fill in the blanks, you get two words.

i'll go with "four" and "months". >_<

a while

a while

which may come as a shock

wanna break the dry spell tom

27 hours

four hours

vvv

12 hours

i hate you people

4 days? gettin bday nookie later!

wanna break the dry spell tom

YES.

maybe i'll go out, get wasted, and try to fuck whatever's easiest this weekend.

i hate you people

yeah, no shit.

"too much"

11 days

you included.

coming up on three years. it wasn't even that great the last time.

i think :think:

you included.

coming up on three years. it wasn't even that great the last time.

daaaaamn, bro.

seriously, just go stand out in the road with your cock hanging out. it's bound to fall into to something sooner or later.

yeah...

it's amazing what i spend my time on instead, though.

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to one side and said I'm angry

YES.

maybe i'll go out, get wasted, and try to fuck whatever's easiest this weekend.

i'm only like 90 minutes away

a while
.

Sometime in late november, I don't recall the exact week or date...I didn't think it would be the last time, but whatever.

I almost had sex last friday night and Im glad I didn't because when I woke up sober next to a beached whale I almost threw up.

it's been two wanks since i got laid.

How many minutes is that?

meaning you wanked off twice since the last time?

2 days

meaning you wanked off twice since the last time?

that's the one

a few days

Few weeks

Few weeks

Gay sex doesn't count

25th December, last time I saw my ex.

a merry xmas?

a merry xmas?

A freaky xmas.

i'm only like 90 minutes away

hey bebee

/butthead

a while

coming up on three years.

Ok, my "a while" is not quite this long.

Ok, my "a while" is not quite this long.

yeah, i would've gone with " <u>an</u> <u>eternity</u>". but that's just me.

i think i an get awway with calling myself a virgin...

I went through a dry spell longer than that several years ago. I cannot speak for him but after a year or so I did not miss it that much; I sort of resigned myself to it and just accepted it.

too long (over four months).

Hey Grumble!

Hey.

You haven't been here in ages right? Used to enjoy your posts. Are you doin well?

i smell a hook-up brewin'!

i smell a hook-up brewin'!

Hardcore pheromone action.

I'm not doing too good. Clinical depression and all that.

Shit, sorry to hear that. Getting all the help you need?

I'm getting help, but it's a slow process.

And Grumble was always such a happy bunny...

I don't know anything about dealing with that so I'm just going to give you a hug. *hug*

I'm not doing too good. Clinical depression and all that.

Me too dude, hang in there. :)

1500 minutes

6 years

leaking pus

a couple of weeks. I need to take care of that when i go home.

salty discharge

seven hours and fifteen days

seven hours and fifteen days

that's not two words, dickbag.

but that case, i should be yelling at skipgo too. however, Let's Go Crazy came up on my ipod yesterday and i forgave her in advance.

25 days

few weeks.

5 more days and I won't be able to walk straight YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?

:(

few weeks.

5 more days and I won't be able to walk straight YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?

Bend over I'll sort you out. http://www.thedugout.tv/community/images/smilies_final/chief.gif

only 4 months, you say ?
kinda hard to believe, judging by your even-tempered posting

Hey.


Hi!!

it seems liek peopel who rarely get laid are the ones participating most in this thread

2 days.

a couple of weeks. I need to take care of that when i go home.


is this typical for married people?

*insert typical marriage joke*

5 hours

slut

is this typical for married people?

i was wondering this too...

i don't know if it's typical really. in this particular marriage, it varies. sometimes it's often, sometimes not. But 12 years of sex with the same person can get, uh, monotonous. Sometimes. Then again, you tend to lose those pesky inhibitions (if you had them to begin with), so there's the upside of it.
Plus, I'm pretty sure we could have sex whenever I wanted to; I guess it's all up to me really. He hasn't turned me down yet. One of the perks of being a girl I guess.

that's not two words, dickbag.

but that case, i should be yelling at skipgo too. however, Let's Go Crazy came up on my ipod yesterday and i forgave her in advance.

:D

i don't know if it's typical really. in this particular marriage, it varies. sometimes it's often, sometimes not. But 12 years of sex with the same person can get, uh, monotonous. Sometimes. Then again, you tend to lose those pesky inhibitions (if you had them to begin with), so there's the upside of it.
Plus, I'm pretty sure we could have sex whenever I wanted to; I guess it's all up to me really. He hasn't turned me down yet. One of the perks of being a girl I guess.

wait so he married someone and is always down for sex but his wife won't put out?

shocking

i didn't say i don't 'put out' ;)
when he makes a move, i don't say no.
what i meant was, we could do it every night if i wanted, i'm pretty sure.

slut

Only for one man.

that's the one

We'll teach these americans yet...

Only for one man.

