has the nicest ass?

3. Do either of them have pigtails you could hold on to?

4. Do either of them have hairy armpits?

ask for tasteful personal information and you can have it.

jesusfuckingchrist.... fine, i'll play. i'm bored anyway.

what kind of family does the lovely Alyssa have?

how much money does the radiant Sheila make?

who has nicer teeth?

if you were sinking on a boat and it was just the three of you, and you could only save one, which one would be lucky to sink to the bottom?

nothing about you is tasteful, monte.

I have never met Alyssa family.
I never asked Sheila how much she makes
They both have PERFECT teeth! I have seen Sheila's teeth a lot more, so we'll go with Sheila
And I would be the one who drowns. going down in true Smashing Pumpkins style

which one has the most tasteful ass?

oooooooooooookay, i know this is a pumpkins board and all, but the frequency of the references lately is really starting to get obnoxious. i can't be the only one on this.

which has a cleaner medical history?

Sheila is 29 years old, born and raised in southern california. she moved to the bay area about 4 years ago. She is always cheerful and smiling and full of energy. She loves her job as a city event planner and would love to work for a larger city to plan bigger events. She has a great sarcastic humor that makes for good time. Our 1st date that we went on in Early 2006 was to Disney on Ice to see Finding Nemo. We laughed about how the ice skaters there were the ones who couldn't make it to the Olympics and how we were the only couple there with out kids. Also how Nemo's skater seem to be having a hard time seeing because Nemo kept bumping into stuff.

Alyssa is a grad student working in the Chemical Engineering Department at her school. Before I met Alyssa I had seen her at the oakland temple a few times. Every time I saw her she acttually kind of scared me. She always seem to be looking at me like she was mad at me. So naturally I avoided her. It wasn't till 2 weeks later that I started to date another girl and I was introduced to Alyssa by my sister. She was very friendly. My sister encouraged me to ask her out because she was what my sister described as my type of girl. Well a year has almost passed since my sister introduced me. I saw Alyssa at the speed dating thing and we talked for a little bit, I then later that week asked her out

now we're talkin'.

which has a cleaner medical history?

:erm:

what's with the stalker questions?

:erm:

what's with the stalker questions?

i'd say that's a pretty fair question, actually.

i'd say that's a pretty fair question, actually.

do you typically know medical history of people you are about to take on a casually date?

do you typically know medical history of people you are about to take on a casually date?

It does help if you end up fucking her in the toilets later.

post pictures of both girls but don't tell us who is who

post pictures of both girls but don't tell us who is who

Good idea.

if i had pictures of both i would. but i don't sorry

if i had pictures of both i would. but i don't sorry

which one is less likely to be mad at you for this

describe a celebrity who they look most like

which one is less likely to be mad at you for this

i would guess alyssa b/c i am sure sheila would just laugh

go ahead and ask questions about each girl and I will tell you what I know about them. Or about our relationship prior to the date


why wouldn't you just come right out and tell us from the start

Which one do you think would be into anal?

Sheila sounds about 11 years too old

The fucker's not answering any of my questions. I'm out. :rolleyes:

So, what happened between you and Sheila after your first date in 2006? You went your separate ways or what?

Alyssa would be a mix of jodi foster and helen hunt I guess.... I am bad at this stuff because I don't pay attention to movies and tv much

Sheila I am not sure..

Whatcolor I was looking for people to ask questions to get insight of what people would want to know about a girl.

I am kind of surprised no one asked what we'll be doing on the dates

In 2006 nothing happen w/ sgeila. We saw each other every week. But there just wasn't any kind of spark. We had fun together but it was like going out with a good friend instead of a romantic interest.
Good question stephanie

Soooo, what will you be doing on the dates?

so this thread is just an excuse for monte to brag about the elaborate plans for his next dates

I actually visited to Oakland Temple once. It was about -- sheesh -- 15 years ago. Went there one night with some cousins to play some pick-up basketball at the gym.

Fuck those bitches, post pics of your sister.

lets just predict the next way monte butchers the english language

*clicks to first page* So the original question is "who will i have a better date with?" you aren't asking our opinion of who you should date? your asking us to predict the future?

