View Full Version : Do you guys think Billy is still sexually active?


Starla
01-16-2008, 01:58 AM
I wonder what gets this guy off....

any thoughts?

penn darvis
01-16-2008, 02:01 AM
Fangirls half his age.

smashapumpkin
01-16-2008, 02:02 AM
i wonder if billy shits turds in the toilet...

Starla
01-16-2008, 02:04 AM
I'm sure billy does shit, but let's stick to the topic please.

rolmos
01-16-2008, 02:13 AM
THREAD DERAILING DETECTED:

BAN


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cork_soaker
01-16-2008, 02:21 AM
i think billy's sexual activity is probably kind of gross

cork_soaker
01-16-2008, 02:23 AM
what with all the moist breathing and gumming and whatnot

cork_soaker
01-16-2008, 02:24 AM
gross

Kahlo
01-16-2008, 05:09 AM
so this is why you hate Strawberry so much To Starla

reprise85
01-16-2008, 05:10 AM
isn't he seen with different 20-somethings all the time

tcm
01-16-2008, 05:14 AM
well i just had sex with him so yea i"D SAY SOXD.

unlachs
01-16-2008, 05:36 AM
do you think billy writes better music if he's sexually active?

r0cket
01-16-2008, 05:40 AM
i wonder if he beats if after shows

???
01-16-2008, 05:50 AM
I wonder what gets this guy off....

any thoughts?

fame and money

smashing0
01-16-2008, 06:47 AM
i wonder if billy shits turds in the toilet...

I'm sure billy does shit, but let's stick to the topic please.this might be on topic
:think:

suncrashesdown
01-16-2008, 06:47 AM
I wonder what gets this guy off....

any thoughts?

The Cubs

flyfire
01-16-2008, 07:01 AM
Thick calves

monkeyfritters
01-16-2008, 08:08 AM
i wonder if he beats if after shows

ha there is something so sad about this mental image...

june_soma
01-16-2008, 08:08 AM
I wonder what gets this guy off....

any thoughts?

Bitchy, strong women obviously. He's not that into groupies as far as I can tell, though. :cry:

And STILL sexually active? He's 40, not dead.

monkeyfritters
01-16-2008, 08:12 AM
im no longer sexually active and I am in my early twenties.

SpFission
01-16-2008, 08:36 AM
I wonder what gets this guy off....

any thoughts?

probably not you because you're an ugly skank.

Kahlo
01-16-2008, 08:52 AM
any thoughts?

stop posting

pale blue eyes
01-16-2008, 09:15 AM
Thinking about Billy Corgan possibly having sex is generally not something I dwell on. I mean, I have seen the inner sleeve of TheFutureEmbrace and that was just a little too sexy for me to handle.

Rockin' Cherub
01-16-2008, 10:39 AM
i never thought he was even slightly good looking. none of them were.

i may have forgotten what those new kids looked like though

Sigma
01-16-2008, 10:42 AM
Well we know one thing for sure. Billy spits.

skipgo
01-16-2008, 11:13 AM
corgan is the new morrissey.

wilch
01-16-2008, 11:34 AM
i wonder if he beats if after shows

you mean during...

wilch
01-16-2008, 11:37 AM
Thick calves

yeah its not his talent or wealth that gets him chicks, its his bulging calves. Don't know why but it seems to get them all randy.

:sexors:

Twineball
01-16-2008, 12:05 PM
im no longer sexually active and I am in my early twenties.


By choice, or bad luck?

skipgo
01-16-2008, 12:16 PM
i think billy might be having sex right now.

T&T
01-16-2008, 12:31 PM
where did the billy has herpes rumor come from?

Banana
01-16-2008, 12:40 PM
No. Much like Mayday, Corgan is not sexually active.

Patuquitos
01-16-2008, 01:21 PM
I wonder what gets this guy off....

any thoughts?

Flattery. Courtney Love. Flattery. Jimmy. Flattery. Young musician girls. Flattery. Good reviews. Flattery.

mayday
01-16-2008, 01:35 PM
No. Much like Mayday, Corgan is not sexually active.

ha!

MistaMista1
01-16-2008, 01:46 PM
http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?p=3133634#post3133634

Banana
01-16-2008, 02:05 PM
Come on Mayday, we all know you don't want to go to hell for premarital sexual relations. You are waiting for that right evangelical to whisk you away from your parents house.

june_soma
01-16-2008, 09:29 PM
Can we talk more about this please? I have noticed that the more time I spend on Netphoria before I go to bed, the better the chances of dreaming about Billy. But lately it has just been concert dreams. I want one of those nasty wet ones. I don't have a boyfriend, I deserve it.