That's the worst kind.

after a year or so I did not miss it that much

yeah, i'm around a year now and find myself not really caring. some guy was telling me i need a man to take care of my needs and i was like :rolleyes: that's what i have hands for.

two days.

yeah, i'm around a year now and find myself not really caring. some guy was telling me i need a man to take care of my needs and i was like :rolleyes: that's what i have hands for.

Heh. It was weird, after the two or three years I looked at men like I do puppies and babies. Sure, they're cute and nice to look at but that does not mean I want one. I looked at them almost totally objectively. No opinion whatsoever, it was like they were just scenery.

Heh. It was weird, after the two or three years I looked at men like I do puppies and babies. Sure, they're cute and nice to look at but that does not mean I want one. I looked at them almost totally objectively. No opinion whatsoever, it was like they were just scenery.

You are perhaps a lesbian. Ever tried drinking from the furry cup?

mccrick, fucking go away. no one wants you here.

You are perhaps a lesbian. Ever tried drinking from the furry cup?

Nah, not a lesbian. It probably sounds that way out of context but I had a lot of other stuff going on to distract me from the males and people in general.

The board's all yours, fuckface. I'm off to bed.

few weeks.

5 more days and I won't be able to walk straight YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?

loool

wait so he married someone and is always down for sex but his wife won't put out?

shocking

hey you changed what you said. EGADS!

7 years 7 days and 7 hours

i took my chances YEAH whatever i can do i will

loool


I came in here wanting to know the last time you had sexo.

tell me now!

I came in here wanting to know the last time you had sexo.

tell me now!


toooo long, suga.

/coupla weeks.

3 days

2 weeks

too long. ergh

:s

2 weeks. and it sucked

nice girlfriend, cocktoucher!

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nice girlfriend, cocktoucher!

HEYYYYYYYYYYY


nice shirt, Geodude!

A month and a half, which is awesome for me, especially considering I've gotten non-laid action in the interim. Savin' it up for the next dry spell....

what's sex

hour and a half

a while...

dont really care though, not interested in a relationship right now and pimping myself was never my style..

its not like sex is going to go extinct anytime soon, or devolve into a hi five..

when the time comes, and its right, sex will still be sex and ill make up for lost time :banoonoo:

changed now

9 Hours

did you do it with your roommate?

2 weeks. and it sucked
lol you did it with an american

a while...

dont really care though, not interested in a relationship right now and pimping myself was never my style..

its not like sex is going to go extinct anytime soon, or devolve into a hi five..

when the time comes, and its right, sex will still be sex and ill make up for lost time :banoonoo:

Don't lie. This post proved you're a virgin.

did you do it with your roommate?


Nope, her best friend from back home that comes and stays here on the weekends.

you sure did mess that up, buddy. now you will never have sex with your roommate!

congratulations, though.

14 hours... yeahhhh

you sure did mess that up, buddy. now you will never have sex with your roommate!

congratulations, though.

I don't know about that. It's been the 3rd straight week me and this girl have hooked up. Didn't have sex last week with her, just got blown since she was on her period. For some reason I don't think it fucks anything up between me and my roommate ever possibly hooking up.

you are quite the pimp. lol@getting a blowjob because she was on her period.

too long. ergh

:s

realy? :think:
whats wrong with texas guys?

none of them like me.

none of them like me.

i like you :blush:
my pic is in the post your pic thread :cool:

Don't lie. This post proved you're a virgin.

haha i wish! i wasted that on a b*tch...who attempted to 'keep me' by putting holes in the condom. thank GOD that didnt work...phew

any girl that does that deserves to have her fallopian tubes ripped out of her

lol@the thought of her poking holes into the condom

what a freak!

haha i wish! i wasted that on a b*tch...who attempted to 'keep me' by putting holes in the condom. thank GOD that didnt work...phew

That's the lowest of the low.

shinobi must be a really cool guy.

its people like her that make me wish those MIB memory erasers were real..

ugh...what was i thinking...

oh well...moving forwards! haha
































...ugh....

dont worry, shinobi. it's over and done with. she's not pregnant and that's all that matters. she can't hurt you anymore. *hug*

dont worry, shinobi. it's over and done with. she's not pregnant and that's all that matters. she can't hurt you anymore. *hug*

aww thanks haha

when i called to break up with her..she was like

"well im already pregnant!"

and you know when you nearly fall down from somewhere, like steps, and you get that kinda cold rush through you? kinda hard to explain, but i had that sensation for about 3 minutes, as my face was burried in my pillow, in an abyss of despair hahaha but it turns out she was full of crap...