Alyssa would be a mix of jodi foster and helen hunt I guess.... I am bad at this stuff because I don't pay attention to movies and tv much


Well that is one horrible combination.

Go with sheila

I am kind of surprised no one asked what we'll be doing on the dates

that's because you couldn't pay a single one of us to care. yeesh.

*clicks to first page* So the original question is "who will i have a better date with?" you aren't asking our opinion of who you should date? your asking us to predict the future?

You're right what a useless poll question this is. Why ask, when you are going to date both and actually find out the answer? This thread is just an elaborate ruse with a hidden agenda.

more devious than those chinese spies....

Not to sound like TOO much of an ass, but is there ever a romantic spark? It seems like you go on countless dates and always come back with "We had a great time, she's a great friend, lots of laughs". To be honest, I didn't know people still "dated" these days, as in went on multiple dates with multiple people in a short span of time. What if you really like the first girl, are you still going to go out with the second one? When I went out with my now-girlfriend for the first time, she was the only girl I thought about until the next time we went out, which was quickly arranged for the same week.

You're just not a playa, Nate.

Oh, and you'll have more fun with Sheila, but she's 29 and boring. That date will go nowhere and you already know this (said as much yourself, essentially). The date with Alyssa (assuming she's into you, I'll go out on a limb and say she is) will be awkward, and she'll be looking for something more out of it...I don't mean in a "first-date-sex" way, because you probably both aren't into that, but she's going to be approaching the date as a potential boyfriend-girlfriend type thing. Nothing will come of it and you will remain friends because that's what you always do.

Ouch, the truth hurts.

to answer Nate. Their have been two that acttually looked pretty promising. One of them was Kara who i dated for about 4 months or so before she went off to school in Utah... The other one was kind of recent, but just like almost all the girls I have dated they don't seem to know what they want... I have plenty of friends whom are LDS and have a similar responds. They go out, nothing sparks, they move on. Personally I would like to have a family, and I don't tend to like a girl until I have gone out with them... The other girl was rather recent, and kind of a sour subject. No animosity towards her, but just a little uncomfortable around her that I tend to keep that shame to myself and with my closet friends.

As for if I like one girl a lot before I go out with the 2nd date doesn't apply too much into my judgment. I won't commit to date one girl at a time till I have gone out on at least 3 dates with them. And if I know I am going to go out on a 3rd date with someone I tend to place all other girls aside for a moment.

As for what we are doing is nothing new.

Alyssa and I going to Disneyland for the day

Sheila and I are going to teatro zinzanni
(see http://www.lifetakesvisa.com/?id=food& click on Dining and then click on video)

so this thread is just an excuse for monte to brag about the elaborate plans for his next dates

this is exactly why he's not up front about their descriptions, etc, and why he tried to slip in "i'm suprised no one asked about what i have planned! HINT HINT ASK ME"

or in his lingo: IM surpised nooone astked abuot what I Have planed!

Are you going to record monte?

Disneyland again? Grow up Monte.

doubtful i will record this one. with the last girl i did the disneyland video we had a real fun time with it but it was too distracting at the same time

with all this kid stuff, monte's gonna be the next MJ.

doubtful i will record this one. with the last girl i did the disneyland video we had a real fun time with it but it was too distracting at the same time
yeah, it's the video camera that is distracting, not the gorilla and duck costumes.

video or it didnt happen

lets just predict the next way monte butchers the english language

to answer Nate. Their have been two that acttually looked pretty promising. One of them was Kara who i dated for about 4 months or so before she went off to school in Utah... The other one was kind of recent, but just like almost all the girls I have dated they don't seem to know what they want... I have plenty of friends whom are LDS and have a similar responds. They go out, nothing sparks, they move on. Personally I would like to have a family, and I don't tend to like a girl until I have gone out with them... The other girl was rather recent, and kind of a sour subject. No animosity towards her, but just a little uncomfortable around her that I tend to keep that shame to myself and with my closet friends.

