Earlier this year I visited a prostitute for one obvious, practical reason and another less so: I'm sick of lying to women. Being single and in my 30s, I find it increasingly difficult to justify the lies and manipulation involved in having a sexual relationship with women who I'm not in love with.

Call it a gift, but I can tell within about two hours whether I could fall for a girl. Through weary experience, I estimate she comes along about every two years - and wears cool shoes.

That leaves a lot of time between drinks and 24-month bouts of celibacy don't really appeal to me while I have a full head of hair and abdominals.

The problem I, and I wager many other single men, face nowadays is if you go on more than a couple of dates with a woman, the majority want to know where the relationship is going. If you're blunt enough to say nowhere except the bedroom, feelings get hurt.

If you've had sex before that conversation, it's often like you've reneged on an unspoken emotional IOU guaranteeing continued involvement in the partnership. You're a user. A player. A dog. I can show you the text messages if you don't believe me.

Having used prostitutes in my 20s, it occurred to me recently that the simplicity of a cash exchange would be a more honest, and I dare say, moral alternative to bullshitting women into bed.

Political correctness tells me I should be ashamed of visiting a sex-worker but I'm not.

Despite what some people would have you believe, men do not control the sexual spigot at my local pub.

Women are the guardians of that flow and while they may torture and bankrupt themselves with dieting, beauty regimes and cosmetic surgery to maintain that influence, men exhaust themselves accruing wealth and power with which to purchase their attraction in the marketplace known as matrimony.

i appreciate your point about seeing prostitutes as a moral alternative, but how does it feel to actually go through with that? do you actually ever feel as attracted to a hooker as any other woman? it must be pretty emotionally draining or something

not that discouraging you from seeing them

you awful man

i appreciate your point about seeing prostitutes as a moral alternative, but how does it feel to actually go through with that? do you actually ever feel as attracted to a hooker as any other woman? it must be pretty emotionally draining or something

The prostitute whom I visited most recently told me her name was Shannon and as she took her clothes off and I observed her body language, we fell into a dismal sync... when I saw she didn't want to be there, neither did I.

Being wanted is perhaps the greatest turn-on in the bedroom, and though you can buy a prostitute's body, you cannot purchase her desire.

I'd speculate this is part of the attraction for many men who use sex workers; the knowledge the woman is more than likely doing something she'd prefer not to, and an entire soundtrack of mumbled bedroom cliches couldn't convince me Shannon was excited about our coupling.

It was, in short, the unsexiest experience I've had in about 10 years. But when I woke alone the next day, my conscience was clear.

I knew there'd be no midweek recriminations because I didn't want to see Shannon again.

Shannon didn't want to see me again either; in fact she'd probably forgotten me before I'd even reached the bottom of her staircase.

In many ways she was the female mirror of a man who tells beautiful lies to bed a woman, then disappears before dawn. At least with Shannon, we both understood the deception.

I've been with well over 50 pro's.

I've been with well over 50 pro's.

Street walkers or brothels or escorts?

I've been with well over 50 pro's.

post/av

Did you go to a whore house or call an escort service?

pics or it didnt happen

i couldn't be with a woman whom i didn't think wanted to be there (even if i was kidding myself) and so would never do this. i am actually pretty good at hanging tough through the dry spells. going with a sex worker - it would bother me on some level how she had arrived at that position.

what a disgusting old man.

i couldn't be with a woman whom i didn't think wanted to be there (even if i was kidding myself) and so would never do this. i am actually pretty good at hanging tough through the dry spells. going with a sex worker - it would bother me on some level how she had arrived at that position.
yeah me too. i'd like to have intercourse but only with a certain person. so whatever. it's even worse for me because i am vehemently against m'bation. not against... i just dont do it.

poor, poor prostitutes.

i hope it was early in the night

What could I get for 50 bucks?

*insert picture of Andy's sister here *

Yeah, I couldn't do this.

dude she's not that bad

Really, she's not. I've had better, though.

are you a happy man, Nimrod?

Is this serious? If so...high five. I paid for my friend's prostitute in Amsterdam (he didn't have any cash, said he'd pay me back...hasn't happened yet). He hated it.

it's not serious.

i don't know if i believe this either.. sounds like just a way to try to get people talking.

the subject does warrant a few questions if it is true.

why did you want to tell the world?

