View Full Version : I think everyone should take the time to introduce themselves to me


Banana
01-16-2008, 02:45 PM
Several years into the future, people will look back and talk of my arrival at the general board as one of the most important things to have happened on netphoria.

Ol' Couch Ass
01-16-2008, 02:47 PM
I'm a homosexual date rapist with a heart of gold. Here is a picture of me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/BananaClock/n9356545_9340.jpg

BumbleBeeMouth
01-16-2008, 03:00 PM
hi there banana, did you know that the banana we eat that contains no seeds is inherently vulnerable to disease, infection and degeneracy. It is also unable to breed.

alright?

duovamp
01-16-2008, 03:07 PM
I'd love to expose myself to you.

duovamp
01-16-2008, 03:10 PM
Oh wait, Location: PA, huh? What part of PA?

Mo
01-16-2008, 03:12 PM
Do you wear pyjamas?

T&T
01-16-2008, 03:13 PM
EGO ALERT ^^^^^ :banging: :banging:

Rockin' Cherub
01-16-2008, 03:26 PM
hi i'm alex

wHATcOLOR
01-16-2008, 03:45 PM
hi, i'm also named alex. there are several of us here with this name

Banana
01-16-2008, 03:59 PM
Southeastern PA, less than an hour out of philly.

My name is also alex, but it's much cooler than anyone elses since it is my middle name.

MistaMista1
01-16-2008, 04:03 PM
You can't come to the gen board with intentions to become a staple, you have to slowly, painfully, get sucked in.

Rockin' Cherub
01-16-2008, 04:04 PM
my middle name is also alex

MistaMista1
01-16-2008, 04:05 PM
Mine is McMillen.

I win.

bardy
01-16-2008, 04:19 PM
my name is alex

I'm Hardcore
01-16-2008, 05:05 PM
alex buechele, nice to make your accquaintance

teh b0lly!!1
01-16-2008, 05:12 PM
im alexis
21\f\nyc

hi :)

Skylarq
01-16-2008, 05:39 PM
http://fantacalciolp.ilcannocchiale.it/blogs/bloggerarchimg/fantacalciolp/lalas.jpg

Mariner
01-16-2008, 05:54 PM
whoa guys my last name is alex

i only really knew about wc and buechele

Aeroplane
01-16-2008, 06:18 PM
my name is not Alex.

duovamp
01-16-2008, 06:42 PM
My son's name is also Bort.

Geek USA
01-16-2008, 06:42 PM
My name is Alexa.

I'm not funny.

sickbadthing
01-16-2008, 06:58 PM
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/BananaClock/n9356545_9340.jpg" width=1200>

Banana
01-16-2008, 07:00 PM
Sweet my first rep in a year minus 3 days, and it's negative. Awesome.

Rockin' Cherub
01-17-2008, 06:49 AM
hi Banana03! just thought i'd pop by. everything going smooth?

Kahlo
01-17-2008, 06:58 AM
my first name is Alexander

we should all party

byebyejune
01-17-2008, 08:29 AM
my name is mary, but just to be fair people call me alex.
i live in the dying heart of florida, aka orlando.

brightwindows
01-17-2008, 08:58 AM
I am Amily, nice to meet you.

Mo
01-17-2008, 09:43 AM
Wow.

duovamp
01-17-2008, 10:16 AM
I am Amily, nice to meet you.

Wow.

I know, I couldn't believe there was an adverb form of the name Amy either.

Mo
01-17-2008, 10:42 AM
Oh man.

teh b0lly!!1
01-17-2008, 11:30 AM
ive heard that somewhere in the world exists this guy who's name is alex alex.
thats pretty inspiring

twice
01-17-2008, 12:58 PM
most people call me maggie and i am the awkward at the end of this video:

<a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=7605049">march31</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=7605049&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed><br><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&videoid=7605049&title=march31">Add to My Profile</a> | <a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home">More Videos</a>

I'm Hardcore
01-17-2008, 01:01 PM
i signed for Chelsea a few months ago

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44059000/jpg/_44059201_chelsea_416.jpg

aurel
01-17-2008, 01:04 PM
So much mirth from one word.

Fattening Ass
01-17-2008, 01:35 PM
LOL ?

Banana
01-17-2008, 01:51 PM
most people call me maggie and i am the awkward at the end of this video:

<a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=7605049">march31</a><br><embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" flashvars="m=7605049&v=2&type=video" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="430" height="346"></embed><br><a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.addToProfileConfirm&videoid=7605049&title=march31">Add to My Profile</a> | <a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.home">More Videos</a>

Which one is you? There's like 9 people in that video.

twice
01-17-2008, 01:54 PM
:mad:

Banana
01-17-2008, 02:09 PM
If you're the chick at the end of the video than you look almost exactly like Clementine from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

twice
01-17-2008, 03:45 PM
yeah no. that's me. i attack kitties at gatherings.