As for if I like one girl a lot before I go out with the 2nd date doesn't apply too much into my judgment. I won't commit to date one girl at a time till I have gone out on at least 3 dates with them. And if I know I am going to go out on a 3rd date with someone I tend to place all other girls aside for a moment.

As for what we are doing is nothing new.

Alyssa and I going to Disneyland for the day

Sheila and I are going to teatro zinzanni
(see http://www.lifetakesvisa.com/?id=food& click on Dining and then click on video)

i can't help but notice all this shit now. thanks for ruining my life, shapan.

yeah, it's the video camera that is distracting, not the gorilla and duck costumes.

its also annoying to have to carry a bag all day.

The other girl was rather recent, and kind of a sour subject. No animosity towards her, but just a little uncomfortable around her that I tend to keep that shame to myself and with my closet friends.


spill it.

Pics of your sister asshole.

monte - the modern day cecil vyse from an e.m forster novel

I picked Neither.

You had a nowhere date with the one girl 2 years ago and neither of you cared enough to try for a 2nd date.

The other girl has a glaring problem.

Sounds like a couple awkward days.

its also annoying to have to carry a bag all day.

when i see shit like, i can't help but think that every goddamn bit of it is made up.

i think i would read a weekly "monte's dating tips" thread. monte, can you make that happen?

I picked Neither.

You had a nowhere date with the one girl 2 years ago and neither of you cared enough to try for a 2nd date.

The other girl has a glaring problem.

Sounds like a couple awkward days.

I saw Sheila tonite and said hi to her. Her and I will for sure have fun. But i wonder how much fun it might be to go out with Alyssa. I got 2 other people tell me how nice she is tonight. so we'll see

Hey faggot, pics of your sister.

I got 2 other people tell me how nice she is tonight.

Did you threaten them into it?

anyone else get the feeling these girls are feeling a little pity?

Monte has me on ignore.

Did you threaten them into it?

what?

what?

he is asking whether you held them at gun point or had a bat with you when you asked them out.

anyone else get the feeling these girls are feeling a little pity?

It would weird me out if a person I was about to go out on a date with was discussing it with an entire message board. wtfe

I dont think they post here.

I think monte should let us set him up on a date with someone of our choosing. I have a nice pagan friend who is half black and half mexican.

If he accepted her, only half of her would get into heaven though.

I think monte should let us set him up on a date with someone of our choosing. I have a nice pagan friend who is half black and half mexican.

lol
good idea, :banging:

If he accepted her, only half of her would get into heaven though.
No, each half would get their own.

av by netphoria- I take it thats one of the wonderful ads I miss out on.

No, each half would get their own.

av by netphoria- I take it thats one of the wonderful ads I miss out on.

Yeah I figure, why fight it? I'll enjoy looking at asses and bitches fighting ....cars and stuff.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v496/TwilightToStarlight/Capture88.jpg

this was on bardy's thread

he is asking whether you held them at gun point or had a bat with you when you asked them out.

you should really read the whole thread,... i had two people tell me that Alyssa is a really nice girl... and he asked did i have to put a gun to their head...

i guess i really shouldn't expect intelligence from a number of people here

Neither, you are terribly boring

Neither, you are terribly boring

explain

my beliefs do not require a rational explanation

plus I'm a Douche

and yet, there it is.

I had to help the poor guy out. Mormons are powered by logic you see

monte i want you to date an english teacher

monte is trying to play the pimpz in this thread real desperately
but then it turns out he takes his dates to disneyland :rofl:
seriously monte, i have no idea how anyone ever dates you


also, to my question: is any of the girls into eating poop and urine?
there's a perfectly good reason this question
as soon as you answer ill let you know what it is

monte i want you to date an english teacher

i don't know how i missed this... but i have gone out with an English teacher a few times. not really a date since both Amy & I knew each other since we were both 16. But none the less we have gone out a lot. Most of our dinner dates are just a time to catch up with each other. we go out about 3 times a year.

she taught 11th grade english, but recently quit teaching due to how many hours she was spending doing that job

On another note here is one of the two girls i am going out with

<img src="http://forums.netphoria.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=32632&stc=1&d=1203004348">

i would be really goddamn angry if i knew that some weirdo was posting my picture on a smashing pumpkins message board.

just sayin'.

oh, and btw: woof.

she looks like she goes to Ani Di Franco concerts

not a bad thing

seriously monte, i have no idea how anyone ever dates you


You already touched on the answer. Monte doesn't have adult, romantic dates. They are closer to "play dates", like the ones had by children.