SlingeroGuitaro
01-16-2008, 09:32 PM
im pretty sure he does beat it after the shows, and cries while doing it

'do they love me or my music? ::wanksobwank:: i just dont know anymore ::sobwanksobwankwank::'

MistaMista1
01-16-2008, 11:24 PM
im pretty sure he does beat it after the shows, and cries while doing it

'do they love me or my music? ::wanksobwank:: i just dont know anymore ::sobwanksobwankwank::'

Man you were SO CLOSE to an actual lol for this one but I held back because I'm in a public computer lab.

Well done though.

stumpycat
01-17-2008, 01:11 AM
Hell, he probably dry humps his extensive vintage issue equipment collection.

As far as sex with actual humans...for some reason I can only picture a very heavily stoned Billy exuding that sexual energy with a girl. Then, and only then, does he look like he's capable or getting off or having sex.

reprise85
01-17-2008, 10:32 AM
you guys are just being mean now

::sobwanksobwankwank::

Starla
01-17-2008, 11:06 AM
so this is why you hate Strawberry so much To Starla

I don't hate her anymore. That was nearly a half a year ago. Stop derailing the topic too! :)

Mo
01-17-2008, 11:12 AM
Why do you care anyway?

Starla
01-17-2008, 11:15 AM
probably not you because you're an ugly skank.

LOL ::slaps knee:: oh ya got me there.....

stop posting

What's wrong Alex? Why all this sudden hostility toward me?

STOP THREAD DERAILMENT and stick to the topic at hand.

Starla
01-17-2008, 11:16 AM
Why do you care anyway?


Is your question in reference to the topic? If not you are a thread derailer.

Mo
01-17-2008, 11:19 AM
It absolutely is.

Mo
01-17-2008, 11:19 AM
I'd never dare to derail a SP board thread - who do you think I am?

skipgo
01-17-2008, 11:21 AM
billy corgan: asexual

waltermcphilp
01-17-2008, 11:28 AM
billy and i get sexual every night.




with our MINDS.

Mo
01-17-2008, 11:29 AM
billy and i get sexual every night.




with our MINDS.

My God, it's that Fysche chick again.

IWishIWasBlank
01-17-2008, 05:41 PM
im no longer sexually active and I am in my early twenties.

This is in direct correlation with your Netphoria post count. Get some fresh air and sunshine.

PlayingTheAngel
01-17-2008, 09:46 PM
he's swallowed all his life, that's why he sounds so damn whiney

HE'S CLOGGED

skipgo
01-17-2008, 11:44 PM
the topic of this thread is hilarious. He's a 40 year old multimillionaire who plays guitar. you can be the ugliest, most awkward motherfucker on the planet, and girls are still going to want to fuck a rich and famous guitar player. And as awkward as he seems, he's still a man, so I'm pretty sure he takes advantage of the opportunities that come with being a rockstar. I mean hell, 100 year old ugly fucker keith richards probably still gets laid several times a week...

tstats
01-18-2008, 12:00 AM
the topic of this thread is hilarious. He's a 40 year old multimillionaire who plays guitar. you can be the ugliest, most awkward motherfucker on the planet, and girls are still going to want to fuck a rich and famous guitar player. And as awkward as he seems, he's still a man, so I'm pretty sure he takes advantage of the opportunities that come with being a rockstar. I mean hell, 100 year old ugly fucker keith richards probably still gets laid several times a week...

i agree with this statement 100% some chicks just want to fuck a rock star and as long as its a rock star they dont care

SlingeroGuitaro
01-18-2008, 12:02 AM
i can vouch for this statement as well

MistaMista1
01-18-2008, 12:06 AM
He probably just picks up Jimmy's leftovers.

Starla
01-18-2008, 12:26 AM
I was walking down to the mail box in the freezing snow earlier today and wondered.....what does billy sound like when he has an orgasm. I wonder if he talks dirty in bed....is he into spanking ....does he like it rough .....

Starla
01-18-2008, 12:27 AM
does he get on his knees and pray for being a dirty sinner......

Sarcastic Smile
01-18-2008, 12:41 AM
where did the billy has herpes rumor come from?

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@ 3:00 min.

Kahlo
01-18-2008, 04:24 AM
even though this is a parody thread it still brings the pain

skipgo
01-18-2008, 06:39 AM
I was walking down to the mail box in the freezing snow earlier today and wondered.....what does billy sound like when he has an orgasm. I wonder if he talks dirty in bed....is he into spanking ....does he like it rough .....

stop, you're scaring me!