*detects sarcasm*
*ignores*
*believes what he reads*
*considers god*
*quickly discounts that shite*
*thinks about tacos*
*rolls a joint, smokes it and experiences what it must be like to be a prophet of god*
*communicates with alien brothren, sending love vibes by sending audio signals in the form of cypress hill's *hand on the pump*
*comes back and considers seriousness of thread*
*doesn't believe it for a second because i'm clever*
*scoffs at monte being so naive and cross-eyed*
*says aloud "if the church was true, the mcrib never would have never come back*
*looks at porn*
*smokes more pot*
*laughs at something really funny but is too stoned to recognize or remember what triggers it*
*makes eggrolls in microwave*
*considers thread more*
*comes up with question for nimrod*

did u get hed?

For Christ's sake it's real. He's finally reaching out to us. Through other people's words.

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2007/07/22/1185042948159.html

thank heaven for google.

THUMBS DOWN NIMROD!

Don't steal other people work and call it your own on Netphoria!

actually, you're just dumb for believing any of it. DUMB. like a cross eyed moose.

Obviously he's just been Australian this whole time.

I've been with well over 50 pro's.

ur kinda weird

Obviously he's just been Australian this whole time.

I knew that San Diego stuff was just a big lie.

No but seriously what is the difference between a one night stand and a prostitute? Is the one night stand cheaper?

You're still practically paying.

he still never responded about getting hed

Women are the guardians of that flow and while they may torture and bankrupt themselves with dieting, beauty regimes and cosmetic surgery to maintain that influence, men exhaust themselves accruing wealth and power with which to purchase their attraction in the marketplace known as matrimony.

I really enjoy being single. And I enjoy my career and the money that I solely earn. I don't need anyone to support me, or tell me what to do with my life or money (as most men want to do).

Most of all, I hate it when men generalize women as a whole, and make assumptions based on their personal experiences. Not all women are the same. Not all women want your wallet. And not all women want to be married.

As for you going to prostitutes..... lol ok whatever. Somehow I find it hard to believe.

someone didnt finish the thread

he should have just stuck his dick in an economy sized jar of vaseline and fucked it. a gay friend once told me it feels like real pussy

Wow, everyone's pretty much a dumbass aren't they

next time plagiarize www.literotica.com *nsfw

so you think you're cool because people actually think you're pathetic enough to be telling the truth here?

huh

next time plagiarize www.literotica.com

it's not believable when i post that i had sex with my neice and her entire robot cheerleading team

Street walkers or brothels or escorts?

Mostly street walkers actually. Some are good, some are bad, one or two were big mistakes.

im thirsty

it's not believable when i post that i had sex with my neice and her entire robot cheerleading team


Anything is possible!

i'm glad i flushed out the dirty cocked mccrick

wtf?

how do you know he isnt copy/pasting from other sites?

man, you're gonna look so dumb here in a second!! OMG!

mccrick = warsaw

nuh uh.

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nuh uh.

thank God :)

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double check your spelling

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i'll only need 6.


alllll riiigght.

nei com mar pe' ein

born of noble blood, but don't speak the language

mccrick = warsaw

:nooooo:

How dare you insult mccrick that way!

speaking of prostitutes, fergie has a new music video. it's on noggin right now. wtf is that!

CANT HELP IT. THE GIRL CANT HELP IT. oh babeh.


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how catchy!

:nooooo:

How dare you insult mccrick that way!

rofl

<3 the av

noggin is showing fergie? they are teaching these youngsters how to be ho's early on

I never understood people paying for sex, but now I do understand people gettin the odd ho, especially in amsterdam, lots of the ones on the main canal are pretty movie star hot. I don't understand people who get them all the time though.

I've been with well over 50 pro's.

And i don't think i've ever been less surprised at a post.

haha .. did you use any ?

I want a night out in blackpool, even craig says he wants it

aye right, still not my thing if they all looked like hoskins but i always associate hookers with looking like strung out junkies and i must admit there are some lookers in the dam

i have no idea why you want a night out here dude, i never go out here, it's awful, choice is either awful garish loud gay bars or bars filled with pissed up stag nights dying for a fight

you in glasgow any time soon? im up feb 9-16

i have no idea why you want a night out here dude, i never go out here, it's awful, choice is either awful garish loud gay bars or bars filled with pissed up stag nights dying for a fight



yeah see ... now thats a saturday night, :banging:

aye mang, glasgow could be a good night we can plan something then

i knew it wasn't real right off the bat when it said "I'm sick of lying to women".

Mostly street walkers actually. Some are good, some are bad, one or two were big mistakes.

does that mean one or two were really shemales?