Sheila obviously presents more opportunities from a smashing pumpkins fan perspective.

go with that monte. think of the possibilities when you propose to her!

i don't know how i missed this... but i have gone out with an English teacher a few times. not really a date since both Amy & I knew each other since we were both 16. But none the less we have gone out a lot. Most of our dinner dates are just a time to catch up with each other. we go out about 3 times a year.

she taught 11th grade english, but recently quit teaching due to how many hours she was spending doing that job
i meant i want you to date someone who will correct your english on the fly

i meant i want you to date someone who will correct your english on the fly

Most people aren't so caught up with how articulate the person is when your on adate

leather and cornrows??

She's got this old/young naughty/clueless dichotomy going on!

Most people aren't so caught up with how articulate the person is when your on adate

Most people have low standards.

leather and cornrows??

She's got this old/young naughty/clueless dichotomy going on!

I've actually never seen her hair done like that before. its always been straight, with nothing in her hair.

on another note i met two other girls last night at a church activity and asked them out which they excepted.

you rogue

which they excepted.

you never answered my question

have you ever read a book, monte? this is a totally serious inquiry.

monte's butchering of english prose is destroying my soul

on another note i met two other girls last night at a church activity and asked them out which they excepted.

how many different girls would you estimate you've been on dates with in the last two years?

How do you "except" a date?

you never answered my question

have you ever read a book, monte? this is a totally serious inquiry.

how many times has he mentioned that he read the book of mormon? and that corgan fists book or whatever

Does this girl know you posted her pic here?

If she's gone out with him she should be familiar with him video taping every move of hers. Gotta figure he does something with it.

Does he film them taking a shit too?

Does he film them taking a shit too?


if thats your kind of thing i'm sure he can hook you up with some tapes at the right price

It's not my thing. I just think the whole filming dates is weird.

pictures Monte sitting in his bedroom alone at night watching tapes of all of his dates::

Most people aren't so caught up with how articulate the person is when your on adate

Let's add up the amount of money you've pissed away on first dates and compare to the amount of money you've spent on 5th or 10th dates and then we'll reconsider.

i bet he takes notes when he watches the playbacks.

1. buy beter flowars

2. dont talk with moutht full

3. do not look "down there" until you ahve paid 4 the dinnar.

i am insulted by your question Eulogy :(

who says I tape all my dates? Because I don't.

To Starla, the picture is posted online already. And I don't tend to tell people about netphoria because of its negative attitude. you can go ahead and tell her if you like though

and i have never read blinking with fist.. i got to go.. bbl

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/8844/montesleeping2xs6.jpg

thank god you taped that one.

elvis brings the laughts

that picture was taken by Dead.. and its old and not funny.

what do you mean "How do you "except" a date?"

i do the asking.. did you mean how does one except a date

It's funny though because it shows a strangely small Scott Baio getting up to ass rape you.

He has a condom though so you know he's a pretty sensitive rapist.

that's not funny

Well what is funny then?

Jeez this is so confusing.

that picture was taken by Dead.. and its old and not funny.

what do you mean "How do you "except" a date?"

i do the asking.. did you mean how does one except a date

oh man

that picture was taken by Dead.. and its old and not funny.

what do you mean "How do you "except" a date?"

i do the asking.. did you mean how does one except a date

i call bullshit. no way do you not see that he is MAKING FUN OF YOU FOR SPELLING ACCEPT "EXCEPT".

god i really wish you people would stop participating with this shit

just ignore the thread.

anybody else getting random music or radio when writing a post?

just ignore the thread.

you might have noticed i ignore most of your threads you shithead but i hate to see that they're all six pages since you're so full of yourself.

i don't take account of people who pay attention to any given thread..

sensitive rapist.