*looks out at the sunny day*...........phew

man. so she had no qualms about letting you know she purposefully tried to get pregnant? wowzers!

now thats love

man. so she had no qualms about letting you know she purposefully tried to get pregnant? wowzers!

she was smiling and kinda almost laughing about it as if id go all puppy eyed and gaze adoringly into her eyes...

she wasn't phased at all...cold hearted killer...ghost face haha

0.25 days

900 posts per day

just wanted to say I fucked the gf today.. mmmm

she was smiling and kinda almost laughing about it as if id go all puppy eyed and gaze adoringly into her eyes...

she wasn't phased at all...cold hearted killer...ghost face haha

i though you said she told you over the phone. so how did you see her face?

over a year and a month.

fuck me

i though you said she told you over the phone. so how did you see her face?

i broke up with her over the phone...

after she had told me face to face she spiked the condoms..

the call was about 2 weeks after she had told me, and was in this call that she lied to me about being pregnant...

ugh..lol yay im glad im free

my life

2 weeks

7 years 7 days and 7 hours

i took my chances YEAH whatever i can do i will

:rofl:

long time

so, yo soy, you and your bf broke up?
i still remember that dream thread you made about sucking him off and his cum was bugs or something. turned out to be a prophecy, eh?

well i mean, i doubt that he actually ejaculated bugs, but i meant it metaphorically, you see

Six weeks.
But it will be a while before I bring sexy back, cause I don't feel like dating people right now and one nighters aren't for me.

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4 Hours

Six weeks.
But it will be a while before I bring sexy back, cause I don't feel like dating people right now and one nighters aren't for me.

thats the way (my love is)

like 3 days

thats the way (my love is)

what's with all these fucking lame sp references? it's even worse when they don't make sense.

what's with all these fucking lame sp references? it's even worse when they don't make sense.

what confused you?

you clearly didnt see my post earlier in the thread which said exactly the same thing in different wording, in regards to not wanting to date, or do one night stands..

keeping this in mind ill forgive your stupid post and the 4 seconds of half brained thought you must of gone through trying to figure it out before giving up.

you're certainly right about the me not giving you more than 4 seconds of thought part.

you're certainly right about the me not giving you more than 4 seconds of thought part.

only because your not capable of it...


but thanks for your input, your comments will be passed on for consideration.

A day. It was amazing.

*bump*

oh hey i can participate now

It's been 99 hours (give or take) since I got laid.

11.23.07

never forget?

(i was never in on that but it seemed appropriate)

I'd like to forget that I ever fucked that skank ex of mine, but the last time was sometime in November...I don't even know when because she was such a prude and hardly ever wanted to fuck.

hey chris, you remember when we driving you guys back to the hotel and I was going thru the camera how bitchy she got when she saw how many pictures I took of Ginger? What a dumb bitch.

tobes you gotta find yourself a good woman.

hey chris, you remember when we driving you guys back to the hotel and I was going thru the camera how bitchy she got when she saw how many pictures I took of Ginger? What a dumb bitch.

ahhhahahaha yes i do.

i did think that was a little strange.

tobes you gotta find yourself a good woman.

I'm not dating until sometime next year when I have secured a job in PA.

I'm not dating until sometime next year when I have secured a job in PA.

you're moving to PA?? cool.

awesome eulogy's turning every thread into an announcement that he had gay sex

you're moving to PA?? cool.

Yeah, I'm trying to get a job in category management with Rite Aid, but I'm waiting a fiscal year so I'll have numbers to throw around during an interview.

Toby, my main office is about 300 yard from the Rite Aid headquarters.

I'll be sure they know about you. And your ex's breasts.

Toby, my main office is about 300 yard from the Rite Aid headquarters.

I'll be sure they know about you. And your ex's breasts.

What a gentleman.

but seriously, since you are so close can you give me some details about the area and where would be a good place to live.

It's been about a month and a half now. Hopefully that changes this weekend but there is little reason to believe so.

edit: Where in PA did you get your job?

I never anticipate sex.

awesome eulogy's turning every thread into an announcement that he had gay sex

hey this is an appropriate thread for it. and the others about it weren't created by me.

and what's with the "gay" qualifier? HOMOPHOBE!

so, yo soy, you and your bf broke up?
i still remember that dream thread you made about sucking him off and his cum was bugs or something. turned out to be a prophecy, eh?
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yeah man.

i've been single since december 12th and the longer it goes on the less and less i want a boyfriend. at times i do think it would be nice, though. cause sometimes it's just really nice and fun to have someone to spoon and junk on the constant. but not having to worry about making someone happy kinda rules. i'd like to have sex, though.

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yeah man.

i've been single since december 12th and the longer it goes on the less and less i want a boyfriend. at times i do think it would be nice, though. cause sometimes it's just really nice and fun to have someone to spoon and junk on the constant. but not having to worry about making someone happy kinda rules. i'd like to have sex, though.