???
01-17-2008, 04:08 PM
banana03 just got a diploma from noob academy.

twice
01-17-2008, 04:11 PM
i like that. newb academy. i'm a postgraduate from noob. haha.

???
01-17-2008, 04:16 PM
maybe it can replace forum 9.

Banana
03-31-2008, 07:36 PM
Several years into the future, people will look back and talk of my arrival at the general board as one of the most important things to have happened on netphoria.


I feel in a few short months I have already accomplished what I planned to do in several years.

Mo
03-31-2008, 07:40 PM
You know, I love AD, but your avatar annoys the crap out of me.

Banana
03-31-2008, 07:46 PM
Why? Every time I see it I get filled with joy thinking about one of the funniest characters on possibly the funniest show ever.

yo soy el mejor
03-31-2008, 07:46 PM
MY NAME IS LAUREN. I OWN FIVE MICE. I LIKE TO EAT SWEETS. I SLEEP ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY BED. I CAN STICK OUT MY GUT AND LOOK GENUINELY PREGNANT.

YOU ALREADY KNOW STUFF.

hastduvergessen
03-31-2008, 07:48 PM
I am Amily, nice to meet you.

hi amily :)

yo soy el mejor
03-31-2008, 07:49 PM
I THINK YOU MEANT EMILY.

JapanAlex
03-31-2008, 09:19 PM
another alex here

but im number one

yo soy el mejor
04-01-2008, 01:10 PM
lol

fluxequalsrad
04-01-2008, 01:12 PM
serial panty sniffer.

RockLobster
04-01-2008, 01:13 PM
go freeze a banana and go fuck yourself in the ass with it.

yo soy el mejor
04-01-2008, 01:15 PM
ew

RockLobster
04-01-2008, 01:20 PM
then eat it in a chocolate poop sundae

yo soy el mejor
04-01-2008, 01:52 PM
all the nasty thoughts aside.. a chocolate sundae sounds dang good right now.

Banana
01-22-2009, 04:42 PM
Several years into the future, people will look back and talk of my arrival at the general board as one of the most important things to have happened on netphoria.

Over a year later, I would say that this is already true.

Trotskilicious
01-22-2009, 04:48 PM
Yeah you are the death knell.

threetwooneZERO
01-22-2009, 04:50 PM
Sweet my first rep in a year minus 3 days, and it's negative. Awesome.

why don't you show your rep so we can read what has been said since.

Mariner
01-22-2009, 05:07 PM
let's start documenting our reps left for banana here. i'll start.


rep: negative

message: important? no. positive? no. influental in any way? yeah, in the same way cancer and dead weight and toxic waste and sean hannity are influential. what a legacy!

Trotskilicious
01-22-2009, 05:23 PM
i don't think i've ever bothered repping banana

mercurial
01-22-2009, 05:37 PM
forum 14?

Mariner
01-22-2009, 06:19 PM
so secret we don't even know what we're saying to each other, unless you mean this thread

Nimrod's Son
01-22-2009, 07:51 PM
Yeah you are the death knell.

stop asrcibing him any importance.

he's just another douchebag in a long line of douchebags. he's not the first and won't be the last, and he's nothing special. he's the douchebag flavor of the week. JapanAlex posted in this thread, remember him? he used to be the flavor of the week

Nimrod's Son
01-22-2009, 07:52 PM
so secret we don't even know what we're saying to each other, unless you mean this thread

i want to make a forum that everyone has the right to post, create threads and delete posts but nobody has the right to read

ella
01-22-2009, 10:03 PM
Uh, banana I don't really feel the need to introduce myself to you. You know who I am...and you know as much as I want you to know.

Sarcastic Smile
01-22-2009, 10:23 PM
well here comes another 6 pager .. good job guys

Trotskilicious
01-22-2009, 10:27 PM
this thread is from early last year wtf

Eulogy
01-23-2009, 04:38 AM
stop asrcibing him any importance.

he's just another douchebag in a long line of douchebags. he's not the first and won't be the last, and he's nothing special. he's the douchebag flavor of the week. JapanAlex posted in this thread, remember him? he used to be the flavor of the week

this

also, everyone stop responding to him. we can turn him into Rarely if we cooperate.

Eulogy
01-23-2009, 04:39 AM
i know it took me a while to get on board, but if i can do it, anyone can do it

Luke de Spa
01-23-2009, 04:40 AM
i will pay money to have this cretin muted

what's your price pakula. i bet it's not high you whore

ohnoitsbonnie
01-23-2009, 05:22 PM
sup s

ohnoitsbonnie
01-23-2009, 05:22 PM
sac

Banana
01-23-2009, 07:19 PM
shhhhh

I'm Hardcore
01-23-2009, 07:21 PM
hahaha

ella
01-23-2009, 07:40 PM
banana why don't you cum in aim chat with us cool hot peopele.?