SlingeroGuitaro
01-18-2008, 06:53 AM
i was walking to the grocery store last night and was thinking 'what do i sound like when i orgasm.' at that moment i fox jumped out of the bushes, chasing an armadillo down the street.

'something like that,' i realized and skipgo'd merrily along

skipgo
01-18-2008, 07:46 AM
by popular demand:

http://members.aol.com/thecrippler724/bm1.JPG

IWishIWasBlank
01-18-2008, 08:25 AM
the topic of this thread is hilarious. He's a 40 year old multimillionaire who plays guitar. you can be the ugliest, most awkward motherfucker on the planet, and girls are still going to want to fuck a rich and famous guitar player. And as awkward as he seems, he's still a man, so I'm pretty sure he takes advantage of the opportunities that come with being a rockstar.
Right up until you said this:
I mean hell, 100 year old ugly fucker keith richards probably still gets laid several times a week...
I was going to say "Roy Orbison."

rolmos
01-18-2008, 10:46 AM
Now we know what Billy looks like when he's sexually active.

wilch
01-18-2008, 11:18 AM
Right up until you said this:

I was going to say "Roy Orbison."

Are you saying Roy Orbison still gets laid even though hes kicked the bucket like 20 years ago? So Billy possibly might still have a chance a 40.

skipgo
01-18-2008, 11:58 AM
he's had sex 10 times since this thread started.

Starla
01-18-2008, 11:59 AM
Kahlo - the new Glasgow kiss, only bitchier

MistaMista1
01-18-2008, 12:01 PM
But seriously though, if Billy were "with" someone, isn't there a pretty strong chance that this board would know?

skipgo
01-18-2008, 12:16 PM
ooh! now it's 11.

topleybird
01-18-2008, 12:50 PM
Remember when he went on Bill Maher and announced his new band was called Zwan and said he doesn't let band members have sex when they're touring because it messes with their energy

So no, he is maybe sneaking a little ass on the side while there's a break in touring but I doubt someone is s'ing his d all night every night

That said I'm sure that, say, Jeff has such blue balls at this point that just the minor friction produced by strapping on his guitar causes him to ejaculate in his pants

mayday
01-18-2008, 12:53 PM
no sex when on tour... that's a harsh rule. specially because tours could be 6 months. and i agree that it affects energy but it doesn't have to affect it negatively. hmmm. if that is a real rule i would consider revisiting the thought behind that

skipgo
01-18-2008, 12:53 PM
he didn't say no sex during a tour, he said no sex before a show. After the show is fair game ;)

skipgo
01-18-2008, 02:47 PM
what with all the moist breathing and gumming and whatnot

best post in thread.

mayday
01-18-2008, 05:37 PM
he didn't say no sex during a tour, he said no sex before a show. After the show is fair game ;)

oh ok. i can agree with that

wilch
02-19-2008, 04:02 PM
he didn't say no sex during a tour, he said no sex before a show. After the show is fair game ;)

what about during???

THREAD REVIVED, please get annoyed and call me names and say i have a small penis

mccririck
02-19-2008, 04:04 PM
I reckon he probably lost his penis in late 1998 trying out out-do Hendrix in his bedroom.

Phoenix Down
02-19-2008, 04:15 PM
i think billy might be having sex right now.

on stage?

wHATcOLOR
02-19-2008, 04:17 PM
oh ok. i can agree with that



who cares what you agree with, you're not on tour

skipgo
02-19-2008, 04:25 PM
on stage?

well, i did write that a while back y'know. not RIGHT NOW.
but sure, he could be having sex onstage. Trying to make the set a bit more interesting for the frustrated fans and all.

wHATcOLOR
02-19-2008, 04:46 PM
if that happens, he'll <i>definintely</i> leave stage early if you know what i'm sayin'!


BURN!!

Mayfuck
02-19-2008, 06:40 PM
i wonder if he has that same high pitched nasally growl during his orgasm moan

smashingjj
02-19-2008, 06:51 PM
Ugh. 'Sexually active', what does that even mean?!

wHATcOLOR
02-19-2008, 06:52 PM
oown' aaahp

(bill's live pronunciation of "don't stop")

killtrocity
02-20-2008, 03:01 AM
I was walking down to the mail box in the freezing snow earlier today and wondered.....what does billy sound like when he has an orgasm. I wonder if he talks dirty in bed....is he into spanking ....does he like it rough .....

okay that's quite enough stop posting

teh b0lly!!1
02-20-2008, 05:17 AM
i need a girlfriend
seriously

hoboj0e
02-20-2008, 05:37 AM
Sex on stage:

http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/english/article250240.ece