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Roughneck and rudeness,
We should be using, on the ones who practice wicked charms
For the sword and the stone
Bad to the bone
Battle is not over
Even when it's won
And when a child is born into this world
It has no concept
Of the tone the skin is living in
It's not a second
7 seconds away
Just as long as I stay
I'll be waiting
It's not a second
7 seconds away
Just as long as I stay
I'll be waiting X3

does that mean one or two were really shemales?

Nope, never encountered one of those. I dont think they're as common in the UK as places like the US or Thailand.

it means he got stds from them.

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Jamie Lynn Spears has agreed to give up her unborn baby, it has been claimed.

The 16-year-old star of Nickelodeon show 'Zoey 101' will reportedly give the child to her mother Lynne as soon as it is born, so she can focus on her career.

A source told America's Star magazine: "After several weeks of personal soul searching and talks and discussions with her mom, Jamie Lynn reluctantly agreed that giving up the baby is the right thing to do.

"Lynne says Jamie doesn't understand the lifelong consequences of having a baby. She wants Jamie Lynn to continue her show business career after the baby is born and Jamie Lynn also realises she wants to enjoy her teenage years without the responsibilities of caring for a baby.

"Jamie Lynn will be back at work and trying to remind people of her talent and not that she is an unwed teenage mother."

Lynne will raise the baby at the family home in Kentwood, Louisiana, away from the Hollywood spotlight.

Since Jamie Lynn announced her pregnancy she has been living at the family's

$3 million estate while studying for a high school equivalency exam and attending parenting classes. But it is believed once she gives birth she will return to Los Angeles to pursue her acting career.

Way to teach your kid personal responsibility, Mother of the Year.:dammit:

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oh big deal. it's not like she's giving it up for adoption. it's like she's giving birth to her own sister

i knew mr spears was behind this. it all makes sense now.

i knew it wasn't real right off the bat when it said "I'm sick of lying to women".




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stop posting youtubes you [swear word redacted]ing [swear word redacted]

wtf is with this redacted stuff? pakula, i'm going to kill you!!!

omg i only posted TWO! I'm going to post one just for you now......

[swear word redacted]


testing


FUCK FUCK FUCK

it's not believable when i post that i had sex with my neice and her entire robot cheerleading team


Easy for you to say...

wtf is with this redacted stuff? pakula, i'm going to kill you!!!

lol




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I've been with well over 50 pro's.

ahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahaha

good lord

As for you going to prostitutes..... lol ok whatever. Somehow I find it hard to believe.

why is it so hard to believe? pretty much everyone else here realised this a long time ago

I know a guy who does escorting for escorts. He had me along a few nights because I'm always curious about true crime. The pimp, i swear to god, is a puerto rican elvis impersonator who has been featured in the newspaper...

why is it so hard to believe? pretty much everyone else here realised this a long time ago

Because he can't pay for it.

maybe this weekend i will try to befriend a prostitute. i would like to pay someone money to talk with me, it'll be like a therapist except she won't have to spend any energy pretending to care

wHATcOLOR been searchin' for a heart of gold

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i imagine when i find it, it will be found in the chest of something that looks like a cross between these two /\

Because he can't pay for it.

of course he can

Because he can't pay for it.

We always pay for it. The hookers just cut out the middle man.

hmm.. i am a fan of efficient capital markets..

hmm.. i am a fan of efficient capital markets..

you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to get the fuck out afterwards

There was one girl I shagged a couple of times who was murdered a few months later, I remember reading about her in the paper and thinking "fuck I knew her". She was a heroin addict, quite a nice girl, totally harmless. :(

mccririck, care to divulge the level at which your penis is currently burning on a 1-10 scale?

mccririck, care to divulge the level at which your penis is currently burning on a 1-10 scale?

Always use a condom with hoes.

speaking of prostitutes, fergie has a new music video. it's on noggin right now. wtf is that!

CANT HELP IT. THE GIRL CANT HELP IT. oh babeh.


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how catchy!
i find myself humming this song all the time. wtf

hi lauren

hi :blush:. why am i still up at 3:30am?! I HAVE TO LEAVE HERE BY 7AM FOR SCHOOL. >_<

come tuck me in.

LOL!

why ARE you still awake?

i was waiting for you so i could tell you goodnight. :*

look at the love shown to me. i am blessed.

goodnight lauren :*

mejor hardcore wedding bells??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!

ding ding dong a ling long nong

i find myself humming this song all the time. wtf

you have the worst taste in music

biiirds will sing. the-uh-uh sun will shiiine.

dumb thread

lmao

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHTINT AT ?!