:rockon:

anybody else getting random music or radio when writing a post?

:rofl:

i don't take account of people who pay attention to any given thread..

uh

not true

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=156463

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=156180

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=155711

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=155883

for more see
http://forums.netphoria.org/search.php?searchid=80166


It just ends up the ones that more people are interested in are the ones about my dates

dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Shapan is sure turning into a mean person :(

how much do you get paid to fix a computer, monte? i'll pay you double to kill yourself.

that picture was taken by Dead.. and its old and not funny.

what do you mean "How do you "except" a date?"

i do the asking.. did you mean how does one except a date




accept for the fact that you were not the one excepting the date, I think that was a good question - How did the ladies in question except the date from you? Please ******* all details- an approximated transcript and any gestures or facial movements made, accept don't tell us what they were wearing, that's just silly.

a to the double c to e to the p to the motherfuckin' t

ammy you normally are one of the most reasonable people here and can over look an error of spelling.

As for how they looked when i asked them, they were smiles and appreciative of the invitation. we exchanged information and i have already made plans for the dates to be done sometime before the end of the month.

Personally I am pretty excited to go out with new girls whom I don't have too much info about. It is refreshing to go out with someone who is new and you can have fun with.

it was in jest! awww, you know i has a special place in my heart for you.






i did feel bad about the post, but it was funny to me at the same time :( sorry.

i will always recall the bart ride from pleasenton

not sure if that's a good thing of a bad thing, alf ;)

i don't take account of people who pay attention to any given thread..

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clear? fuck.

HEY TROTSKY, DID YOU SEE?
I'LL BE IN SAN ANTNIO
I WANT TO SEE YOU
IS THIS OK?
AIM?

OK I POSTED IN THREAD

Shapan is sure turning into a mean person :(

i was just pointing out that it was dumb for you to act like you dont pay attention to the responses in your threads, because you obviously do.

not to say that i dont think you're incredibly unsettling, because i do.

I don't take note of those who paid attention in past threads. And those links were brought up by simple netphoria search of threads I created...
Proving that not all my threads are about my dates

Shut the fuck up.

and i have never read blinking with fist.. i got to go.. bbl

buy a copy and read it on your date....it will woo her

I own blinking with fist, I've just never read it all the way threw because it was pretty horrible...

on another note i met two other girls last night at a church activity and asked them out which they excepted.

In front of each other?

I own blinking with fist, I've just never read it all the way threw because it was pretty horrible...

ok you have to be trolling.

I own blinking with fist, I've just never read it all the way threw because it was pretty horrible...

yeah, awful spelling in that book, eh?

I own blinking with fist, I've just never read it all the way threw because it was pretty horrible...

which books have you read all the way through?

ones that have creepy guys taking girls out to disneyland in them, apparently

Lame.. Alyssa is attached

Let's add up the amount of money you've pissed away on first dates and compare to the amount of money you've spent on 5th or 10th dates and then we'll reconsider.
http://forums.netphoria.org/images/rating/rating_5.gif

Lame.. Alyssa is attached

What does this mean? She had a date planned with you and now, she is "attached" to another person?

looks like mormon girls are easy.

what a fantastic medical fetish.

This was a very fun date. I really enjoyed alyssa company a lot. We had a good time together for sure. I am just not sure what will happen here...
After the famous tea cup ride I some how ended up holding her hand. We let go after a little bit... Wait why am I telling netphoria any of this

because your parents never loved you and you're desperate for some kind of approval, or even acknowledgement

because your parents never loved you and you're desperate for some kind of approval, or even acknowledgement

:)

blinking while fisting is a grade a book. the little creature on the front looks like it's squatting in preparation for something huge about to go out of it's ass or in it

those who voted for Alyssa were right!
I had fun on my date with Sheila, but if i had to chose one which i would like to relive it would be the one with Alyssa

it appears i spelled her name wrong in the vote but oh well.

it appears i spelled her name wrong in the vote but oh well.

Surprise, surprise.