High five!!

let's be single forever together, tobes. fuck relationshits!

it will still be two days till we say we're sorry

like kirosawa i make mad(?) films. k. i dont make films. but if i did they'd have a samurai(?)

I never anticipate sex.

neither have most of the girls i've been with

let's be single forever together, tobes. fuck relationshits!

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~13 hours

i'm only like 90 minutes away

hahahahaha i didn't remember making this post

probably almost six weeks.

plowed and proud

18 hours

awesome eulogy's turning every thread into an announcement that he had gay sex

not just sex, no, gay sex

does this board love my avatar or what

plowed and proud



<3

a very long time

three months :(

i sucked a boob last week tho.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

i have a sore throat this morning

uh oh. what did you do? :^o

nothing! i just slept, i dont know maybe im getting sick.

almost a week

years

6 weeks. Totally unsatsifying, too

was it with Eulogy

was it with Eulogy

'Frau Kahlo', i think she called herself

6 weeks. Totally unsatsifying, too

"All American girls are terrible in bed"

Here come the gross generalizations

not just sex, no, gay sex

don't be a homophobe, kid

"All American girls are terrible in bed"

Here come the gross generalizations

it was on a train, in a small cubicle.

but thanks for trying to make me look like a fuckwit!

i can't even answer this question :(

Just over a month. Hopefully rectifying that soon. I did not want to be the one to crack first, but so be it.

shit ! :smoke:
i had the best sex evar a few hours ago

three days. gunna get it on tonight though.

About 1 day. :)

shit ! :smoke:
i had the best sex evar a few hours ago

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three days. gunna get it on tonight though.

fuckin yeahhhhhhhhh

:rockon:

tell me when Kristy breaks up with her boyfriend

oh god we had the two of them come out to eat with us. her bf is a total knob. she would be totally trading up if she dated you. :love:

who is krusty?

13 long hours, and the good feeling I usually have for two days afterwards was gone as soon as I set foot in our office building.

:cry:

2 hours

and 16 months or so

6 years

gasp!:eek:

I ccan't believe anyone called bullshit on this!

it was on a train, in a small cubicle.

but thanks for trying to make me look like a fuckwit!

that could be hot.. you make it sound like a chore, i guess it was of the unsatisfying american chick

american girls aint so bad.

except for the ones that are

a year and a half bleh

i hate all of you.

that could be hot.. you make it sound like a chore, i guess it was of the unsatisfying american chick

the cubicle was about half the size of an aeroplane toilet cubicle. It was just so fucking uncomfortable

oh god we had the two of them come out to eat with us. her bf is a total knob. she would be totally trading up if she dated you. :love:

dude did i not tell you how much of a knob he is, just by looking at his photos? WHAT A BAD BOY

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page 8=page 7?

its evolution baby

you still ovah there in them states?

no no sir, unfortunately not

About, oh, 6 hours ago.

And now I have a friend who wants to start sleeping with me, too.

shit man, nice form!

sex is beyond awesome

three years

finlly. page 8=page 8.

Polarity resumes.

I ccan't believe anyone called bullshit on this!

It's Monte.

three months :(

i sucked a boob last week tho.

i did the nasty last night then again this morning. :smoke:

I'm going for it tonight, gotta end this slump that I'm falling into.

i believe in you man!

today is my anniversary, i'm pretty sure i'll be getting it on soon.

I haven't done sex in about a month. I wish I could say something like it's been one day but I have recently wasted a lot time dating a girl that wouldn't get down.

It's Monte.

at least we know he would have videoed it.

5 min ago

n/m - that was on tv

A few hours. Life is good. :D

last night

today is my anniversary, i'm pretty sure i'll be getting it on soon.

did you get any dick?

the dumbest people get laid

natural selection

the smartest and most attractive people are selected, yes.

im not very smart, so you're probably right

do you still meet tim once in a while

3 months

do you still meet tim once in a while

yes, he's a lovely boy

three years

TWINS!

Since October. I'm pretty sure I've turned into one of those girls with ovaries in their eyes when they see a nice looking man by now. A guy repellent if there ever was one.

I'm going to New York in a month. Casual sex with people I'll never see again and who thankfully live on the other side of the planet, here I cum.

its a wonderful life, june_soma

its a wonderful life, june_soma

You would think so. But no.

Exhibit A: I'm talking to you fine people and am not in some hotel room having every inch of my body taken care of.

I know you are sarcastic btw. But lately... I have a pregnant sister, and I'm really happy for her, but every time I see that belly I feel like a lonely loser. And I guess that attitude is not giving me any points at the meet marked.

How hard is it find a guy who loves great movies, great music. great food, great wine, great conversation and great sex. Where is he good damnit? :(

i wasnt being sarcastic. casual sex with people you'll never see again is a wonderful life